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{{L|''[The episode opens with a shot of SpongeTom's house, which is a | {{L|''[The episode opens with a shot of SpongeTom's house, which is a melon. SpongeTom adjusts his bow tie and stares at the camera as he puts his work hat on.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeTom|''[approaches his pet slug and pets him]'' Well, I'm off to work, Barry.}} | {{L|SpongeTom|''[approaches his pet slug and pets him]'' Well, I'm off to work, Barry.}} | ||
{{L|Barry|''[deep-voiced]'' Meow.}} | {{L|Barry|''[deep-voiced]'' Meow.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeTom|''[whistles as he enters the kitchen, grabs a scoop, and begins making a taco by flipping ingredients into a shell; then he squirts hot sauce on it and a bell rings as the taco is finished]''}} | {{L|SpongeTom|''[whistles as he enters the kitchen, grabs a scoop, and begins making a taco by flipping ingredients into a shell; then he squirts hot sauce on it and a bell rings as the taco is finished]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The screen wipes to a clock that reads 3:20. A blue crab enters the kitchen.]''}} | {{L|''[The screen wipes to a clock that reads 3:20. A blue crab enters the kitchen.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. | {{L|Mr. Claws|Hey there, SpongeTom. On account of it being your day off tomorrow, I thought I'd let you go home early!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeTom|Thanks, Mr. | {{L|SpongeTom|Thanks, Mr. Claws. Ooh, my pet Barry sure is gonna appreciate getting his dinner early tonight. ''[he and Claws laugh]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. | {{L|Mr. Claws|''[wipes tear]'' It's amusing because it's true.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeTom|''[nodding]'' Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.}} | {{L|SpongeTom|''[nodding]'' Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.}} | ||
{{L|French narrator|''[as the scene changes to a bus driving in a foggy setting]'' Imagine, if you will, taking your usual bus ride home after a long day's work. ''[SpongeBob is seen on the bus, snoring]'' But you are so tired ''[the bus drives past SpongeBob's house]'' that you fall asleep and miss your stop, ''[SpongeBob begins to sleep on the person next to him; the French narrator is on the bus]'' and head straight for the Tidal Zone, where I can be tiny.}} | {{L|French narrator|''[as the scene changes to a bus driving in a foggy setting]'' Imagine, if you will, taking your usual bus ride home after a long day's work. ''[SpongeBob is seen on the bus, snoring]'' But you are so tired ''[the bus drives past SpongeBob's house]'' that you fall asleep and miss your stop, ''[SpongeBob begins to sleep on the person next to him; the French narrator is on the bus]'' and head straight for the Tidal Zone, where I can be tiny.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Good morning, SpongeTom.}} | {{L|Customer|Good morning, SpongeTom.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, Bob.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uh, ''Bob''.}} | ||
{{L|Customer|''[he and his wife's smiles disappear]'' Bob? Okay, if you insist. ''[the customers literally bob]''}} | {{L|Customer|''[he and his wife's smiles disappear]'' Bob? Okay, if you insist. ''[the customers literally bob]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[approaches the register]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[approaches the register]''}} | ||
{{L|Octward|I thought it was your day off.}} | {{L|Octward|I thought it was your day off.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs and points, then puts his employee hat on and walks where the Krusty Krab kitchen would be]'' Good one, Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs and points, then puts his employee hat on and walks where the Krusty Krab kitchen would be]'' Good one, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Octward|Uh, | {{L|Octward|Uh, ''Oct''ward.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks into the wall, getting dizzy]'' Ugh, that was | {{L|SpongeBob|''[walks into the wall, getting dizzy]'' Ugh, that was ''awk''ward. I guess Mr. Krabs moved the kitchen door. ''[enters the actual kitchen door]''}} | ||
{{L|Octward|Who's Mr. Krabs?}} | {{L|Octward|Who's Mr. Krabs?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[approaches the grill]'' What happened to my grill? My ingredients have been shredded! ''[takes a tortilla]'' Looks like these buns were under someone's buns. ''[bell dings, looks at order turnstyle to see an order]'' Huh? An order! Well, I better get to work! ''[inhales, inflates the torilla, then puts taco meat, duct tape, lettuce, chopped tomatoes, and hot sauce on the "patty"; giggles, puts on the top "bun," then rings the bell]'' Order up!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[approaches the grill]'' What happened to my grill? My ingredients have been shredded! ''[takes a tortilla]'' Looks like these buns were under someone's buns. ''[bell dings, looks at order turnstyle to see an order]'' Huh? An order! Well, I better get to work! ''[inhales, inflates the torilla, then puts taco meat, duct tape, lettuce, chopped tomatoes, and hot sauce on the "patty"; giggles, puts on the top "bun," then rings the bell]'' Order up!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. | {{L|Mr. Claws|''[enters while whistling]'' What are you doing here, son?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[his eyes expand to look at Mr. | {{L|SpongeBob|''[his eyes expand to look at Mr. Claws]'' Uh, why are you wearing a cook's apron?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. | {{L|Mr. Claws|Because I always cook the tacos on your day off! You know that!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Day... off? I've never taken a day off in my life.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Day... off? I've never taken a day off in my life.}} | ||
{{L|Octward|''[enters with the patty]'' This order is supposed to be a taco. If the customer wanted a Yummy Patty, they would've gone to the Yum Bucket.}} | {{L|Octward|''[enters with the patty]'' This order is supposed to be a taco. If the customer wanted a Yummy Patty, they would've gone to the Yum Bucket.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wha? ''[screams]'' What is going on here? ''[touches Octward's nose]'' Squidward! Why are you an octopus? And Mr. Krabs, why are you blue? And-- ''[stammers]'' tacos?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wha? ''[screams]'' What is going on here? ''[touches Octward's nose]'' Squidward! Why are you an octopus? And Mr. Krabs, why are you blue? And-- ''[stammers]'' tacos?!}} | ||
{{L|Octward|Well, for starters, my name is | {{L|Octward|Well, for starters, my name is ''Oct''ward. And I'm a ''squid''.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. | {{L|Mr. Claws|You know, I give you a day off every week for a reason, son.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Day off. ''[nervously chuckles, then screams and runs off, knocking over the customer's drink]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Day off. ''[nervously chuckles, then screams and runs off, knocking over the customer's drink]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Still bobbing, Tom!}} | {{L|Customer|Still bobbing, Tom!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. | {{L|Mr. Claws|Did SpongeTom seem a little strange to you today? His eyes were on his chest.}} | ||
{{L|Octward|Yeah, I didn't know where to look.}} | {{L|Octward|Yeah, I didn't know where to look.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams and skids to a halt to look at the Yum Bucket, with a large line of customers]'' Huh? ''[rubs his eyes]'' Customers? At the Chum Bucket? My eyes must be tired. ''[cut to him exiting an Optometrist building with a new pair of glasses]'' There. That looks better. ''[his vision is blurry]'' Blurry, but in a reassuring way. Oh, wait until I tell Patrick and Sandy what a strange morning I had. ''[sees who he assumes to be Patrick and Sandy sitting at a table and talking]'' Ooh, there they are now. ''[waving]'' Patrick! Sandy! ''[boats flip over and crash as he runs across the street]'' Yoo-hoo! Hey! Sandy! Patrick! Boy, am I glad to see you guys. ''[takes some straws from a cup]'' Mind if I have some of your fries, Patrick? ''[eats the straws]'' Mm, a little dry. ''[swallows]'' Mind if I have a sip of your soda, Sandy? ''[drinks from the flower vase, chokes and bangs his fist on the table]'' Ooh, that is off. This day has been bonkers! Squidward was a squid, Mr. Krabs was blue, and the Krabby Patties were tacos! Oh, I'm just so glad to run into my best pals Patrick and Sandy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[screams and skids to a halt to look at the Yum Bucket, with a large line of customers]'' Huh? ''[rubs his eyes]'' Customers? At the Chum Bucket? My eyes must be tired. ''[cut to him exiting an Optometrist building with a new pair of glasses]'' There. That looks better. ''[his vision is blurry]'' Blurry, but in a reassuring way. Oh, wait until I tell Patrick and Sandy what a strange morning I had. ''[sees who he assumes to be Patrick and Sandy sitting at a table and talking]'' Ooh, there they are now. ''[waving]'' Patrick! Sandy! ''[boats flip over and crash as he runs across the street]'' Yoo-hoo! Hey! Sandy! Patrick! Boy, am I glad to see you guys. ''[takes some straws from a cup]'' Mind if I have some of your fries, Patrick? ''[eats the straws]'' Mm, a little dry. ''[swallows]'' Mind if I have a sip of your soda, Sandy? ''[drinks from the flower vase, chokes and bangs his fist on the table]'' Ooh, that is off. This day has been bonkers! Squidward was a squid, Mr. Krabs was blue, and the Krabby Patties were tacos! Oh, I'm just so glad to run into my best pals Patrick and Sandy.}} | ||
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{{L|Sammy|Duh, and me am Sammy. Am I be a squirrel folk.}} | {{L|Sammy|Duh, and me am Sammy. Am I be a squirrel folk.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Everything is still all crazy! ''[screams and runs away, then stops to catch his breath and looks around]'' Harry's Gym? ''[a Mrs. Puff lookalike wearing a mustache waves as two students ride a bike away]'' Mrs. Gruff's Biking School? Groovy Groupers? ''[hyperventilates and grabs his eyelids]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Everything is still all crazy! ''[screams and runs away, then stops to catch his breath and looks around]'' Harry's Gym? ''[a Mrs. Puff lookalike wearing a mustache waves as two students ride a bike away]'' Mrs. Gruff's Biking School? Groovy Groupers? ''[hyperventilates and grabs his eyelids]''}} | ||
{{L|Young Man Powerwalker|''[walks past SpongeBob, knocking him into a Fred lookalike]' Young Man Power Walker coming up on your left.}} | {{L|Young Man Powerwalker|''[walks past SpongeBob, knocking him into a Fred lookalike]'' Young Man Power Walker coming up on your left.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Ted|My arm!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[backs away]'' Sorry. Must see my parents. Parents make everything okay. ''[walks over to a lemon house]'' Oh, look. My parents painted their house a nice, hopeful yellow. ''[rings the doorbell, which squirts lemon juice in his eye]'' Ow! ''[chuckles]'' The ol' lemon juice in the eye trick. My parents have really developed a sense of humor.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[backs away]'' Sorry. Must see my parents. Parents make everything okay. ''[walks over to a lemon house]'' Oh, look. My parents painted their house a nice, hopeful yellow. ''[rings the doorbell, which squirts lemon juice in his eye]'' Ow! ''[chuckles]'' The ol' lemon juice in the eye trick. My parents have really developed a sense of humor.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeTom|''[answers the door]'' May I help you?}} | {{L|SpongeTom|''[answers the door]'' May I help you?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeTom|Poor fella. He got so overwhelmed he fainted.}} | {{L|SpongeTom|Poor fella. He got so overwhelmed he fainted.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeTom's mother|What are we gonna do with him?}} | {{L|SpongeTom's mother|What are we gonna do with him?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeTom's father|I say we give him a sack lunch and put him on the first bus out of town.}} | ||
{{L|All except SpongeBob|''[hold hands]'' Agreed!}} | {{L|All except SpongeBob|''[hold hands]'' Agreed!}} | ||
{{L|French narrator|''[narrating time card]'' One bus ride later.}} | {{L|French narrator|''[narrating time card]'' One bus ride later.}} | ||
{{L|''[At dusk, Squidward, Sandy, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs are all watching SpongeBob asleep on a bus station bench.}} | {{L|''[At dusk, Squidward, Sandy, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs are all watching SpongeBob asleep on a bus station bench.]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|This is where I found him.}} | {{L|Sandy|This is where I found him.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[laughs as he eats the sandwich from the sack]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[laughs as he eats the sandwich from the sack]''}} | ||
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