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-* ''[The episode begins with a big baby bottle that says "SquarePants and Star BabySitting". SpongeBob paints on the bottle and Squidward reads the bottle.]''
+{{L|''[The episode begins with a big baby bottle that says "SquarePants and Star BabySitting." SpongeBob paints on the bottle and Squidward reads the bottle.]''}}
-* '''Squidward: '''''[reading the bottle] ''"SquarePants and Star Babysitting"? Oh, please. What do you two nitwits know about taking care of babies?
+{{L|Squidward|''[reading the bottle]'' "SquarePants and Star Babysitting"? Oh, please. What do you two nitwits know about taking care of babies?}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''''[laughs] ''Just watch!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Just watch!}}
-* ''[SpongeBob and Patrick pull out the powder.]''
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick pull out powder.]''}}
-* '''Squidward: '''Huh?
+{{L|Squidward|Huh?}}
-* ''[SpongeBob and Patrick begin to put powder on Squidward while SpongeBob pulls supplies out of the bottle.]''
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick begin to put powder on Squidward while SpongeBob pulls supplies out of the bottle.]''}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''''[pulls out a pin] ''Safety pin! ''[pulls out a bottle of ointment.] ''Ointment!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[pulls out a safety pin]'' Safety pin! ''[puts it in the powder cloud before pulling out a bottle of ointment]'' Ointment! ''[applies the ointment to the powder cloud]''}}
-* ''[SpongeBob and Patrick stop putting powder on Squidward until we see him with a diaper, a rattle, and a bonnet on him.]''
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick stop putting powder on Squidward. When the powder cloud disappears we see him wearing a baby bonnet and a diaper and holding a rattle.]''}}
-* '''Squidward: '''Goo. Goo... ''[crying until SpongeBob puts a dummy in his mouth.]''
+{{L|Squidward|Goo. ''[sadly]'' Goo... ''[cries like a baby until SpongeBob sticks a pacifier in his mouth. Squidward starts sucking on the pacifier]''}}
-* ''[Squidward starts sucking on the dummy.]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Aww, such a good wittle Squiddy.}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''Aww, such good little squiddy.
+{{L|Squidward|What the? What? ''[jumps up and spits out the pacifier, which bounces off SpongeBob and lands in Patrick's mouth. Patrick then starts sucking on the pacifier]'' No one in their right mind would ever hire you as babysitters!}}
-* '''Squidward: '''''[realizes] ''What? What the? ''[spits out the dummy] ''No one in the right mind will ever hire you as babysitters!
+{{L|Mother|Yoo-hoo! Babysitters! ''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward look towards the front of Conch Street where they see a woman waving to them]'' I could use some babysitters here!}}
-* ''[Patrick starts sucking on the dummy.]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[Patrick squeals]'' Oh, boy!}}
-* '''Mother: '''Yoo-hoo! Babysitters! I could use some babysitters here!
+{{L|''[SpongeBob brings the baby bottle with him and runs into Squidward. Patrick hops onto the bottle before Squidward falls on his face. He then crosses his arms. SpongeBob and Patrick make it to the woman's house in front of Conch Street.]''}}
-* ''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward look towards the front of Conch Street where they see a woman waving to them.]''
+{{L|SpongeBob| "SquarePants and Star Babysitters" at your service!}}
-* '''SpongeBob and Patrick: '''Oh, boy!
+{{L|Patrick|We sit on babies!}}
-* ''[SpongeBob brings the baby bottle with him and runs into Squidward. Patrick hops onto the bottle until Squidward falls on his face. He then crosses his arms. SpongeBob and Patrick make it to the woman's house in front of Conch Street.]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Not literally.}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''"SquarePants and Star Babysitters" at your service!
+{{L|Patrick|Yeah, not in Italy.}}
-* '''Patrick: '''We sit on babies!
+{{L|Mother|''[waves goodbye with her hat]'' Now, you kids behave and listen to the babysitters. Bye now!}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''''[laughs] ''Not literally.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Bye! ''[closes the door and sees all the babies. One baby is climbing the stair railing, another baby is chewing on a football, a baby comes out of the floorboard, a baby comes flying with a balloon until pops, and the baby falls into the floorboard, two babies are playing with the lamp, one baby is on the chair, and another baby falls in a TV]'' Whoa! A whole liege of little darlings. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick put on helmets with rattles on them. They start shaking them]'' Alright, Patrick, you take the east plank, I'll take the west, and we'll try to establish a map zone in the middle.}}
-* '''Patrick: '''Yeah, not in Italy.
+{{L|Patrick|Hahahaha! These babies are no match for my... toddler style! ''[pulls out a pair of bottles in chains that look like nunchucks. Patrick starts whipping the nunchuck bottles around and makes ninja sounds until he falls on his face]'' Ow.}}
-* '''Mother: '''''[waves goodbye with her hat] ''Now you kids behave and listen to the babysitters. Bye now!
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Patrick watching the babies cry until he makes a funny face. The babies stop crying and start laughing. Patrick makes more funny faces until he stops, and the babies cry again. SpongeBob has five spoons on his head until Patrick puts another one on his head. With six spoons, Patrick lifts SpongeBob up and dips the spoons in baby food. SpongeBob feeds the babies until they stop crying. A baby is seen on the shelf, knocking plates over. SpongeBob catches the plates, so they won't break. The baby falls off the shelf SpongeBob screams and manages to catch the baby. SpongeBob is relieved that he caught the baby, but the plates fall over the floor. The babies now are crying once again until their diapers stink. SpongeBob puts a clothespin on his nose and flips them over with a giant spatula.]''}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''Bye! ''[SpongeBob closes the door and sees all the babies. One baby is climbing the stair railing, another baby is chewing on a football, a baby comes out of the floorboard, a baby comes flying with a balloon until pops and the baby falls into the floorboard, two babies are playing with the lamp, one baby is on the chair, and another baby falls in a TV.] ''Whoa! A whole liege of little darlings. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick put on helmets with rattles on them. They start shaking them.] ''Alright, Patrick, you take East plank, and I'll take the West, and we'll try to establish a map zone in the middle.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[whistles]'' Bring her down!}}
-* '''Patrick: '''Hahahaha! These babies are no match for my... toddler style! ''[Patrick pulls out a pair of bottles in chains that they look like nunchucks. Patrick starts whipping the nunchuck bottles around and makes ninja sounds until he falls on his face.] ''Ow.
+{{L|''[Patrick uses a claw to grab the babies. SpongeBob removes the diapers with a vacuum cleaner. He puts powder on their butts until he puts new diapers on them. Patrick releases them and SpongeBob flips them on their beds while the babies fall asleep. SpongeBob puts them to bad and high fives Patrick.]''}}
-* ''[We cut to Patrick watching the babies cry until he makes a funny face. The babies stop crying and start laughing. Patrick makes more funny faces until he stops and makes the babies cry. SpongeBob has five spoons on his head until Patrick puts another one on his head. With six spoons, Patrick lifts SpongeBob up and dips the spoons in baby food. SpongeBob feeds the babies until they stopped crying. A baby is seen on the shelf, knocking plates over. SpongeBob catches the planes, so they won't break. The baby falls off the shelf SpongeBob screams and manages to catch the baby. SpongeBob is relieved that he caught the baby, but the plates fall over the floor. The babies now are crying once again until they're diapers stink. SpongeBob puts a close pin on his nose and flips them over with a giant spatula.]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[high fives with Patrick]'' Yeah.}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''''[whistles] ''Bring her down!
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Shh...}}
-* ''[Patrick uses a claw to grab the babies. SpongeBob removes the diapers with a vacuum cleaner. He puts powder on their butts until he puts new diapers on them. Patrick releases them and SpongeBob flips them on their beds while the babies fall asleep. SpongeBob puts them to bad and high fives Patrick.]''
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to the next scene where the mother comes home. She puts her hat on the coat rack and notices SpongeBob reading a story.]''}}
-* '''SpongeBob''': Yeah.
+{{L|SpongeBob|And they all lived happily ever after inside an oyster shell.}}
-* '''SpongeBob and Patrick: '''Shh...
+{{L|Mother|Aww... ''[hands them money]'' Thank you, SquarePants and Star.}}
-* ''[Bubble transition to the next scene where the mother comes home. She puts her hat on the coat rack and notices SpongeBob reading a story.]''
+{{L|''[Patrick takes the money and puts it in his pocket while he is sleeping. Bubble transition to the next scene where SpongeBob and Patrick are looking for someone for babysitting.]''}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''And they all lived happily ever after inside an oyster shell.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Babysitting!}}
-* '''Mother: '''Aww... Thank you, SquarePants and Star.
+{{L|Patrick|Skinny or chunky! Clean or funky!}}
-* ''[The mother hands them money. Patrick takes it and puts it in his pocket while he is sleeping. Bubble transition to the next scene where SpongeBob and Patrick are looking for someone for babysitting.]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|We won't get paid if your kid's mislaid!}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''Babysitting!
+{{L|Mary|Oh, boys, right here! Oh, I could use a babysitter!}}
-* '''Patrick: '''Skinny or chunky! Clean or funky!
+{{L|Patrick|Yay!}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''We won't get paid if your kids mislave!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh! ''[they rush towards Mary]'' While you go out, and dance, and revel...}}
-* '''Mary: '''Oh, boys, right here! Oh, I could use a babysitter!
+{{L|Patrick|...We will watch your little devil!}}
-* '''Patrick: '''Yay!
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick swirl her around.]''}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''Ooh! ''[They rush towards Mary.] ''While you go out, and dance, and drevel...
+{{L|Mary|Yes! ''[hugs Patrick]'' Oh, thank you! ''[hugs SpongeBob then runs off]'' Thank you!}}
-* '''Patrick: '''...While we watch your little devil!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! Where's the baby?}}
-* ''[SpongeBob and Patrick swirl her around.]''
+{{L|Mary|She's inside! I'm free! I'm free! Hahahahaha!}}
-* '''Mary: '''Yes! Thank you! ''[hugs Patrick] ''Thank you! ''[hugs SpongeBob then runs off]''
+{{L|''[Mary hops away happily while SpongeBob and Patrick look confused at each other. But they both shrug and enters the house.]''}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''Wait! Where's the baby?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Baby! ''[shakes the rattle]'' Baby?}}
-* '''Mary: '''She's inside! I'm free! I'm free! Hahahahaha!
+{{L|Patrick|''[holds up a pillow]'' Is this the baby?}}
-* ''[Mary hops happily while SpongeBob and Patrick look confused at each other. But they both shrug and enters the house.]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm? No, I- I don't think so.}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''Baby! ''[shakes the rattle] ''Baby?
+{{L|Patrick|Huh. Oh! ''[holds up a lamp]'' This looks like a nice baby girl. ''[turns the lamp on]''}}
-* '''Patrick: '''''[holds up a pillow] ''Is this the baby?
+{{L|SpongeBob|She's nice, but she's not a baby. ''[Patrick throws the lamp]'' Wait a minute. ''[runs to a wheelchair and looks down]'' Aww, I found the baby.}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''Hmm? No, I, I don't think so.
+{{L|''[SpongeBob turns the wheelchair around and shows Patrick the baby. But it isn't a baby, it is Mary's mother from "Chocolate with Nuts." She is shown asleep and it startles Patrick.]''}}
-* '''Patrick: '''Huh. Oh! ''[holds up a lamp] ''This looks like a nice baby girl. ''[turns the lamp on]''
+{{L|Patrick|Eek! That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''She's nice, but she's not a baby. ''[Patrick throws the lamp.] ''Wait a minute. ''[SpongeBob runs to a wheelchair and looks down.]'' I found the baby.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, all babies are beautiful. Even the ugly ones, and we don't know the baby's name is.}}
-* ''[SpongeBob turns the wheelchair around and shows Patrick the baby. But it wasn't a baby, it was Mary's mother from "[[Chocolate With Nuts|Chocolate with Nuts]]." She is shown asleep and it startles Patrick.]''
+{{L|Patrick|She looks like she's been in the tub too long. Let's call her Baby Prunes.}}
-* '''Patrick: '''Eek! That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!
+{{L|SpongeBob|What a pretty name! Little Baby Prunes.}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''Patrick, all babies are beautiful. Even the ugly ones, and we don't know the baby's name is.
+{{L|''[They both laugh until Baby Prunes wakes up and screams as she sees SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
-* '''Patrick: '''She looks like she's been in the tub too long. Let's call her Baby Prunes.
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Who are you?! Where's lazy Mary?!}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''What a pretty name! Little Baby Prunes.
+{{L|Patrick|The baby can talk!}}
-* ''[They both laugh until Mary's mother wakes up and screams as she sees SpongeBob and Patrick.]''
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Help! Help! It's a robbery!}}
-* '''Mary's Mother: '''Who are you?! Where's lazy Mary?!
+{{L|''[SpongeBob puts a pacifier in her mouth.]''}}
-* '''Patrick: '''The baby can talk!
+{{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick, Baby Prunes is just mimicking what she's heard. It's just baby talk. She's babbling.}}
-* '''Mary's Mother: '''Help! Help! It's a robbery!
+{{L|Baby Prunes|''[spits out the pacifier]'' I'm not babbling, you bone heads!}}
-* ''[SpongeBob puts a dummy in her mouth.]''
+{{L|Patrick|Din-din time! ''[pulls out a spoon full of food]'' Here comes the airplane. ''[makes train noises and puts the food into Baby Prunes' mouth, but she spits it out, which Patrick swallows]'' Yum. Playtime! ''[dumps out some blocks and throws the bottle away]'' Kids love to build things with blocks!}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''No, Patrick, Baby Prunes is just mimicking what she's heard. It's just baby talk. She's babbling.
+{{L|Baby Prunes|''[chuckles]'' Oh, I'll build something, alright.}}
-* '''Mary's Mother: '''''[spits out the dummy] ''I'm not babbling, you bone heads!
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to all the blocks built into a jail with SpongeBob and Patrick in it. SpongeBob writes on the wall. Inside the play jail, there is a toilet, a pipe, a bunch, and a shelf filled with books. SpongeBob checks his watch.]''}}
-* '''Patrick: '''Feeding time! ''[pulls out a spoon full of food] ''Here comes the airplane. ''[makes train noises and puts the food into Mary's mother's mouth, but she spits it out] ''Yum. Playtime! ''[Patrick dumps out some blocks and throws the bottle away.] ''Kids love to build things with blocks!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa, Patrick, we've been playing in here for three hours. Better check on Baby Prunes. You know what's the best part about playing jail?}}
-* '''Mary's Mother: '''''[chuckles] ''Oh, I'll build something alright.
+{{L|Patrick|No.}}
-* ''[We cut a bubble transition to all the blocks built into a jail with SpongeBob and Patrick in it. SpongeBob writes on the wall. Inside the play jail, there is a toilet, a pipe, a bunch, and a shelf filled with books. SpongeBob checks his watch.] ''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Jailbreak! ''[smashes through the block jail]''}}
-* '''Mary's Mother: '''Put me down you yellow scouring pad! Unhand me! ''[cuts to SpongeBob walking to a spot in Mary's house and Patrick pulls out a baby cradle.''] No!''' '''''[SpongeBob puts Mary's Mother in the cradle.]''''' ''''Get me out of here! ''[SpongeBob puts on a baby hat Mary's Mother tucks her in a blanket and staples it to the cradle.''] Ow! Ugh! Ouch!''' '''''[Screams] ''
+{{L|Patrick|Jailbreak! ''[runs the opposite way, running into the wall and making him wobble in the correct direction]''}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''Oooo! Who's a colicky baby? It's you! ''[SpongeBob tickles Mary's Mother in the neck with one finger.]''''' '''Coochy coochy coo!
+{{L|Baby Prunes|''[picking the door lock with her tongue]'' I gotta pick this lock and get outta here.}}
-* '''Mary's Mother: '''Bleh.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, there you are!}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''I'll go up and prepare a bath for Baby Prunes for when she wakes up.
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Come on, come on.}}
-* '''Patrick: '''Ok. While you're doing that I'll just space out. Uhhh...
+{{L|SpongeBob|Nap time! ''[picks up Baby Prunes and carries her away from the door with her tongue still on the lock]''}}
-* ''[As SpongeBob goes upstairs, Patrick's eyes turn upwards and drools. Mary's Mother looks at Patrick with his eyes upwards, and then escapes from the cradle by using a secret door at the bottom of the cradle, and runs away chuckling evilly. Meanwhile, at upstairs SpongeBob is at Mary's bathroom. SpongeBob turns on a faucet on a bathtub.]''
+{{L|Baby Prunes|''[her tongue leaves the lock]'' Put me down, you yellow scouring pad! Unhand me! ''[cuts to SpongeBob walking to a spot in Mary's house and Patrick pulls out a baby cradle]'' No! ''[SpongeBob puts her in the cradle]'' Get me out of here! ''[SpongeBob puts a baby bonnet on her, tucks her in a blanket, and staples it to the cradle]'' Ow! Ugh! Ouch! Get your... ''[screams]''}}
-* '''SpongeBob:''' Strange... There don't seem to be any baby items in here. Hmm...''[looks in a cabinet to find not baby items but old woman stuff.] ''Ok, pills, pills, dentures, more pills, hemorrhoid cream. ''[SpongeBob closes the cabinet but then notices a little birthday note stuck on the bottom left corner of the cabinet.] ''"Happy birthday to mother on her 137th birthday." Aw. ''[gasps and realizes the truth]'' 137th birthday?! Ohhhh! Baby Prunes isn't a baby, she's an old lady!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oooo! Who's a colicky baby? It's you! ''[tickles Baby Prunes in the neck with one finger]'' Coochy coochy coo!}}
-* ''[Meanwhile, Mary's mother is trying to escape from Mary's house using her tongue to unlock the door.'']
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Bleh.}}
-* '''Mary's Mother: '''Come on, come on! ''[Just then Patrick comes along with his eyes still upwards.'']
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'll go up and prepare a bath for Baby Prunes for when she wakes up.}}
-* '''Patrick: '''Is that a puppy I hear?, I didn't know they had a puppy. Oh, what is it puppy? You wanna go out?'' [Mary's Mother frees her tongue out, a light bulb appears on top of her head.]''
+{{L|Patrick|Okay. While you're doing that I'll just space out. ''[starts spacing out]'' Uhhh...}}
-* '''Mary's Mother: '''Oh'' [barking] ''
+{{L|''[As SpongeBob goes upstairs, Patrick's eyes turn upwards and drools. Baby Prunes looks at Patrick with his eyes upwards and then escapes from the cradle by using a secret door at the bottom of the cradle, and runs away chuckling evilly. Meanwhile, upstairs, SpongeBob is in Mary's bathroom. SpongeBob turns on a faucet in the bathtub.]''}}
-* '''Patrick: '''There you go puppy.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm, strange... There don't seem to be any baby items in here. Hmm... ''[looks in a cabinet to find not baby items but old-woman stuff]'' Okay, pills, pills, dentures, more pills, hemorrhoid cream. ''[closes the cabinet but then notices a little birthday note stuck on the bottom-left corner of the cabinet]'' "Happy birthday to mother on her 137th birthday." Aw. ''[gasps and realizes the truth]'' 137th birthday?! ''[hyperventilating]'' Oh! Baby Prunes isn't a baby, she's an old lady!}}
-* '''Mary's Mother: '''So long sucker, ''[maniacal laughing]'' uh ''[barking] ''
+{{L|''[Meanwhile, Baby Prunes is trying to escape from Mary's house by using her tongue to unlock the door.]''}}
-* '''Patrick: '''Huh, puppy knows Baby Prunes too. ''[Just then SpongeBob comes in from the stairs.]''
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Come on, come on! ''[just then Patrick comes along with his eyes still upwards]''}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''Patrick! She's not a baby''! [SpongeBob falls from down the stairs and hits Patrick and looks around while he's on Patrick's stomach.] ''Where's Baby Prunes?
+{{L|Patrick|Is that a puppy I hear? I didn't know they had a puppy. What is it, puppy? You wanna go out? ''[Baby Prunes frees her tongue out, and a light bulb appears on top of her head]''}}
-* '''Patrick: '''I dunno know, I just let the puppy out.
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Oh. ''[barking]''}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''That was no puppy!'' [SpongeBob is jumping on Patrick's stomach]'' That was an old lady! An old lady that were responsible for! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream and run outside to find Mary's Mother.] ''
+{{L|Patrick|''[opens the front door]'' There you go, puppy.}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''If you were an old lady where would you go?!
+{{L|Baby Prunes|So long, sucker! ''[maniacal laughing]'' Uh... ''[barking]''}}
-* '''Patrick:''' Ah, I don't know back in time?!
+{{L|Patrick|Huh, the puppy knows baby talk too... ''[just then SpongeBob comes in from the stairs]''}}
-* '''SpongeBob:''' What about a sewing circle?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! She's not a baby! ''[falls from down the stairs and hits Patrick and looks around while he's on Patrick's stomach]'' Where's Baby Prunes?}}
-* '''Patrick:''' Ah, yes a sewing circle back in time.
+{{L|Patrick|I dunno, I just let the puppy out.}}
-* '''SpongeBob:''' Come on! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick go into a sewing circle with some old ladies.] ''
+{{L|SpongeBob|That was no puppy! ''[jumps on Patrick's stomach]'' That was an old lady! An old lady that we're responsible for! ''[he and Patrick scream and run outside to find Baby Prunes]'' If you were an old lady, where would you go?!}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''Old lady Prunes? ''[The old ladies look at SpongeBob and Patrick in wonder]'' Have you seen a baby that's really an old lady?
+{{L|Patrick|Ah, I don't know, back in time?!}}
-* '''Bakery Casier:''' Oh, look they have shmoods on their faces. ''[she spit on a napkin which then the other ladies follow.]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|What about a sewing circle?}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''No, not that. ''[Patrick and SpongeBob are scared while the old ladies rub the napkin on their bodies.]''
+{{L|Patrick|Ah, yes. A sewing circle back in time!}}
-*'''SpongeBob: '''Ah, where's baby/old lady Prunes?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Come on! ''[pulls Patrick with him]''}}
-*'''Patrick: '''No, no gross ''[Patrick is disgusted while the old ladies rub them, then we cut to a scene into a lava surf place.]''
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick go into a sewing circle with some old ladies.]''}}
-*'''Surfers: '''Yeah!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[kicks the door open]'' Old lady Prunes?! ''[the old ladies look at SpongeBob and Patrick in wonder]'' Have you seen a baby that's really an old lady?}}
-* '''Mary's Mother:''' Yee-Haw! Lavabunga!
+{{L|Bakery cashier|Oh, look. They have schmutz on their faces! ''[spits on a napkin, then the other women follow]''}}
-* '''SpongeBob: '''Patrick, I think she needs to be changed.
+{{L|SpongeBob|No! Not that!}}
-*'''Mary's Mother: '''Yeah! Lavabunga. ''[While Mary's Mother is having fun the other surfers on gone and loses the challenge.]''
+{{L|''[Patrick and SpongeBob are scared while the old ladies rub the napkin on their bodies.]''}}
-*'''Mary's Mother:'''''[Manical laughing.]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, where's Baby/Old Lady Prunes?!}}
+{{L|Patrick|No! No, gross!}}
+{{L|''[Patrick is disgusted while the old ladies rub them.]''}}
+{{L|French Narrator|Meanwhile... ''[cuts to a scene with an erupting volcano]''}}
+{{L|Surfers|Yeah!}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Yee-haw! Lavabunga! ''[while she is having fun, the other surfers are gone and lose the challenge]''}}
+{{L|Surfer|Dude!}}
+{{L|Surfer 2|Uh, I'm okay!}}
+{{L|''[Baby Prunes laughs maniacally, then we cut to a scene where people are parachuting.]''}}
+{{L|Skydivers|Yeah! ''[they jump off of the plane and skydive]''}}
+{{L|Skydiver|What are you doing, you don't have a parachute!}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Aw, parachutes are for babies! ''[she jumps and laughs maniacally while the skydiver is surprised]'' Oh yeah! ''[she falls into a haystack and laughs maniacally]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick on the road, looking for old lady Prunes.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Prunes!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Old lady Prunes!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Old lady Baby Prunes! ''[Baby Prunes is wrestling and throws a boxer on SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|''[breaks through the entrance with a boxing glove]'' Well, if it isn't my two babysitters! You humiliated me!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Prunes, you're alive!}}
+{{L|Patrick|And still talking baby talk! ''[they run to her and she mumbles angrily]''}}
+{{L|Baby Prunes|Why, I oughta! ''[punches them in the face, knocking them away]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ahh, Prunie wants to play, nice old lady. ''[she repeatedly hits them until they become realistic]''}}
+{{L|''[Baby Prunes starts getting tired and floats onto the ground, sleeping.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Aw, her boxing tuckered her out. ''[then they fall out of the tree]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob picks up Baby Prunes and cradles her, putting her into her wheelchair.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Aww...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Shh...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, another job well done. ''[sniffs]'' Uh, Patrick, I think she needs to be changed.}}
+{{L|Patrick|No, that's me.}}
+{{L|''[The episode ends with them walking toward the sunset.]''}}