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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm ready, Squidward! ''[rides his unicycle around Squidward's house]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm ready, Squidward! ''[rides his unicycle around Squidward's house]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ready to move?}} | {{L|Squidward|Ready to move?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, I'm ready to pass my boating test. ''[rides his unicycle | {{L|SpongeBob|No, I'm ready to pass my boating test. ''[rides his unicycle, cut to Mrs. Puff's Boating School as a foghorn sounds]'' I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... ''[stops his unicycle near a dumpster and jumps off of it]'' I'm ready, I'm ready-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-ready. Well, pal, I won't be needing you anymore. ''[throws the unicycle into the dumpster]'' I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! Oh, yeah! I'm ready!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 27|Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! Hey, I just got my license!}} | {{L|Incidental 27|Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! Hey, I just got my license!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps his fingers]'' Hey, I'm getting mine next!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps his fingers]'' Hey, I'm getting mine next!}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 27|Hey, I doubt it! ''[walks off]''}} | {{L|Incidental 27|Hey, I doubt it! ''[walks off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, see you on the road. I'm ready! Here I come, Mrs. Puff! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. ''[jumps around the boardwalk. Camera goes inside the school as Mrs. Puff, a female pufferfish, looks out the window and sees SpongeBob jumping around.]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, see you on the road. I'm ready! Here I come, Mrs. Puff! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. ''[jumps around the boardwalk. Camera goes inside the school as Mrs. Penelope Puff, a female pufferfish, looks out the window and sees SpongeBob jumping around.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Penelope Puff|''[sighs]'' I'm not ready. ''[opens the door]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Penelope Puff|''[sighs]'' I'm not ready. ''[opens the door]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mrs. Puff! Today is the day I'm going to pass my boating exam!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mrs. Puff! Today is the day I'm going to pass my boating exam!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|What's the problem?}} | {{L|Patrick|What's the problem?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I can't pass my boating exam. I've taken it 37...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I can't pass my boating exam. I've taken it 37...}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|''[off-screen]'' Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|...uhh, 38 times. I know all the answers... ''[Patrick's square pants rip off]'' ...until I get behind the wheel. I just need something to help me think straight.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|...uhh, 38 times. I know all the answers... ''[Patrick's square pants rip off]'' ...until I get behind the wheel. I just need something to help me think straight.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Thinking straight is what I do. You drive and I'll do all the thinking for you. ''[takes SpongeBob's walkie-talkie]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Thinking straight is what I do. You drive and I'll do all the thinking for you. ''[takes SpongeBob's walkie-talkie]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|How are we going to do that? ''[Patrick puts a walkie-talkie into SpongeBob's head with the antenna coming out of the top]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|How are we going to do that? ''[Patrick puts a walkie-talkie into SpongeBob's head with the antenna coming out of the top]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Come in, SpongeBob. Hello? Hello?}} | {{L|Patrick|Come in, SpongeBob. Hello? Hello?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! I can hear you in my head! This is great! While I'm taking the test, you can give me all the answers. ''[notices the antenna sticking out]'' Wait a minute, Patrick. Won't I look silly with this antenna coming out of my head? ''[Patrick puts a tall hat over the antenna. The scene changes to a big telescope peeking out SpongeBob's upstairs window]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey! I can hear you in my head! This is great! While I'm taking the test, you can give me all the answers. ''[notices the antenna sticking out]'' Wait a minute, Patrick. Won't I look silly with this antenna coming out of my head?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing. ''[looking through the telescope at SpongeBob]'' Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing! ''[loudly]'' Testing! ''[screams]'' Test, test | {{L|''[Patrick puts a tall hat over the antenna. The scene, with bubble transition sound effect, changes to a big telescope peeking out SpongeBob's upstairs window.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear, over. }} | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing. ''[looking through the telescope at SpongeBob]'' Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing! ''[loudly]'' Testing! ''[screams]'' Test, test! Do you read?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear, over.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Got your apple ready? ''[SpongeBob shows an apple]'' Lucky undergarments? Hold on. Hold on. ''[focuses in on the underwear with the telescope to reveal the word lucky on the top of it]'' Bingo! Underwear, apple, and me. You're ready to get that license. Uh-oh, here comes Mrs. Puff! Act natural. ''[SpongeBob jumps out of the boat, then gets on the ground on all fours and starts chewing grass.]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Got your apple ready? ''[SpongeBob shows an apple]'' Lucky undergarments? Hold on. Hold on. ''[focuses in on the underwear with the telescope to reveal the word lucky on the top of it]'' Bingo! Underwear, apple, and me. You're ready to get that license. Uh-oh, here comes Mrs. Puff! Act natural. ''[SpongeBob jumps out of the boat, then gets on the ground on all fours and starts chewing grass.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Moos like a cow]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Moos like a cow]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh! My, this is splendid, SpongeBob. You're doing fine.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh! My, this is splendid, SpongeBob. You're doing fine.}} | ||
{{L|Montage|''[SpongeBob stops at a stop sign and looks both ways before starting to drive again. Then drives around with his left arm out making a signal. Patrick still talking to SpongeBob through the walkie-talkie as SpongeBob drives over a big hill in the road. As Mrs. Puff writes a couple things on her clipboard, Patrick is putting on another pair of SquarePants. SpongeBob pulls back on the boat and the boat jumps in the air over a big anchor. Patrick finds SpongeBob's diary and begins to read and laugh at it as SpongeBob jumps off a ramp through a ring of fire. Fred is walking across the course but SpongeBob stops the boat and helps him walk across. He gets back in the boat as Patrick is eating a sandwich out of SpongeBob's fridge. SpongeBob is sitting back and driving with his feet and driving upside down.]''}} | {{L|Montage|''[SpongeBob stops at a stop sign and looks both ways before starting to drive again. Then drives around with his left arm out making a signal. Patrick still talking to SpongeBob through the walkie-talkie as SpongeBob drives over a big hill in the road. As Mrs. Puff writes a couple things on her clipboard, Patrick is putting on another pair of SquarePants. SpongeBob pulls back on the boat and the boat jumps in the air over a big anchor. Patrick finds SpongeBob's diary and begins to read and laugh at it as SpongeBob jumps off a ramp through a ring of fire. Fred is walking across the course but SpongeBob stops the boat and helps him walk across. He gets back in the boat as Patrick is eating a sandwich out of SpongeBob's fridge. SpongeBob is sitting back and driving with his feet and driving upside down.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Splendid! Wonderful! ''[sign that reads finish line is just ahead]'' There's the finish line. It's unbelievable. You've shown the most spectacular improvement of any student I've ever seen. What's your secret? A little radio in your head? ''[ | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Splendid! Wonderful! ''[sign that reads finish line is just ahead]'' There's the finish line. It's unbelievable. You've shown the most spectacular improvement of any student I've ever seen. What's your secret? A little radio in your head?}} | ||
{{L|''[She and SpongeBob laugh; cut to Patrick who is laughing too]''}} | |||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh, and under that hat is some kind of, uhh, antenna?}} | |||
{{L|''[She, SpongeBob, and Patrick laugh again as before]''}} | |||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|And some guy miles away from here is giving you all the answers?}} | |||
{{L|''[Everyone laughs a third time, same as before]''}} | |||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh, yes... but that would be cheating!}} | |||
{{L|''[SpongeBob opens his eyes wide realizing he is cheating; only Patrick laughs]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob opens his eyes wide realizing he is cheating; only Patrick laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Cheating! ''[laughing hysterically]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Cheating! ''[laughing hysterically]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Camera zooms in on SpongeBob in steps three times to a loud sting]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm cheating?! Mrs. Puff!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm cheating?! Mrs. Puff!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, my star pupil?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, my star pupil?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I think I am cheating!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I think I am cheating!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|You've... you've let go of the wheel.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|You've... you've let go of the wheel.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I do have an antenna under my hat! ''[shows the antenna under his hat]'' There is a guy giving me all the answers! It's all true! ''[crying]'' I'm cheating! I'm cheating! I'm cheating!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I ''do'' have an antenna under my hat! ''[shows the antenna under his hat]'' There is a guy giving me all the answers! It's all true! ''[crying]'' I'm cheating! I'm cheating! I'm cheating!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What?! ''[runs out of SpongeBob's house and back under his rock, crying]''}} | {{L|Patrick|What?! ''[runs out of SpongeBob's house and back under his rock, crying]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff! I'm sorry!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff! I'm sorry!}} | ||
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