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-|prev = Plankton's Regular
+{{L|''[The episode starts at SpongeBob's house. Inside, SpongeBob is brushing Gary's shell.]''}}
-|title = Boating Buddies
+{{L|SpongeBob|97, 98, 99, 100. Okay, Gary, let's do the other side now. Gary, can you hear that? ''[Gary is confused, then SpongeBob walks outside, and over to Squidward]'' Oh, Squidward, it's you. I thought I heard something.}}
-|next = The Krabby Kronicle
+{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I've been sitting here motionless for 45 minutes. What could you possibly have heard me doing?}}
-|titlecard = Boating.jpg
+{{L|SpongeBob|Breathing.}}
-|season = 6
+{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I will give you $5 if you let me enjoy the rest of my morning, in peace.}}
-|episode = 109a
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[half of his head flips open while he talks]'' Okay! ''[Squidward takes out his wallet]''}}
-|airdate = [[August 7]], [[2008]]
+{{L|Squidward|Hey, I could have sworn I had $5 in here.}}
-|seasonname = six
+{{L|SpongeBob|I have it, Squidward, you gave it to me to leave you alone yesterday. ''[Squidward gets up]'' Squidward, you can have the $5 back. Mr. Krabs says--}}
-}}
+{{L|Squidward|I don't care what Mr. Krabs says! I just want-- ''[bangs on the table, and the liquid in his cup spills on him]''}}
-*''[Episode starts at SpongeBob's house, and SpongeBob is brushing Gary's shell]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Coffee rain!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': ...97, 98, 99, 100. Okay Gary, let's do the other side now. Gary, can you hear that? ''[Gary is confused, then SpongeBob walks outside, and over to Squidward]'' Oh Squiward, it's you. I thought I heard something.
+{{L|Squidward|It's hot chocolate. ''[walks away]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, i've been sitting here motionless for 45 minutes. What could you possibly have heard me doing?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Chocolate rain! ''[Squidward is still walking]'' Squidward! ''[Squidward runs screaming]'' Squidward, wait! ''[scene then shows both of them running for a while, then Squidward gets to his boat. Tries to open it but can't.]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Breathing.
+{{L|Squidward|It's locked!}}
-*'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, I will give you $5 if you let me enjoy the rest of my morning, in peace.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Squidward! ''[Squidward screams, then jumps in the boat, then tries to start it but it won't start]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Okay! ''[Squidward takes out his wallet]''
+{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[realizes the key isn't there]'' The key! Oh, where did I put that stupid...}}
-*'''Squidward''': Hey, I could have sworn I had $5 in here.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[as he is yelling, Squidward is searching]'' Squidward! Squidward!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': I have it, Squidward, you gave it to me to leave you alone yesterday. ''[Squidward gets up]'' Squidward, you can have the $5 back. Mr. Krabs says...
+{{L|Squidward|Oh, why can't I just find that-? ''[SpongeBob makes it to the boat]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': I don't care, what Mr. Krabs said! I just want... ''[bangs on the table, and the liquid in his cup spills on him]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward?}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Coffee rain!
+{{L|Squidward|''[yells in SpongeBob's face as usual]'' What?!}}
-*'''Squidward''': It's hot choclolate. ''[walks away]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|You left your keys on the table back there. ''[Squidward starts the boat]'' Hey, Squidward?}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Chocolate rain! ''[Squidward is still walking]'' Squidward! ''[Squidward runs screaming]'' Squidward, wait! ''[scene then shows both of them running for a while, then Squidward gets to his boat. Tries to open it but can't]''
+{{L|Squidward|Yes?}}
-*'''Squidward''': It's locked!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Didn't you used to have one of those cucumber bicycles?}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Squidward! Squidward! ''[Squidward screams, then jumps in the boat, then tries to start it but it won't start]''
+{{L|Squidward|Oh. ''[laughs]'' That was a recumbent bicycle, and I sold it.}}
-*'''Squidward''': Huh? ''[realizes the key isn't there]'' The key! Oh, where did I put that stupid...
+{{L|SpongeBob|Why?}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': ''[as he is yelling, Squidward is searching]'' Squidward! Squidward!
+{{L|Squidward|So I could get further away from you! ''[rushes off and drives away laughing. Pebbles are flying onto SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob is now entirely covered in pebbles and lifts his right arm to wave goodbye to Squidward.]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': Oh, why can't I just find... ''[SpongeBob makes it to the boat]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, I'll see you later then, Squidward.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Squidward?
+{{L|Squidward|Bon voyage, nincompoop! ''[as he looks back on SpongeBob, he drives through a stop sign, and then sees in the rearview mirror that he's being followed by a police car]'' What the? ''[pulls over, then the policeman walks up]'' Can I help you, officer?}}
-*'''Squidward''': What?!
+{{L|Policeman|''[the stop sign Squidward crashed into is on his head]'' No, but you can help yourself to this ticket.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': You left your keys on the table back there. ''[Squidward starts the boat]'' Hey Squidward?
+{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' Ticket? Officer, please! I have impeccable boat smarts! I pride myself in obtaining an un-soiled driving record! It's all that I have!}}
-*'''Squidward''': Yes?
+{{L|Policeman|Well, you can have it again, right after you complete boating school. ''[drives off]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Didn't you used to have one of those cucumber bicycles?
+{{L|Squidward|Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo...?}}
-*'''Squidward''': Oh, ''[laughs]'' that was a recumber bicycle, and I sold it.
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mrs. Puff's boating school, where Squidward is walking]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Why?
+{{L|Squidward|Boating school. Blegh. ''[knocks on door]'' Oh, well, it's just one day out of your life, Squiddy. How bad can it be? ''[SpongeBob opens the door]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': So I could get further away from you! ''[rushes off]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Squidward! ''[Squidward cries, then the bell rings]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Okay, i'll see you later then, Squidward.
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Good morning, class. Would everyone please take a seat? ''[SpongeBob sits]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': Bon voyage, nincapoop! ''[Squidward accidently runs through a stop sign, literally. He then realizes he is being chased by cops]'' What the? ''[pulls over, then the policeman walks up]'' Can I help you, officer?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Psst. Squidward, sit here. Here.}}
-*'''Policeman''': No, but you can help yourself to this ticket.
+{{L|Squidward|Um, excuse me, there doesn't seem to be any empty seats left.}}
-*'''Squidward''': ''[gasps]'' Ticket? Officer, please! I have inpeckable boat smarts! I pried my self in obtaining an un-soiled driving record! It's all that I have!
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|But there's one right next to SpongeBob. ''[Squidward sits down. SpongeBob touches Squidward]''}}
-*'''Policeman''': Well, you can have it again, right after you complete boating school. ''[drives off]''
+{{L|Squidward|Do you mind?}}
-*'''Squidward''': Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo? ''[cuts to Mrs. Puff's boating school]'' Boating school. ''[knocks on door]'' Oh well, it's just one day out of your life Squiddy. How bad can it be? ''[SpongeBob opens the door]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We're boating buddies now! I'll teach you everything I know, and then we can-}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Oh, Squidward! ''[Squidward cries, then the bell rings]''
+{{L|Squidward|"We" won't be doing anything, because there is no we! Understand?}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': Good morning class. Would everyone please take a seat? ''[SpongeBob sits]''
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Quiet in the front, please.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Psst, Squiward, sit here. Here.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I understand. I understand perfectly, ''[winks at Squiward]'' boating buddy.}}
-*'''Squidward''': Um, excuse me, there don't seem to be any empty seats left.
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, how about we get to know our new students, by telling each other why we were sentenced to- I mean why we are enrolled in boating school.}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': But there's one right next to SpongeBob. ''[Squidward sits there, and SpongeBob touches him]''
+{{L|Student|Um, I got caught speeding.}}
-*'''Squidward''': Do you mind?!
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Very good. Next.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Don't worry Squidward, we're boating buddies now! I'll teach you everything I know, and then we can...
+{{L|Student|I don't see what's so very good about it.}}
-*'''Squidward''': ''We'' won't be doing anything, because there is no we! Understand?
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|No, I didn't mean very...}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': Quiet in the front please.
+{{L|Student|''[sighs]'' I know exactly what you meant.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Oh, I understand. I understand perfectly, boating buddy.
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Next.}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': Okay class, how about we get to know our new students, by telling each other why we were scentenced to... I mean why we are enrolled in boating school.
+{{L|SpongeBob|I am here because I-}}
-*'''Student''': Um, I got caught speeding.
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|We all know why you're here, SpongeBob. What about you, sir? ''[referring to Squidward]''}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': Very good. Next.
+{{L|Squidward|Me?}}
-*'''Student''': I don't see what's so very good about it.
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes. Would you like to tell the rest of the class, why you're with us today?}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': No, I didn't mean very...
+{{L|Squidward|Why I'm- ''[notices SpongeBob is staring at him while breathing heavily]'' All right, I'll tell you. I was trying to get away....from him! ''[SpongeBob continues breathing]'' He is the bane of my existence!}}
-*'''Student''': ''[sighs]'' I know exactly what you meant.
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yours too? Uhh... what I meant to say was, please come up to the chalkboard and draw a diagram of the incident.}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': Next.
+{{L|Squidward|Gladly. ''[begins drawing what he is saying]'' It all started when I left my house. ''[adds some dots to the drawing of his house]'' And then, he appeared. ''[frustratedly makes a drawing of SpongeBob]'' He made an immediate right turn and parked here. ''[referring to Squidward's house]'' Seeing the oncoming hazard, I looked both ways and proceeded safely toward my vehicle. It was then, that I realized that I was being followed at an unsafe distance. So, in order to create more optimal driving conditions, I was forced to then par-take in ''[screeches the chalk board]'' evasive action. And by increasing speed slightly, I created a safety cushion, while inadvertently attracting the attention of said law enforcement official. May I sit down now, sweet cheeks?}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Oh, I am here because I...
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Why, certainly. And perhaps now, SpongeBob would like to come up and illustrate his side of the story.}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': We all know why you're here, SpongeBob. What about you, sir. ''[refering to Squidward]''
+{{L|Squidward|His side?!}}
-*'''Squidward''': Me?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I started over here. And then I went wayyyyyyy over here. Do-do-do-do-do, like that. And then, I went around like this, and over here like that, and across this lane, and then down here and over here like this, and then... ''[continues writing, without SpongeBob's speaking being heard as Vivaldi's "The Four Seasons" plays in the background]'' ...and then I came around and stopped right here.}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': Yes. Would you like to tell the rest of the class, why you're with us today?
+{{L|Everyone|''[reading the blackboard]'' "SpongeBob and Squidward, best boating buddies, forever"?}}
-*'''Squidward''': Why i'm... ''[sees SpongeBob staring, and breathing at him]'' All right, i'll tell you. I was trying to get away, from him! He is the vain, of my exsistance!
+{{L|Student|What the? ''[all are confused, then SpongeBob sits down]''}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': Your's too? Uhh... What I meant to say was, please come up to the chalkboard, and draw a diagram of the incident.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Do you like it, Squidward?}}
-*'''Squidward''': Gladly. ''[begins drawing what he is saying]'' It all started when I left my house. And then, he appeared. He made, an immediate right turn, and parked, here. ''[refering to Squidward's house]'' Seeing the oncoming hazard, I looked both ways, and proceeded safely toward my vehicele. It was then, that I realized that I was being followed, at an unsafe distance. So, in order to create more optimal driving conditions, I was then forced to par-take in ''[screeches the chalk board]'' evasive action. And by increasing speed slightly, I created a safety cushion, while in-invertenttly attracting the attention, of said law inforcement offical. May I sit down now, sweet cheeks?
+{{L|Squidward|Shut it. ''[the bell rings. The clock shows 12:00.]''}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': Why, certainlly. And perhaps now, SpongeBob would like to come up, and illustrate his side of the story.
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to everyone eating lunch. SpongeBob, holding a lunch tray with a hot dog and grape juice, is sitting next to Squidward, who is eating a sandwich.]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': His side?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, lunch time, eh, boating buddy? ''[sits down while Squidward walks away, over to the trash cans]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Well, first, I started over here. And then I went way over here. Do-do-do-do, like that. Then, I went around like this, and over here like that, and across this lane, and down here like this, and then... ''[continues writing, without speaking]'' ...and then I went around, and stopped right here. ''[SpongeBob writes "SpongeBob + Squidward, Best Boating Buddies 4-ever"]''
+{{L|Squidward|I'll have to eat over here, just like back in grade school. ''[is about to eat, then SpongeBob pops up from a trash can]''}}
-*'''All''': SpongeBob and Squidward, best boating buddies, forever. ''[all are confused, then SpongeBob sits down]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, do you get any extra mustard in there? ''[Squidward runs away screaming]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Do you like it Squidward?
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to the bathroom, where Squidward is eating the sandwich.]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': Shut it. ''[bell rings, then cuts to everyone eating lunch, and SpongeBob sits next to Squidward]''
+{{L|Squidward|Mmm, Bon appétit, Squiddy. ''[is about to eat, but then hears a flush. He then sees what appears to be SpongeBob's feet in the other stall. Squidward growls angrily, walks out of the bathroom stall, and throws his sandwich on the ground. He then starts pounding his fist on the door of the stall thinking that SpongeBob was seen in.]'' You've ruined my morning, you've ruined my lunch, and you're ruining my... ''[door opens, revealing that it's a muscular tough fish reading "The Daily Chronical" newspaper, with feet that look like SpongeBob's. Squidward freaks out as the muscular fish comes right at him. The scene cuts to Squidward walking to his seat, bandaged up.]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Ah, lunch time, eh boating buddy? ''[SpongeBob sits, and Squidward walks away, over to the trash cans]''
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, class, it's time for our behind the wheel lesson. Squidward, you'll be riding with SpongeBob.}}
-*'''Squidward''': I'll have to eat over here, like in grade school. ''[Squidward is about to eat, then SpongeBob pops up from a trash can]''
+{{L|Squidward|Eh, didn't see that coming.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Squidward, do you have any mustard in there? ''[Squidward runs away screaming, then cuts to the bathroom, where Squidward is eating]''
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mrs. Puff, Squidward, and SpongeBob in a boat at the starting line.]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': Mm, bon appetite, Squidy. ''[is about to eat, but then sees SpongeBob's feet in the other stall. Squidward gets angry, and throws his sandwich on the ground]'' You've ruined my morning, you've ruined my lunch, and you're ruining my... ''[door opens, revealing that it's a muscular tough fish, with feet that looks like SpongeBob's. Scene cuts to Squidward walking to his seat, bandaged up]''
+{{L|Mrs. Puff| Now, we're going to take this nice and slow. SpongeBob, what do we do when pulling away from the curb?}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': Okay class, it's time for our behind the wheel lesson. Squidward, you'll be riding with SpongeBob.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, step on the gas?}}
-*'''Squidward''': Eh, didn't see that coming. ''[cuts to them in a boat]''
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Good. Nice and easy. Now let's slowly...''[SpongeBob pushes the gas pedal too hard, and Mrs. Puff screams.]''}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': Now, we're going to take this nice and slow. SpongeBob, what do we do when pulling away from the curb?
+{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, look out! ''[they bump through the cones, then they barge out through the fence, then they go through a red light, he then gives the wheel]'' SpongeBob, give me that wheel!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Uh, step on the gas?
+{{L|SpongeBob|I got it, I got it. ''[they fight over it]''}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': Good. Nice and easy. Now let's slowly... ''[SpongeBob steps on the petal, and Mrs. Puff screams]''
+{{L|Squidward|Don't... just let go of it! ''[the steering wheel breaks, and Mrs. Puff panics. They make a sharp right turn, barely missing grandma.]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, look out! ''[they bump through the cones, then they barge out through the fence, then they go through a red light]'' SpongeBob, give me that wheel!
+{{L|Grandma|Hooligans!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': I got it, I got it. ''[they fight over it]''
+{{L|''[Mrs. Puff, Squidward, and SpongeBob scream as they drive through the Barg'N-Mart. The three, holding a turkey, a pair of carrots, and a milk carton, respectively, continue to scream as they ran into the Costume Supplies shop as the toaster oven times-up bell sounds. The three are now dressed up as a witch with an axe, a chef, and a gorilla, respectively. They then scream as they drive into the Top Secret Laboratory and Research Facility.]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': Just let go of it! ''[the steering wheel breaks, and Mrs. Puff screams. They drive into grandma]''
+{{L|Scientist 1|Johnson, I finally figured out a way to shrink an ordinary mailman, down to the size of a grain of sand.}}
-*'''Grandma''': Hooligans! ''[they drive through the Barg 'n Mart, and a costume shop, and they are about to drive into a secret lab]''
+{{L|Scientist 2|But how?}}
-*'''Scientest 1''': Johnson, I finally figured out a way to shrink an ordinary mail man, down to the size of a grain of sand.
+{{L|Scientist 1|By using this shrink ray. ''[pulls a lever that turns it on, then the boat comes in, and they get shrunk instead]''}}
-*'''Scientist 2''': How?
+{{L|Scientist 2|Mother of mercy! ''[they shrink]'' Where'd they go?}}
-*'''Scientist 1''': By using this shrink ray. ''[he pulls a lever that turns it on, then the boat comes in, and they get shrunk instead]''
+{{L|Scientist 1|There! They're heading right for that discarded potato chip. ''[the mailman growls]''}}
-*'''Scientist 2''': Mother of mercy! ''[they shrink]'' Where'd they go?
+{{L|Scientist 2|What's the matter?}}
-*'''Scientist 1''': There! There heading right for that discarded potato chip. ''[mail man growls]''
+{{L|Scientist 1|Potato chips are his favorite snack.}}
-*'''Scientist 2''': What's the matter?
+{{L|''[The mailman breaks out]'' }}
-*'''Scientist 1''': Potato chips are his favorite snack. ''[he breaks out]'' Johnson! No! ''[is about to eat it, but then gets sprayed with water]''
+{{L|Scientist 1|Johnson! No!}}
-*'''Scientist 2''': No, no, no. ''[they then go through a drain. A cowboy is about to drink from a drinking fountain, but then Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob come out and return to normal size]''
+{{L|''[The mailman takes the chip and is about to eat it, but then gets sprayed with water by the second scientist.]''}}
-*'''Cowboy''': I never will understand these city folk.
+{{L|Scientist 2|No, no, no.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Hey, where'd Squidward go? ''[the tough fish from earlier is going to go to the bathroom again, and Squidward returns to normal in the toilet]''
+{{L|''[The chip drops on the floor and breaks in half, then Mrs. Puff, SpongeBob, and Squidward make a break for it into a drain. The scene then cuts to a cowboy heading to a water drinking fountain, but as he starts drinking out of it, Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob come out of it and return to their normal sizes.]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': I was just leaving. ''[cuts to Squidward walking toward his desk all bandaged up]''
+{{L|Cowboy|I never will understand these city folk.}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': Okay class, it's time to take our final exam. Please have your pencils ready.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, where'd Squidward go?}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Pst, hey, boating buddy, if you need any help, i've taken this test hundreds of times, and...
+{{L|''[The scene cuts to the tough fish from earlier whistling while entering a bathroom stall, locking the lock until he hears Squidward returning to normal size in the toilet, making the fish furious at him.]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': How many times do I have to tell you?! I am not your buddy! I don't need your help, and I don't need you, ever! Now just kindly let me take this stupid test, so I can get out of here, and never have to see you again, for the rest of my life!
+{{L|Squidward|''[nervously sweating]'' I was just leaving.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Okay Squidward, if that's the way you want it.
+{{L|''[The scene cuts to SpongeBob back in the classroom until he hears and see Squidward enter the room all bandaged up with crutches.]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': Thank you. ''[tries to pick up his pencil, then picks it up in both hands, but then it drops and rolls out the room]''
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, it's time to take our final exam. Please have your pencils ready.}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': 3 more minutes class.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Pst, hey, boating buddy? ''[Squidward looks at him]'' If you need any help, I've taken this test hundreds of times... ''[Squidward cuts him off]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': SpongeBob? SpongeBob, I need your help.
+{{L|Squidward|''[furious]'' How many times do I have to tell you?! I am not your buddy! I don't need your help, ''[close-up of his face]'' and I don't need you! Ever! Now, just kindly let me take this stupid test, so I can get out of here and never have to see you again for the rest of my life!}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': 2 more minutes.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[sadly]'' Okay, Squidward, if that's the way you want it.}}
-*'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, please? This is important.
+{{L|Squidward|Thank you. ''[tries to pick up his pencil, then picks it up in both hands, but then it drops and rolls out the room]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': You said you didn't need my help, Squidward, and that you didn't need me.
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|3 more minutes, class.}}
-*'''Squidward''': No no, I didn't. I never said that. ''[Student play's back what Squidward said]'' I don't need your help, and I don't need you! ''[now talking]'' Jerk! All right, I said it. But that was before.
+{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob? SpongeBob, I need your help.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Before what?
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|2 more minutes.}}
-*'''Squidward''': Before... before...
+{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, please? This is important.}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': 1 more minute, class.
+{{L|SpongeBob|You said you didn't need my help, Squidward, and that you didn't need me.}}
-*'''Squidward''': Before we were, ''[gulps]'' boating buddies.
+{{L|Squidward|No, no, I didn't. I never said that. ''[a student plays back what Squidward said]'' I don't need your help, and I don't need you! ''[now talking]'' Jerk. ''[the student shrugs]'' All right, I said it. But that was before.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Yay!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Before what?}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': Okay class, times up.
+{{L|Squidward|''[nervously]'' Before-- before--}}
-*'''Squidward''': Time can't be up. I didn't even get a chance to fill in a single answer. What am I supposed to do?
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|1 more minute, class.}}
-*'''Mrs. Puff''': You do the same thing that everybody else does who failed the test, you take it again next week.
+{{L|Squidward|Before we were... ''[gulps]'' boating buddies.}}
-*'''Squidward''': Next week?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yay!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Don't worry Squidward, I've never gotten 1 answer right on this test. But we'll meet again next week, at Mrs. Puff's boating school! ''[Squidward screams]''
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, class, time's up.}}
-[[Category:Episode transcripts]]
+{{L|Squidward|Time can't be up! I didn't even get a chance to fill in a single answer! What am I supposed to do?}}
-[[Category:Season 6 transcripts]]
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|You do the same thing that everybody else does who failed the test. You take it again next week.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Next week?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. I've never gotten one answer right on this test. But we'll meet again next week, at Mrs. Puff's Boating School! ''[The scene cuts to the camera zooming out from the exterior of the boating school. Squidward screams as the episode ends.]''}}