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{{L|''[The episode starts at the Krusty Krab.]''}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' No, it's impossible. I must've counted me money a dozen times, and it still comes up short. Profits are down. Oh, I feel sorry for me self. ''[walks out of office]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' No, it's impossible. I must've counted me money a dozen times, and it still comes up short. Profits are down. Oh, I feel sorry for me self. ''[walks out of office]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Would you like a drink with that order?}} | {{L|Squidward|Would you like a drink with that order?}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|What the...why didn't that guy order a deliciously over-priced fountain beverage with his Krabby Patty?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What the...why didn't that guy order a deliciously over-priced fountain beverage with his Krabby Patty?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, we haven't sold a single soda in days.}} | {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, we haven't sold a single soda in days.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shocked]'' What? Why not? ''[sees SpongeBob slurping a soda can loudly]'' All right, boy, it's done! You're gonna suck the whole cup down your gullet if you're not careful.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Mr. Krabs, it's just that this Kelpshake tastes so good.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Mr. Krabs, it's just that this Kelpshake tastes so good.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Kelpshake?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Kelpshake?}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm talking about this. ''[points to Kelpshake]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm talking about this. ''[points to Kelpshake]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Once you taste the secret goodness of a Kelpshake... ''[slurping]'' You can't have just one.}} | {{L|Pearl|Once you taste the secret goodness of a Kelpshake... ''[slurping]'' You can't have just one.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Give me that. ''[tries taking the Kelpshake from Pearl, but she pulls it back]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Buy your own | {{L|Pearl|Buy your own!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why I wouldn't give them a cent | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Why I wouldn't give them a cent?}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|I feel sorry for you.}} | {{L|Pearl|I feel sorry for you.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Then you do understand. ''[starts to cry and grovels at her feet]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Then you do understand. ''[starts to cry and grovels at her feet]''}} | ||
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{{L|Plankton|Of course I do. ''[cut to nighttime and the Kelpshake restaurant closed, where Mr. Krabs and Plankton are wearing black ski clothes]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Of course I do. ''[cut to nighttime and the Kelpshake restaurant closed, where Mr. Krabs and Plankton are wearing black ski clothes]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All set, Plankton?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|All set, Plankton?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|You better believe it. This high-powered mechanical bio-arm I invented should pry those restaurant doors open nice and easy. ''[presses a button that makes the hand move. The hand short-circuits]'' What the barnacles? Come on, you piece of garbage. ''[presses the button many times. The mechanical bio-arm slaps Plankton continuously]'' Yipe! Ouch! Uncle! Uncle! | {{L|Plankton|You better believe it. This high-powered mechanical bio-arm I invented should pry those restaurant doors open nice and easy. ''[presses a button that makes the hand move. The hand short-circuits]'' What the barnacles? Come on, you piece of garbage. ''[presses the button many times. The mechanical bio-arm slaps Plankton continuously]'' Yipe! Ouch! Uncle! Uncle!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Sighs]'' If you want anything done right, you've got to do it yourself. ''[takes out a crowbar and tries to open the doors, but his back pops]'' Oh, me back. ''[moaning]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Sighs]'' If you want anything done right, you've got to do it yourself. ''[takes out a crowbar and tries to open the doors, but his back pops]'' Oh, me back. ''[moaning]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[whispering]'' Krabs, pipe down. You're gonna soil our plans if you wake the watchdog. ''[guardworm is sleeping]''}} | {{L|Plankton|''[whispering]'' Krabs, pipe down. You're gonna soil our plans if you wake the watchdog. ''[guardworm is sleeping]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mr. Krabs. Hi...Plankton? Uh, Mr. Krabs, I'm a little confused. Don't you and Plankton hate each other?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mr. Krabs. Hi...Plankton? Uh, Mr. Krabs, I'm a little confused. Don't you and Plankton hate each other?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Of course we do.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Of course we do.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Then why is he in your fist? [Mr. Krabs and Plankton come up with a good explanation]}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Then why is he in your fist? ''[Mr. Krabs and Plankton come up with a good explanation]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh...we've gone into business together. You see, SpongeBob, we were hired, uh...to fix this door.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh...we've gone into business together. You see, SpongeBob, we were hired, uh...to fix this door.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Now we have to fix the roof. ''[winks]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Now we have to fix the roof. ''[winks]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's that suppose to mean?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What's that suppose to mean?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|I don't see ''you'' on the front lines. Sure, let me do all the work, while you just sit back like the fat gorilla you are!}} | {{L|Plankton|I don't see ''you'' on the front lines. Sure, let me do all the work, while you just sit back like the fat gorilla you are!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grabs Plankton and starts poking his eye]'' Who are you calling a gorilla you one-celled, one-eyed bottom-feeder! | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grabs Plankton and starts poking his eye]'' Who are you calling a gorilla, you one-celled, one-eyed, bottom-feeder?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, if you want a Kelpshake, why don't you just buy one? ''[slurps his Kelpshake]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, if you want a Kelpshake, why don't you just buy one? ''[slurps his Kelpshake]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[scared]'' Buy one? ''[cut to later where Mr. Krabs and Plankton are in line at the Kelpshake store]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|I'll have one Kelpshake, please.}} | {{L|Customer|I'll have one Kelpshake, please.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't know about this, Plankton.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't know about this, Plankton.}} | ||
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{{L|Cashier|Can I help you?}} | {{L|Cashier|Can I help you?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Good luck.}} | {{L|Plankton|Good luck.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[nervously]'' Hi there. Uh, could I get one Kelpshake?}} | ||
{{L|Cashier|Sure, that'll be one dollar.}} | {{L|Cashier|Sure, that'll be one dollar.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh, okay. ''[gets out a dollar and slowly hands it to the cashier]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh, okay. ''[gets out a dollar and slowly hands it to the cashier]''}} | ||
{{L|Cashier|''[cash register dings]'' Thank you. ''[ | {{L|Cashier|''[cash register dings]'' Thank you. ''[the cashier tries to take the dollar but Mr. Krabs is not letting go of his dollar]'' Sir, please let go of the bill.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Release your grip, man. Do it! ''[Mr. Krabs does so and groans as the money is taken. The cashier puts the dollar in the register and hands the Kelpshake to Mr. Krabs]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Release your grip, man. Do it! ''[Mr. Krabs does so and groans as the money is taken. The cashier puts the dollar in the register and hands the Kelpshake to Mr. Krabs]''}} | ||
{{L|Cashier|Enjoy.}} | {{L|Cashier|Enjoy.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Thanks. ''[runs out laughing]'' I can't believe we did it.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Thanks. ''[runs out laughing]'' I can't believe we did it.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Oh, believe it, Krabs. Now let's get to the lab and find out what this stuff is made of. ''[scene cuts to the laboratory of the Chum Bucket with Kelpshake on a plate where a sample of the drink goes through a tube, into chemistry bottles, and finally into Karen where she begins a D-N-A scan]'' What's the secret ingredient, Karen?}} | {{L|Plankton|Oh, believe it, Krabs. Now let's get to the lab and find out what this stuff is made of. ''[scene cuts to the laboratory of the Chum Bucket with Kelpshake on a plate where a sample of the drink goes through a tube, into chemistry bottles, and finally into Karen where she begins a D-N-A scan]'' What's the secret ingredient, Karen?}} | ||
{{L|Karen|Well, it appears that the main ingredient is | {{L|Karen|Well, it appears that the main ingredient is... Kelp Juice.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton | {{L|Plankton and Mr. Krabs|Just kelp juice?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And to think this whole time I could've been selling these meself!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|And to think this whole time I could've been selling these meself!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|You? What about me? If anyone, I deserve to make a buck of selling this stuff.}} | {{L|Plankton|You? What about me? If anyone, I deserve to make a buck of selling this stuff.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmmm. ''[sips again and puckers his lips]'' Hey, you're right. This ain't half bad. ''[takes another sip and laughs]'' This is amazing.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmmm. ''[sips again and puckers his lips]'' Hey, you're right. This ain't half bad. ''[takes another sip and laughs]'' This is amazing.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Well, don't be selfish. ''[sips and laughs]'' Oh yeah.}} | {{L|Plankton|Well, don't be selfish. ''[sips and laughs]'' Oh yeah.}} | ||
{{L|Karen|Oh no.}} | {{L|Karen|Oh, no.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[he sips in the rest of the drink until he sucks in the cup]'' Krabs, we're all out of juice!}} | {{L|Plankton|''[he sips in the rest of the drink until he sucks in the cup]'' Krabs, we're all out of juice!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, we gotta get more!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, we gotta get more!}} | ||
{{L|Karen|You're making a big mistake.}} | {{L|Karen|You're making a big mistake.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, phooey! You don't know what you're talking about. ''[he walks out with Plankton]'' ♪Kelpshake, Kelpshake. Oh, how I love a Kelpshake.♪}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, phooey! You don't know what you're talking about. ''[he walks out with Plankton]'' ♪Kelpshake, Kelpshake. Oh, how I love a Kelpshake.♪}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[runs up crying covered in yellowish-green fur]'' What's happening to me?! ''[Mr. Krabs and Plankton gasp in shock when they see SpongeBob covered in green | {{L|SpongeBob|''[runs up crying covered in yellowish-green fur]'' What's happening to me?! ''[Mr. Krabs and Plankton gasp in shock when they see SpongeBob covered in green fur and he's naked]'' They've shut down the Kelpshakes restaurants! ''[nearly crying as he runs off]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton | {{L|Plankton and Mr. Krabs|Huh? ''[they both see workers sucking out all the liquid in the Kelpshake restaurant that says CLOSED FOREVER]''}} | ||
{{L|Hazmat #1|It'll take decades to clean this hazardous material up.}} | {{L|Hazmat #1|It'll take decades to clean this hazardous material up.}} | ||
{{L|Hazmat #2|I sure feel sorry for whoever drank this. ''[Mr. Krabs screams as he | {{L|Hazmat #2|I sure feel sorry for whoever drank this. ''[Mr. Krabs screams as he starts growing yellowish-green fur. Plankton is laughing, but he shortly grows yellowish-green fur also. He then screams]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Look at us!}} | {{L|Plankton|Look at us!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now what are we going to do?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Now what are we going to do?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|I don't know about you... ''[Plankton takes out a mini helicopter propeller]'' but I'm going back to what I do best. Stealing your recipe! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Plankton|I don't know about you... ''[Plankton takes out a mini helicopter propeller]'' but I'm going back to what I do best. Stealing your recipe! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, wait a minute! Plankton!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, wait a minute! Plankton!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[ | {{L|Plankton|''[flies into Mr. Krabs office where the safe is. He tosses the propeller and laughs]'' Come to papa! ''[Mr. Krabs opens the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold it right there! You're not going anywhere... ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold it right there! You're not going anywhere... ''[opens the safe]'' without a ten second head start!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|It's good to be home!}} | {{L|Plankton|It's good to be home!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You said it.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You said it.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[laughing while he runs off as Mr. Krabs begins to chase him while having fun]'' I love being hated!}} | {{L|Plankton|''[laughing while he runs off as Mr. Krabs begins to chase him while having fun]'' I love being hated!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, get back here you little booger! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, get back here you little booger! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
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