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{{L|Squidward|Hooray. ''[smells the Patty then flips the top bun off]'' Uhh, SpongeBob, can I get one with less...fog?}} | {{L|Squidward|Hooray. ''[smells the Patty then flips the top bun off]'' Uhh, SpongeBob, can I get one with less...fog?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Squidward, Mr. Krabs' orders.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Squidward, Mr. Krabs' orders.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Whatever. ''[hands the tray to | {{L|Squidward|Whatever. ''[hands the tray to Gus]'' Here you are, sir, one Krabby Patty. ''[Gus sniffs it and does a lot of back-flips out the restaurant, screaming. Scene cuts to the Krusty crew standing by the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don’t understand. We haven’t had a customer in weeks. I wonder if it’s the new place mats.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I don’t understand. We haven’t had a customer in weeks. I wonder if it’s the new place mats.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What? Place mats? Have you lost your mind? It’s that old Patty you keep trying to sell to everybody! It’s gone bad.}} | {{L|Squidward|What? Place mats? Have you lost your mind? It’s that old Patty you keep trying to sell to everybody! It’s gone bad.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Mr. Krabs?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Mr. Krabs?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Make sure you wrap up that Patty, I’m not finished with it yet! ''[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs in a hospital bed]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Make sure you wrap up that Patty, I’m not finished with it yet! ''[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs in a hospital bed]''}} | ||
{{L|Dr. | {{L|Dr. Forrest|Well, Mr. Krabs, you gave us quite the scare.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So I’m gonna be ok, doc?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|So I’m gonna be ok, doc?}} | ||
{{L|Dr. | {{L|Dr. Forrest|Well, if you don’t want to take my word for it, let’s just check your chart. ''[looks at the chart]'' Let’s see here. Hmmm...oh, no! ''[starts to shake]'' Oh, no, this is terrible! ''[drops the clipboard]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Everything ok, doc?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Everything ok, doc?}} | ||
{{L|Dr. | {{L|Dr. Forrest|Don’t touch me! ''[runs out screaming]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That’s not a good sign. ''[thunder roars as the room turns into green. The Flying Dutchman appears. Mr. Krabs pulls his covers over his head]'' Oh, no, it’s the Flying Dutchman!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That’s not a good sign. ''[thunder roars as the room turns into green. The Flying Dutchman appears. Mr. Krabs pulls his covers over his head]'' Oh, no, it’s the Flying Dutchman!}} | ||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Eugene Krabs, your time has come.}} | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Eugene Krabs, your time has come.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Well, it was.}} | {{L|Squidward|Well, it was.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You know, boys, being sick made me do a lot of thinking. My whole life has been about money. Saving money, collecting money, touching money... Well, you get the picture. But no more. You’re looking at the new, improved, non-cheap Mr. Krabs. ''[scene cuts to outside the Krusty Krab where a giant 'Grand Re-Opening' sign is hanging. 'Buy' and 'Free' sign are in the window]'' Welcome all, welcome! ''[a little kid walks up to Krabs]'' Hello, little one. What you got there?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You know, boys, being sick made me do a lot of thinking. My whole life has been about money. Saving money, collecting money, touching money... Well, you get the picture. But no more. You’re looking at the new, improved, non-cheap Mr. Krabs. ''[scene cuts to outside the Krusty Krab where a giant 'Grand Re-Opening' sign is hanging. 'Buy' and 'Free' sign are in the window]'' Welcome all, welcome! ''[a little kid walks up to Krabs]'' Hello, little one. What you got there?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Timmy|A Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Of course, you do! You know what that means, right?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Of course, you do! You know what that means, right?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Timmy|I don’t go hungry?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, silly! It means free toy! ''[gives | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No, silly! It means free toy! ''[gives him a little toy]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Timmy|Gee, thanks, Mr. Krabs. I thought you were a cheap, old tightwad.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I was, son, I was. Free toys for everyone! And free refills! ''[everyone cheers. Mr. Krabs runs up to SpongeBob]'' Hello boy! Say, where’s Squidward?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I was, son, I was. Free toys for everyone! And free refills! ''[everyone cheers. Mr. Krabs runs up to SpongeBob]'' Hello boy! Say, where’s Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, he’s taking one of those break things in your office, I mean, the 'employee lounge'. ''[scene cuts to Squidward sleeping in Mr. Krabs office]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, he’s taking one of those break things in your office, I mean, the 'employee lounge'. ''[scene cuts to Squidward sleeping in Mr. Krabs office]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Great!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Great!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Martha|Excuse me, but I dropped my Krabby Patty. Could I get another one?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir. ''[takes the patty and lifts the top bun where a disclaimer, written in ketchup, is shown]'' Krusty Krab policy clearly states that once the burger has reached the customer, it is his/her responsibility...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir. ''[takes the patty and lifts the top bun where a disclaimer, written in ketchup, is shown]'' Krusty Krab policy clearly states that once the burger has reached the customer, it is his/her responsibility...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob! ''[puts down the bun]'' That’s the old policy. Now run back and bring out a fresh one.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob! ''[puts down the bun]'' That’s the old policy. Now run back and bring out a fresh one.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye, aye, sir. ''[goes into the kitchen]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aye, aye, sir. ''[goes into the kitchen]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sorry about the confusion. ''[pulls out a toy]'' Free toy? ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Sorry about the confusion. ''[pulls out a toy]'' Free toy? ''[Martha takes it]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Eugene, my man.}} | {{L|Squidward|Eugene, my man.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! How’s the break coming?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! How’s the break coming?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Should be over in a couple of hours. Have SpongeBob send back a patty and an iced tea, will you? ''[walks off]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Should be over in a couple of hours. Have SpongeBob send back a patty and an iced tea, will you? ''[walks off]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure thing, Squidward. Take it easy. ''[walks up to a customer watching a movie]'' Are you enjoying your in-meal movie?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure thing, Squidward. Take it easy. ''[walks up to a customer watching a movie]'' Are you enjoying your in-meal movie?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Harold|This movie hasn’t even been in the theaters yet!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No expense spared for my valued customers. ''[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob standing in front of the restaurant]'' Look at all those happy faces. It sure does feel good to be generous.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No expense spared for my valued customers. ''[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob standing in front of the restaurant]'' Look at all those happy faces. It sure does feel good to be generous.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[walks in with some envelope]'' Here’s your mail, Eugene.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[walks in with some envelope]'' Here’s your mail, Eugene.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Umm, you checked out of the hospital this morning.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Umm, you checked out of the hospital this morning.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Here’s the bill. ''[gives Mr. Krabs the bill]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Here’s the bill. ''[gives Mr. Krabs the bill]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You mean...I’m awake? ''[screams as his head cracks through the middle over and over. Each time he cracks his head open, a new one appears. He runs up to a | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You mean...I’m awake? ''[screams as his head cracks through the middle over and over. Each time he cracks his head open, a new one appears. He runs up to a Nat drinking a soda and grabs it from him]'' No free refills! ''[takes it to the soda machine and the drink gets sucked back into it. Then he runs up to two kids playing with toys]'' Give me back them toys, you freeloaders! ''[takes the toys then runs over to Harold watching the movie]'' Show’s over, cheapskate! ''[turns the TV off then presses a button that erases his memory of the movie]''}} | ||
{{L|Customer #3|Hey, it’s my lucky day, a penny! ''[reaches for the penny]''}} | {{L|Customer #3|Hey, it’s my lucky day, a penny! ''[reaches for the penny]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Your luck just ran out. ''[grabs a hold of the customer’s arm]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Your luck just ran out. ''[grabs a hold of the customer’s arm]''}} | ||
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