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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm ready, Squidward! ''[rides his unicycle around Squidward's house]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm ready, Squidward! ''[rides his unicycle around Squidward's house]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ready to move?}} | {{L|Squidward|Ready to move?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, I'm ready to pass my boating test. ''[rides his unicycle | {{L|SpongeBob|No, I'm ready to pass my boating test. ''[rides his unicycle, cut to Mrs. Puff's Boating School as a foghorn sounds]'' I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... ''[stops his unicycle near a dumpster and jumps off of it]'' I'm ready, I'm ready-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-ready. Well, pal, I won't be needing you anymore. ''[throws the unicycle into the dumpster]'' I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! Oh, yeah! I'm ready!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 27|Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! Hey, I just got my license!}} | {{L|Incidental 27|Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! Hey, I just got my license!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps his fingers]'' Hey, I'm getting mine next!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps his fingers]'' Hey, I'm getting mine next!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 27|Hey, I doubt it! ''[walks off]''}} | {{L|Incidental 27|Hey, I doubt it! ''[walks off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, see you on the road. I'm ready! Here I come, Mrs. Puff! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. ''[jumps around the boardwalk. Camera goes inside the school, | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, see you on the road. I'm ready! Here I come, Mrs. Puff! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. ''[jumps around the boardwalk. Camera goes inside the school as Mrs. Penelope Puff, a female pufferfish, looks out the window and sees SpongeBob jumping around.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[sighs]'' I'm not ready. ''[opens the door]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Penelope Puff|''[sighs]'' I'm not ready. ''[opens the door]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mrs. Puff! Today is the day I'm going to pass my boating exam!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mrs. Puff! Today is the day I'm going to pass my boating exam!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[with a clipboard and a pen in hand]'' We'll see about that, SpongeBob. First we must...}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[with a clipboard and a pen in hand]'' We'll see about that, SpongeBob. First we must...}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|What's the problem?}} | {{L|Patrick|What's the problem?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I can't pass my boating exam. I've taken it 37...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I can't pass my boating exam. I've taken it 37...}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|''[off-screen]'' Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|...uhh, 38 times. I know all the answers... ''[Patrick's square pants rip off]'' ...until I get behind the wheel. I just need something to help me think straight.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|...uhh, 38 times. I know all the answers... ''[Patrick's square pants rip off]'' ...until I get behind the wheel. I just need something to help me think straight.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Thinking straight is what I do. You drive and I'll do all the thinking for you. ''[takes SpongeBob's walkie-talkie]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Thinking straight is what I do. You drive and I'll do all the thinking for you. ''[takes SpongeBob's walkie-talkie]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|How are we going to do that? ''[Patrick puts a walkie-talkie into SpongeBob's head with the antenna coming out of the top]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|How are we going to do that? ''[Patrick puts a walkie-talkie into SpongeBob's head with the antenna coming out of the top]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Come in, SpongeBob. Hello? Hello?}} | {{L|Patrick|Come in, SpongeBob. Hello? Hello?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! I can hear you in my head! This is great! While I'm taking the test, you can give me all the answers. ''[notices the antenna sticking out]'' Wait a minute, Patrick. Won't I look silly with this antenna coming out of my head? ''[Patrick puts a tall hat over the antenna. The scene changes to a big telescope peeking out SpongeBob's upstairs window]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey! I can hear you in my head! This is great! While I'm taking the test, you can give me all the answers. ''[notices the antenna sticking out]'' Wait a minute, Patrick. Won't I look silly with this antenna coming out of my head?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing. ''[looking through the telescope at SpongeBob]'' Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing! ''[loudly]'' Testing! ''[screams]'' Test, test | {{L|''[Patrick puts a tall hat over the antenna. The scene, with bubble transition sound effect, changes to a big telescope peeking out SpongeBob's upstairs window.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear, over. }} | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing. ''[looking through the telescope at SpongeBob]'' Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing! ''[loudly]'' Testing! ''[screams]'' Test, test! Do you read?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear, over.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Got your apple ready? ''[SpongeBob shows an apple]'' Lucky undergarments? Hold on. Hold on. ''[focuses in on the underwear with the telescope to reveal the word lucky on the top of it]'' Bingo! Underwear, apple, and me. You're ready to get that license. Uh-oh, here comes Mrs. Puff! Act natural. ''[SpongeBob jumps out of the boat, then gets on the ground on all fours and starts chewing grass.]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Got your apple ready? ''[SpongeBob shows an apple]'' Lucky undergarments? Hold on. Hold on. ''[focuses in on the underwear with the telescope to reveal the word lucky on the top of it]'' Bingo! Underwear, apple, and me. You're ready to get that license. Uh-oh, here comes Mrs. Puff! Act natural. ''[SpongeBob jumps out of the boat, then gets on the ground on all fours and starts chewing grass.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Moos like a cow]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Moos like a cow]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Right. ''[SpongeBob turns right]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Right. ''[SpongeBob turns right]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh! My, this is splendid, SpongeBob. You're doing fine.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh! My, this is splendid, SpongeBob. You're doing fine.}} | ||
{{L|Montage|''[SpongeBob stops at a stop sign and looks both ways before starting to drive again. Then drives around with his left arm out making a signal. Patrick still talking to SpongeBob through the walkie-talkie as SpongeBob drives over a big hill in the road. As Mrs. Puff writes a couple things on her clipboard, Patrick is putting on another pair of SquarePants. SpongeBob pulls back on the boat and the boat jumps in the air over a big anchor. Patrick finds SpongeBob's diary and begins to read and laugh at it as SpongeBob jumps off a ramp through a ring of fire. Fred is walking across the course but SpongeBob stops the boat and helps him walk across. He gets back in the boat as Patrick is eating out of SpongeBob's fridge. SpongeBob is sitting back and driving with his feet and driving upside down.]''}} | {{L|Montage|''[SpongeBob stops at a stop sign and looks both ways before starting to drive again. Then drives around with his left arm out making a signal. Patrick still talking to SpongeBob through the walkie-talkie as SpongeBob drives over a big hill in the road. As Mrs. Puff writes a couple things on her clipboard, Patrick is putting on another pair of SquarePants. SpongeBob pulls back on the boat and the boat jumps in the air over a big anchor. Patrick finds SpongeBob's diary and begins to read and laugh at it as SpongeBob jumps off a ramp through a ring of fire. Fred is walking across the course but SpongeBob stops the boat and helps him walk across. He gets back in the boat as Patrick is eating a sandwich out of SpongeBob's fridge. SpongeBob is sitting back and driving with his feet and driving upside down.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Splendid! Wonderful! ''[sign that reads finish line is just ahead]'' There's the finish line. It's unbelievable. You've shown the most spectacular improvement of any student I've ever seen. What's your secret? A little radio in your head? ''[ | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Splendid! Wonderful! ''[sign that reads finish line is just ahead]'' There's the finish line. It's unbelievable. You've shown the most spectacular improvement of any student I've ever seen. What's your secret? A little radio in your head?}} | ||
{{L|''[She and SpongeBob laugh; cut to Patrick who is laughing too]''}} | |||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh, and under that hat is some kind of, uhh, antenna?}} | |||
{{L|''[She, SpongeBob, and Patrick laugh again as before]''}} | |||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|And some guy miles away from here is giving you all the answers?}} | |||
{{L|''[Everyone laughs a third time, same as before]''}} | |||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh, yes... but that would be cheating!}} | |||
{{L|''[SpongeBob opens his eyes wide realizing he is cheating; only Patrick laughs]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob opens his eyes wide realizing he is cheating; only Patrick laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Cheating! ''[laughing hysterically]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Cheating! ''[laughing hysterically]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Camera zooms in on SpongeBob in steps three times to a loud sting]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm cheating?! Mrs. Puff!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm cheating?! Mrs. Puff!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, my star pupil?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, my star pupil?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I think I am cheating!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I think I am cheating!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|You've... you've let go of the wheel.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|You've... you've let go of the wheel.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I do have an antenna under my hat! ''[shows the antenna under his hat]'' There is a guy giving me all the answers! It's all true! ''[crying]'' I'm cheating! I'm cheating! I'm cheating!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I ''do'' have an antenna under my hat! ''[shows the antenna under his hat]'' There is a guy giving me all the answers! It's all true! ''[crying]'' I'm cheating! I'm cheating! I'm cheating!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What?! ''[runs out of SpongeBob's house and back under his rock, crying]''}} | {{L|Patrick|What?! ''[runs out of SpongeBob's house and back under his rock, crying]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff! I'm sorry!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff! I'm sorry!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[panicking]'' The wheel, SpongeBob! The wheel...}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[panicking]'' The wheel, SpongeBob! The wheel...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Cheating... I'm a cheater! Cheater | {{L|SpongeBob|Cheating... I'm a cheater! Cheater!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No, no, no! It's quite alright! You can cheat that way!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|No, no, no! It's quite alright! You can cheat that way!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No | {{L|SpongeBob|No, I'm cheating!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff| | {{L|Mrs. Puff|That way, SpongeBob!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm cheating!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm cheating!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Cheat that way! That way!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Cheat that way! That way!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|It's okay to cheat today!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|It's okay to cheat today!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No | {{L|SpongeBob|No!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|That way! That way! Cheat that way!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|That way! That way! Cheat that way!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Cheater...! ''[crashes offscreen head-on into the same lighthouse. Mrs. Puff inflates with a look of despair. The lighthouse falls yet again]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Cheater...! ''[crashes offscreen head-on into the same lighthouse. Mrs. Puff inflates with a look of despair. The lighthouse falls yet again]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[The scene fades to black, then changes to some time later, as EMTs are wheeling a still-inflated Mrs. Puff away on a gurney.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene fades to black, then changes to some time later, as EMTs are wheeling a still-inflated Mrs. Puff away on a gurney.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, I'm sorry for letting you down again, Mrs. Puff.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, I'm sorry for letting you down again, Mrs. Puff.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[normal voice]'' It's okay, SpongeBob | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[normal voice]'' It's okay, SpongeBob. You didn't mean it. Okay, boys, take me away. ''[EMTs shove Mrs. Puff into the ambulance]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. I'll try harder next semester. ''[Mrs. Puff cries as she is taken away by the ambulance]'' It'll be great! ''[walks away]'' Only now I don't even have my bike.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. I'll try harder next semester. ''[Mrs. Puff cries as she is taken away by the ambulance]'' It'll be great! ''[walks away]'' Only now I don't even have my bike.}} | ||
{{L|Gary|''[with SpongeBob's unicycle]'' Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|''[with SpongeBob's unicycle]'' Meow.}} | ||
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