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{{L|Squidward|''[very loudly]'' Krabby Patty nothing! ''[pants heavily, then SpongeBob whimpers with tears]'' What now?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[very loudly]'' Krabby Patty nothing! ''[pants heavily, then SpongeBob whimpers with tears]'' What now?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffles]'' You yelled at me! You yelled at me! ''[sobs even louder than before, continuing to soak Squidward with tears while Squidward has a depressed look on his face, realizing yelling is only going to make matters worse. Bubble transition to them in the dining area with a chalkboard]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffles]'' You yelled at me! You yelled at me! ''[sobs even louder than before, continuing to soak Squidward with tears while Squidward has a depressed look on his face, realizing yelling is only going to make matters worse. Bubble transition to them in the dining area with a chalkboard]''}}
{{L|Squidward|All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[annoyed]'' All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|And you wrote that number on a chalkboard?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|And you wrote that number on a chalkboard?}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes!}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes!}}
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah, talk to you later.}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, talk to you later.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, see ya. ''[hangs up, then walks back to Squidward]'' Okay, it's a bet!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, see ya. ''[hangs up, then walks back to Squidward]'' Okay, it's a bet!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[shakes SpongeBob's hand]'' Fine. If you cry one tear before midnight, you have to... ''[thinks]'' Wash my bike, clean out my rain gutters, and do all my yard work for a year.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[shakes SpongeBob's hand]'' Fine. If you cry one tear before midnight, you have to... ''[thinks]'' Wash my bike, clean out my rain gutters, and do all my yard work for a year!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds fair to me. And if I make it to midnight without crying, you'll come to a slumber party at my place! Just you and me! ''[Squidward retches and swallows upon hearing this]'' Ooh, what's the matter?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds fair to me. And if I make it to midnight ''without'' crying, you'll come to a slumber party at my place! Just you and me! ''[Squidward retches and swallows upon hearing this]'' Ooh, what's the matter?}}
{{L|Squidward|Um, nothing, I just threw up a little in my mouth. ''[begins talking in his thoughts]'' No need to worry, Squiddy. You've outdone yourself. ''[smirks]'' He'll be crying in ten minutes. ''[laughs out loud. In the evening, he and SpongeBob are now walking home from work]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Um, nothing, I just threw up a little in my mouth. ''[begins talking in his thoughts]'' No need to worry, Squiddy. You've outdone yourself. ''[smirks]'' He'll be crying in ten minutes. ''[laughs out loud. In the evening, he and SpongeBob are now walking home from work]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks again for walking home with me, Squidward.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks again for walking home with me, Squidward.}}
{{L|Squidward|There's a first time for everything. ''[under his breath]'' Also, I'd like to win this bet as soon as possible. ''[chuckles devilishly]''}}
{{L|Squidward|There's a first time for everything. ''[under his breath]'' Also, I'd like to win this bet as soon as possible. ''[chuckles devilishly]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[hears this and starts speaking in his thoughts]'' I am not gonna cry... I am not gonna cry... ''[straining, he speaks out loud]'' I can do this!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[hears this and starts speaking in his thoughts]'' I am not gonna cry... I am not gonna cry... ''[grunts, he speaks out loud]'' I... can... do this!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[smiling]'' Do what? ''[sees something and gasps]'' Oh, my! What a lovely sunset. Take a look, SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob looks at the sunset and gasps]'' Isn't that beautiful?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[smugly]'' Do what? ''[sees something and gasps]'' Oh, my! What a lovely sunset. Take a look, SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob looks at the sunset and gasps]'' Isn't that beautiful?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sees the sunset; his eyes begin to twinkle and quiver]'' I've never seen such a beautiful underwater sunset!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sees the sunset; his eyes begin to twinkle and quiver]'' I've never seen such a beautiful underwater sunset!}}
{{L|Squidward|Really tugs the heartstrings, doesn't it?}}
{{L|Squidward|Really tugs the heartstrings, doesn't it?}}
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{{L|Squidward|But, he was sad, because...because he was lost... he was lost and very sad. And then, he... he started to cry! ''[SpongeBob begins to choke up]'' He cried, and he cried, and he cried even more ''[SpongeBob strains and fights back the tears]'' And he kept crying and crying and crying and crying and... that's right. You can do it.}}
{{L|Squidward|But, he was sad, because...because he was lost... he was lost and very sad. And then, he... he started to cry! ''[SpongeBob begins to choke up]'' He cried, and he cried, and he cried even more ''[SpongeBob strains and fights back the tears]'' And he kept crying and crying and crying and crying and... that's right. You can do it.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[struggling not to]'' I'm wondering if it might not be so healthy to hold in all my tears, Squidward.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[struggling not to]'' I'm wondering if it might not be so healthy to hold in all my tears, Squidward.}}
{{L|Squidward|You're exactly right, SpongeBob. Let it all out. Don't fight the feel... ''[the second hand on the clock ticks closer to midnight]'' Ten, nine... do it, do it, cry... eight, seven, six, five... come on! ''[SpongeBob resists and groans. The dam inside his brain begins to crack]'' ...four, three, two, one! ''[the dam breaks, and a river of tears rushes out]'' Midnight! ''[sighs. SpongeBob's body is turning wide]'' Well, SpongeBob, it looks like you won the --}}
{{L|Squidward|You're exactly right, SpongeBob. Let it all out. Don't fight the feel... ''[the second hand on the clock ticks closer to midnight]'' Ten, nine... do it, do it, cry... eight, seven, six, five... come on! ''[SpongeBob resists and groans. The dam inside his brain begins to crack]'' ...four, three, two, one! ''[the dam breaks, and a river of tears rushes out; the clock strikes midnight]'' Midnight! ''[sighs. SpongeBob's body is now wide]'' Well, SpongeBob, it looks like you won the --}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob's eyes burst with tears, shooting a flood towards Squidward and smacking him against the wall. The tears shoot out the windows, door crack, chimney, and other holes in his house. They spread to Patrick's house, causing an entire waterfall inside.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob's eyes burst with tears, shooting a flood towards Squidward and smacking him against the wall. The tears shoot out the windows, door crack, chimney, and other holes in his house. They spread to Patrick's house, causing an entire waterfall inside.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Wow, what a great show!}}
{{L|Patrick|Wow, what a great show!}}
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{{L|Squidward|No, no. No, no. Please.}}
{{L|Squidward|No, no. No, no. Please.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[eating popcorn]'' Don't be shy now. I made extra. ''[Squidward sniffles and begins to whimper. SpongeBob holds his arms]'' That's all right, let it out. You can cry all you want. ''[rubs his right arm]'' You're among friends here.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[eating popcorn]'' Don't be shy now. I made extra. ''[Squidward sniffles and begins to whimper. SpongeBob holds his arms]'' That's all right, let it out. You can cry all you want. ''[rubs his right arm]'' You're among friends here.}}
{{L|''[Squidward whimpers even harder, then starts bawling hysterically, probably wishing he'd never made that bet in the first place.]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward whimpers even harder, then starts bawling hysterically.]''}}

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