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{{SpoilerForeign}}
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{{EpisodeTranscript}}
{{EpisodeTranscript}}
{{L|''[The SpongeTom ShortPants theme song plays. A painting of I.M. Poster the Pirate with a bird on his shoulder is shown.]''}}
{{L|''[The episode opens with a shot of SpongeTom's house, which is a melon. SpongeTom adjusts his bow tie and stares at the camera as he puts his work hat on.]''}}
{{L|I.M. Poster the Pirate|Ooohhh... ''[scene changes to a variation of Bikini Atoll, where it transitions down to SpongeTom's house, which is a watermelon]'' ♪ Who lives in a melon deep under the waves? ♪}}
{{L|''[SpongeTom opens the door, Hans puts a bow tie on him.]''}}
{{L|Kids|♪ SpongeTom ShortPants! ♪}}
{{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeTom approaching Mable. He tips his hat before crossing the street with Mable.]''}}
{{L|I.M. Poster|♪ He's very well mannered and always behaved! ♪}}
{{L|''[SpongeTom's name appears in bubble text.]''}}
{{L|Kids|♪ SpongeTom ShortPants! ♪ ''[the last "S" is burst]''}}
{{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeTom painting the fence in a white coating. He gives a thumbs-up.]''}}
{{L|I.M. Poster|♪ If passing the time is something you wish. ♪}}
{{L|''[SpongeTom's name is shown in various backdrops.]''}}
{{L|Kids|♪ SpongeTom ShortPants! ♪}}
{{L|Fish Head|♪ Then go to a deli and eat a knish! ♪}}
{{L|''[Bones spelling out SpongeTom's name appear.]''}}
{{L|Kids|♪ SpongeTom ShortPants! ♪}}
{{L|Fish Head|Prepared!}}
{{L|''[SpongeTom's lettering is shown left to right, SpongeTom hops on the "Pants" wording before falling off.]''}}
{{L|Kids|♪ SpongeTom ShortPants! ♪}}
{{L|Kids and I.M. Poster|♪ SpongeTom...ShortPants! ♪}}
{{L|I.M. Poster|''[laughs]''}}
{{L|''[The SpongeTom ShortPants logo is shown, SpongeTom squeezes his head and blows to the sound of a tuba.]''}}
{{L|''[The episode title card appears with the opening credits soon after. The episode opens with a shot of SpongeTom's house. SpongeTom adjusts his bow tie and stares at the camera as he puts his work hat on.]''}}
{{L|SpongeTom|''[approaches his pet slug and pets him]'' Well, I'm off to work, Barry.}}
{{L|SpongeTom|''[approaches his pet slug and pets him]'' Well, I'm off to work, Barry.}}
{{L|Barry|''[deep-voiced]'' Meow.}}
{{L|Barry|''[deep-voiced]'' Meow.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!}}
{{L|Customer|Good morning, SpongeTom.}}
{{L|Customer|Good morning, SpongeTom.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, Bob.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, ''Bob''.}}
{{L|Customer|''[he and his wife's smiles disappear]'' Bob? Okay, if you insist. ''[the customers literally bob]''}}
{{L|Customer|''[he and his wife's smiles disappear]'' Bob? Okay, if you insist. ''[the customers literally bob]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[approaches the register]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[approaches the register]''}}
{{L|Octward|I thought it was your day off.}}
{{L|Octward|I thought it was your day off.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs and points, then puts his employee hat on and walks where the Krusty Krab kitchen would be]'' Good one, Squidward.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs and points, then puts his employee hat on and walks where the Krusty Krab kitchen would be]'' Good one, Squidward.}}
{{L|Octward|Uh, Octward.}}
{{L|Octward|Uh, ''Oct''ward.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks into the wall, getting dizzy]'' Ugh, that was awkward. I guess Mr. Krabs moved the kitchen door. ''[enters the actual kitchen door]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks into the wall, getting dizzy]'' Ugh, that was ''awk''ward. I guess Mr. Krabs moved the kitchen door. ''[enters the actual kitchen door]''}}
{{L|Octward|Who's Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|Octward|Who's Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[approaches the grill]'' What happened to my grill? My ingredients have been shredded! ''[takes a tortilla]'' Looks like these buns were under someone's buns. ''[bell dings, looks at order turnstyle to see an order]'' Huh? An order! Well, I better get to work! ''[inhales, inflates the torilla, then puts taco meat, duct tape, lettuce, chopped tomatoes, and hot sauce on the "patty"; giggles, puts on the top "bun," then rings the bell]'' Order up!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[approaches the grill]'' What happened to my grill? My ingredients have been shredded! ''[takes a tortilla]'' Looks like these buns were under someone's buns. ''[bell dings, looks at order turnstyle to see an order]'' Huh? An order! Well, I better get to work! ''[inhales, inflates the torilla, then puts taco meat, duct tape, lettuce, chopped tomatoes, and hot sauce on the "patty"; giggles, puts on the top "bun," then rings the bell]'' Order up!}}
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{{L|Octward|''[enters with the patty]'' This order is supposed to be a taco. If the customer wanted a Yummy Patty, they would've gone to the Yum Bucket.}}
{{L|Octward|''[enters with the patty]'' This order is supposed to be a taco. If the customer wanted a Yummy Patty, they would've gone to the Yum Bucket.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wha? ''[screams]'' What is going on here? ''[touches Octward's nose]'' Squidward! Why are you an octopus? And Mr. Krabs, why are you blue? And-- ''[stammers]'' tacos?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wha? ''[screams]'' What is going on here? ''[touches Octward's nose]'' Squidward! Why are you an octopus? And Mr. Krabs, why are you blue? And-- ''[stammers]'' tacos?!}}
{{L|Octward|Well, for starters, my name is Octward. And I'm a squid.}}
{{L|Octward|Well, for starters, my name is ''Oct''ward. And I'm a ''squid''.}}
{{L|Mr. Claws|You know, I give you a day off every week for a reason, son.}}
{{L|Mr. Claws|You know, I give you a day off every week for a reason, son.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Day off. ''[nervously chuckles, then screams and runs off, knocking over the customer's drink]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Day off. ''[nervously chuckles, then screams and runs off, knocking over the customer's drink]''}}
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{{L|SpongeTom|Poor fella. He got so overwhelmed he fainted.}}
{{L|SpongeTom|Poor fella. He got so overwhelmed he fainted.}}
{{L|SpongeTom's mother|What are we gonna do with him?}}
{{L|SpongeTom's mother|What are we gonna do with him?}}
{{L|Spongetom's father|I say we give him a sack lunch and put him on the first bus out of town.}}
{{L|SpongeTom's father|I say we give him a sack lunch and put him on the first bus out of town.}}
{{L|All except SpongeBob|''[hold hands]'' Agreed!}}
{{L|All except SpongeBob|''[hold hands]'' Agreed!}}
{{L|French narrator|''[narrating time card]'' One bus ride later.}}
{{L|French narrator|''[narrating time card]'' One bus ride later.}}
{{L|''[At dusk, Squidward, Sandy, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs are all watching SpongeBob asleep on a bus station bench.}}
{{L|''[At dusk, Squidward, Sandy, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs are all watching SpongeBob asleep on a bus station bench.]''}}
{{L|Sandy|This is where I found him.}}
{{L|Sandy|This is where I found him.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[laughs as he eats the sandwich from the sack]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[laughs as he eats the sandwich from the sack]''}}

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