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{{L|''[The episode opens with an exterior shot of the Chum Bucket. Plankton appears to be making a new invention, which looks like a foot on a metal pole with controls on top.]''}}
{{L|''[The episode opens with an exterior shot of the Chum Bucket. Plankton appears to be making a new invention, which looks like a foot on a metal pole with controls on top.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[grunting, throws wrench away]'' Yes! My new tootsie trampler is finally complete! ''[takes out remote]'' At last, I will be the stomp''er'', not the stomp''ee''! ''[presses button, laughs maniacally]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[grunting, throws wrench away]'' Yes! My new tootsie trampler is finally complete! ''[takes out remote]'' At last, I will be the stomp''er'', not the stomp''ee''! ''[presses button, laughs maniacally]''}}
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{{L|Pa|Our new homestead on wheels has all the creature comforts!}}
{{L|Pa|Our new homestead on wheels has all the creature comforts!}}
{{L|Ma|Like this ''[rubbing a trough]'' velvet feeding trough for Elmer! ''[dumps a bucket of slop in it, throws it away, a worm hog comes in and starts eating the slop]'' Now he can wallow in luxury instead of filth!}}
{{L|Ma|Like this ''[rubbing a trough]'' velvet feeding trough for Elmer! ''[dumps a bucket of slop in it, throws it away, a worm hog comes in and starts eating the slop]'' Now he can wallow in luxury instead of filth!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[gets eaten by Elmer]'' No! Elmer! Put me down! ''[screams, gets spit out]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[gets chewed up by Elmer]'' No! Elmer! Put me down! ''[screams, gets spit out]''}}
{{L|''[An outhouse with a heart on the front is seen behind the trailer. Ma and Pa each sit on adjacent toilets. Plankton looks on.]''}}
{{L|''[An outhouse with a heart on the front is seen behind the trailer. Ma and Pa each sit on adjacent toilets. Plankton looks on.]''}}
{{L|Ma|And a side-by-side outhouse ''[they put their hands on each other's toilet handles]'' for them romantical evenings! ''[they flush each other's toilets and kiss]''}}
{{L|Ma|And a side-by-side outhouse ''[they put their hands on each other's toilet handles]'' for them romantical evenings! ''[they flush each other's toilets and kiss]''}}
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{{L|Karen|Yes, dear.}}
{{L|Karen|Yes, dear.}}
{{L|''[Karen goes outside. Mr. Krabs is trying to hold Larry back from going to the Spud Bucket.]''}}
{{L|''[Karen goes outside. Mr. Krabs is trying to hold Larry back from going to the Spud Bucket.]''}}
{{L|Krabs|Wait, Larry! Wouldn't you like a nice, protein-packed ''[holds one up]'' Krabby Patty?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait, Larry! Wouldn't you like a nice, protein-packed ''[holds one up]'' Krabby Patty?}}
{{L|Larry|Yeah, sorry, bro, but, uh, Larry needs to carboload. ''[runs into restaurant]'' Weirdo.}}
{{L|Larry|Yeah, sorry, bro, but, uh, Larry needs to carboload. ''[runs into restaurant]'' Weirdo.}}
{{L|Krabs|Oh, that was me last customer!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, that was me last customer!}}
{{L|Plankton|Hmm! ''[rubs hands together]'' Maybe I can work this to my advantage!}}
{{L|Plankton|Hmm! ''[rubs hands together]'' Maybe I can work this to my advantage!}}
{{L|''[Karen comes into the Krusty Krab, with Plankton riding on her. Mr. Krabs is crying as Squidward cuts a bonsai tree.]''}}
{{L|''[Karen comes into the Krusty Krab, with Plankton riding on her. Mr. Krabs is crying as Squidward cuts a bonsai tree.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[scraping table with spatula]'' Order up. ''[falls on floor and spins around, bites table]'' Order up. ''[falls backwards]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[scraping table with spatula]'' Order up. ''[falls on floor and spins around, bites table]'' Order up. ''[falls backwards]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Aw, business a little slow today, Krabs?}}
{{L|Plankton|Aw, business a little slow today, Krabs?}}
{{L|Krabs|That Spud Bucket has siphoned off all me customers!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That Spud Bucket has siphoned off all me customers!}}
{{L|Plankton|My family's new restaurant has put you out of business! You may as well just ''[holds out hand]'' give me the formula. You got no use for it now!}}
{{L|Plankton|My family's new restaurant has put you out of business! You may as well just ''[holds out hand]'' give me the formula. You got no use for it now!}}
{{L|Krabs|''[sighs]'' You're right. Boyo, come here.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' You're right. Boyo, come here.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob steps in, Mr. Krabs punches his eyes like using a keypad, and SpongeBob spits out the formula bottle.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob steps in, Mr. Krabs punches his eyes like using a keypad, and SpongeBob spits out the formula bottle.]''}}
{{L|Krabs|''[takes formula]'' You win, Plankton. ''[holds it out]'' Since no one wants Krabby Patties anymore, ''[covers eyes]'' me formula... ''[smiles]'' is worthless.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[takes formula]'' You win, Plankton. ''[holds it out]'' Since no one wants Krabby Patties anymore, ''[covers eyes]'' me formula... ''[smiles]'' is worthless.}}
{{L|Plankton|''[mouth wide, gets formula]'' Yes! With this worthless formula, I can take over the world!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[mouth wide, gets formula]'' Yes! With this worthless formula, I can take over the world!}}
{{L|Karen|Does that make your plan for world domination worthless too?}}
{{L|Karen|Does that make your plan for world domination worthless too?}}
{{L|Plankton|Wait a minute. ''[formula slides out of his hands]'' Oh, no. Karen, take me home. ''[grabs her and she drags him away]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Wait a minute. ''[formula slides out of his hands]'' Oh, no. Karen, take me home. ''[grabs her and she drags him away]''}}
{{L|Karen|Oh, muffin...}}
{{L|Karen|Oh, muffin...}}
{{L|''[Plankton gets dragged out of the restaurant. Krabs takes back the formula and laughs.]''}}
{{L|''[Plankton gets dragged out of the restaurant. Mr. Krabs takes back the formula and laughs.]''}}
{{L|Krabs|''[laughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What's so funny, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What's so funny, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|Krabs|''[puts hands behind back]'' Oh-ho, nothing. I just set a series of events in motion that will soon solve ''[waves hand]'' all our problems.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[puts hands behind back]'' Oh-ho, nothing. I just set a series of events in motion that will soon solve ''[waves hand]'' all our problems.}}
{{L|Plankton|''[pacing]'' How am I gonna shut down that stupid Spud Bucket?}}
{{L|Plankton|''[pacing]'' How am I gonna shut down that stupid Spud Bucket?}}
{{L|Karen|Why don't you call the health inspector? He shuts us down every week!}}
{{L|Karen|Why don't you call the health inspector? He shuts us down every week!}}
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{{L|''[Plankton exits, angry. He tears off his antenna and throws them on the ground.]''}}
{{L|''[Plankton exits, angry. He tears off his antenna and throws them on the ground.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Barnacles! ''[screams in pain]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Barnacles! ''[screams in pain]''}}
{{L|''[Krabs and SpongeBob are watching from lawn chairs, with a bowl of popcorn between them.]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob are watching from lawn chairs, with a bowl of popcorn between them.]''}}
{{L|Krabs|''[laughs, looks through binoculars]'' Things are going even better than I hoped! ''[eats popcorn]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs, looks through binoculars]'' Things are going even better than I hoped! ''[eats popcorn]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I love when you get all Machiavellian, Mr. Krabs. ''[eats popcorn]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I love when you get all Machiavellian, Mr. Krabs. ''[eats popcorn]''}}
{{L|''[A trucker with a truck full of potatoes drives up.]''}}
{{L|''[A trucker with a truck full of potatoes drives up.]''}}
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{{L|Pa|So long, son!}}
{{L|Pa|So long, son!}}
{{L|Ma|We're off to buy a football team!}}
{{L|Ma|We're off to buy a football team!}}
{{L|''[The horn honks again and it drives off. Krabs is standing behind it.]''}}
{{L|''[The horn honks again and it drives off. Mr. Krabs is standing behind it.]''}}
{{L|Krabs|''[laughs]'' Turns out ''[waves formula at him]'' me formula's worth something after all! ''[leans in his face]'' Who's the loser now, Plankton? ''[pumps arms]'' Surprise!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Turns out ''[waves formula at him]'' me formula's worth something after all! ''[leans in his face]'' Who's the loser now, Plankton? ''[pumps arms]'' Surprise!}}
{{L|Cletus|Did somebody say surprise? ''[detonates TNT]''}}
{{L|Cletus|Did somebody say surprise? ''[detonates TNT]''}}
{{L|''[An explosion. Plankton and Krabs are charred and in a crater in the middle of the road.]''}}
{{L|''[An explosion. Plankton and Mr. Krabs are charred and in a crater in the middle of the road.]''}}
{{L|Plankton and Krabs|''[weary]'' Surprise! ''[groan and faint]''}}
{{L|Plankton and Mr. Krabs|''[weary]'' Surprise! ''[groan and faint]''}}

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