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{{L|''[The episode starts at the Krusty Krab.]''}}
|title = Best Frenemies
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' No, it's impossible. I must've counted me money a dozen times, and it still comes up short. Profits are down. Oh, I feel sorry for me self. ''[walks out of office]''}}
|season = 4
{{L|Squidward|Would you like a drink with that order?}}
|episode = 78b
{{L|Wobbles|Oh no, thanks. I got me one of those new Kelpshakes before I came in here.}}
|airdate = [[March 31]], [[2007]]
{{L|Squidward|That comes out to two dollars even.}}
}}(at the Krusty Krab)
{{L|Wobbles|Wow, what a steal.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What the...why didn't that guy order a deliciously over-priced fountain beverage with his Krabby Patty?}}
Mr. Krabs: (gasps) No, it's impossible. I must've counted me money a dozen times, and it still comes up short. Profits are down. Oh, I feel sorry for me self. (walks out of office)
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, we haven't sold a single soda in days.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shocked]'' What? Why not? ''[sees SpongeBob slurping a soda can loudly]'' All right, boy, it's done! You're gonna suck the whole cup down your gullet if you're not careful.}}
Squidward: Would you like a drink with that order?
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Mr. Krabs, it's just that this Kelpshake tastes so good.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Kelpshake?}}
Customer: Oh no, thanks. I got me one of those new kelpshakes before I came in here.
{{L|SpongeBob|Look around ya. Everyone's enjoying a delicious Kelpshake. ''[everyone is slurping their Kelpshakes]'' Mm-mm. I'll be right back, Mr. Krabs. I'm gonna get a refill.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Refill? That's it. Listen up, everybody! New rule: No outside drinks. No exceptions! ''[everyone leaves with their Kelpshakes]''}}
Squidward: That comes out to two dollars even.
{{L|Squidward|That's telling them.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Grr. I better get to the bottom of this. ''[Squidward secretly sips his Kelpshake when Mr. Krabs leaves. Mr. Krabs walks outside and sees a new restaurant]'' Ah! A new store! ''[store is shaped like a Kelpshake]'' On my block! Taking my customers. ''[gasps]'' Pearl. ''[Pearl walks by while drinking a Kelpshake]'' Me own flesh and blood. How could you do this to your papa?!}}
Customer: Wow, what a steal.
{{L|Pearl|What are you talking about, Dad?}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm talking about this. ''[points to Kelpshake]''}}
Mr. Krabs: What the...why didn't that guy order a deliciously over-priced fountain beverage with his krabby patty?
{{L|Pearl|Once you taste the secret goodness of a Kelpshake... ''[slurping]'' You can't have just one.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Give me that. ''[tries taking the Kelpshake from Pearl, but she pulls it back]''}}
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, we haven't sold a single soda in days.
{{L|Pearl|Buy your own!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why I wouldn't give them a cent?}}
Mr. Krabs: What? Why not? (SpongeBob is slurping his 'kelpshake' loudly) All right, boy, it's done! You're gonna suck the whole cup down your gullet if you're not careful.
{{L|Pearl|I feel sorry for you.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Then you do understand. ''[starts to cry and grovels at her feet]''}}
SpongeBob: Sorry, Mr Krabs, it's just that this kelpshake tastes so good.
{{L|Pearl|Dad, you're embarrassing me. ''[drags her dad a few more feet before prying him off]'' Oh, get away. ''[Mr. Krabs is still crying]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no! Confound you, new Kelpshake store. What's your secret? ''[gasps]'' Of course. Plankton, I bet he's behind this. ''[runs to Plankton, who is sitting right outside the Kelpshake store in a miniature beach chair and sunglass with a tiny radio]'' Aha! I knew you were behind this!}}
Mr. Krabs: Kelpshake?
{{L|Plankton|''[removes sunglass]'' Pardon me, I've done nothing wrong.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Then how do you explain this? ''[points to the Kelpshake restaurant]''}}
SpongeBob: Look around ya. Everyone's enjoying a delicious kelpshake. (everyone is slurping their kelpshake) Mm-mm. I'll be right back, Mr Krabs. I'm gonna get a refill.
{{L|Plankton|Holy Moley, how'd that happen?}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't try that with me, Plankton. This new store is ruining me business.}}
Mr. Krabs: Refill? That's it. Listen up, everybody! New rule: no outside drinks. No exceptions! (everyone leaves with their kelpshake)
{{L|Plankton|Really? Wait a minute! That's my job! ''[groans and throws radio]'' Blast it! It's bad enough I have to compete with this joker. Now there's this?! ''[sighs in frustration]'' Kelpshakes.}}
Squidward: That's telling them.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wow. I guess you're really not behind this after all. Plankton, they have... a secret formuler.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|No, not another secret. And if there's a secret, I want to know about it! ''[rumbling]''}}
Mr. Krabs: Grr. I better get to the bottom of this. (Squidward secretly sips his kelpshake. Mr. Krabs walks outside) Ah! A new store! (store is shaped like a kelpshake) On my block! Taking my customers. (gasps) Pearl. (Pearl is drinking a kelpshake) Me own flesh and blood. How could you do this to your papa?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Gasps in horror!]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[gasps as one Kelpshake store multiplies itself to have two Kelpshake stores]'' They're multiplying. Why, they're on every corner.}}
Pearl: What are you talking about, Dad?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Block after block.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|They're everywhere.}}
Mr. Krabs: I'm talking about this. (points to kelpshake)
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[a Kelpshake store falls on both of them]'' We've got to do something about this. ''[cut to later where Mr. Krabs and Plankton walk into a Kelpshake store]'' You sure this is going to work?}}
Pearl: Once you taste the secret goodness of a kelpshake... (slurping): You can't have just one.
{{L|Plankton|Just stick to the plan.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[whistles]'' Oh, let's see, let's see. Ah, there you are. ''[spots an 'employees only' sign. Whispers to Plankton]'' Plankton, I think I found the kitchen.}}
Mr. Krabs:(tries taking the kelpshake from Pearl but she pulls it back)
{{L|Plankton|Let's do this thing!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Here goes. Wa-choo! ''[sneezes on a mom and daughter]'' I'm sorry, I got a little bit of a ''[gasping]'' ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...choo! ''[continues sneezing in several different directions, eventually sneeze-blowing Plankton towards the kitchen door, but he hits the window and is stuck there, making Mr. Krabs cringe]''}}
Pearl: Buy your own.
{{L|Employee|Eww. ''[sprays a cleaner at Plankton]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[screams]'' My eye, my eye, my eye! ''[Mr. Krabs and Plankton run out and hide behind the Krusty Krab]''}}
Mr. Krabs: Why I wouldn't give them a cent.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I think we lost them. Well, you got any more bright ideas?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Of course I do. ''[cut to nighttime and the Kelpshake restaurant closed, where Mr. Krabs and Plankton are wearing black ski clothes]''}}
Pearl: I feel sorry for you.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All set, Plankton?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|You better believe it. This high-powered mechanical bio-arm I invented should pry those restaurant doors open nice and easy. ''[presses a button that makes the hand move. The hand short-circuits]'' What the barnacles? Come on, you piece of garbage. ''[presses the button many times. The mechanical bio-arm slaps Plankton continuously]'' Yipe! Ouch! Uncle! Uncle!}}
Mr. Krabs: Then you do understand. (starts to cry...)
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Sighs]'' If you want anything done right, you've got to do it yourself. ''[takes out a crowbar and tries to open the doors, but his back pops]'' Oh, me back. ''[moaning]''}}
Pearl: Dad, you're embarrassing me. (drags her dad a few more feet before prying him off) Oh, get away. (Mr. Krabs is still c rying)
{{L|Plankton|''[whispering]'' Krabs, pipe down. You're gonna soil our plans if you wake the watchdog. ''[guardworm is sleeping]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Never mind that. What about SpongeBob?}}
Mr. Krabs: Oh, no! Confound you, new kelpshake store. What's your secret? (gasps) Of course. Plankton, I bet he's behind this. A-ha! I knew you were behind this!
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mr. Krabs. Hi...Plankton? Uh, Mr. Krabs, I'm a little confused. Don't you and Plankton hate each other?}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Of course we do.}}
Plankton: Pardon me, I've done nothing wrong.
{{L|SpongeBob|Then why is he in your fist? ''[Mr. Krabs and Plankton come up with a good explanation]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh...we've gone into business together. You see, SpongeBob, we were hired, uh...to fix this door.}}
Mr. Krabs: Then how do you explain this? (gestures to kelpshake)
{{L|Plankton|Now we have to fix the roof. ''[winks]''}}
Plankton: Holy Moly, how'd that happen?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's right. That's right. We have to fix the roof. It's, it's, it's leaking. ''[crickets chirping]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, good luck with that. See ya. ''[cut to later where Mr. Krabs is using jackhammer to get into the roof]''}}
Mr. Krabs: Don't try that with me, Plankton. This new store is ruining me business.
{{L|Plankton|Keep her going, Krabs. At this rate, we'll have the Kelpshake's recipe faster than you can say... ''[speaker comes up from under the roof]''}}
 
{{L|Speaker|You have three seconds until spontaneous combustion! ''[a laser gun comes out]''}}
Plankton: Really?! Wait a minute! That's my job! (groans) Blast it! It's bad enough I have to compete with this joker. Now there's this?! Kelpshakes.
{{L|Plankton|Let's beat it!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No kidding. ''[runs]''}}
Mr. Krabs: Wow. I guess you're not behind this afterall. Plankton, they have... a secret formula.
{{L|Plankton|Wait, you forgot m...! ''[gets zapped and disintegrates. Cut to the next morning where a line of people are ordering Kelpshakes. Plankton is under one of the tiles on the floor. He laughs maniacally until the customers step the tile, causing him to get squished, making him scream. Cut to Mr. Krabs lowering Plankton with his black ski cloth by a rope through the vent. Plankton is about to take a sip of a Kelpshake when the customer takes a big sip first, swallowing Plankton. Plankton opens the customer's mouth and is raised up through the vent. Cut to Mr. Krabs blowing Plankton through a hose and out of a sink pipe. When Plankton gets out, he is covered with Kelpshake juice and gets drowned in the garbage disposal. Cut to the Krusty Krab where a wounded and bandaged Plankton argues with Mr. Krabs of their failure]'' I'm throwing in the towel, Krabs! All these convoluted plans are getting us nowhere. And to top it all off, ''I'm'' the only one who's taking the heat!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's that suppose to mean?}}
Plankton: No, not another secret. And if there's a secret, I want to know about it! (rumbling)
{{L|Plankton|I don't see ''you'' on the front lines. Sure, let me do all the work, while you just sit back like the fat gorilla you are!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grabs Plankton and starts poking his eye]'' Who are you calling a gorilla, you one-celled, one-eyed, bottom-feeder?!}}
Mr. Krabs: Oh!
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, if you want a Kelpshake, why don't you just buy one? ''[slurps his Kelpshake]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[scared]'' Buy one? ''[cut to later where Mr. Krabs and Plankton are in line at the Kelpshake store]''}}
Plankton: (gasps as one Kelpshake multiplies itself to have two Kelpshake stores) They're multiplying. Why, they're on every corner.
{{L|Customer|I'll have one Kelpshake, please.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't know about this, Plankton.}}
Mr. Krabs: Block after block.
{{L|Plankton|It's easy. Just smile and hand the cashier the money.}}
 
{{L|Cashier|Can I help you?}}
Plankton: They're everywhere.
{{L|Plankton|Good luck.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[nervously]'' Hi there. Uh, could I get one Kelpshake?}}
Mr. Krabs: (Kelpshake store falls on both of them) We've got to do something about this. (cut to later where Mr. Krabs and Plankton walk into a Kelpshake store) You sure this is going to work?
{{L|Cashier|Sure, that'll be one dollar.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh, okay. ''[gets out a dollar and slowly hands it to the cashier]''}}
Plankton: Just stick to the plan.
{{L|Cashier|''[cash register dings]'' Thank you. ''[the cashier tries to take the dollar but Mr. Krabs is not letting go of his dollar]'' Sir, please let go of the bill.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Release your grip, man. Do it! ''[Mr. Krabs does so and groans as the money is taken. The cashier puts the dollar in the register and hands the Kelpshake to Mr. Krabs]''}}
Mr. Krabs: (whistles) Oh, let's see, let's see. Ah, there you are. (spots an 'employees only' sign. Whispers to Plankton) Plankton, I think I found the kitchen.
{{L|Cashier|Enjoy.}}
Plankton: Let's do this thing.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Thanks. ''[runs out laughing]'' I can't believe we did it.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Oh, believe it, Krabs. Now let's get to the lab and find out what this stuff is made of. ''[scene cuts to the laboratory of the Chum Bucket with Kelpshake on a plate where a sample of the drink goes through a tube, into chemistry bottles, and finally into Karen where she begins a D-N-A scan]'' What's the secret ingredient, Karen?}}
Mr. Krabs: Here goes. Wa-choo! (sneezes on a mom and daughter) I'm sorry, I have a bit of a (gasping): ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...choo!! (continues sneezing on everything. Sneezes Plankton onto the door window)
{{L|Karen|Well, it appears that the main ingredient is... Kelp Juice.}}
 
{{L|Plankton and Mr. Krabs|Just kelp juice?}}
Employee: Eww. (sprays a cleaner at Plankton)
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And to think this whole time I could've been selling these meself!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|You? What about me? If anyone, I deserve to make a buck of selling this stuff.}}
Plankton: (screams) My eye, my eye, my eye! (Mr. Krabs and Plankton run out and behind the Krusty Krab)
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[removes the glass container and takes kelp juice]'' No way, pipsqueak. This gold mine is mine.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Not if I can help it. ''[jumps at Mr. Krabs, but goes between his eyes and splatters into the wall]'' Ow.}}
Mr. Krabs: I think we lost them. Well, you got any more bright ideas?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cackling]'' Nice try. ''[about to take a sip]''}}
 
{{L|Karen|I wouldn't do that if I were you. There's another ingredient.}}
Plankton: Of course I do. (cut to nighttime where Mr. Krabs and Plankton are wearing black ski clothes)
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, I paid good money for this thing. Of course I'm gonna drink it. ''[takes a sip then spits it out]'' What the...?! I don't get what the big deal is. This tastes like a wet gym sock.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Really? Let me try that. ''[Plankton sips the drink and puckers his lips]'' Actually, there is a bit of a pungent aftertaste.}}
Mr. Krabs: All set, Plankton?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmmm. ''[sips again and puckers his lips]'' Hey, you're right. This ain't half bad. ''[takes another sip and laughs]'' This is amazing.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Well, don't be selfish. ''[sips and laughs]'' Oh yeah.}}
Plankton: You better believe it. This high-powered mechanical bio-arm I invented should pry those restaurant doors open nice and easy. (presses a button that makes the hand move. The hand short-circuits) What the barnacles? Come on, you piece of garbage. (presses the button many times. The mechanical bio-arm slaps Plankton a bunch of times) Ouch! Uncle! Uncle!
{{L|Karen|Oh, no.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[he sips in the rest of the drink until he sucks in the cup]'' Krabs, we're all out of juice!}}
Mr. Krabs: If you want anything done right, you've got to do it yourself. (takes out a metal rod and tries to open the doors when his back pops) Oh, me back. (moaning)
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, we gotta get more!}}
 
{{L|Karen|You're making a big mistake.}}
Plankton: (whispering): Krabs, pipe down. You're gonna soil our plans if you wake up the watchdog. (guardworm is sleeping)
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, phooey! You don't know what you're talking about. ''[he walks out with Plankton]'' ♪Kelpshake, Kelpshake. Oh, how I love a Kelpshake.♪}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[runs up crying covered in yellowish-green fur]'' What's happening to me?! ''[Mr. Krabs and Plankton gasp in shock when they see SpongeBob covered in green fur and he's naked]'' They've shut down the Kelpshakes restaurants! ''[nearly crying as he runs off]''}}
Mr. Krabs: Never mind that. What about SpongeBob?
{{L|Plankton and Mr. Krabs|Huh? ''[they both see workers sucking out all the liquid in the Kelpshake restaurant that says CLOSED FOREVER]''}}
SpongeBob: Hi, Mr Krabs. Hi...Plankton? Uh, Mr Krabs, I'm a little confused. Don't you and Plankton hate each other?
{{L|Hazmat #1|It'll take decades to clean this hazardous material up.}}
 
{{L|Hazmat #2|I sure feel sorry for whoever drank this. ''[Mr. Krabs screams as he starts growing yellowish-green fur. Plankton is laughing, but he shortly grows yellowish-green fur also. He then screams]''}}
Mr. Krabs: Of course we do.
{{L|Plankton|Look at us!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now what are we going to do?}}
SpongeBob: Then why is he in your fist?
{{L|Plankton|I don't know about you... ''[Plankton takes out a mini helicopter propeller]'' but I'm going back to what I do best. Stealing your recipe! ''[laughs]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, wait a minute! Plankton!}}
Mr. Krabs: Uh...we've gone into business together. You see, SpongeBob, we were here, uh...to fix this door.
{{L|Plankton|''[flies into Mr. Krabs office where the safe is. He tosses the propeller and laughs]'' Come to papa! ''[Mr. Krabs opens the door]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold it right there! You're not going anywhere... ''[opens the safe]'' without a ten second head start!}}
Plankton: Now we have to fix the roof.
{{L|Plankton|It's good to be home!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You said it.}}
Mr. Krabs: That's right. That's right. We have to fix the roof. It's, it's, it's leaking. (crickets chirping)
{{L|Plankton|''[laughing while he runs off as Mr. Krabs begins to chase him while having fun]'' I love being hated!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, get back here you little booger! ''[laughs]''}}
SpongeBob: Well, good luck with that. See ya. (cut to later where Mr. Krabs is using jackhammer to get into the roof)
 
Plankton: Keep her going, Krabs. At this rate, we'll have the Kelpshake's recipe faster than you can say... (speaker comes up from under the roof)
 
Speaker: You have three seconds before spontaneous combustion.
Plankton: Let's beat it!
 
Mr. Krabs: No kidding. (runs)
 
Plankton: Wait, you forgot m... (gets zapped and disintegrates. Cut to the next day where a line of people are ordering kelpshakes. Plankton is under one of the tiles on the floor. He laughs maniacally until the customers step on him, making him scream. Cut to Mr. Krabs lowering Plankton by a rope through the vent. Plankton is about to take a sip of a kelpshake when the custome takes a sip first, swallowing Plankton. Plankton opens the customers mouth and is raised up through the vent. Cut to Mr. Krabs blowing Plankton through a hose and out of a sink pipe. When Plankton gets out, he is covered with kelpshake juice and thrown down the disposal) I'm throwing in the towel, Krabs! All these convoluted plans are getting us nowhere. And to top it all off, I'm the only one that's taking the heat!
 
Mr. Krabs: What's that suppose to mean?
 
Plankton: I don't see you on the front lines. Sure, let me do all the work, while you just sit back like the fat gorilla
 
you are!!
 
Mr. Krabs: (grabs Plankton) Who you are calling a gorilla, you one-cent, one-eyed bottom-feeder!?
SpongeBob: Mr Krabs, if you want a kelpshake, why don't you just buy one? (slurps kelpshake)
 
 
Mr. Krabs: Buy one? (cut to later where Mr Krabs and Plankton are in line at the Kelpshake store)
 
Customer: I'll have one Kelpshake, please.
 
Mr. Krabs: I don't know about this, Plankton.
 
Plankton: It's easy. Just smile and hand the cashier the money.
Cashier: Can I help you?
 
Plankton: Good luck.
 
Mr. Krabs: Hi there. Uh, could I get one Kelpshake?
 
Cashier: Sure, that'll be one dollar.
 
Mr. Krabs: Uh, ok. (gets out a dollar and slowly hands it to the cashier)
 
Cashier: (cash register dings) Thank you. (Mr. Krabs is not letting go of the dollar) Sir, please let go of the bill.
 
Plankton: Release your grip, man. Do it! (Mr. Krabs does so. The cashier puts the dollar in the register and hands the Kelpshake to Mr. Krabs)
 
Cashier: Enjoy.
 
Mr. Krabs: Thanks. (runs out laughing) I can't believe we did it.
 
Plankton: Oh, believe it, Krabs. Now let's get to the lab and find out what this stuff is made of. (scene cuts to the Kelpshake on a plate and Karen being sent a sample of it) What's the secret ingredient, Karen?
 
Karen: Well, it appears that the main ingredient is kelp juice.
 
Plankton & Mr. Krabs: Just kelp juice?
 
Mr. Krabs: And to think this whole time I could've been selling these meself!
 
Plankton: You? What about me? If anyone, I deserve to make a buck of selling this stuff.
Mr. Krabs: (takes kelp juice) No way, pipsqueak. This gold mine is mine.
 
Plankton: Not if I can help it. (jumps at Mr. Krabs but goes between his eyes and splatters into the wall) Ow.
 
Mr. Krabs: (cackling) Nice try. (about to take a sip)
 
Karen: I wouldn't do that if I were you. There's another ingredient.
 
Mr. Krabs: Hey, I paid good money for this thing. Of course I'm gonna drink it. (takes a sip then spits it out) What the...? I don't get what the big deal is. This tastes like a wet gym sock.
 
Plankton: Really? Let me try that. (sips) Actually, there is a bit of a pungent aftertaste.
 
Mr. Krabs: Hmmm. (sips) Hey, you're right. This ain't half bad. (takes another sip) This is amazing.
 
Plankton: Well, don't be selfish. (sips and laughs) Oh yeah.
 
Karen: Oh no.
 
Plankton: (drinks all the juice) Krabs, we're all out of juice.
 
Mr. Krabs: Well, we gotta get more.
 
Karen: You're making a big mistake.
 
Mr. Krabs: Ah, phooey. You don't know what you're talking about. (walks out with Plankton) Kelpshake, kelpshake. Oh how I love a kelpshake.
 
SpongeBob: (runs up crying covered in yellowish-green fur) What's happening to me? (Mr. Krabs & Plankton gasp) They've shutdown the kelpshake restaurants! (screaming as he runs off)
 
Plankton & Mr. Krabs: Huh?
 
Worker #1: It'll take decades to clean this hazardous material up.
 
Worker #2: I sure do feel sorry for whoever drank this. (Mr. Krabs screams as he is growing yellowish-green fur just like Plankton is)
 
Plankton: Look at us!
Mr. Krabs: Now what are we going to do?
 
Plankton: I don't know about you but I'm going back to what I do best. Stealing your recipe. (laughs)
Mr. Krabs: Hey, wait a minute! Plankton!
 
Plankton: (laughs) Come to papa. (Mr. Krabs opens the door)
 
Mr. Krabs: Hold it right there. You're not going anywhere...without a ten second head start. (opens vault)
 
Plankton: It's good to be home.
 
Mr. Krabs: You said it.
 
Plankton: (runs off as Mr. Krabs chases him) I love being hated.
 
Mr. Krabs: Hey, get back here you little booger!
 
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