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{{L|Narrator|"Boat Smarts with Mrs. Puff." This driving film is brought to you by: C.O.B.B.U.T.K.S.B.S.P.O.T.R.A.O.O.B.A.T. '''C'''itizens ''' | {{L|Narrator|"Boat Smarts with Mrs. Puff." This driving film is brought to you by: C.O.B.B.U.T.K.S.B.S.P.O.T.R.A.O.O.B.A.T. '''C'''itizens '''o'''f '''B'''ikini '''B'''ottom '''U'''nited '''t'''o '''K'''eep '''S'''ponge'''B'''ob '''S'''quare'''P'''ants '''O'''ff '''t'''he '''R'''oad '''A'''nd '''O'''ut '''o'''f '''B'''oats '''A'''ll '''T'''ogether.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Good day, future motorists. I'm Mrs. Puff, state accredited boating instructor. Today, we'll be discussing the differences between a driver with boat smarts... ''[cut to Squidward in a pilot uniform]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Good day, future motorists. I'm Mrs. Puff, state accredited boating instructor. Today, we'll be discussing the differences between a driver with boat smarts... ''[cut to Squidward in a pilot uniform]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ripping good day for a spot of driving.}} | {{L|Squidward|Ripping good day for a spot of driving.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Hey, use your mirrors, fool!}} | {{L|Squidward|Hey, use your mirrors, fool!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mirrors? Oh, that reminds me. I haven't adjusted this one yet. ''[adjusts it to where the light in the reflection blinds Squidward]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mirrors? Oh, that reminds me. I haven't adjusted this one yet. ''[adjusts it to where the light in the reflection blinds Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ah! Can't see! D'oh! ''[puts on sunglasses and giggles | {{L|Squidward|Ah! Can't see! D'oh! ''[puts on sunglasses and giggles, then screams as he crashes into a brick wall. Footage from live-action Japanese Crash test dummy is showing with Squidward's head replacing the Japanese dummy's head. He slides out of his seat]'' Ow.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Finally, and most importantly, a driver with boat smarts always pays attention to his surroundings and avoids distractions. Notice how this driver's eyes are locked firmly on the road. ''[Squidward's eyes turn into a lock but vision the road as well. Cut to SpongeBob eating a Krabby Patty and reading the newspaper while driving]'' And here we have the epitome of a driver who is carelessly distracting himself from the road and safety. ''[SpongeBob is shaving himself while driving the wrong way on a one way street. Tom is shaking his fist, Norma looks at SpongeBob and Fred shaking his fist in the air. He causes a woman to crash into a streetlight pole]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Finally, and most importantly, a driver with boat smarts always pays attention to his surroundings and avoids distractions. Notice how this driver's eyes are locked firmly on the road. ''[Squidward's eyes turn into a lock but vision the road as well. Cut to SpongeBob eating a Krabby Patty and reading the newspaper while driving]'' And here we have the epitome of a driver who is carelessly distracting himself from the road and safety. ''[SpongeBob is shaving himself while driving the wrong way on a one way street. Tom is shaking his fist, Norma looks at SpongeBob and Fred shaking his fist in the air. He causes a woman to crash into a streetlight pole]''}} | ||
{{L|Norma|''[screams]'' Jerk!}} | {{L|Norma|''[screams]'' Jerk!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi there!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi there!}} | ||
{{L|Nat|Help! Lunatic driver! ''[crashes his boat into SpongeBob's but SpongeBob's boat is unharmed and keeps driving | {{L|Nat|Help! Lunatic driver! ''[crashes his boat into SpongeBob's but SpongeBob's boat is unharmed and keeps driving]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|How's it going? ''[causes many drivers to flip their boats over and get in accidents]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|How's it going? ''[causes many drivers to flip their boats over and get in accidents]''}} | ||
{{L|Fish|''[all screaming furiously and talking at once]'' I can't feel my hair. My leg!}} | {{L|Fish|''[all screaming furiously and talking at once]'' I can't feel my hair. My leg!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|SpongeBob, I mean, a boater without boat smarts shows contempt for his boater brethren and the law. ''[SpongeBob's boat slips in some water and spins around and around]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|SpongeBob, I mean, a boater without boat smarts shows contempt for his boater brethren and the law. ''[SpongeBob's boat slips in some water and spins around and around]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Whee! ''[his boat is driving backwards now]'' Hi, Squidward! Hi, Mrs. Puff! ''[Squidward and Mrs. Puff scream. SpongeBob's boat stops on a rock and tilts upward, causing Squidward's boat to fly up into the air then into the pile of boat mobiles that are in the accident. Mrs. Puff blows up to a big puffer fish]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts! ''[laughs and drives off, making dust and the low quality video recorder stops]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts! ''[laughs and drives off, making dust and the low quality video recorder stops]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[frustratedly]'' Never mind.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[frustratedly]'' Never mind.}} | ||