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|prev = Pest of the West
{{L|''[The episode begins in Jellyfish Fields, featuring recycled footage from "Jellyfishing"]''}}
|title = 20,000 Patties Under the Sea
{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Breaker, breaker outer perimeter, looks clear. Over.}}
|next = The Battle of Bikini Bottom
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Uhh... Robert, Robert... uhh... Ronald, Ronald, Ryan.}}
|titlecard = 20,000 Patties Under the Sea.png
{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Are you sure you're not trying to say "Roger?"}}
|season = 5
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Oh, wait, I got it, I got it! Ringo.}}
|episode = 97a
{{L|''[SpongeBob sees jellyfish.]''}}
|airdate = [[November 23]], [[2007]]
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, we have visual contact. Now taking evasive action. ''[the jellyfish follows him]'' Subject still in close proximity. Over.}}
|seasonname = five
{{L|Patrick|Hello?}}
}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Please reply.}}
*''(in [[Jellyfish Fields]])''
{{L|Patrick|I wonder if I can order pizza with this thing.}}
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: Breaker, breaker outer perimeter, looks clear. Over.
{{L|SpongeBob|Please! Contact imminent, Patrick. Respond now. Please. Please!}}
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: Robert, Robert...uhh...Ronald, Ronald. Ryan, Marger.
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My eardrums aren't what they used to be.}}
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: Are you sure you're not trying to say Roger?
{{L|SpongeBob|I can't speak up, Patrick, there's a jellyfish here and I'm worried it might sting me if I make any loud... ''[SpongeBob bumps Patrick and he screams]'' ...noises.}}
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: Oh, wait I got it. Ringo...
{{L|Patrick|Oops. ''[they run away. The jellyfish shrugs it off]''}}
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: [[Patrick Star|Patrick]], we have visual contact. Now taking evasive action. Subject still in close proximity. Over.
{{L|SpongeBob|Is he still after us, Patrick?}}
*Marger: Who the barnacles called me?
{{L|Patrick|I don't know, buddy!}}
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: Hello? ''(Gets beat up by Marger)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Should we turn around and check?}}
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: Please reply.
{{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[they both turn around and trip over something poking out of the sand]''}}
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: I wonder if I can order pizza with these things.
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I think I landed on my pain center.}}
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: Please, contact immanent [[Patrick Star|Patrick]]. Respond now. Please. Please! Stupid Marger, that why I didn't marry her. ''(foghorn)''
{{L|Patrick|I think I landed on a rock. ''[shows a big rock on the back of his head]''}}
*Patrick: [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]], you're going to need to speak up. My eardrums aren't what they used to be.
{{L|''[SpongeBob looks at the rock questioningly.]''}}
*SpongeBob: I can't speak up Patrick, there's a jellyfish here and I'm worried it might sting me if i make any loud... ''(SpongeBob bumps Patrick and he screams)''... noises.
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground right there.}}
*Patrick: Oops. ''(they run away. The jellyfish shrugs it off.)''
{{L|Patrick|That's just Squidward sunbathing again. ''[Patrick points to Squidward who lowers down his sunglasses.]''}}
*SpongeBob: Is he still after us, Patrick?
{{L|SpongeBob|No, not that, Patrick. This!}}
*Patrick: I don't know, buddy.
{{L|Patrick|What is it?}}
*SpongeBob: Should we turn around and check?
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. I think there's something buried underneath it. And I'm gonna go get some shovels so we can dig it up.}}
*Patrick: Ok. (they trip over something)
{{L|Patrick|We?}}
*SpongeBob: Oh, I think I landed on my pain center.
{{L|''[Cut to large piles of dirt.]''}}
*Patrick: I think I landed on a rock.
{{L|SpongeBob|Phew! Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, eh, Patrick?}}
*SpongeBob: Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground right there.
{{L|Patrick|I'll say. ''[his entire chest is covered with hair while monkey sounds are heard.]''}}
*Patrick: That's just Squidward sunbathing again. (Squidward lowers down his sunglasses)
{{L|SpongeBob|Plus, look at what we unearthed! A UFO! ''[it is actually a submarine. He looks inside]'' Go on, you first. ''[Patrick climbs down a ladder with SpongeBob following]'' Kinda dark, huh?}}
*SpongeBob: No, not that, Patrick. This!
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, dark.}}
*Patrick: What is it?
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, there's gotta be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir. ''[pulls off a skeleton and proceeds to start the submarine]'' Hey, Patrick, look! We're moving! And here's the steering wheel!}}
*SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. I think something's buried underneath it. And I'm gonna go get some shovels so we can dig it up.
{{L|Patrick|Now hold it, SpongeBob. You better let me drive.}}
*Patrick: We?
{{L|SpongeBob|Gimme that wheel!}}
*''(cut to large piles of dirt)''
{{L|Patrick|No! Let go! I wanna drive! ''[the submarine goes crazy. Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab]''}}
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, right, [[Patrick Star|Patrick]]?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't understand, Squidward. Where are all the customers? I know the Krusty Krab isn't Bikini Bottom's most prestigious eatery, but at least it's better than that salty old Chum Bucket across the street. And that's our only competition.}}
*Patrick: I'll say. ''(his entire chest is covered with hair)''
{{L|Squidward|Am I getting paid extra for this conversation?}}
*SpongeBob: Plus look at what we unearthed! A UFO! ''(looks inside)'' Go on, you first. ''(Patrick climbs down a ladder)'' Kinda dark, isn't it?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, come on, Squidward. Can't you just pretend to listen for once in your life? Do it for old Mr. Krabs.}}
*Patrick: Yeah, dark.
{{L|Squidward|Well, since you can't bring any customers into the Krusty Krab, have you ever thought about bringing the Krusty Krab to the customers?}}
*SpongeBob: Well, there has to be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir. ''(pulls off a skeleton and proceeds to start the submarine)'' Hey, Patrick, look! We're moving! And here's the steering wheel!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Quiet, Squidward, I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the Krusty Krab, we could bring the Krusty Krab to the customers?}}
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: Hold it there, [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]. You better let me drive.
{{L|Squidward|''[in a monotone and singing voice]'' ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. ♪}}
*SpongeBob: Gimme that wheel!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, of course! But how? ''[the submarine crashes into the Krusty Krab]''}}
*Patrick: No! Let go! I wanna drive! ''(the submarine goes crazy)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Can we park here? ''[Squidward looks up]'' Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.}}
*''(scene cuts to the [[Krusty Krab]])''
{{L|Patrick|Or even around the block!}}
*Mr. Krabs: I don't understand, Squidward. Where are all the customers? I know the [[Krusty Krab]] isn't Bikini Bottom's most prestigious eatery, but at least it's better than that salty old Chum Bucket across the street. And that's our only competition.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road. ''[cuts to outside]'' So long, boys. Make me lots of money!}}
*Squidward: Am I getting paid extra for this conversation?
{{L|SpongeBob|Bye, Squidward! Bye, Mr. Krabs! ''[in a flirtatious tone]'' Bye, Squidward.}}
*Mr. Krabs: Oh, come on, [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]. Can't you pretend to listen for just once in your life? Do it for old Mr. Krabs.
{{L|Patrick|You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.}}
*Squidward: Well, since you can't bring any customers into the [[Krusty Krab]], have you ever thought about bringing the [[Krusty Krab]] to the customers?
{{L|SpongeBob|''[seductively]'' I like Squidward.}}
*Mr. Krabs: Quiet, [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]], I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the [[Krusty Krab]], we could bring the [[Krusty Krab]] to the customers?
{{L|Plankton|''[looking through a telescope]'' A traveling restaurant, eh? It's not fair! I had that idea years ago! No matter. If Mr. Krabs wants to play dirty, then Plankton's ready for his turn to take his turn. ''[laughs and turns the fist from the Chum Bucket building into a flying vehicle]''}}
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]: La la la la la la la la la la.
{{L|SpongeBob|Hello!}}
*Mr. Krabs: Yes, of course! But how? ''(the submarine crashes into the [[Krusty Krab]])''
{{L|Con Man|Hello.}}
*SpongeBob: Can we park here? Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.
{{L|SpongeBob|Could I interest you in a Krabby Patty?}}
*Patrick: Or even around the block!
{{L|Con Man|No, thanks.}}
*Mr. Krabs: That's it! We'll take the [[Krusty Krab]] on the road. ''(cuts to outside)'' So long, boys. Make me lots of money!
{{L|Patrick|Now what?}}
*SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward. Bye, Mr. Krabs. ''(dreamily)'' Bye, [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]].
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we didn't find customers, not to come back. ''[to Con Man]'' Are you sure you don't want to be our first customer, sir?}}
*Patrick: You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.
{{L|Con Man|Yeah, I'm pretty sure. ''[starts to walk away, but SpongeBob stops them]''}}
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: I like [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]].
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! We'll pay ya!}}
*Plankton: ''(looking through a telescope)'' A traveling restaurant, eh? It's not fair! I had that idea years ago! No matter. If Mr. Krabs wants to play dirty, then Plankton's ready for his turn to take his turn. ''(laughs and turns the fist from the Chum Bucket building into a flying vehicle)''
{{L|Con Man|Hey, thanks again, guys. Good luck with the restaurant!}}
*SpongeBob: Hello!
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, sir! Come again!}}
*Man: Hello.
{{L|Plankton|Those nincompoops are better salesmen than I suspected. ''[an alarm sets off]''}}
*SpongeBob: Could I interest you in a [[Krabby Patty]]?
{{L|Karen|Customer approaching.}}
*Man: No thanks.
{{L|Plankton|Hello, little boy. Would you like a chum burger?}}
*Patrick: Now what?
{{L|Boy|Uh, does it come in raspberry?}}
*SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we didn't find customers, not to come back. (to Man) Uh, are you sure you don't want to be out first customer, sir.
{{L|Plankton|Um, no.}}
*Man: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. ''(walks away)''
{{L|Boy|Blueberry?}}
*SpongeBob: Wait! We'll pay you!
{{L|Plankton|No.}}
*Man: Hey, thanks again, guys. Good luck with the restaurant!
{{L|Boy|Um... raspberry?}}
*SpongeBob: Thanks, sir, come again!
{{L|Plankton|Ah, come on, kid. You asked me that already. Now quit wasting my time!}}
*Plankton: Those nincompoops are better salesmen than I suspected. (an alarm sets off)
{{L|Mable|Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?}}
*Voice: Customer approaching.
{{L|Plankton|I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers!}}
*Plankton: Hello, little boy. Would you like a chum burger?
{{L|Truck Driver|Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way! What do you think this is?!}}
*Boy: Uh, does it come in raspberry?
{{L|Plankton|I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty! That's what it is!}}
*Plankton: Um, no.
{{L|Mary|Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that! Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital!}}
*Boy: Blueberry?
{{L|Plankton|Someone should put you in a box floatin' down the river, Grandma!}}
*Plankton: No.
{{L|Mary|You're probably right.}}
*Boy: Uh...raspberry?
{{L|Plankton|You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here! ''[a person throws a rock at him]'' What the? ''[the crowd starts throwing rocks]'' No! Controls malfunctioning! ''[people continue to throw rocks]'' Get away!}}
*Plankton: Ah, come on, kid. You asked me that already. Now quit wasting my time!
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick.}}
*Mable: Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are? (captions version: (angry) Hey, you can't talk to my son that way. Who do you thing you are?
{{L|Patrick|Yeah?}}
*Plankton: I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers.
{{L|SpongeBob|Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? ''[cut to the kitchen, where the patties are burnt like patty rocks]'' Oh, no! You burnt all the patties! It's hard as a rock. How are we gonna find somebody who would buy these?}}
*Truck Driver: Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way. What do you think this is?
{{L|Truck Driver|''[sees there are no more rocks]'' Hey, the rocks are all gone.}}
*Plankton: I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty. That's what this is.
{{L|Crowd|Awwww! ''[Plankton smiles, but sees SpongeBob coming]''}}
*Mary: You can't talk about my grandson like that. Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.
{{L|SpongeBob|Folks, have I got a deal for you. ''[the crowd sees the hard patties of rocks and eagerly buy them]''}}
*Plankton: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma!
{{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|All right, get him! ''[they start to throw the patty rocks at Plankton]''}}
*Mary: You're probably right.
{{L|Plankton|Aaah! Hey!}}
*Plankton: You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here. (people start throwing rocks) What the? No! Controls malfunctioning!
{{L|SpongeBob|Won't Mr. Krabs be so proud of us when he finds out how good we're doing? See any new customers, Patrick?}}
*SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick.
{{L|Patrick|No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab... eyes?"}}
*Patrick: Yeah?
{{L|SpongeBob|Here, let me see. ''[looks through periscope]'' No, Patrick, that says "abyss."}}
*SpongeBob: Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? (cut to the kitchen, where the patties are burnt) Oh, no. You burnt all the patties. It's hard as a rock. How are we gonna find someone who would buy these?
{{L|Patrick|Oh, okay. What's an abyss, SpongeBob?}}
*Truck Driver: Hey, the rocks are all gone.
{{L|SpongeBob|An abyss is a bottomless... ''[turns around, the submarine falls down the abyss]'' ...chasm! ''[an alarm goes off]'' Pat, we're falling!}}
*Crowd: Aww! ''(Plankton smiles)''
{{L|Patrick|And now we're bathed in an eerie red light!}}
*SpongeBob: Folks, have I got a deal for you. ''(the crowd sees the hard patties. They buy them and proceed to hit Plankton with them)''
{{L|Plankton|''[he sees them falling]'' Yes! Yes!}}
*Jack: Alright, get 'im! (captions version Man: Alright, get him!)
{{L|Patrick|''[the submarine loses its bolts and breaks in the water]'' And now, a deafening warning siren! ''[SpongeBob imitates the sound. the submarine hits a sludgy item, which turns out to be the head of the Sea Monster]''}}
*SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs is gonna be so proud of us when he sees how good we're doing. See any new customers, Patrick?
{{L|Sea Monster|''[roars]''}}
*Patrick: No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab... eyes?"
{{L|SpongeBob|Look, Patrick! We've floated back up, out of the deep, dark, depressing, horrible abyss! ''[looks at the Sea Monster]''}}
*SpongeBob: Let me see. (looks through periscope) No, Patrick, that says "Abyss."
{{L|Sea Monster|Hey! ''[he grabs the submarine and looks into it]'' Who are you calling dark and depressing?}}
*Patrick: OK. What's an abyss, SpongeBob?
{{L|SpongeBob|Daa! We didn't mean it that way, Mr. Sea Monster, sir. What we really wanna know is... are you hungry?}}
*SpongeBob: An abyss is a bottomless...(the submarine falls down the abyss)...chasm! (an alarm goes off) Pat, we're falling!
{{L|Sea Monster|Hungry? I've been asleep for 79 years. Which means my last meal was 79 years ago. Yes, I'm hungry.}}
*Patrick: And now we're being bathed in an eerie red light!
{{L|SpongeBob|Well then, try one of our Krabby Patties.}}
*Plankton: (sees it falling) Yes! Yes!
{{L|Sea Monster|''[eats the Krabby Patty]'' Mmm! That's the best thing I've tasted since that sewer spill, back in... '76. I'll take 640 of them.}}
*Patrick: And now a deafening warning siren! (SpongeBob imitates the sound. the submarine hits a sludgy item, which turns out to be the head of the Sea Monster)
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Woo-hoo!}}
*Sea Monster: ''(shouts)''
{{L|Patrick|Order... uh... up! ''[the Sea Monster gives them large wads of cash]''}}
*SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! We've floated back up, out of the deep, dark, depressing, horrible abyss! ''(looks at the Sea Monster)''
{{L|Plankton|Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me. ''<nowiki>[looks at the Sea Monster paying them big money </nowiki>''[literally]''<nowiki>, he rips off the periscope out of fury]</nowiki>'' This calls for drastic-er-est measures! ''[Plankton goes into the abyss]'' Okay, you bums, time for the second course; Chum Charges!}}
*Sea Monster: Hey! Who are you calling dark and depressing?
{{L|Patrick|''[the Chum Charges explode around the submarine]'' SpongeBob! Our hull's been breached. Do you know what that means?}}
*SpongeBob: We didn't mean it that way, Mr. Sea Monster, sir! What we really wanna know is... are you hungry?
{{L|SpongeBob|No!}}
*Sea Monster: Hungry? I've been asleep for 79 years. Which means my last meal was 79 years ago. Yes, I'm hungry.
{{L|Patrick|''[after a pause]'' Neither do I!}}
*SpongeBob: Then try one of our Krabby Patties.
{{L|Plankton|Yes! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the-- Huh?! ''[Plankton sees the vehicle crashing into a cavern wall]'' Ah, who needs that old Rust Bucket anyhow.}}
*Sea Monster: Mmm! That's the best thing I've tasted since that sewer spill...back in '76. I'll take 640 of them.
{{L|Sea Monster|Come on in there! I want more sandwiches!}}
*SpongeBob and Patrick: Woo hoo!
{{L|Patrick|''[a piece of chum enters the submarine]'' SpongeBob, look!}}
*Patrick: Order...uh...up! ''(the Sea Monster gives them large wads of cash)''
{{L|SpongeBob|What is it?}}
*Plankton: Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me. ''(looks at the Sea Monster paying them)'' This calls for drastic measures! Okay, you bums, time for the second course; Chum Charges!
{{L|Patrick|It's a liquid.}}
*Patrick: SpongeBob! Our hull's been breached. Do you know what that means?
{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's a solid! It's a solid!}}
*SpongeBob: No!
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's a "lol-squid"!}}
*Patrick: Neither do I!
{{L|Sea Monster|All right, what's going on in there?! ''[he sees the Chum Patty]'' Hey, that looks like a sandwich to me!}}
*Plankton: Yes! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the... ''(the vehicle crashes into a cavern wall)'' Ah, who needs that Rust Bucket anyhow.
{{L|SpongeBob|But not just a sandwich. It's a... Chum-Wich!}}
*Sea Monster: Come on in there! I want more sandwiches!
{{L|Sea Monster|''[eats it and likes it]'' Mmm! Now that's a sandwich!}}
*Patrick: ''(a piece of chum enters)'' SpongeBob, look!
{{L|''[Cut to a sequence of SpongeBob making Chum-Wiches, Patrick collecting the Chum, and the Sea Monster paying them for the Chum-Wiches.]''}}
*SpongeBob: What is it?
{{L|SpongeBob|''[the monster's belly is still rumbling]'' Anything else before we shove off?}}
*Patrick: It's a liquid.
{{L|Sea Monster|I want dessert! ''[Plankton parachutes down]''}}
*SpongeBob: No, it's a solid! It's a solid!
{{L|SpongeBob|We... we don't have dessert.}}
*SpongeBob and Patrick: It's a "lol-squid."
{{L|Plankton|''[lands from his parachute]'' Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies! That's right, they stole my idea! My, my, my-- ''[the end of the periscope breaks off, he falls down and screams as he rolls into some wet mud, hits a rock and lands next to the Sea Monster's foot.]''}}
*Sea Monster: All right, what's going on in there? Hey, that looks like a sandwich to me!
{{L|Sea Monster|''[looks at Plankton]'' Hey, a chocolate éclair. ''[looks at the audience]'' Now that looks like dessert to me.}}
*SpongeBob: But not just a sandwich. It's a...Chumwich.
{{L|Plankton|No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You-- You've got it all wrong, see?! Hey! ''[the Sea Monster chases Plankton through the abyss. cut to the Krusty Krab]''}}
*Sea Monster: (eats it) Mmm! Now that's a sandwich!
{{L|Janitor|''[repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously]'' There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.}}
*(cut to a sequence of SpongeBob making Chumwiches, Patrick collecting the Chum, and the Sea Monster paying them for the chumwiches)
{{L|Squidward|Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from-- ''[the submarine crashes into the windows again]''}}
*SpongeBob: Anything else before we shove off?
{{L|SpongeBob|We're back, Mr. Krabs!}}
*Sea Monster: I want dessert!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Tell me all about it. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!}}
*SpongeBob: We don't have desserts.
{{L|SpongeBob|You wouldn't believe it Mr. Krabs, we had so many new customers!}}
*Plankton: (lands from his parachute) Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies. That's right, they stole my idea. My, my, my...(the end of the periscope falls off, he falls down and rolls into some mud)
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't care about that! Tell me about the money!}}
*Sea Monster: Hey, a choclate eclair! Now that looks like dessert to me!
{{L|SpongeBob|There we were at the bottom of a deep, dark, abyss. And we had to let go of something heavy.}}
*Plankton: No! No, no, no, no! You've got it all wrong, see... Hey! (the Sea Monster chases Plankton)
{{L|Patrick|And paper.}}
*(cut to the Krusty Krab)
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You let go of all the money I earned as ballast?!}}
*Janitor: (repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously) There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick nod their heads; Mr. Krabs turns to the camera, upset]'' But on the bright side, we did manage to bring back 37,000 pounds of these decorative deep sea rocks! ''[they spill out, leaving Mr. Krabs puzzled. The episode then fades to black, signaling the end of the episode.]''}}
*Squidward: Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from the...(the submarine crashes into the windows)
*SpongeBob: We're back, Mr. Krabs!
*Mr. Krabs: Tell me all about it, please. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!
*SpongeBob: You wouldn't believe it Mr. Krabs, we had so many new customers!
*Mr. Krabs: I don't care about that. Tell me about the money.
*SpongeBob: There we were at the bottom of a deep, dark, abyss. And we had to let go of something heavy.
*Patrick: And paper.
*Mr. Krabs: You let go of all the money I earned as ballast?
*SpongeBob: (he and Patrick nod their heads) But on the bright side, we did manage to bring back 37,000 pounds of these decorative deep sea rocks!
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