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{{L|SpongeBob|Closing time. ''[sniffles]'' The saddest time of the day! ''[falls on the ground still crying]'' Huh? ''[he notices an old Patty under the grill]'' It's a Krabby Patty. ''[SpongeBob tries to pick it up but it's stuck to some gum]'' Eww... It's cold and hard. ''[takes the Patty out from under the grill]'' This could have rolled under there years ago. ''[pats it on the head]'' There, there, little one, your journey is almost over. ''[SpongeBob tosses the Patty in the trash.]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Closing time. ''[sniffles]'' The saddest time of the day! ''[falls on the ground still crying]'' Huh? ''[he notices an old Patty under the grill]'' It's a Krabby Patty. ''[SpongeBob tries to pick it up but it's stuck to some gum]'' Eww... It's cold and hard. ''[takes the Patty out from under the grill]'' This could have rolled under there years ago. ''[pats it on the head]'' There, there, little one, your journey is almost over. ''[SpongeBob tosses the Patty in the trash.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[A siren goes off as a fishing line retrieves the patty]''}} | {{L|''[A siren goes off as a fishing line retrieves the patty]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[runs in]'' What happened? ''[gasps then runs up to the trash can]'' Someone tried to throw away a patty! ''[takes it off the hook]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[runs in]'' What happened? ''[gasps, then runs up to the trash can]'' Someone tried to throw away a patty! ''[takes it off the hook]''}} | ||
{{L|Pinch-o-matic|Pinch-o-matic has saved you 5.2 cents.}} | {{L|Pinch-o-matic|Pinch-o-matic has saved you 5.2 cents.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill.}} | ||
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{{L|French Narrator|The next day...}} | {{L|French Narrator|The next day...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Order up, Squidward. ''[puts the tray with the Foggy Patty on the window]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Order up, Squidward. ''[puts the tray with the Foggy Patty on the window]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Hooray. ''[smells the Patty then flips the top bun off. Flies buzz around the stinking patty.]'' Uh... SpongeBob, can I get one with less... fog?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' Hooray. ''[smells the Foggy Patty then flips the top bun off. Flies buzz around the stinking patty.]'' Uh... SpongeBob, can I get one with less... fog?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Squidward. Mr. Krabs' orders.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Squidward. Mr. Krabs' orders.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Whatever. ''[he hands the tray to Gus]'' Here you are, sir. One Krabby Patty.}} | {{L|Squidward|Whatever. ''[he hands the tray to Gus]'' Here you are, sir. One Krabby Patty.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Because it growled at me.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Because it growled at me.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patty is now sentient and starts to growl and bark like some sort of dog. Squidward hides behind Mr. Krabs]''}} | {{L|''[Patty is now sentient and starts to growl and bark like some sort of dog. Squidward hides behind Mr. Krabs]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You two would have never have lasted in the navy. Let's see how bad you are. ''[takes the Patty out of its cage but it still barks and growls in Mr. Krabs' face]'' No... no... ''[the Patty barks and growls some more]'' Stay... ''[throws a 'treat' into its mouth]'' Thatta girl! There, there. ''[He pats it gently]'' See? Good enough to eat. ''[about to eat it when an ambulance goes by]'' Oh, look, an ambulance. Now, then...}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You two would have never have lasted in the navy. Let's see how bad you are. ''[takes the Patty out of its cage but it still barks and growls in Mr. Krabs' face]'' No... no... ''[the Patty barks and growls some more]'' Stay... ''[throws a 'treat' into its mouth]'' Thatta girl! There, there. ''[He pats it gently]'' See? Good enough to eat. ''[about to eat it when an ambulance goes by]'' Oh, look, an ambulance. Now, then... ''[takes bite of the Patty]''}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Scene suddenly cuts to him moaning, now green in color due to food poisoning, being rolled on a gurney, into a hospital]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Mr. Krabs?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Mr. Krabs?}} | ||
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{{L|''[Scene cuts to Davy Jones' locker where Flying Dutchman and Mr. Krabs reappear.]''}} | {{L|''[Scene cuts to Davy Jones' locker where Flying Dutchman and Mr. Krabs reappear.]''}} | ||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Here we are.}} | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Here we are.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[smells something | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[smells something foul]'' Blech! Why does it smell so foul?}} | ||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Davy Jones works out a lot. ''[opens the locker where a bunch of smelly gym socks are]'' These are his socks. Get in!}} | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Davy Jones works out a lot. ''[opens the locker where a bunch of smelly gym socks are]'' These are his socks. Get in!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets on his knees and starts crying]'' Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman, I don't wanna go in there! I'll do anything! Please, give me another chance!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets on his knees and starts crying]'' Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman, I don't wanna go in there! I'll do anything! Please, give me another chance!}} | ||
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{{L|''[SpongeBob is wearing his hat and holding his spatula, crying]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob is wearing his hat and holding his spatula, crying]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you shouldn't be going through Mr. Krabs' belongings. ''[sniffs]'' He won't like it!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, you shouldn't be going through Mr. Krabs' belongings. ''[sniffs]'' He won't like it!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I told you what the doctor said. Mr. Krabs isn't coming back. ''[ | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I told you what the doctor said. Mr. Krabs isn't coming back. ''[trying to open the safe while using a stethoscope on it]'' Now, keep quiet so I can hear the tumblers in his safe.}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks in]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks in]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, boys!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, boys!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[Deadpan]'' Well, it was.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Deadpan]'' Well, it was.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You know, boys, being sick made me do a lot of thinking. My whole life has been about money. Saving money, collecting money, ''[mimics being infatuated to money]'' touching money... ''[returns back to normal talking]'' Well, you get the picture. But no more. You're looking at the new, improved, non-cheap Mr. Krabs.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You know, boys, being sick made me do a lot of thinking. My whole life has been about money. Saving money, collecting money, ''[mimics being infatuated to money]'' touching money... ''[returns back to normal talking]'' Well, you get the picture. But no more. You're looking at the new, improved, non-cheap Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|''[Scene cuts to outside the Krusty Krab where a giant 'Grand Re-Opening' sign is hanging. 'Buy' and 'Free' signs are in the window]''}} | {{L|''[Scene cuts to outside the Krusty Krab where a giant 'Grand Re-Opening' sign is hanging. 'Buy' and 'Free' signs are in the window. Inside, a giant 'Celebrate Good Times' banner hangs over the main doors.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Welcome all, welcome!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Welcome all, welcome!}} | ||
{{L|''[A little kid walks up to Mr. Krabs]''}} | {{L|''[A little kid walks up to Mr. Krabs]''}} | ||
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{{L|Monroe|Gee, thanks Mr. Krabs. I thought you were a cheap, old tightwad.}} | {{L|Monroe|Gee, thanks Mr. Krabs. I thought you were a cheap, old tightwad.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I was, son, I was. Free toys for everyone! And free refills!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I was, son, I was. Free toys for everyone! And free refills!}} | ||
{{L|''[Everyone cheers. Mr. Krabs runs up to SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|''[Everyone cheers. Mr. Krabs runs up to SpongeBob. A giant 'Live for Today' banner hangs next to the pickup window.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, boy! Say, where's Squidward?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, boy! Say, where's Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, he's taking one of those break things in your office, I mean, the 'employee lounge'.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, he's taking one of those break things in your office, I mean, the 'employee lounge'.}} | ||
{{L|''[Scene cuts to Squidward sleeping peacefully in a bed in Mr. Krabs' office]''}} | {{L|''[Scene cuts to Squidward sleeping peacefully in a bed in Mr. Krabs' office. Back to the main room.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Joyfully]'' Great!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Joyfully]'' Great!}} | ||
{{L|Martha|Excuse me, but I dropped my Krabby Patty. Could I get another one?}} | {{L|Martha|Excuse me, but I dropped my Krabby Patty. Could I get another one?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, I'm worried about Mr. Krabs.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, I'm worried about Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Me, too. How are we gonna get paid? ''[both walk up to Mr. Krabs]'' Gee, Mr. Krabs, you sure are taking total bankruptcy well.}} | {{L|Squidward|Me, too. How are we gonna get paid? ''[both walk up to Mr. Krabs]'' Gee, Mr. Krabs, you sure are taking total bankruptcy well.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, it's just a bad dream. | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, it's just a bad dream. I'll wake up soon. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other surprised]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uh... "dream | {{L|Squidward|Uh... "dream?"}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure. I'm still in the hospital sleeping like a baby | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure. I'm still in the hospital sleeping like a baby.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Umm, you checked out of the hospital this morning.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Umm, you checked out of the hospital this morning.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Here's the bill. ''[hands Mr. Krabs the bill from earlier]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Here's the bill. ''[hands Mr. Krabs the bill from earlier]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You mean... I'm awake? ''[he screams as his head cracks through the middle over and over. Each time he cracks his head open, a new one appears.]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You mean... ''[shocked]'' I'm ''awake''?! ''[he screams in horror as his head cracks through the middle over and over. Each time he cracks his head open, a new one appears.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs now changes from generous to greedy and races up to Nat drinking a Mountain Dew-like drink and he confiscates it from him]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs now changes from generous to greedy and races up to Nat drinking a Mountain Dew-like drink and he confiscates it from him]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No more refills!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No more refills!}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs takes it to the soda machine and the drink gets sucked back into it like a vacuum. Then he runs up to two kids playing with toys. He | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs takes it to the soda machine and the drink gets sucked back into it like a vacuum. Then, he runs up to two kids playing with toys. He swipes them also.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Give me back them toys, you freeloaders!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Give me back them toys, you freeloaders!}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs then runs back over to Harold watching the movie earlier]''}} | {{L|''[And Mr. Krabs then runs back over to Harold watching the movie earlier]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[while tapping a remote]'' Show's over, cheapskate!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[while tapping a remote]'' Show's over, cheapskate!}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs turns the TV off then presses a button that erases his memory of the movie. Harold goes dizzy.]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs turns the TV off, then presses a button that erases his memory of the movie. Harold goes dizzy.]''}} | ||
{{L|Nathiel Waters|Hey, it's my lucky day, a penny! ''[reaches for the penny]''}} | {{L|Nathiel Waters|Hey, it's my lucky day, a penny! ''[reaches for the penny]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grabs a hold of the customer's arm]'' Your luck just ran out!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grabs a hold of the customer's arm]'' Your luck just ran out!}} | ||
{{L|Nathiel Waters|Hey, man, ease back | {{L|Nathiel Waters|Hey, man, ease back! You're crushing my arm!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Unhand that penny, or the arm comes off | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Unhand that penny, or the arm comes off!}} | ||
{{L|''[Flying Dutchman reappears. The customer runs away]''}} | {{L|''[Flying Dutchman reappears. The customer runs away]''}} | ||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|A-ha! That little display of parsimonious penny pinching just earned you a nice little spot in Davy Jones' locker... For eternity!}} | {{L|Flying Dutchman|A-ha! That little display of parsimonious penny pinching just earned you a nice little spot in Davy Jones' locker... For eternity!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|That depends. How much money we talking about?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That depends. How much money we talking about?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|''[shows | {{L|Flying Dutchman|''[shows some coins]'' 62 cents.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll take the money.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll take the money.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
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{{L|Flying Dutchman|''[picks up phone]'' Dutchman's residence.}} | {{L|Flying Dutchman|''[picks up phone]'' Dutchman's residence.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[on the other end, talking super quickly]'' So, as I was saying, you and me gotta hang out more. What nights are good for you? Here are the nights that are good for me: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I gotta work. ''[Flying Dutchman groans]'' I work at the Krusty Krab. My best friend is Patrick. He's pink.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[on the other end, talking super quickly]'' So, as I was saying, you and me gotta hang out more. What nights are good for you? Here are the nights that are good for me: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I gotta work. ''[Flying Dutchman groans]'' I work at the Krusty Krab. My best friend is Patrick. He's pink.}} | ||
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