Blood is Thicker Than Grease/transcript: Difference between revisions

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+{{L|''[The episode opens with an exterior shot of the Chum Bucket. Plankton appears to be making a new invention, which looks like a foot on a metal pole with controls on top.]''}}
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+{{L|Plankton|''[grunting, throws wrench away]'' Yes! My new tootsie trampler is finally complete! ''[takes out remote]'' At last, I will be the stomp''er'', not the stomp''ee''! ''[presses button, laughs maniacally]''}}
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+{{L|''[The tootsie trampler stomps up and down. It shakes the floor, bouncing Plankton and making him land under it. It stomps him repeatedly.]''}}
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+{{L|Plankton|Whoa! Ouch! Karen! ''[gets squished into different forms]'' Help!}}
-{{L|''[The episode opens with an exterior shot of the Chum Bucket. Plankton appears to be making a new invention.]''}}
+{{L|''[A car horn sounds outside.]''}}
-{{L|Plankton|Hnnghh- Yes! My new tootsie trampler is finally complete!}}
+{{L|Karen|''[pressing remote, machine stops]'' I think we have company. ''[looks at Plankton stuck the bottom of the tootsie trampler]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[groans]''}}
+{{L|Karen|Oh, here, let's exfoliate you. ''[scrapes him off it with a spatula]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[groans, lands, runs outside as the car horn honks again]'' Who is that?}}
+{{L|''[Outside, an old-looking jalopy pulls up. There is a giant chrome trailer being hauled behind it.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Holy moly macaroonie! ''[walks up]'' Huh? Huh? ''[gets crushed by the stepladder coming down]'' Augh! ''[crawls out, grunts]'' Eh...}}
+{{L|''[Plankton's parents jump out of the door and land on the step.]''}}
+{{L|Ma and Pa|''[grunt]'' Howdy, son!}}
+{{L|Plankton|Ma? Pa?}}
+{{L|Pa|''[pointing to her]'' Karen? Is that a new monitor?}}
+{{L|Karen|''[blushes]'' Oh, you charmer! ''[giggles]''}}
+{{L|Ma|''[hits Pa with a rolling pin from her hair]'' Knock it off, Romeo!}}
+{{L|Pa|Oh!}}
+{{L|Plankton|Huh? ''[looks at the chrome "P" insignia above the door, which gleams]'' How could you afford this ''[jumps]'' ridiculous monstrosity?}}
+{{L|Pa|Your ma and me won the ''[holds out wad of money]'' lottery!}}
+{{L|Ma|''[smiles, shows a gold tooth]'' Ha ha!}}
+{{L|Pa|So we moved to the big city! ''[runs next to Plankton]'' Just like our ''[pokes Plankton]'' too-fancy-for-pants son!}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[hides face]'' Ugh.}}
+{{L|Ma|We even got ourselves a butler!}}
+{{L|''[Regigilled comes walking up, holding a golden spitoon.]''}}
+{{L|Regigilled|Your spitoon, madam. ''[leans down, Ma and Pa spit in his face, he wipes it off]'' Very good.}}
+{{L|Pa|''[grabs Plankton's hand]'' Want a tour of the ve-hicle?}}
+{{L|Plankton|Not really!}}
+{{L|Pa|''[jumps in with him]'' Come on in!}}
+{{L|''[Inside the trailer are a bunch of fancy decorations, including a statue and crystal chandelier.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Oh, ''real'' classy. ''[grumbles]''}}
+{{L|Pa|Purty fancy, ain't it?}}
+{{L|Plankton|That depends on your definition of pretty, ''[leans against boiler, hand burns]'' and fancy. ''[hand lights on fire, screams and gets burnt]''}}
+{{L|Pa|Our new homestead on wheels has all the creature comforts!}}
+{{L|Ma|Like this ''[rubbing a trough]'' velvet feeding trough for Elmer! ''[dumps a bucket of slop in it, throws it away, a worm hog comes in and starts eating the slop]'' Now he can wallow in luxury instead of filth!}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[gets chewed up by Elmer]'' No! Elmer! Put me down! ''[screams, gets spit out]''}}
+{{L|''[An outhouse with a heart on the front is seen behind the trailer. Ma and Pa each sit on adjacent toilets. Plankton looks on.]''}}
+{{L|Ma|And a side-by-side outhouse ''[they put their hands on each other's toilet handles]'' for them romantical evenings! ''[they flush each other's toilets and kiss]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut back to the inside of the trailer.]''}}
+{{L|Pa|Plus, there's room for the ''[many Planktons appear from parts of the furniture]'' whole Plankton clan!}}
+{{L|Planktons|Howdy! / Cousin!}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[groans]'' Hello. ''[walks out of the trailer with his parents]'' So, how long are you visiting for? Seven, five, ''[points to a watch]'' maybe three minutes?}}
+{{L|Ma|We're here to stay, son! ''[puts her arm around him]'' We're following your lead and starting up ''[pulls him closer and waves her hand]'' our own restaurant!}}
+{{L|''[Pa takes out a remote. A rocket comes out of the trailer and unfurls into its own restaurant, the Spud Bucket, right next to the Chum Bucket.]''}}
+{{L|Pa|The Spud Bucket!}}
+{{L|''[Plankton and his parents enter. The restaurant is full of potatoes and pictures of them.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|What in the what? ''[looks at the potato-themed decorations]''}}
+{{L|Pa|Guess what's on the menu?}}
+{{L|Plankton|Let me guess, potatoes?}}
+{{L|Ma|Aw, you done peeked! ''[holds up a raw potato between two slices of bread]'' We got tater sandwiches...}}
+{{L|Pa|''[holds up a pie slice with a raw potato on it]'' Spud cakes! ''[shoves it in Plankton's mouth]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[disgusted reaction]''}}
+{{L|Ma|Fresh squeezed ''[points]'' tater juice!}}
+{{L|Cousin Cletus|''[laughs, squeezes potato into glass twice, then squeezes it at Plankton]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[gets hit by potato juice, eye burns, screams]''}}
+{{L|Pa|''[puts arm around Plankton]'' And fer the kids, ''[points]'' tater balloons!}}
+{{L|''[Three kids are holding potatoes on strings. They fall and hit them on the head.]''}}
+{{L|Kids|Ow!}}
+{{L|''[Pa and Plankton are standing next to a potato with wires sticking out of it. Karen leans in.]''}}
+{{L|Pa|And the coup de grace ''(mispronounced "grassy")'', spud su-prise! ''[calling out]'' Oh, Cousin Cletus!}}
+{{L|Cletus|Yep! ''[jumps down with detonator]'' Did somebody say surprise? ''[blasts potato in Plankton and Karen's monitor]'' Yee-hee-hoo!}}
+{{L|Karen|''[wipes potato off with windshield wipers]'' Eh. So much for my new monitor.}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[jumps to entrance]'' Yeah, that's fine. It's also stupid! No one's going to eat at a restaurant that only serves potatoes!}}
+{{L|''[An anchovy with mismatched legs comes by.]''}}
+{{L|Anchovy|Oh, boy! ''[opens doors to show him in a trench coat with another fish beneath him]''}}
+{{L|Fish|Potatoes!}}
+{{L|Anchovy|''[calling out to citizens]'' Hey, everybody! This place sells nothing but potatoes!}}
+{{L|Girl fish|Potato? Ooh! ''[runs into Krusty Krab, where Bubble Bass finishes off a Krabby Patty]'' Hey! There's a new potato restaurant across the street!}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|I never say no to a ''[puts on bib with potato on it]'' starchy tuber. ''[lifts out Krabby Patty on his tongue and flings it away, runs away giggling]''}}
+{{L|''[Krabby Patties hit Mr. Krabs' door. He steps out.]''}}
+{{L|Girl fish #1|Oh, boy!}}
+{{L|Male fish|Let's go!}}
+{{L|Girl fish #2|Potatoes!}}
+{{L|Father|Run to the potatoes, son!}}
+{{L|Scooter|''[takes back money from Squidward]'' I'm gonna need this for spuds!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' Where is everybody goin'?}}
+{{L|''[Cut to the Spud Bucket. Some Planktons are serving a potato to a female fish. Bubble Bass is at the register.]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|One of everything, please!}}
+{{L|''[The customers run in and step on Plankton.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[yells]''}}
+{{L|Male fish #2|Lots of potatoes, with extra peel!}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[screams, hits Karen and lands on her]'' Karen?}}
+{{L|Karen|Yes, dear?}}
+{{L|Plankton|People are idiots.}}
+{{L|Karen|Yes, dear.}}
+{{L|''[Karen goes outside. Mr. Krabs is trying to hold Larry back from going to the Spud Bucket.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait, Larry! Wouldn't you like a nice, protein-packed ''[holds one up]'' Krabby Patty?}}
+{{L|Larry|Yeah, sorry, bro, but, uh, Larry needs to carboload. ''[runs into restaurant]'' Weirdo.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, that was me last customer!}}
+{{L|Plankton|Hmm! ''[rubs hands together]'' Maybe I can work this to my advantage!}}
+{{L|''[Karen comes into the Krusty Krab, with Plankton riding on her. Mr. Krabs is crying as Squidward cuts a bonsai tree.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[crying]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[humming]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[scraping table with spatula]'' Order up. ''[falls on floor and spins around, bites table]'' Order up. ''[falls backwards]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Aw, business a little slow today, Krabs?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|That Spud Bucket has siphoned off all me customers!}}
+{{L|Plankton|My family's new restaurant has put you out of business! You may as well just ''[holds out hand]'' give me the formula. You got no use for it now!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' You're right. Boyo, come here.}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob steps in, Mr. Krabs punches his eyes like using a keypad, and SpongeBob spits out the formula bottle.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[takes formula]'' You win, Plankton. ''[holds it out]'' Since no one wants Krabby Patties anymore, ''[covers eyes]'' me formula... ''[smiles]'' is worthless.}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[mouth wide, gets formula]'' Yes! With this worthless formula, I can take over the world!}}
+{{L|Karen|Does that make your plan for world domination worthless too?}}
+{{L|Plankton|Wait a minute. ''[formula slides out of his hands]'' Oh, no. Karen, take me home. ''[grabs her and she drags him away]''}}
+{{L|Karen|Oh, muffin...}}
+{{L|''[Plankton gets dragged out of the restaurant. Mr. Krabs takes back the formula and laughs.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|What's so funny, Mr. Krabs?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[puts hands behind back]'' Oh-ho, nothing. I just set a series of events in motion that will soon solve ''[waves hand]'' all our problems.}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[pacing]'' How am I gonna shut down that stupid Spud Bucket?}}
+{{L|Karen|Why don't you call the health inspector? He shuts us down every week!}}
+{{L|Plankton|Karen, you're a genius! And since I built you, ''[takes out phone]'' that makes me a double genius! ''[dials phone]''}}
+{{L|Health inspector|''[on phone]'' Bikini Bottom Health Department.}}
+{{L|''[Live-action potatoes transition to Plankton, who is standing on Karen's shoulder, taking the health inspector through the Spud Bucket.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Just look at it! This joint is completely infested with vermin! ''[goes into the kitchen]'' The vermins are even preparing the food!}}
+{{L|''[The health inspector takes out a magnifying glass to look at a potato. Planktons are ice skating on it with butter pads as skates.]''}}
+{{L|Planktons|''[singing]''}}
+{{L|Health inspector|Oh, my, this restaurant doesn't deserve an A!}}
+{{L|''[Planktons crawl up the health inspector's legs and stuff money in his pockets.]''}}
+{{L|Health inspector|It deserves a triple A plus!}}
+{{L|Plankton|''What!?''}}
+{{L|Pa|Woo hoo! Thank you! That's right neighborly.}}
+{{L|Health inspector|''[holds up money]'' And thank you, sir, for your generous donation to the health inspector benevolent fund.}}
+{{L|Pa|Always ready to help the less for-tu-nate!}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[facepalms]'' Ugh.}}
+{{L|''[He goes outside and a line of customers run in and step on him.]''}}
+{{L|Customers|''[laughing]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[beaten up]'' Ugh. So, you want customers, eh? I'll give you a customer!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Spud Bucket. Karen wheels in a giant box on a trolley.]''}}
+{{L|Pa|Howdy, son! What you got there?}}
+{{L|Plankton|I brought you a restaurant warming present, Dad! Behold, the Insatiable Bulk!}}
+{{L|''[Karen opens the box to reveal Patrick in a hockey mask.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[deep breathing]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Come on in, it's all you can eat!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[mask comes off]'' Oh, boy! ''[eats food from a customer's table]'' I can eat this! I can eat all of this! ''[runs to another table and eats the food, throws a woman off her chair]'' I can eat this!}}
+{{L|''[A fish finishes eating and has a big belly.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[runs up]'' I can eat, uh -- ''[notices the plate is empty]'' aww... ''[pushes the fish's belly to make him spit the potato out, then bites it, runs into the kitchen giggling]''}}
+{{L|Ma|Hey!}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[rubbing hands together]'' So long, Spud Bucket.}}
+{{L|Pa|Woo-hoo! Woo! Yee-haw!}}
+{{L|Plankton|Huh?}}
+{{L|''[Plankton and Karen come into the kitchen. Ma is dumping potatoes into Patrick's mouth and he chews them.]''}}
+{{L|Ma|Well, I just have to thank you! This Patrick feller is the jim dandiest tater masher I ever did see!}}
+{{L|''[Pa hits Patrick with a hammer and he spits the mashed potatoes into a bowl. Pa throws a potato at him and he swallows it.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[laughs and claps like a seal]''}}
+{{L|''[Plankton exits, angry. He tears off his antenna and throws them on the ground.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Barnacles! ''[screams in pain]''}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob are watching from lawn chairs, with a bowl of popcorn between them.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs, looks through binoculars]'' Things are going even better than I hoped! ''[eats popcorn]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I love when you get all Machiavellian, Mr. Krabs. ''[eats popcorn]''}}
+{{L|''[A trucker with a truck full of potatoes drives up.]''}}
+{{L|Trucker|I got a load of potatoes for the, uh, Spud Bucket?}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[wearing army uniform and holding grenade]'' Hold on! I got a delivery too! ''[bites pin out]'' Fire in the hole!}}
+{{L|''[He throws the grenade into the potato truck. Potatoes fly into the air.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Eh? ''[fries rain down, he runs around trying to avoid them, then trips on one, grunts]''}}
+{{L|Pa|''[bites fry]'' Mmm! This tater shrapnel is better than Frenchy fries! ''[shoves it in Ma's mouth]''}}
+{{L|Ma|''[swallows]'' Mm-mm!}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[exhausted]'' Your awful Spud Bucket has ruined my plans to conquer the ''[throws helmet on ground]'' world! Now what am I supposed to do?}}
+{{L|Ma|Well, why don't ya come work for us?}}
+{{L|Pa|The Spud Bucket is a family business, and you're family, son!}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[rubs head]'' Well, if I can't sabotage 'em, annihilate 'em, or ''[pounds fist]'' squelch 'em, I might as well join 'em.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Plankton stirring a pot of potato mash.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[scat singing, tosses potato in pot, jumps on a slicer to slice a potato into fries, uses a spatula to move a potato from the oven onto a plate]'' One spud du jour! ''[puts butter on a baked potato and scoops chum into it]'' You know, cooking food that people really want to eat... ''[Karen takes the potato away]'' actually makes me pretty happy.}}
+{{L|Karen|''[serves it to Bubble Bass]'' Your tater, sir.}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|Oh, boy!}}
+{{L|''[He takes a fork and bites it, then spits out chum. He takes out a piece with a pulsating eyeball and shivers. He takes it on a plate to the register.]''}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|Excuse me, what is in ''[takes off glasses]'' this peculiar potato?}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[comes out of painting]'' That's a potato a la Plankton. With just a pinch of chum for flavor!}}
+{{L|Bubble Bass|Oh, no. ''You're'' the chef? ''[calling out]'' Everyone! Put down your potatoes! Plankton is in the kitchen!}}
+{{L|''[Everyone gasps. A kid spits out a boot with chum on it. A girl fish looks at a potato with eyes that blink. Everyone spits out their food, screams, and runs into the Krusty Krab. The Planktons walk out of the Spud Bucket.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|I don't get it. What happened?}}
+{{L|Pa|Guess our tater restaurant is a big, fat failure!}}
+{{L|Ma|Ah, well. You win some, and you lose some. ''[calling out]'' Cousin Cletus! Another surprise, please!}}
+{{L|Cletus|''[laughs, detonates the restaurant]''}}
+{{L|''[A car horn honks and the jalopy and trailer come by. Regigilled is driving. Plankton's parents wave from the window.]''}}
+{{L|Pa|So long, son!}}
+{{L|Ma|We're off to buy a football team!}}
+{{L|''[The horn honks again and it drives off. Mr. Krabs is standing behind it.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Turns out ''[waves formula at him]'' me formula's worth something after all! ''[leans in his face]'' Who's the loser now, Plankton? ''[pumps arms]'' Surprise!}}
+{{L|Cletus|Did somebody say surprise? ''[detonates TNT]''}}
+{{L|''[An explosion. Plankton and Mr. Krabs are charred and in a crater in the middle of the road.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton and Mr. Krabs|''[weary]'' Surprise! ''[groan and faint]''}}