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{{L|Bubble Bass|Squidward.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Squidward.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[picking up suitcase]'' Bubble Bass.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[picking up suitcase]'' Bubble Bass.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Don't tell me you're going to the ''[adjusts glasses]'' Jetsam City comic convention too.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Don't tell me you're going to the ''[adjusts his glasses]'' Jetsam City comic convention too.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, why would I waste my time on an idiotic comic book convention? I am a man of sophistication. ''[holds up suitcase]'' I'm going to the clarinet convention.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, why would I waste my time on an idiotic comic book convention? I am a man of sophistication. ''[holds up suitcase]'' I'm going to the clarinet convention.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Oh, please. ''[Squidward growls]'' Talk about a waste of time.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Oh, please. ''[Squidward growls]'' Talk about a waste of time.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[pokes Bubble Bass]'' Shows what you know. The lecture on the history of spit valves is worth the price of admission alone.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[pokes Bubble Bass]'' Shows what you know. The lecture on the history of spit valves is worth the price of admission alone.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|When I said talk about a waste of time, ''[crosses arms]'' I didn't mean literally.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|When I said talk about a waste of time, ''[crosses his arms]'' I didn't mean literally.}}
{{L|Squidward and Bubble Bass|''[both scoff]''}}
{{L|Squidward and Bubble Bass|''[both scoff]''}}
{{L|''[The train arrives at the station.]''}}
{{L|''[The train arrives at the station.]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[falls back into seat, groans]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[falls back into seat, groans]''}}
{{L|Train attendant|''[with fondue cart]'' Fondue, sir?}}
{{L|Train attendant|''[with fondue cart]'' Fondue, sir?}}
{{L|Bubble Baass|One bubbling bowl of melted cheese, please.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|One bubbling bowl of melted cheese, please.}}
{{L|Train attendant|You're in luck, sir. I just made a ''[holds up fondue bowl]'' fresh, piping hot batch! What size would you like?}}
{{L|Train attendant|You're in luck, sir. I just made a ''[holds up fondue bowl]'' fresh, piping hot batch! What size would you like?}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Oh, I brought my ''[holds up large pot]'' own fondue pot. Fill it to the rim.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Oh, I brought my ''[holds up large pot]'' own fondue pot. Fill it to the rim.}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[closes window]'' Closed!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[closes window]'' Closed!}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[opens window]'' Open! ''[baby flies out of the window]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[opens window]'' Open! ''[baby flies out of the window]''}}
{{L|Squidward and Bubble Bass|Huh? ''[look at each other, yelling]'' '''The baby!'''}}
{{L|Squidward and Bubble Bass|Huh? ''[look at each other, yelling]'' The baby!}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[closes window]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[closes window]''}}
{{L|Lady|I'm back! Hey. Where's my baby? ''[crosses arms]''}}
{{L|Lady|I'm back! Hey. Where's my baby? ''[crosses arms]''}}
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{{L|Bubble Bass|We'll flip a coin.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|We'll flip a coin.}}
{{L|Squidward|You're on! ''[flips a coin, which lands in Bubble Bass' belly button]''}}
{{L|Squidward|You're on! ''[flips a coin, which lands in Bubble Bass' belly button]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Hmm? ''[struggles to reach his belly button]'' I can't reach. Could you ''[points to belly button]''fish it out?}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Hmm? ''[struggles to reach his belly button]'' I can't reach. Could you ''[points to his belly button]'' fish it out?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[groans]'' You win. ''[begins pulling the plane with Bubble Bass in it along the road]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[groans]'' You win. ''[begins pulling the plane with Bubble Bass in it along the road]''}}
{{L|Clown|''[gets up and looks at Squidward and Bubble Bass, horn honks]''}}
{{L|Clown|''[gets up and looks at Squidward and Bubble Bass, horn honks]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[points at Bubble Bass]'' Ha! In your face! ''[dancing]'' I still get to go to my clarinet convention, and you get nothing! You lose! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[points at Bubble Bass]'' Ha! In your face! ''[dancing]'' I still get to go to my clarinet convention, and you get nothing! You lose! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|''[Just then, the Mermaid Man statue falls down onto the clarinet convention building, and the building floats away, dumping people from inside.]''}}
{{L|''[Just then, the Mermaid Man statue falls down onto the clarinet convention building, and the building floats away, dumping people from inside.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Of course.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[crosses arms]'' Worst. Trip.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[crosses arms]'' Worst. Trip.}}
{{L|Squidward|Ever. ''[paramedics carry the Mermaid Man statue on a cot nearby]'' Hey, where did everybody go?}}
{{L|Squidward|Ever. ''[paramedics carry the Mermaid Man statue on a cot nearby]'' Hey, where did everybody go?}}
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{{L|Squidward and Bubble Bass|''[putting each other's hands on their shoulders]'' I loathe you, chum! ''[growl at each other, then scream and push the handcar away]''}}
{{L|Squidward and Bubble Bass|''[putting each other's hands on their shoulders]'' I loathe you, chum! ''[growl at each other, then scream and push the handcar away]''}}
{{L|''[The mother and baby chase Squidward and Bubble Bass, leaving a blazing dust trail on the train track as the episode ends.]''}}
{{L|''[The mother and baby chase Squidward and Bubble Bass, leaving a blazing dust trail on the train track as the episode ends.]''}}
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