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{{L|Radio DJ|And that was "Aja" by Eely Dan. Next up is Lionel Fishy with his hit, "Sad Song."}} | {{L|Radio DJ|And that was "Aja" by Eely Dan. Next up is Lionel Fishy with his hit, "Sad Song."}} | ||
{{L|''[The sad song begins to play, and SpongeBob begins crying again.]''}} | {{L|''[The sad song begins to play, and SpongeBob begins crying again.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|That's a sad song!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[inside his house, wearing a robe and towel, while holding a cup of tea and a croissant]'' That SpongeBob is such a crybaby. Lucky me, I get to work with him all day. ''[takes a bite out of his croissant while SpongeBob continues to cry from inside his house. Later, at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is flipping Krabby Patties while singing]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[inside his house, wearing a robe and towel, while holding a cup of tea and a croissant]'' That SpongeBob is such a crybaby. Lucky me, I get to work with him all day. ''[takes a bite out of his croissant while SpongeBob continues to cry from inside his house. Later, at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is flipping Krabby Patties while singing]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[enters abruptly, startling SpongeBob, who flips the patty into the air]'' SpongeBob, guess what? ''[the patty lands on the ground]'' Yeah, I'll come back later. ''[goes back into his office. SpongeBob sadly picks the patty up by his spatula and carries it to the trash can]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[enters abruptly, startling SpongeBob, who flips the patty into the air]'' SpongeBob, guess what? ''[the patty lands on the ground]'' Yeah, I'll come back later. ''[goes back into his office. SpongeBob sadly picks the patty up by his spatula and carries it to the trash can]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and he—}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and he—}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Krabby Patty nothing! ''[ | {{L|Squidward|Krabby Patty nothing!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffles]'' You yelled at me! You yelled at me! ''[sobs even louder than before, continuing to soak Squidward with tears while Squidward | {{L|SpongeBob|But he—}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[very loudly] Krabby Patty nothing! [pants heavily, then SpongeBob whimpers with tears]'' What now?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffles]'' You yelled at me! You yelled at me! ''[sobs even louder than before, continuing to soak Squidward with tears while Squidward has a depressed look on his face, realizing yelling is only going to make matters worse. Bubble transition to them in the dining area with a chalkboard]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.}} | {{L|Squidward|All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|And you wrote that number on a chalkboard | {{L|SpongeBob|And you wrote that number on a chalkboard?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes!}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Why?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Why?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|It's a quick montage of flashbacks I've edited together that shows the hundreds of tears you have cried over the years.}} | {{L|Squidward|It's a quick montage of flashbacks I've edited together that shows the hundreds of tears you have cried over the years.}} | ||
{{L|''[The video begins to play, showing SpongeBob crying in the Krusty Krab, in a grocery store, at Mrs. Puff's Boating School, in Jellyfish Fields, in the bathroom, and more like near a bus stop for no reason, in a birthday party.]''}} | {{L|''[The video begins to play, showing SpongeBob crying in the Krusty Krab, in a grocery store, at Mrs. Puff's Boating School, in Jellyfish Fields, in the bathroom, and more like near a bus stop for no reason, in a birthday party.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in the video]'' Boo! Hoo! Boohoo! | {{L|SpongeBob|''[in the video]'' Boo! Hoo! Boohoo! Sob! Whimper!}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|Thousands of tears later...}} | {{L|French Narrator|Thousands of tears later...}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob continues to watch himself crying in the video.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob continues to watch himself crying in the video.]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[the Bikini Bottom Choir drives by singing an angelic note. Squidward chuckles as SpongeBob's eyes begin to water up.]''}} | {{L|''[the Bikini Bottom Choir drives by singing an angelic note. Squidward chuckles as SpongeBob's eyes begin to water up.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Is that a tear I see? ''[the sunset disappears]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Is that a tear I see? ''[the sunset disappears]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps out of it]'' Oh, well, sunset's over. ''[walks off, and Squidward scoffs in frustration | {{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps out of it]'' Oh, well, sunset's over.}} | ||
{{L|''[He walks off, and Squidward scoffs in frustration. Later, they both enter SpongeBob's house.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Nice of you to drop in, neighbor.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Nice of you to drop in, neighbor.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Nice of you to have me, I--''[sees something]'' Oh, look SpongeBob. Gary's sleeping.}} | {{L|Squidward|Nice of you to have me, I--''[sees something]'' Oh, look SpongeBob. Gary's sleeping.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[turns around]'' Mother, father?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[turns around]'' Mother, father?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[reading the postcard]'' "Dear SpongeBob, we are having a wonderful time in the South Seas and we miss you very, very much.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[reading the postcard]'' "Dear SpongeBob, we are having a wonderful time in the South Seas and we miss you very, very much.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[teary-eyed at first]'' Oh... ''[immediately grabs another postcard and snaps out of it]'' ...My subscription to Jellyfishing Monthly's expired. Remind me to renew that, will you, Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[with spite]'' No problem.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[with spite]'' No problem.}} | ||
{{L|''[Later on, SpongeBob and Squidward sit on the couch watching the news.]''}} | {{L|''[Later on, SpongeBob and Squidward sit on the couch watching the news.]''}} | ||
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