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{{L|Bubble Bass|Squidward.}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[picking up suitcase]'' Bubble Bass.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[picking up suitcase]'' Bubble Bass.}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Don't tell me you're going to the ''[adjusts glasses]'' Jetsam City comic convention too.}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Don't tell me you're going to the ''[adjusts his glasses]'' Jetsam City comic convention too.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, why would I waste my time on an idiotic comic book convention? I am a man of sophistication. ''[holds up suitcase]'' I'm going to the clarinet convention.}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, why would I waste my time on an idiotic comic book convention? I am a man of sophistication. ''[holds up suitcase]'' I'm going to the clarinet convention.}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Oh, please. ''[Squidward growls]'' Talk about a waste of time.}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Oh, please. ''[Squidward growls]'' Talk about a waste of time.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[pokes Bubble Bass]'' Shows what you know. The lecture on the history of spit valves is worth the price of admission alone.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[pokes Bubble Bass]'' Shows what you know. The lecture on the history of spit valves is worth the price of admission alone.}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|When I said talk about a waste of time, ''[crosses arms]'' I didn't mean literally.}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|When I said talk about a waste of time, ''[crosses his arms]'' I didn't mean literally.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward and Bubble Bass|''[both scoff]''}} | {{L|Squidward and Bubble Bass|''[both scoff]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The train arrives at the station.]''}} | {{L|''[The train arrives at the station.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[falls back into seat, groans]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[falls back into seat, groans]''}} | ||
{{L|Train attendant|''[with fondue cart]'' Fondue, sir?}} | {{L|Train attendant|''[with fondue cart]'' Fondue, sir?}} | ||
{{L|Bubble | {{L|Bubble Bass|One bubbling bowl of melted cheese, please.}} | ||
{{L|Train attendant|You're in luck, sir. I just made a ''[holds up fondue bowl]'' fresh, piping hot batch! What size would you like?}} | {{L|Train attendant|You're in luck, sir. I just made a ''[holds up fondue bowl]'' fresh, piping hot batch! What size would you like?}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Oh, I brought my ''[holds up large pot]'' own fondue pot. Fill it to the rim.}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Oh, I brought my ''[holds up large pot]'' own fondue pot. Fill it to the rim.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[closes window]'' Closed!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[closes window]'' Closed!}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[opens window]'' Open! ''[baby flies out of the window]''}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[opens window]'' Open! ''[baby flies out of the window]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward and Bubble Bass|Huh? ''[look at each other, yelling] | {{L|Squidward and Bubble Bass|Huh? ''[look at each other, yelling]'' The baby!}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[closes window]''}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[closes window]''}} | ||
{{L|Lady|I'm back! Hey. Where's my baby? ''[crosses arms]''}} | {{L|Lady|I'm back! Hey. Where's my baby? ''[crosses arms]''}} | ||
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{{L|Bubble Bass|We'll flip a coin.}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|We'll flip a coin.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You're on! ''[flips a coin, which lands in Bubble Bass' belly button]''}} | {{L|Squidward|You're on! ''[flips a coin, which lands in Bubble Bass' belly button]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Hmm? ''[struggles to reach his belly button]'' I can't reach. Could you ''[points to belly button]''fish it out?}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Hmm? ''[struggles to reach his belly button]'' I can't reach. Could you ''[points to his belly button]'' fish it out?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[groans]'' You win. ''[begins pulling the plane with Bubble Bass in it along the road]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[groans]'' You win. ''[begins pulling the plane with Bubble Bass in it along the road]''}} | ||
{{L|Clown|''[gets up and looks at Squidward and Bubble Bass, horn honks]''}} | {{L|Clown|''[gets up and looks at Squidward and Bubble Bass, horn honks]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward lying on a bed.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward lying on a bed.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Say, this isn't so bad.}} | {{L|Squidward|Say, this isn't so bad.}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[opens restroom door, causing steam to come out, comes out wearing towels]'' The shower's all yours.}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[opens the restroom door, causing steam to come out, and comes out wearing towels]'' The shower's all yours.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[groans]'' I'm tired. I'm just going to sleep.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[groans]'' I'm tired. I'm just going to sleep.}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|As you wish. ''[turns off lights, then hops onto the bed]'' Ah!}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|As you wish. ''[turns off lights, then hops onto the bed]'' Ah!}} | ||
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{{L|Bubble Bass|''[off-screen]'' ♪ That's not carpet! ♪}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[off-screen]'' ♪ That's not carpet! ♪}} | ||
{{L|''[A woman is heard shrieking as Squidward looks down at the body hair carpet.]''}} | {{L|''[A woman is heard shrieking as Squidward looks down at the body hair carpet.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Is this your ''[yelling, stepping off] | {{L|Squidward|Is this your ''[yelling, stepping off]'' ''body hair''? ''[off-screen as Bubble Bass snores in bed]'' What is wrong with you? ''[with his pillow in the tub]'' The horror. ''[shivers]'' The horror.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to a wide shot of Jetsam City as it changes from nighttime to daytime. The giant tugboat's horn blares as smoke comes out of it. Squidward happily walks out of the hotel, and Bubble Bass walks out as well.]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to a wide shot of Jetsam City as it changes from nighttime to daytime. The giant tugboat's horn blares as smoke comes out of it. Squidward happily walks out of the hotel, and Bubble Bass walks out as well.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bubble Bass|Well, you look chipper. Did you sleep well?}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|Well, you look chipper. Did you sleep well?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[points at Bubble Bass]'' Ha! In your face! ''[dancing]'' I still get to go to my clarinet convention, and you get nothing! You lose! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[points at Bubble Bass]'' Ha! In your face! ''[dancing]'' I still get to go to my clarinet convention, and you get nothing! You lose! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Just then, the Mermaid Man statue falls down onto the clarinet convention building, and the building floats away, dumping people from inside.]''}} | {{L|''[Just then, the Mermaid Man statue falls down onto the clarinet convention building, and the building floats away, dumping people from inside.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Of course.}} | |||
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[crosses arms]'' Worst. Trip.}} | {{L|Bubble Bass|''[crosses arms]'' Worst. Trip.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ever. ''[paramedics carry the Mermaid Man statue on a cot nearby]'' Hey, where did everybody go?}} | {{L|Squidward|Ever. ''[paramedics carry the Mermaid Man statue on a cot nearby]'' Hey, where did everybody go?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward and Bubble Bass|''[putting each other's hands on their shoulders]'' I loathe you, chum! ''[growl at each other, then scream and push the handcar away]''}} | {{L|Squidward and Bubble Bass|''[putting each other's hands on their shoulders]'' I loathe you, chum! ''[growl at each other, then scream and push the handcar away]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The mother and baby chase Squidward and Bubble Bass, leaving a blazing dust trail on the train track as the episode ends.]''}} | {{L|''[The mother and baby chase Squidward and Bubble Bass, leaving a blazing dust trail on the train track as the episode ends.]''}} | ||
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