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|Title=Boating School
{{L|''[The episode begins with an aerial view of Patrick's, Squidward's, and SpongeBob's houses in the morning. The camera zooms in to SpongeBob's. SpongeBob is snoring in his bedroom until the foghorn alarm goes off at 7:00.]''}}
|Season=1
{{L|SpongeBob|''[puts way his blanket]'' This is it, Gary!}}
|Episode=4b
{{L|Gary|Meow. ''[SpongeBob's bed bounces up and flings SpongeBob onto the calendar, where he lands on March 3rd with the words "boating exam today!" on it then drops to the floor]''}}
|Airdate=[[August 7]], [[1999]]
{{L|SpongeBob|The big boating exam is today! I've never felt so capable! ''[A door opens from underneath him. He comes out of his house riding a unicycle]'' I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. Squidward! Squidward!}}
}}
{{L|Squidward|What?}}
SpongeBob: (SpongeBob's foghorn alarm goes off) This is it, Gary!
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm ready, Squidward! ''[rides his unicycle around Squidward's house]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Ready to move?}}
Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob’s bed bounce up and flings SpongeBob at the calendar where he lands on March 3rd with the words 'boating exam today!' on it then drops to the floor) The big boating exam is today! I’ve never felt so capable! (door opens from underneath him. Comes out of his house riding a bike) I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready. Squidward! Squidward!  
{{L|SpongeBob|No, I'm ready to pass my boating test. ''[rides his unicycle, cut to Mrs. Puff's Boating School as a foghorn sounds]'' I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... ''[stops his unicycle near a dumpster and jumps off of it]'' I'm ready, I'm ready-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-ready. Well, pal, I won't be needing you anymore. ''[throws the unicycle into the dumpster]'' I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! Oh, yeah! I'm ready!}}
 
{{L|Incidental 27|Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! Hey, I just got my license!}}
Squidward: What?  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps his fingers]'' Hey, I'm getting mine next!}}
 
{{L|Incidental 27|Hey, I doubt it! ''[walks off]''}}
SpongeBob: I’m ready, Squidward! (SpongeBob rides his unicycle around Squidward's house)
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, see you on the road. I'm ready! Here I come, Mrs. Puff! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. ''[jumps around the boardwalk. Camera goes inside the school as Mrs. Penelope Puff, a female pufferfish, looks out the window and sees SpongeBob jumping around.]''}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Penelope Puff|''[sighs]'' I'm not ready. ''[opens the door]''}}
Squidward: Ready to move?  
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mrs. Puff! Today is the day I'm going to pass my boating exam!}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[with a clipboard and a pen in hand]'' We'll see about that, SpongeBob. First we must...}}
SpongeBob: No, I’m ready to pass my boating test. (rides his bike towards the school) I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready… (stops his bike near a dumpster and jumps off of it) I’m ready-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-ready. Well pal, I won’t be needing you anymore. (throws the bike into the dumpster) I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready! Oh, yeah! I'm ready!  
{{L|SpongeBob|First I must pass the oral exam. I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I know. Okay, number 1: What is the front of the boat?}}
Citizen: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! Hey, I just got my license!  
{{L|SpongeBob|The bow. ''[Mrs. Puff writes down his answer]''}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|What is the back?}}
SpongeBob: (snaps fingers) Hey, I’m getting mine next!  
{{L|SpongeBob|Stern. ''[Mrs. Puff writes down his answer]''}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Number 3: Right is...}}
Citizen: Hey, I doubt it! (walks off)
{{L|SpongeBob|Starboard. ''[answers the remaining questions]'' Port. Skipper. Deck. Cabin. Galley. Keel. 1924. ''[Mrs. Puff writes down his answers]''}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|You've passed the oral test. ''[sarcastically]'' What a surprise. ''[gets in the boat and secures herself tightly]'' Now it's time to once again take the driving portion of the exam. Okay, SpongeBob, get in the boat.}}
SpongeBob: Ok, see you on the road. I’m ready! Here I come, Mrs. Puff! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready(jumps around the boardwalk)
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, in this boat right here? ''[looks at his watch]'' Is it time already?}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Get in the boat, SpongeBob.}}
Mrs. Puff: (sighs) I’m not ready. (opens the door)
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh yeah, absolutely. ''[gets in and closes his eyes with a smile]''}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|All you have to do is get on the track.}}
SpongeBob: Hi, Mrs. Puff! Today is the day I’m going to pass my boating exam!
{{L|''[SpongeBob's eyes spring open in awe; he looks ahead to the track that gets longer and longer in delusion]''}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, SpongeBob, what's the first thing you do?}}
Mrs. Puff: (with clipboard and pen in hand) We’ll see about that, SpongeBob. First we must...
{{L|SpongeBob|1924...?}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No, no. First thing is to start the boat. ''[turns the engine on and SpongeBob goes crazy]'' SpongeBob? SpongeBob? Relax, it's only the boat.}}
SpongeBob: First I must pass the oral exam. I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.  
{{L|SpongeBob|The boat?}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, now what do you do next?}}
Mrs. Puff: I know. Ok, #1: What is the front of the boat?  
{{L|SpongeBob|Floor it?}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes... no! No, don't floor it.}}
SpongeBob: The bow. (Mrs. Puff writes down his answer)
{{L|SpongeBob|Floor it?!}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No, no, don't, don't floor it!}}
Mrs. Puff: What is the back?  
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, floor it! ''[SpongeBob slams on the accelerator and starts driving backwards really fast]''}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No! No, no, no, nooooo! ''[the boat whizzes by some spectators before crashing into a lighthouse. After crashing, Mrs. Puff inflates to three times her size. The lighthouse falls, and Mrs. Puff speaks with a deep voice]'' Oh, SpongeBob, why?}}
SpongeBob: Stern. (Mrs. Puff writes down his answer)
{{L|Fred|My leg...!}}
 
{{L|''[The scene fades to SpongeBob's home at nighttime.]''}}
Mrs. Puff: #3: Right is…
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in his bed]'' I don't know why, Gary. I don't know. I'm tired of failing that boating test. I've already taken it 37 times.}}
 
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
SpongeBob: Starboard. Port. Skipper. Deck. Cabin. Galley. Keel. 1924. (Mrs. Puff writes down his answers)
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, 38. ''[puts his pillow on his head]''}}
 
{{L|Gary|''[puts on SpongeBob's boots]'' Meow.}}
Mrs. Puff: You’ve past the oral test. What a surprise! (gets in the boat and secures herself tightly) Now it’s time to once again take the driving portion of the exam. Ok, SpongeBob, get in the boat.  
{{L|SpongeBob|No, Gary, I'm not walking.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[over walkie-talkie in SpongeBob's bed]'' SpongeBob, this is Star Ranger, over.}}
SpongeBob: Oh, in this boat right here? (looks at his watch) Is it time already?  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' What is it, Patrick?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' I got a surprise for you.}}
Mrs. Puff: Get in the boat, SpongeBob.  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Oh, Patrick, I'm not in the mood.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Get out of bed. ''[SpongeBob gets out of bed]''}}
SpongeBob: Oh yeah, absolutely. (gets in)
{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Okay, now what, Patrick?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Go to your closet for a surprise. ''[SpongeBob slides down a room and stands up in front of his closet door]''}}
Mrs. Puff: All you have to do is get on the track. (looks ahead to the track that gets longer and longer) Ok, SpongeBob, what’s the first thing you do?  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Okay, I'm at the closet.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Listen carefully. What's pink and square at the same time?}}
SpongeBob: 1924?  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' I don't know, Patrick. ''[opens the closet door, revealing Patrick wearing SpongeBob's clothes]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Patrick SquarePants!}}
Mrs. Puff: No, no. First thing is to start the boat. (Mrs. Puff turns the engine on and SpongeBob goes crazy) SpongeBob? SpongeBob? Relax, it’s only the boat.  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[deadpan]'' Pat, don't do that. ''[sits in a chair]'' I've got too much to worry about.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|What's the problem?}}
SpongeBob: The boat?  
{{L|SpongeBob|I can't pass my boating exam. I've taken it 37...}}
 
{{L|Gary|''[off-screen]'' Meow.}}
Mrs. Puff: Ok, now what do you do next?  
{{L|SpongeBob|...uhh, 38 times. I know all the answers... ''[Patrick's square pants rip off]'' ...until I get behind the wheel. I just need something to help me think straight.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Thinking straight is what I do. You drive and I'll do all the thinking for you. ''[takes SpongeBob's walkie-talkie]''}}
SpongeBob: Floor it?  
{{L|SpongeBob|How are we going to do that? ''[Patrick puts a walkie-talkie into SpongeBob's head with the antenna coming out of the top]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Come in, SpongeBob. Hello? Hello?}}
Mrs. Puff: Yes...no, no! Don’t floor it.  
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! I can hear you in my head! This is great! While I'm taking the test, you can give me all the answers. ''[notices the antenna sticking out]'' Wait a minute, Patrick. Won't I look silly with this antenna coming out of my head?}}
 
{{L|''[Patrick puts a tall hat over the antenna. The scene, with bubble transition sound effect, changes to a big telescope peeking out SpongeBob's upstairs window.]''}}
SpongeBob: Floor it?  
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing. ''[looking through the telescope at SpongeBob]'' Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing! ''[loudly]'' Testing! ''[screams]'' Test, test! Do you read?!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear, over.}}
Mrs. Puff: No, no, don’t, don’t floor it.
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Got your apple ready? ''[SpongeBob shows an apple]'' Lucky undergarments? Hold on. Hold on. ''[focuses in on the underwear with the telescope to reveal the word lucky on the top of it]'' Bingo! Underwear, apple, and me. You're ready to get that license. Uh-oh, here comes Mrs. Puff! Act natural. ''[SpongeBob jumps out of the boat, then gets on the ground on all fours and starts chewing grass.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Moos like a cow]''}}
SpongeBob: Ok, floor it.
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' No, no, get in the boat! ''[SpongeBob jumps in the boat. An ambulance arrives with its siren on and drops off Mrs. Puff]'' Give her the apple. ''[SpongeBob gives her the apple]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Here you go, ma'am. ''[Mrs. Puff throws apple in her mouth and swallows]''}}
Mrs. Puff: No! No! (SpongeBob pushes the accelerator down and starts driving backwards really fast by some spectators and drives into a building. After crashing, Mrs Puff becomes big & round)
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Let's get this over with. ''[takes a deep breath]'' What's the first thing you do? ''[puts hands and arms over head for protection]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[starts to get scared]'' Uhh...}}
Mrs. Puff: (deep voice) Oh, SpongeBob, why?
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Start the boat. ''[SpongeBob starts the boat. The engine starting up causes Mrs. Puff to go crazy]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff. Mrs. Puff!}}
Fred: My leg!  
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Whoa-ho! Huh? What?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|It's okay, it's only the boat.}}
SpongeBob: (in his bed) I don’t know why, Gary. I don’t know. I’m tired of failing that boating test. I’ve already taken it thirty-seven times.  
{{L|Mrs. Puff|The boat? You started the boat?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I... I think so.}}
Gary: Meow.  
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh. Well... what's the second thing you do?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|1924?}}
SpongeBob: Ok, thirty-eight. (puts his pillow on his head)
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' No, no, put it in drive.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Put it in drive?}}
Gary: Meow.  
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, yes, yes! ''[SpongeBob pushes lever down to drive]'' Put it in drive. Then what?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[lifts leg up]'' Floor it?}}
SpongeBob: No, Gary, I’m not walking.  
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No! ''[screams]'' No!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Freeze, mister! ''[SpongeBob stops]'' Big toe. ''[SpongeBob's big toe pops out of his shoe and gently pushes the accelerator down]''}}
Patrick: (over walkie-talkie in SpongeBob’s bed) SpongeBob, this is star ranger, over.  
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh, gracious. Oh, gracious! Oh-oh. Ha-ha! Ah, we haven't crashed yet.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Okay, you're coming to your first turn. ''[a giant wall with the word wall on it is shown and a left curve]''}}
SpongeBob: (through walkie-talkie) What is it, Patrick?
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh no, the first turn. Please, tell me you know what to do at the first turn!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Left. ''[SpongeBob turns left]''}}
Patrick: (through walkie-talkie) I got a surprise for you.  
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Right. ''[SpongeBob turns right]''}}
SpongeBob: (through walkie-talkie) Oh, Patrick, I’m not in the mood.  
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh! My, this is splendid, SpongeBob. You're doing fine.}}
 
{{L|Montage|''[SpongeBob stops at a stop sign and looks both ways before starting to drive again. Then drives around with his left arm out making a signal. Patrick still talking to SpongeBob through the walkie-talkie as SpongeBob drives over a big hill in the road. As Mrs. Puff writes a couple things on her clipboard, Patrick is putting on another pair of SquarePants. SpongeBob pulls back on the boat and the boat jumps in the air over a big anchor. Patrick finds SpongeBob's diary and begins to read and laugh at it as SpongeBob jumps off a ramp through a ring of fire. Fred is walking across the course but SpongeBob stops the boat and helps him walk across. He gets back in the boat as Patrick is eating a sandwich out of SpongeBob's fridge. SpongeBob is sitting back and driving with his feet and driving upside down.]''}}
Patrick: (through walkie-talkie) Get out of bed. (SpongeBob gets out of bed)
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Splendid! Wonderful! ''[sign that reads finish line is just ahead]'' There's the finish line. It's unbelievable. You've shown the most spectacular improvement of any student I've ever seen. What's your secret? A little radio in your head?}}
 
{{L|''[She and SpongeBob laugh; cut to Patrick who is laughing too]''}}
SpongeBob: (through walkie-talkie) Ok, now what, Patrick?  
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh, and under that hat is some kind of, uhh, antenna?}}
 
{{L|''[She, SpongeBob, and Patrick laugh again as before]''}}
Patrick: (through walkie-talkie) Go to your closet for a surprise. (SpongeBob slides down a room and stands up in front of his closet door)
{{L|Mrs. Puff|And some guy miles away from here is giving you all the answers?}}
 
{{L|''[Everyone laughs a third time, same as before]''}}
SpongeBob: (through walkie-talkie) Ok, I’m at the closet.  
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh, yes... but that would be cheating!}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob opens his eyes wide realizing he is cheating; only Patrick laughs]''}}
Patrick: (through walkie-talkie) Listen carefully. What’s pink and square at the same time?  
{{L|Patrick|Cheating! ''[laughing hysterically]''}}
 
{{L|''[Camera zooms in on SpongeBob in steps three times to a loud sting]''}}
SpongeBob: (through walkie-talkie) I don’t know, Patrick. (SpongeBob opens the closet door and Patrick has one of SpongeBob’s square pants on)
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm cheating?! Mrs. Puff!}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, my star pupil?}}
Patrick: Patrick SquarePants!  
{{L|SpongeBob|I think I'm cheating.}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|What's that, dear? ''[SpongeBob takes a hold of Mrs. Puff]''}}
SpongeBob: Pat, don’t do that. (sits in a chair) I’ve got too much to worry about.  
{{L|SpongeBob|I think I am cheating!}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|You've... you've let go of the wheel.}}
Patrick: What’s the problem?  
{{L|SpongeBob|I ''do'' have an antenna under my hat! ''[shows the antenna under his hat]'' There is a guy giving me all the answers! It's all true! ''[crying]'' I'm cheating! I'm cheating! I'm cheating!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|What?! ''[runs out of SpongeBob's house and back under his rock, crying]''}}
SpongeBob: I can’t pass my boating exam. I’ve taken it thirty-seven...  
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff! I'm sorry!}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[panicking]'' The wheel, SpongeBob! The wheel...}}
Gary: Meow.
{{L|SpongeBob|Cheating... I'm a cheater! Cheater!}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No, no, no! It's quite alright! You can cheat that way!}}
SpongeBob: ...uhh, thirty-eight times. I know all the answers... (Patrick's square pants rip off) ...until I get behind the wheel. I just need something to help me think straight.  
{{L|SpongeBob|No, I'm cheating!}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|That way, SpongeBob!}}
Patrick: Thinking straight is what I do. You drive and I’ll do all the thinking for you. (takes SpongeBob’s walkie-talkie)
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm cheating!}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Cheat that way! That way!}}
SpongeBob: How are we going to do that? (Patrick puts a walkie-talkie into SpongeBob’s head with the antenna coming out of the top)
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|It's okay to cheat today!}}
Patrick: Come in, SpongeBob. Hello? Hello?  
{{L|SpongeBob|No!}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|That way! That way! Cheat that way!}}
SpongeBob: Hey! I can hear you in my head! This is great! While I’m taking the test, you can give me all the answers. (SpongeBob notices the antenna sticking out) Wait a minute, Patrick. Won’t I look silly with this antenna coming out of my head? (Patrick puts a tall hat over the antenna. Next, we see a big telescope peeking out SpongeBob’s upstairs window)
{{L|SpongeBob|Cheater...! ''[crashes offscreen head-on into the same lighthouse. Mrs. Puff inflates with a look of despair. The lighthouse falls yet again]''}}
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[deep voice]'' Oh, SpongeBob, why?}}
Patrick: (through walkie-talkie) Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing. (looking through the telescope at SpongeBob) Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing! Testing!! (yells) Testing! Ah! Test. Do you read?!  
{{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff, I think I cheated.}}
 
{{L|Fred|My leg!}}
SpongeBob: Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear, over. Patrick: (through walkie-talkie) Got your apple ready? (SpongeBob shows an apple) Lucky undergarments? Hold on. Hold on. (Patrick focuses in on the underwear with the telescope to reveal the word 'lucky' on the top of it) Bingo! Underwear, apple, and me. You’re ready to get that license. Uh-oh, here comes Mrs. Puff! Act natural. (SpongeBob jumps out of the boat and on the ground and starts chewing grass)
{{L|''[The scene fades to black, then changes to some time later, as EMTs are wheeling a still-inflated Mrs. Puff away on a gurney.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, I'm sorry for letting you down again, Mrs. Puff.}}
SpongeBob: Moo.
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[normal voice]'' It's okay, SpongeBob. You didn't mean it. Okay, boys, take me away. ''[EMTs shove Mrs. Puff into the ambulance]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. I'll try harder next semester. ''[Mrs. Puff cries as she is taken away by the ambulance]'' It'll be great! ''[walks away]'' Only now I don't even have my bike.}}
Patrick: (through walkie-talkie) No, no, get in the boat! (SpongeBob jumps in the boat. A siren is heard as Mrs. Puff comes out an ambulance and into the boat) Give her the apple. (SpongeBob gives her the apple)
{{L|Gary|''[with SpongeBob's unicycle]'' Meow.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Gary! My bike! You found it! This sponge is still mobile! ''[rides away on his bike with Gary on his head]'' Alright, let's go surprise someone at the hospital! ''[The episode fades to black.]''}}
SpongeBob: Here you go, ma’am. (Mrs. Puff throws apple in her mouth and swallows)
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[[pt-br:Escola de Pilotagem (transcrição)]]
Mrs. Puff: Let’s get this over with. (takes a deep breath) What’s the first thing you do? (puts hands and arms over head for protection)
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SpongeBob: Uhh...  
 
Patrick: (through walkie-talkie) Start the boat. (SpongeBob pushes a button that starts the boat causing Mrs. Puff to go crazy)
 
SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff. Mrs. Puff!  
 
Mrs. Puff: Whoa-ho! Huh? What?  
 
SpongeBob: It’s ok, it’s only the boat.  
 
Mrs. Puff: The boat? You started the boat?  
 
SpongeBob: I...I think so.  
 
Mrs. Puff: Oh. Well...what’s the second thing you do?  
 
SpongeBob: 1924?  
 
Patrick: (through walkie-talkie) No, no, put it in drive.  
 
SpongeBob: Put it in drive?  
 
Mrs. Puff: Yes, yes, yes! (SpongeBob pushes lever down to drive) Put it in drive. Then what?  
 
SpongeBob: (lifts leg up) Floor it?  
 
Mrs. Puff: No! Ahh! No-o-o.
 
Patrick: (through walkie-talkie) Freeze, mister! (SpongeBob stops) Big toe. (SpongeBob’s big toe pops out of his shoe and gently pushes the accelerator down)
 
Mrs. Puff: Oh gracious. Oh gracious! Oh-oh. Ha-ha! Ah, we haven’t crashed yet.  
 
Patrick: (through walkie-talkie) Ok, you’re coming to your first turn. (giant wall with the word 'wall' on it is shown and a left curve)
 
Mrs. Puff: Oh no, the first turn. Please, tell me you know what to do at the first turn.
 
Patrick: (through walkie-talkie) Left. (SpongeBob turns left)
 
Mrs. Puff: Oh!  
 
Patrick: (through walkie-talkie) Right. (SpongeBob turns right)
 
Mrs. Puff: Oh! Oh my, this is splendid, SpongeBob. You’re doing fine. (SpongeBob stops at a stop sign and looks both ways before starting to drive again. Then drives around with his left arm out making a signal. Patrick still talking to SpongeBob through the walkie-talkie as SpongeBob drives over a big hill in the road. As Mrs. Puff writes a couple things on her clipboard, Patrick is putting on another pair of square pants. SpongeBob pulls back on the boat and the boat jumps in the air over a big anchor. Patrick finds SpongeBob’s diary and begins to read and laugh at it as SpongeBob jumps off a ramp through a ring of fire. Fred is walking across the course but SpongeBob stops the boat and helps him walk across. He gets back in the boat as Patrick is eating out of SpongeBob’s fridge. SpongeBob is sitting back and driving with his feet and driving upside down) Splendid! Wonderful! (sign that reads 'finish line' is just ahead) There’s the finish line. It’s unbelievable. You’ve shown the most spectacular improvement of any student I’ve ever seen. What’s your secret? A little radio in your head? (everyone laughs) Oh, and under that hat is some kind of, uhh, antenna? (everyone laughs) And some guy miles away from here is giving you all the answers? (everyone laughs) Oh, yes, but that would be cheating. (SpongeBob opens his eyes wide realizing he is cheating)
 
Patrick: Haha! Cheating! Haha! Haha!
 
SpongeBob: I’m cheating. Mrs Puff!  
 
Mrs. Puff: Yes, my star pupil?  
 
SpongeBob: I think I’m cheating.  
 
Mrs. Puff: What’s that, dear? (SpongeBob takes a hold of Mrs. Puff)
 
SpongeBob: I think I am cheating!  
 
Mrs. Puff: You've...you’ve let go of the wheel.  
 
SpongeBob: I do have an antenna under my hat. (shows antennae under hat) There is a guy giving me all the answers. It’s all true! (crying) I’m cheating! I’m cheating! I’m cheating!  
 
Patrick: What? (Patrick runs out of SpongeBob’s house and back under his rock)
 
SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff! I'm sorry!  
 
Mrs. Puff: The wheel, SpongeBob. The wheel...  
 
SpongeBob: Cheating...I'm a cheater. Cheater...
 
Mrs. Puff: No, no, no. It's quite alright, you can cheat.
 
SpongeBob: No...I'm cheating!  
 
Mrs. Puff: At least, SpongeBob...
 
SpongeBob: Cheating.
 
Mrs. Puff: Cheat that way!  
 
SpongeBob: I'm a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater.
 
Mrs. Puff: It's ok to cheat today!  
 
SpongeBob: No...
 
Mrs. Puff: That way! Cheat that way!  
 
SpongeBob: Cheater.  
 
Mrs. Puff: (manly voice) Oh, SpongeBob, why?  
 
SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff, I think I cheated.  
 
Fred: My leg!  
 
SpongeBob: Uhh, I’m sorry for letting you down again, Mrs. Puff.  
 
Mrs. Puff: It’s ok, SpongeBob, you didn’t mean it. Ok, boys, take me away. (EMTs shove Mrs. Puff into the ambulance)
 
SpongeBob: Don’t worry, Mrs. Puff. I’ll try harder next semester. (Mrs. Puff screams as she is taken away by the ambulance) It’ll be great! (walks away) Only now I don’t even have my bike.  
 
Gary: (with SpongeBob’s bike) Meow.  
 
SpongeBob: Gary! My bike! You found it! This sponge is still mobile! (rides away on his bike) Alright, let’s go surprise someone at the hospital!

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