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{{L|''[The episode begins in Jellyfish Fields]''}} | {{L|''[The episode begins in Jellyfish Fields, featuring recycled footage from "Jellyfishing"]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Breaker, breaker outer perimeter, looks clear. Over.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Breaker, breaker outer perimeter, looks clear. Over.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Robert, Robert... uhh... Ronald, Ronald, Ryan.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Uhh... Robert, Robert... uhh... Ronald, Ronald, Ryan.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure you're not trying to say Roger?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Are you sure you're not trying to say "Roger?"}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, wait, I got it | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Oh, wait, I got it, I got it! Ringo.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob sees jellyfish.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob sees jellyfish.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, we have visual contact. Now taking evasive action. Subject still in close proximity. Over.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, we have visual contact. Now taking evasive action. ''[the jellyfish follows him]'' Subject still in close proximity. Over.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hello?}} | {{L|Patrick|Hello?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Please reply.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Please reply.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I wonder if I can order pizza with | {{L|Patrick|I wonder if I can order pizza with this thing.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Please, | {{L|SpongeBob|Please! Contact imminent, Patrick. Respond now. Please. Please!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My eardrums aren't what they used to be.}} | {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My eardrums aren't what they used to be.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I can't speak up Patrick, there's a jellyfish here and I'm worried it might sting me if I make any loud... ''[SpongeBob bumps Patrick and he screams]'' noises.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I can't speak up, Patrick, there's a jellyfish here and I'm worried it might sting me if I make any loud... ''[SpongeBob bumps Patrick and he screams]'' ...noises.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oops. ''[they run away. The jellyfish shrugs it off]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Oops. ''[they run away. The jellyfish shrugs it off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Is he still after us, Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Is he still after us, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I don't know, buddy!}} | {{L|Patrick|I don't know, buddy!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Should we turn around and check?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Should we turn around and check?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[they both turn around and trip over something]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[they both turn around and trip over something poking out of the sand]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I think I landed on my pain center.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I think I landed on my pain center.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I think I landed on a rock. ''[ | {{L|Patrick|I think I landed on a rock. ''[shows a big rock on the back of his head]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob looks at the rock questioningly.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground right there.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground right there.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|That's just Squidward sunbathing again. ''[Patrick points to Squidward who lowers down his sunglasses.]''}} | {{L|Patrick|That's just Squidward sunbathing again. ''[Patrick points to Squidward who lowers down his sunglasses.]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. I think there's something buried underneath it. And I'm gonna go get some shovels so we can dig it up.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. I think there's something buried underneath it. And I'm gonna go get some shovels so we can dig it up.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|We?}} | {{L|Patrick|We?}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Cut to large piles of dirt.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Phew! Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, eh, Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Phew! Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, eh, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'll say. ''[his entire chest is covered with hair while monkey sounds are heard.]''}} | {{L|Patrick|I'll say. ''[his entire chest is covered with hair while monkey sounds are heard.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Plus look at what we unearthed! A UFO! ''[it | {{L|SpongeBob|Plus, look at what we unearthed! A UFO! ''[it is actually a submarine. He looks inside]'' Go on, you first. ''[Patrick climbs down a ladder with SpongeBob following]'' Kinda dark, huh?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, dark.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, dark.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, there's gotta be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir. ''[pulls off a skeleton and proceeds to start the submarine]'' Hey, Patrick, look! We're moving! And here's the steering wheel!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, there's gotta be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir. ''[pulls off a skeleton and proceeds to start the submarine]'' Hey, Patrick, look! We're moving! And here's the steering wheel!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Well, since you can't bring any customers into the Krusty Krab, have you ever thought about bringing the Krusty Krab to the customers?}} | {{L|Squidward|Well, since you can't bring any customers into the Krusty Krab, have you ever thought about bringing the Krusty Krab to the customers?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Quiet, Squidward, I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the Krusty Krab, we could bring the Krusty Krab to the customers?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Quiet, Squidward, I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the Krusty Krab, we could bring the Krusty Krab to the customers?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|La la la la la la la la la la la la.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[in a monotone and singing voice]'' ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. ♪}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, of course! But how? ''[the submarine crashes into the Krusty Krab]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, of course! But how? ''[the submarine crashes into the Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Can we park here? ''[Squidward looks up]'' Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Can we park here? ''[Squidward looks up]'' Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Or even around the block!}} | {{L|Patrick|Or even around the block!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road. ''[cuts to outside]'' So long, boys. Make me lots of money!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road. ''[cuts to outside]'' So long, boys. Make me lots of money!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Bye, Squidward | {{L|SpongeBob|Bye, Squidward! Bye, Mr. Krabs! ''[in a flirtatious tone]'' Bye, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.}} | {{L|Patrick|You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I like Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[seductively]'' I like Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[looking through a telescope]'' A traveling restaurant, eh? It's not fair! I had that idea years ago! No matter. If Mr. Krabs wants to play dirty, then Plankton's ready for his turn to take his turn. ''[laughs and turns the fist from the Chum Bucket building into a flying vehicle]''}} | {{L|Plankton|''[looking through a telescope]'' A traveling restaurant, eh? It's not fair! I had that idea years ago! No matter. If Mr. Krabs wants to play dirty, then Plankton's ready for his turn to take his turn. ''[laughs and turns the fist from the Chum Bucket building into a flying vehicle]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hello!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hello!}} | ||
{{L|Con Man|Hello.}} | {{L|Con Man|Hello.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Could I interest you in a Krabby Patty?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Could I interest you in a Krabby Patty?}} | ||
{{L|Con Man|No thanks.}} | {{L|Con Man|No, thanks.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Now what?}} | {{L|Patrick|Now what?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we didn't find customers, not to come back. ''[to Con Man]'' Are you sure you don't want to be our first customer, sir?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we didn't find customers, not to come back. ''[to Con Man]'' Are you sure you don't want to be our first customer, sir?}} | ||
{{L|Con Man|Yeah, I'm pretty sure. ''[starts to walk away]''}} | {{L|Con Man|Yeah, I'm pretty sure. ''[starts to walk away, but SpongeBob stops them]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! We'll pay ya!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wait! We'll pay ya!}} | ||
{{L|Con Man|Hey, thanks again, guys. Good luck with the restaurant!}} | {{L|Con Man|Hey, thanks again, guys. Good luck with the restaurant!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, sir | {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, sir! Come again!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Those nincompoops are better salesmen than I suspected. ''[an alarm sets off]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Those nincompoops are better salesmen than I suspected. ''[an alarm sets off]''}} | ||
{{L|Karen|Customer approaching.}} | {{L|Karen|Customer approaching.}} | ||
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{{L|Plankton|I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers!}} | {{L|Plankton|I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers!}} | ||
{{L|Truck Driver|Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way! What do you think this is?!}} | {{L|Truck Driver|Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way! What do you think this is?!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty | {{L|Plankton|I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty! That's what it is!}} | ||
{{L|Mary|Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that! Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital!}} | {{L|Mary|Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that! Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Someone should put you in a box floatin' down the river, Grandma! }} | {{L|Plankton|Someone should put you in a box floatin' down the river, Grandma!}} | ||
{{L|Mary|You're probably right.}} | {{L|Mary|You're probably right.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here | {{L|Plankton|You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here! ''[a person throws a rock at him]'' What the? ''[the crowd starts throwing rocks]'' No! Controls malfunctioning! ''[people continue to throw rocks]'' Get away!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah?}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah?}} | ||
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{{L|Crowd|Awwww! ''[Plankton smiles, but sees SpongeBob coming]''}} | {{L|Crowd|Awwww! ''[Plankton smiles, but sees SpongeBob coming]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Folks, have I got a deal for you. ''[the crowd sees the hard patties of rocks and eagerly buy them]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Folks, have I got a deal for you. ''[the crowd sees the hard patties of rocks and eagerly buy them]''}} | ||
{{L|Jack | {{L|Jack M. Crazyfish|All right, get him! ''[they start to throw the patty rocks at Plankton]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Aaah! Hey!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Won't Mr. Krabs be so proud of us when he finds out how good we're doing? See any new customers, Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Won't Mr. Krabs be so proud of us when he finds out how good we're doing? See any new customers, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab... eyes?"}} | {{L|Patrick|No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab... eyes?"}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Oh, okay. What's an abyss, SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, okay. What's an abyss, SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|An abyss is a bottomless... ''[turns around, the submarine falls down the abyss]'' ...chasm! ''[an alarm goes off]'' Pat, we're falling!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|An abyss is a bottomless... ''[turns around, the submarine falls down the abyss]'' ...chasm! ''[an alarm goes off]'' Pat, we're falling!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|And now we're | {{L|Patrick|And now we're bathed in an eerie red light!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[he sees them falling]'' Yes! Yes!}} | {{L|Plankton|''[he sees them falling]'' Yes! Yes!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[the submarine loses its bolts and breaks in the water]'' And now, a deafening warning siren | {{L|Patrick|''[the submarine loses its bolts and breaks in the water]'' And now, a deafening warning siren! ''[SpongeBob imitates the sound. the submarine hits a sludgy item, which turns out to be the head of the Sea Monster]''}} | ||
{{L|Sea Monster|''[roars]''}} | {{L|Sea Monster|''[roars]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Look, Patrick! We've floated back up, out of the deep, dark, depressing, horrible abyss! ''[looks at the Sea Monster]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Look, Patrick! We've floated back up, out of the deep, dark, depressing, horrible abyss! ''[looks at the Sea Monster]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Daa! We didn't mean it that way, Mr. Sea Monster, sir. What we really wanna know is... are you hungry?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Daa! We didn't mean it that way, Mr. Sea Monster, sir. What we really wanna know is... are you hungry?}} | ||
{{L|Sea Monster|Hungry? I've been asleep for 79 years. Which means my last meal was 79 years ago. Yes, I'm hungry.}} | {{L|Sea Monster|Hungry? I've been asleep for 79 years. Which means my last meal was 79 years ago. Yes, I'm hungry.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Well then, try one of our Krabby Patties.}} | ||
{{L|Sea Monster|''[eats the Krabby Patty]'' Mmm! That's the best thing I've tasted since that sewer spill, back in... '76. I'll take 640 of them.}} | {{L|Sea Monster|''[eats the Krabby Patty]'' Mmm! That's the best thing I've tasted since that sewer spill, back in... '76. I'll take 640 of them.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Woo-hoo!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Woo-hoo!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|No!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[after a pause]'' Neither do I!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[after a pause]'' Neither do I!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Yes! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the | {{L|Plankton|Yes! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the-- Huh?! ''[Plankton sees the vehicle crashing into a cavern wall]'' Ah, who needs that old Rust Bucket anyhow.}} | ||
{{L|Sea Monster|Come on in there! I want more sandwiches!}} | {{L|Sea Monster|Come on in there! I want more sandwiches!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[a piece of chum enters the submarine]'' SpongeBob, look!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[a piece of chum enters the submarine]'' SpongeBob, look!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|It's a liquid.}} | {{L|Patrick|It's a liquid.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's a solid! It's a solid!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, it's a solid! It's a solid!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's a "lol-squid | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|It's a "lol-squid"!}} | ||
{{L|Sea Monster|All right, what's going on in there? ''[he sees the Chum Patty]'' Hey, that looks like a sandwich to me!}} | {{L|Sea Monster|All right, what's going on in there?! ''[he sees the Chum Patty]'' Hey, that looks like a sandwich to me!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But not just a sandwich. It's a...Chum-Wich | {{L|SpongeBob|But not just a sandwich. It's a... Chum-Wich!}} | ||
{{L|Sea Monster|''[eats it and likes it]'' Mmm! Now that's a sandwich!}} | {{L|Sea Monster|''[eats it and likes it]'' Mmm! Now that's a sandwich!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Cut to a sequence of SpongeBob making Chum-Wiches, Patrick collecting the Chum, and the Sea Monster paying them for the Chum-Wiches.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[the monster's belly is still rumbling]'' Anything else before we shove off?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[the monster's belly is still rumbling]'' Anything else before we shove off?}} | ||
{{L|Sea Monster|I want dessert! ''[Plankton parachutes down]''}} | {{L|Sea Monster|I want dessert! ''[Plankton parachutes down]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We | {{L|SpongeBob|We... we don't have dessert.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[lands from his parachute]'' Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies | {{L|Plankton|''[lands from his parachute]'' Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies! That's right, they stole my idea! My, my, my-- ''[the end of the periscope breaks off, he falls down and screams as he rolls into some wet mud, hits a rock and lands next to the Sea Monster's foot.]''}} | ||
{{L|Sea Monster|''[looks at Plankton]'' Hey, a chocolate éclair. ''[ | {{L|Sea Monster|''[looks at Plankton]'' Hey, a chocolate éclair. ''[looks at the audience]'' Now that looks like dessert to me.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You - | {{L|Plankton|No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You-- You've got it all wrong, see?! Hey! ''[the Sea Monster chases Plankton through the abyss. cut to the Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|Janitor|''[repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously]'' There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.}} | {{L|Janitor|''[repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously]'' There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from | {{L|Squidward|Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from-- ''[the submarine crashes into the windows again]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We're back, Mr. Krabs!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We're back, Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Tell me all about it. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Tell me all about it. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You wouldn't believe it Mr. Krabs, we had so many new customers!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You wouldn't believe it Mr. Krabs, we had so many new customers!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't care about that | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't care about that! Tell me about the money!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|There we were at the bottom of a deep, dark, abyss. And we had to let go of something heavy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|There we were at the bottom of a deep, dark, abyss. And we had to let go of something heavy.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|And paper.}} | {{L|Patrick|And paper.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You let go of all the money I earned as ballast?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You let go of all the money I earned as ballast?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick nod their heads | {{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick nod their heads; Mr. Krabs turns to the camera, upset]'' But on the bright side, we did manage to bring back 37,000 pounds of these decorative deep sea rocks! ''[they spill out, leaving Mr. Krabs puzzled. The episode then fades to black, signaling the end of the episode.]''}} | ||
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