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{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[realizes the key isn't there]'' The key! Oh, where did I put that stupid...}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[realizes the key isn't there]'' The key! Oh, where did I put that stupid...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[as he is yelling, Squidward is searching]'' Squidward! Squidward!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[as he is yelling, Squidward is searching]'' Squidward! Squidward!}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, why can't I just find? ''[SpongeBob makes it to the boat]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, why can't I just find that-? ''[SpongeBob makes it to the boat]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward?}}
{{L|Squidward|What?!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[yells in SpongeBob's face as usual]'' What?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You left your keys on the table back there. ''[Squidward starts the boat]'' Hey, Squidward?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You left your keys on the table back there. ''[Squidward starts the boat]'' Hey, Squidward?}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes?}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes?}}
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{{L|Squidward|Do you mind?}}
{{L|Squidward|Do you mind?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We're boating buddies now! I'll teach you everything I know, and then we can-}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. We're boating buddies now! I'll teach you everything I know, and then we can-}}
{{L|Squidward|"We" won't be doing anything, because there is no '''''we'''''! Understand?}}
{{L|Squidward|"We" won't be doing anything, because there is no we! Understand?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Quiet in the front, please.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Quiet in the front, please.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I understand. I understand perfectly, ''[winks at Squiward]'' boating buddy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I understand. I understand perfectly, ''[winks at Squiward]'' boating buddy.}}
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Next.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Next.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I am here because I-}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I am here because I-}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|We '''all''' know why you're here, SpongeBob. What about you, sir? ''[referring to Squidward]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|We all know why you're here, SpongeBob. What about you, sir? ''[referring to Squidward]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Me?}}
{{L|Squidward|Me?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes. Would you like to tell the rest of the class, why you're with us today?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes. Would you like to tell the rest of the class, why you're with us today?}}
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Why, certainly. And perhaps now, SpongeBob would like to come up and illustrate his side of the story.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Why, certainly. And perhaps now, SpongeBob would like to come up and illustrate his side of the story.}}
{{L|Squidward|His side?!}}
{{L|Squidward|His side?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I started over here. And then I went wayyyyyyy over here. Do-do-do-do, like that. Then, I went around like this, and over here like that, and across this lane, and down here like this, and then... ''[continues writing, without SpongeBob's speaking being heard as Vivaldi's "The Four Seasons" plays in the background]'' ...and then I went around and stopped right here.}}  
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I started over here. And then I went wayyyyyyy over here. Do-do-do-do-do, like that. And then, I went around like this, and over here like that, and across this lane, and then down here and over here like this, and then... ''[continues writing, without SpongeBob's speaking being heard as Vivaldi's "The Four Seasons" plays in the background]'' ...and then I came around and stopped right here.}}  
{{L|Everyone|''[reading the blackboard]'' “SpongeBob and Squidward, best boating buddies, forever”? ''[all are confused, then SpongeBob sits down]''}}
{{L|Everyone|''[reading the blackboard]'' "SpongeBob and Squidward, best boating buddies, forever"?}}
{{L|Student|What the? ''[all are confused, then SpongeBob sits down]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Do you like it, Squidward?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Do you like it, Squidward?}}
{{L|Squidward|Shut it. ''[the bell rings]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Shut it. ''[the bell rings. The clock shows 12:00.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to everyone eating lunch. SpongeBob, holding a lunch tray with a hot dog and grape juice, is sitting next to Squidward, who is eating a sandwich.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to everyone eating lunch. SpongeBob, holding a lunch tray with a hot dog and grape juice, is sitting next to Squidward, who is eating a sandwich.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, lunch time, eh, boating buddy? ''[sits down while Squidward walks away, over to the trash cans]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, lunch time, eh, boating buddy? ''[sits down while Squidward walks away, over to the trash cans]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I'll have to eat over here, like in grade school. ''[is about to eat, then SpongeBob pops up from a trash can]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I'll have to eat over here, just like back in grade school. ''[is about to eat, then SpongeBob pops up from a trash can]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, do you have any mustard in there? ''[Squidward runs away screaming]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, do you get any extra mustard in there? ''[Squidward runs away screaming]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the bathroom, where Squidward is eating the sandwich.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the bathroom, where Squidward is eating the sandwich.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mmm, Bon appétit, Squiddy. ''[is about to eat, but then hears a flush. He then sees what appears to be SpongeBob's feet in the other stall. Squidward growls angrily, walks out of the bathroom stall, and throws his sandwich on the ground. He then starts pounding his fist on the door of the stall thinking that SpongeBob was seen in.]'' You've ruined my morning, you've ruined my lunch, and you're ruining my... ''[door opens, revealing that it's a muscular tough fish reading "The Daily Chronical" newspaper, with feet that look like SpongeBob's. Squidward freaks out as the muscular fish comes right at him. The scene cuts to Squidward walking to his seat, bandaged up.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mmm, Bon appétit, Squiddy. ''[is about to eat, but then hears a flush. He then sees what appears to be SpongeBob's feet in the other stall. Squidward growls angrily, walks out of the bathroom stall, and throws his sandwich on the ground. He then starts pounding his fist on the door of the stall thinking that SpongeBob was seen in.]'' You've ruined my morning, you've ruined my lunch, and you're ruining my... ''[door opens, revealing that it's a muscular tough fish reading "The Daily Chronical" newspaper, with feet that look like SpongeBob's. Squidward freaks out as the muscular fish comes right at him. The scene cuts to Squidward walking to his seat, bandaged up.]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Next week?}}
{{L|Squidward|Next week?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. I've never gotten one answer right on this test. But we'll meet again next week, at Mrs. Puff's Boating School! ''[The scene cuts to the camera zooming out from the exterior of the boating school. Squidward screams as the episode ends.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Squidward. I've never gotten one answer right on this test. But we'll meet again next week, at Mrs. Puff's Boating School! ''[The scene cuts to the camera zooming out from the exterior of the boating school. Squidward screams as the episode ends.]''}}
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