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{{EpisodeTranscript}}
{{EpisodeTranscript}}
{{L|''[The episode opens with a shot of the Krusty Krab's sign, which some clams are resting on. One of them flies down to the ground to join some other clams. The scene fades into an empty Krusty Krab and into the office, where Mr. Krabs comes out of.]''}}
{{L|''[The episode opens with a shot of the Krusty Krab's sign, which some clams are resting on. One of them flies down to the ground to join some other clams. The scene fades into an empty Krusty Krab and into the office, where Mr. Krabs comes out of.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, me loving paying-- ''[notices the place is empty]'' customers? Where is everybody? ''[looks at watch]' Hmm. Lunchtime. ''[closes office door, looks at calendar]'' "Work day." ''[uses stethoscope to listen to his heartbeat]'' Money, money, money. ''[takes off stethoscope]'' Still have a pulse. ''[hears calliope music, panics]'' Calliope music? I'm in a horror movie! Wait a minute. ''[opens front doors to see a giant circus placed next to him]'' What? Oh, no! The circus? No wonder there aren't any customers.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, me loving paying-- ''[notices the place is empty]'' customers? Where is everybody? ''[looks at watch]'' Hmm. Lunchtime. ''[closes office door, looks at calendar]'' "Work day." ''[uses stethoscope to listen to his heartbeat]'' Money, money, money. ''[takes off stethoscope]'' Still have a pulse. ''[hears calliope music, panics]'' Calliope music? I'm in a horror movie! Wait a minute. ''[opens front doors to see a giant circus placed next to him]'' What? Oh, no! The circus? No wonder there aren't any customers.}}
{{L|Mudkrab|''[appears behind Mr. Krabs in a hot air balloon]'' Boo.}}
{{L|Mudkrab|''[appears behind Mr. Krabs in a hot air balloon]'' Boo.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's weird. They actually enjoyed that. Well, wait till they see this first act. They're gonna hate it. I call your attention to the ''[gestures upwards]'' high wire above me. ''[camera pans above, spotlight shines onto SpongeBob on a unicycle]'' Introducing Sponge-O the Incompetent.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's weird. They actually enjoyed that. Well, wait till they see this first act. They're gonna hate it. I call your attention to the ''[gestures upwards]'' high wire above me. ''[camera pans above, spotlight shines onto SpongeBob on a unicycle]'' Introducing Sponge-O the Incompetent.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Kid|''[spits popcorn in other kid's face, points]'' Hey, that's SpongeBob!}}
{{L|Incidental 152|''[eats and spits popcorn at Incidental 151's face, then points]'' Hey, that's SpongeBob!}}
{{L|All|''[waving]'' Hi, SpongeBob!}}
{{L|Incidentals 151, 152, and 153|''[waving]'' Hi, SpongeBob!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[waving back]'' Oh, hey, kids. ''[losing balance]'' Whoa! ''[does circles around tightrope, trying to regain balance]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[waving back]'' Oh, hey, kids. ''[losing balance]'' Whoa! ''[does circles around tightrope, trying to regain balance]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, folks, isn't he appalling? ''[points backwards]'' Leave now for a full refund.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, folks, isn't he appalling? ''[points backwards]'' Leave now for a full refund.}}
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{{L|Crowd|Aw.}}
{{L|Crowd|Aw.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[puts tentacle on face, sadly looks at camera, shaking head]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[puts tentacle on face, sadly looks at camera, shaking head]''}}
{{L|Crowd|Aw. ''[cheers and applause]''}}
{{L|Crowd|Aw. ''[tearfully cheers and applauds]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[gets up, bows happily]'' Mwah, mwah. ''[poses]'' Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[gets up, bows happily]'' Mwah, mwah. ''[poses]'' Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What the... this idiot crowd is too easily entertained. I've got one last act that'll make 'em hate this circus. ''[hops off pedestal]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What the... this idiot crowd is too easily entertained. I've got one last act that'll make 'em hate this circus. ''[hops off pedestal]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chuckles evilly, pulls cage along]'' For our next pitiful, second-rate form of entertainment, we have the mournful sight of a trained dancing sea bear ''[Patrick hops out]'' that's a total fraud!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chuckles evilly, pulls cage along]'' For our next pitiful, second-rate form of entertainment, we have the mournful sight of a trained dancing sea bear ''[Patrick hops out]'' that's a total fraud!}}
{{L|Crowd|''[cheers and applause]''}}
{{L|Crowd|''[cheers and applause]''}}
{{L|Kid|''[chews, spits out popcorn on girl next to him, points]'' Hey, that's Patrick.}}
{{L|Incidental 152|''[eats and spits popcorn at Incidental 153's face, then points]'' Hey, that's Patrick!}}
{{L|Girl|Aah!}}
{{L|Incidentals 151, 152, and 153|''[waving]'' Hi, Patrick!}}
{{L|Children|''[waving]'' Hi, Patrick!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[waving]'' Hello, Bikini Bottom!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[waving]'' Hello, Bikini Bottom!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[blows whistle]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[blows whistle]''}}
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{{L|Crowd|''[cheering]''}}
{{L|Crowd|''[cheering]''}}
{{L|French Narrator|''[narrating time card]'' One week later...}}
{{L|French Narrator|''[narrating time card]'' One week later...}}
{{L|''[At the Krusty Krab, Squidward reads a book at the register while SpongeBob stands, holding a spatula.]''}}
{{L|''[At the still-empty Krusty Krab, Squidward reads a book at the register while SpongeBob stands, holding a spatula.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, do you think Mr. Krabs will ever come back to the Krusty Krab?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, do you think Mr. Krabs will ever come back to the Krusty Krab?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[flips page]'' I doubt it. He's making more money now than he ever did.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[flips page]'' I doubt it. He's making more money now than he ever did.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grotesquely merged with Mudkrab on pedestal]'' Step right up, folks. If I knew I'd make this much money, I'd have cannonballed into you a long time ago. Oh, I love the circus.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grotesquely merged with Mudkrab on pedestal]'' Step right up, folks. If I knew I'd make this much money, I'd have cannonballed into you a long time ago. Oh, I love the circus.}}
{{L|Mudkrab|It's the greatest dough on earth. ''[both laughing, camera irises out onto them as episode ends]''}}
{{L|Mudkrab|It's the greatest dough on earth. ''[both laughing, camera irises out onto them as episode ends]''}}
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