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-{{L|''[Episode starts at SpongeBob's house, and SpongeBob is brushing Gary's shell]''}}
+{{L|''[The episode starts at SpongeBob's house. Inside, SpongeBob is brushing Gary's shell.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|97, 98, 99, 100. Okay, Gary, let's do the other side now. Gary, can you hear that? ''[Gary is confused, then SpongeBob walks outside, and over to Squidward]'' Oh Squidward, it's you. I thought I heard something.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|97, 98, 99, 100. Okay, Gary, let's do the other side now. Gary, can you hear that? ''[Gary is confused, then SpongeBob walks outside, and over to Squidward]'' Oh, Squidward, it's you. I thought I heard something.}}
 {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I've been sitting here motionless for 45 minutes. What could you possibly have heard me doing?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Breathing.}}
 {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I will give you $5 if you let me enjoy the rest of my morning, in peace.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[Half of his head flips open while he talks]'' Okay! ''[Squidward takes out his wallet]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[half of his head flips open while he talks]'' Okay! ''[Squidward takes out his wallet]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hey, I could have sworn I had $5 in here.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I have it, Squidward, you gave it to me to leave you alone yesterday. ''[Squidward gets up]'' Squidward, you can have the $5 back. Mr. Krabs says--}}
-{{L|Squidward|I don't care, what Mr. Krabs says! I just want. ''[bangs on the table, and the liquid in his cup spills on him]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|I don't care what Mr. Krabs says! I just want-- ''[bangs on the table, and the liquid in his cup spills on him]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Coffee rain!}}
 {{L|Squidward|It's hot chocolate. ''[walks away]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Chocolate rain! ''[Squidward is still walking]'' Squidward! ''[Squidward runs screaming]'' Squidward, wait! ''[scene then shows both of them running for a while, then Squidward gets to his boat. Tries to open it but can't]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Chocolate rain! ''[Squidward is still walking]'' Squidward! ''[Squidward runs screaming]'' Squidward, wait! ''[scene then shows both of them running for a while, then Squidward gets to his boat. Tries to open it but can't.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|It's locked!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Squidward! ''[Squidward screams, then jumps in the boat, then tries to start it but it won't start]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Huh?''[realizes the key isn't there]'' The key! Oh, where did I put that stupid...}}
+{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[realizes the key isn't there]'' The key! Oh, where did I put that stupid...}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[as he is yelling, Squidward is searching]'' Squidward! Squidward!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Oh, why can't I just find?''[SpongeBob makes it to the boat]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Oh, why can't I just find that-? ''[SpongeBob makes it to the boat]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward?}}
-{{L|Squidward|What?!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[yells in SpongeBob's face as usual]'' What?!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You left your keys on the table back there. ''[Squidward starts the boat]'' Hey, Squidward?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Yes?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Didn't you used to have one of those cucumber bicycles?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Oh, ''[laughs]'' that was a recumbent bicycle, and I sold it.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Oh. ''[laughs]'' That was a recumbent bicycle, and I sold it.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Why?}}
-{{L|Squidward|So I could get further away from you! ''[rushes off]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|So I could get further away from you! ''[rushes off and drives away laughing. Pebbles are flying onto SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob is now entirely covered in pebbles and lifts his right arm to wave goodbye to Squidward.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, I'll see you later then, Squidward.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Bon voyage, nincompoop! ''[Squidward accidentally runs through a stop sign, literally. He then realizes he is being chased by cops]'' What the? ''[pulls over, then the policeman walks up]'' Can I help you, officer?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Bon voyage, nincompoop! ''[as he looks back on SpongeBob, he drives through a stop sign, and then sees in the rearview mirror that he's being followed by a police car]'' What the? ''[pulls over, then the policeman walks up]'' Can I help you, officer?}}
-{{L|Policeman|No, but you can help yourself to this ticket.}}
+{{L|Policeman|''[the stop sign Squidward crashed into is on his head]'' No, but you can help yourself to this ticket.}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' Ticket? Officer, please! I have inpeckable boat smarts! I pried myself in obtaining an un-soiled driving record! It's all that I have!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' Ticket? Officer, please! I have impeccable boat smarts! I pride myself in obtaining an un-soiled driving record! It's all that I have!}}
 {{L|Policeman|Well, you can have it again, right after you complete boating school. ''[drives off]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo? ''[cuts to Mrs. Puff's boating school]'' Boating school. ''[knocks on door]'' Oh well, it's just one day out of your life Squiddy. How bad can it be? ''[SpongeBob opens the door]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo...?}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mrs. Puff's boating school, where Squidward is walking]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Boating school. Blegh. ''[knocks on door]'' Oh, well, it's just one day out of your life, Squiddy. How bad can it be? ''[SpongeBob opens the door]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Squidward! ''[Squidward cries, then the bell rings]''}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|Good morning class. Would everyone please take a seat? ''[SpongeBob sits]''}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Good morning, class. Would everyone please take a seat? ''[SpongeBob sits]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Psst, Squidward, sit here. Here.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Psst. Squidward, sit here. Here.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Um, excuse me, there doesn't seem to be any empty seats left.}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|But there's one right next to SpongeBob. ''[Squidward sits there, and SpongeBob touches him]''}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|But there's one right next to SpongeBob. ''[Squidward sits down. SpongeBob touches Squidward]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Do you mind?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry Squidward, we're boating buddies now! I'll teach you everything I know, and then we can.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We're boating buddies now! I'll teach you everything I know, and then we can-}}
-{{L|Squidward|''We'' won't be doing anything, because there is no we! Understand?}}
+{{L|Squidward|"We" won't be doing anything, because there is no we! Understand?}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|Quiet in the front please.}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Quiet in the front, please.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I understand. I understand perfectly, boating buddy.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I understand. I understand perfectly, ''[winks at Squiward]'' boating buddy.}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, how about we get to know our new students, by telling each other why we were sentenced to I mean why we are enrolled in boating school.}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, how about we get to know our new students, by telling each other why we were sentenced to- I mean why we are enrolled in boating school.}}
 {{L|Student|Um, I got caught speeding.}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Very good. Next.}}
 {{L|Student|I don't see what's so very good about it.}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|No, I didn't mean very.}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|No, I didn't mean very...}}
 {{L|Student|''[sighs]'' I know exactly what you meant.}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Next.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I am here because I.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I am here because I-}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|We all know why you're here, SpongeBob. What about you, sir? ''[referring to Squidward]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Me?}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes. Would you like to tell the rest of the class, why you're with us today?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Why I'm. ''[sees SpongeBob staring, and breathing at him]'' All right, I'll tell you. I was trying to get away, from him! He is the bane, of my existence!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Why I'm- ''[notices SpongeBob is staring at him while breathing heavily]'' All right, I'll tell you. I was trying to get away....from him! ''[SpongeBob continues breathing]'' He is the bane of my existence!}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yours too? Uhh. What I meant to say was, please come up to the chalkboard, and draw a diagram of the incident.}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yours too? Uhh... what I meant to say was, please come up to the chalkboard and draw a diagram of the incident.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Gladly. ''[begins drawing what he is saying]'' It all started when I left my house. And then, he appeared. He made, an immediate right turn, and parked, here. ''[referring to Squidward's house]'' Seeing the oncoming hazard, I looked both ways, and proceeded safely toward my vehicle. It was then, that I realized that I was being followed, at an unsafe distance. So, in order to create more optimal driving conditions, I was then forced to par-take in ''[screeches the chalk board]'' evasive action. And by increasing speed slightly, I created a safety cushion, while in-invertenttly attracting the attention, of said law enforcement official. May I sit down now, sweet cheeks?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Gladly. ''[begins drawing what he is saying]'' It all started when I left my house. ''[adds some dots to the drawing of his house]'' And then, he appeared. ''[frustratedly makes a drawing of SpongeBob]'' He made an immediate right turn and parked here. ''[referring to Squidward's house]'' Seeing the oncoming hazard, I looked both ways and proceeded safely toward my vehicle. It was then, that I realized that I was being followed at an unsafe distance. So, in order to create more optimal driving conditions, I was forced to then par-take in ''[screeches the chalk board]'' evasive action. And by increasing speed slightly, I created a safety cushion, while inadvertently attracting the attention of said law enforcement official. May I sit down now, sweet cheeks?}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|Why, certainly. And perhaps now, SpongeBob would like to come up, and illustrate his side of the story.}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Why, certainly. And perhaps now, SpongeBob would like to come up and illustrate his side of the story.}}
-{{L|Squidward|His side?}}
+{{L|Squidward|His side?!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I started over here. And then I went way over here. Do-do-do-do, like that. Then, I went around like this, and over here like that, and across this lane, and down here like this, and then ''[continues writing, without speaking]'' and then I went around, and stopped right here. ''[We See The Bubbly Transition]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I started over here. And then I went wayyyyyyy over here. Do-do-do-do-do, like that. And then, I went around like this, and over here like that, and across this lane, and then down here and over here like this, and then... ''[continues writing, without SpongeBob's speaking being heard as Vivaldi's "The Four Seasons" plays in the background]'' ...and then I came around and stopped right here.}}
-{{L|Everyone|SpongeBob and Squidward, best boating buddies, forever. ''[all are confused, then SpongeBob sits down]''}}
+{{L|Everyone|''[reading the blackboard]'' "SpongeBob and Squidward, best boating buddies, forever"?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Do you like it Squidward?}}
+{{L|Student|What the? ''[all are confused, then SpongeBob sits down]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Shut it. ''[bell rings, then cuts to everyone eating lunch, and SpongeBob sits next to Squidward]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Do you like it, Squidward?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, lunch time, eh boating buddy? ''[SpongeBob sits, and Squidward walks away, over to the trash cans]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Shut it. ''[the bell rings. The clock shows 12:00.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|I'll have to eat over here, like in grade school. ''[Squidward is about to eat, then SpongeBob pops up from a trash can]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to everyone eating lunch. SpongeBob, holding a lunch tray with a hot dog and grape juice, is sitting next to Squidward, who is eating a sandwich.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, do you have any mustard in there? ''[Squidward runs away screaming, then cuts to the bathroom, where Squidward is eating]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, lunch time, eh, boating buddy? ''[sits down while Squidward walks away, over to the trash cans]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Mm, bon appetite, Squidy. ''[is about to eat, but then sees SpongeBob's feet in the other stall. Squidward gets angry, and throws his sandwich on the ground]'' You've ruined my morning, you've ruined my lunch, and you're ruining my... ''[door opens, revealing that it's a muscular tough fish, with feet that look like SpongeBob's. Scene cuts to Squidward walking to his seat, bandaged up]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|I'll have to eat over here, just like back in grade school. ''[is about to eat, then SpongeBob pops up from a trash can]''}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, it's time for our behind the wheel lesson. Squidward, you'll be riding with SpongeBob.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, do you get any extra mustard in there? ''[Squidward runs away screaming]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Eh, didn't see that coming. ''[cuts to them in a boat]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to the bathroom, where Squidward is eating the sandwich.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Mmm, Bon appétit, Squiddy. ''[is about to eat, but then hears a flush. He then sees what appears to be SpongeBob's feet in the other stall. Squidward growls angrily, walks out of the bathroom stall, and throws his sandwich on the ground. He then starts pounding his fist on the door of the stall thinking that SpongeBob was seen in.]'' You've ruined my morning, you've ruined my lunch, and you're ruining my... ''[door opens, revealing that it's a muscular tough fish reading "The Daily Chronical" newspaper, with feet that look like SpongeBob's. Squidward freaks out as the muscular fish comes right at him. The scene cuts to Squidward walking to his seat, bandaged up.]''}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, class, it's time for our behind the wheel lesson. Squidward, you'll be riding with SpongeBob.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Eh, didn't see that coming.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mrs. Puff, Squidward, and SpongeBob in a boat at the starting line.]''}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff| Now, we're going to take this nice and slow. SpongeBob, what do we do when pulling away from the curb?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Uh, step on the gas?}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|Good. Nice and easy. Now let's slowly... ''[SpongeBob steps on the pedal, and Mrs. Puff screams]''}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Good. Nice and easy. Now let's slowly...''[SpongeBob pushes the gas pedal too hard, and Mrs. Puff screams.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, look out! ''[they bump through the cones, then they barge out through the fence, then they go through a red light]'' SpongeBob, give me that wheel!}}
+{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, look out! ''[they bump through the cones, then they barge out through the fence, then they go through a red light, he then gives the wheel]'' SpongeBob, give me that wheel!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I got it, I got it. ''[they fight over it]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Just let go of it! ''[the steering wheel breaks, and Mrs. Puff screams. They drive into grandma]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Don't... just let go of it! ''[the steering wheel breaks, and Mrs. Puff panics. They make a sharp right turn, barely missing grandma.]''}}
-{{L|Grandma|Hooligans! ''[they drive through the Barg 'n Mart, and a costume shop, and they are about to drive into a secret lab]''}}
+{{L|Grandma|Hooligans!}}
-{{L|Scientest 1|Johnson, I finally figured out a way to shrink an ordinary mail man, down to the size of a grain of sand.}}
+{{L|''[Mrs. Puff, Squidward, and SpongeBob scream as they drive through the Barg'N-Mart. The three, holding a turkey, a pair of carrots, and a milk carton, respectively, continue to scream as they ran into the Costume Supplies shop as the toaster oven times-up bell sounds. The three are now dressed up as a witch with an axe, a chef, and a gorilla, respectively. They then scream as they drive into the Top Secret Laboratory and Research Facility.]''}}
-{{L|Scientist 2|How?}}
+{{L|Scientist 1|Johnson, I finally figured out a way to shrink an ordinary mailman, down to the size of a grain of sand.}}
-{{L|Scientist 1|By using this shrink ray. ''[he pulls a lever that turns it on, then the boat comes in, and they get shrunk instead]''}}
+{{L|Scientist 2|But how?}}
+{{L|Scientist 1|By using this shrink ray. ''[pulls a lever that turns it on, then the boat comes in, and they get shrunk instead]''}}
 {{L|Scientist 2|Mother of mercy! ''[they shrink]'' Where'd they go?}}
-{{L|Scientist 1|There! They're heading right for that discarded potato chip. ''[mail man growls]''}}
+{{L|Scientist 1|There! They're heading right for that discarded potato chip. ''[the mailman growls]''}}
 {{L|Scientist 2|What's the matter?}}
-{{L|Scientist 1|Potato chips are his favorite snack. ''[he breaks out]'' Johnson! No! ''[is about to eat it, but then gets sprayed with water]''}}
+{{L|Scientist 1|Potato chips are his favorite snack.}}
-{{L|Scientist 2|No, no, no. ''[they then go through a drain. A cowboy is about to drink from a drinking fountain, but then Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob come out and return to normal size]''}}
+{{L|''[The mailman breaks out]'' }}
+{{L|Scientist 1|Johnson! No!}}
+{{L|''[The mailman takes the chip and is about to eat it, but then gets sprayed with water by the second scientist.]''}}
+{{L|Scientist 2|No, no, no.}}
+{{L|''[The chip drops on the floor and breaks in half, then Mrs. Puff, SpongeBob, and Squidward make a break for it into a drain. The scene then cuts to a cowboy heading to a water drinking fountain, but as he starts drinking out of it, Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob come out of it and return to their normal sizes.]''}}
 {{L|Cowboy|I never will understand these city folk.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, where'd Squidward go? ''[the tough fish from earlier is going to go to the bathroom again, and Squidward returns to normal in the toilet]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, where'd Squidward go?}}
-{{L|Squidward|I was just leaving. ''[cuts to Squidward walking toward his desk all bandaged up]''}}
+{{L|''[The scene cuts to the tough fish from earlier whistling while entering a bathroom stall, locking the lock until he hears Squidward returning to normal size in the toilet, making the fish furious at him.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[nervously sweating]'' I was just leaving.}}
+{{L|''[The scene cuts to SpongeBob back in the classroom until he hears and see Squidward enter the room all bandaged up with crutches.]''}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, it's time to take our final exam. Please have your pencils ready.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Pst, hey, boating buddy, if you need any help, I've taken this test hundreds of times, and-}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Pst, hey, boating buddy? ''[Squidward looks at him]'' If you need any help, I've taken this test hundreds of times... ''[Squidward cuts him off]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[furious]'' How many times do I have to tell you?! I am not your buddy! I don't need your help, and I don't need you, ever! Now just kindly let me take this stupid test, so I can get out of here, and never have to see you again, for the rest of my life!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[furious]'' How many times do I have to tell you?! I am not your buddy! I don't need your help, ''[close-up of his face]'' and I don't need you! Ever! Now, just kindly let me take this stupid test, so I can get out of here and never have to see you again for the rest of my life!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[sadly]'' Okay Squidward, if that's the way you want it.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[sadly]'' Okay, Squidward, if that's the way you want it.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Thank you. ''[tries to pick up his pencil, then picks it up in both hands, but then it drops and rolls out the room]''}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|3 more minutes class.}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|3 more minutes, class.}}
 {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob? SpongeBob, I need your help.}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|2 more minutes.}}
 {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, please? This is important.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You said you didn't need my help, Squidward, and that you didn't need me.}}
-{{L|Squidward|No no, I didn't. I never said that. ''[Student plays back what Squidward said]'' I don't need your help, and I don't need you! ''[now talking]'' Jerk! ''[student shrugs]'' All right, I said it. But that was before.}}
+{{L|Squidward|No, no, I didn't. I never said that. ''[a student plays back what Squidward said]'' I don't need your help, and I don't need you! ''[now talking]'' Jerk. ''[the student shrugs]'' All right, I said it. But that was before.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Before what?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Before before.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[nervously]'' Before-- before--}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|1 more minute, class.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Before we were, ''[gulps]'' boating buddies.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Before we were... ''[gulps]'' boating buddies.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yay!}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay class, time’s up.}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, class, time's up.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Time can't be up. I didn't even get a chance to fill in a single answer. What am I supposed to do?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Time can't be up! I didn't even get a chance to fill in a single answer! What am I supposed to do?}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|You do the same thing that everybody else does who failed the test, you take it again next week.}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|You do the same thing that everybody else does who failed the test. You take it again next week.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Next week?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry Squidward, I've never gotten one answer right on this test. ''[screen cuts to outside]'' But we'll meet again next week, at Mrs. Puff's boating school! ''[Squidward screams]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. I've never gotten one answer right on this test. But we'll meet again next week, at Mrs. Puff's Boating School! ''[The scene cuts to the camera zooming out from the exterior of the boating school. Squidward screams as the episode ends.]''}}