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{{L|''[The episode opens with a shot of SpongeTom's house. SpongeTom adjusts his bow tie and stares at the camera as he puts his work hat on.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode opens with a shot of SpongeTom's house, which is a melon. SpongeTom adjusts his bow tie and stares at the camera as he puts his work hat on.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeTom|''[approaches his pet slug and pets him]'' Well, I'm off to work, Barry.}} | {{L|SpongeTom|''[approaches his pet slug and pets him]'' Well, I'm off to work, Barry.}} | ||
{{L|Barry|''[deep-voiced]'' Meow.}} | {{L|Barry|''[deep-voiced]'' Meow.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!}} | ||
{{L|Customer|Good morning, SpongeTom.}} | {{L|Customer|Good morning, SpongeTom.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, Bob.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uh, ''Bob''.}} | ||
{{L|Customer|''[he and his wife's smiles disappear]'' Bob? Okay, if you insist. ''[the customers literally bob]''}} | {{L|Customer|''[he and his wife's smiles disappear]'' Bob? Okay, if you insist. ''[the customers literally bob]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[approaches the register]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[approaches the register]''}} | ||
{{L|Octward|I thought it was your day off.}} | {{L|Octward|I thought it was your day off.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs and points, then puts his employee hat on and walks where the Krusty Krab kitchen would be]'' Good one, Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs and points, then puts his employee hat on and walks where the Krusty Krab kitchen would be]'' Good one, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Octward|Uh, | {{L|Octward|Uh, ''Oct''ward.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks into the wall, getting dizzy]'' Ugh, that was | {{L|SpongeBob|''[walks into the wall, getting dizzy]'' Ugh, that was ''awk''ward. I guess Mr. Krabs moved the kitchen door. ''[enters the actual kitchen door]''}} | ||
{{L|Octward|Who's Mr. Krabs?}} | {{L|Octward|Who's Mr. Krabs?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[approaches the grill]'' What happened to my grill? My ingredients have been shredded! ''[takes a tortilla]'' Looks like these buns were under someone's buns. ''[bell dings, looks at order turnstyle to see an order]'' Huh? An order! Well, I better get to work! ''[inhales, inflates the torilla, then puts taco meat, duct tape, lettuce, chopped tomatoes, and hot sauce on the "patty"; giggles, puts on the top "bun," then rings the bell]'' Order up!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[approaches the grill]'' What happened to my grill? My ingredients have been shredded! ''[takes a tortilla]'' Looks like these buns were under someone's buns. ''[bell dings, looks at order turnstyle to see an order]'' Huh? An order! Well, I better get to work! ''[inhales, inflates the torilla, then puts taco meat, duct tape, lettuce, chopped tomatoes, and hot sauce on the "patty"; giggles, puts on the top "bun," then rings the bell]'' Order up!}} | ||
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{{L|Octward|''[enters with the patty]'' This order is supposed to be a taco. If the customer wanted a Yummy Patty, they would've gone to the Yum Bucket.}} | {{L|Octward|''[enters with the patty]'' This order is supposed to be a taco. If the customer wanted a Yummy Patty, they would've gone to the Yum Bucket.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wha? ''[screams]'' What is going on here? ''[touches Octward's nose]'' Squidward! Why are you an octopus? And Mr. Krabs, why are you blue? And-- ''[stammers]'' tacos?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wha? ''[screams]'' What is going on here? ''[touches Octward's nose]'' Squidward! Why are you an octopus? And Mr. Krabs, why are you blue? And-- ''[stammers]'' tacos?!}} | ||
{{L|Octward|Well, for starters, my name is | {{L|Octward|Well, for starters, my name is ''Oct''ward. And I'm a ''squid''.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Claws|You know, I give you a day off every week for a reason, son.}} | {{L|Mr. Claws|You know, I give you a day off every week for a reason, son.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Day off. ''[nervously chuckles, then screams and runs off, knocking over the customer's drink]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Day off. ''[nervously chuckles, then screams and runs off, knocking over the customer's drink]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeTom|Poor fella. He got so overwhelmed he fainted.}} | {{L|SpongeTom|Poor fella. He got so overwhelmed he fainted.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeTom's mother|What are we gonna do with him?}} | {{L|SpongeTom's mother|What are we gonna do with him?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeTom's father|I say we give him a sack lunch and put him on the first bus out of town.}} | ||
{{L|All except SpongeBob|''[hold hands]'' Agreed!}} | {{L|All except SpongeBob|''[hold hands]'' Agreed!}} | ||
{{L|French narrator|''[narrating time card]'' One bus ride later.}} | {{L|French narrator|''[narrating time card]'' One bus ride later.}} | ||
{{L|''[At dusk, Squidward, Sandy, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs are all watching SpongeBob asleep on a bus station bench.}} | {{L|''[At dusk, Squidward, Sandy, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs are all watching SpongeBob asleep on a bus station bench.]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|This is where I found him.}} | {{L|Sandy|This is where I found him.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[laughs as he eats the sandwich from the sack]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[laughs as he eats the sandwich from the sack]''}} | ||
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