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{{L|''[At the Krusty Krab, Squidward is at the ordering boat and SpongeBob is looking out from the ordering window. Mr. Krabs' voice sounds on the P.A.]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Attention! Attention! All Krusty Krew employees, attention! ''[stands next to them, speaking into a megaphone]'' Get the anchors out of your pants and report to me office! ''[pause]'' That will be all. ''[Squidward and SpongeBob follow Mr. Krabs into his office and sit down]'' I have an important announcement to make.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoo! Hooray! ''[jumps up on top of the chair and twirls it around]'' The new spatulas are here!}}
{{BTranscript
{{L|Mr. Krabs| Sit down, boy! There's no new spatulers!}}
|Title=Bossy Boots
{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' How disappointing.}}
|Season=2
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You men know me daughter Pearl. She's growing up fast. ''[looks at a picture of Pearl and Mr. Krabs in swim attire jumping up from the water]'' It seems like it was just yesterday I was teaching her how to breach. Me mammalian angel. Erm, uh... ''[puts the picture back on the wall]'' Anyway, uh, so she's going to be working here during her summer vacation. She's got a lot of fresh ideas to bring in some hungry customers! ''[a bell rings]''}}
|Episode=22b
{{L|Pearl|''[off-screen]'' Hello? Daddy?!}}
|Airdate=[[October 26]], [[2000]]
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Thar she blows! ''[leaves the room]''}}
}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, do you realize what this means?}}
*''[At the Krusty Krab, we see Squidward at the ordering boat and SpongeBob looking out from the ordering window. Mr. Krabs’ voice is sounding on the P.A.]''
{{L|SpongeBob|No new spatulas?}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Attention! Attention! All Krusty Krew employees, attention! ''[we pan out to see that Mr. Krabs is standing next to them, speaking into a megaphone]'' Get the anchors out of your pants and report to me office! ''[pause]'' That will be all. ''[Squidward and SpongeBob follow Mr. Krabs into his office and sit down]'' I have an important announcement to make.
{{L|Squidward|No! It means some bratty teenager's coming in here to tell us what to do. We can't have that! We have seniority, right?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Woo! Hooray! ''[Spongebob jumps up on top of the chair and twirls it around]'' The new spatulas are here!
{{L|SpongeBob|Right! ''[he and Squidward shake hands]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Sit down, boy. There’s no new spatulas! ''[SpongeBob sits down again]''
{{L|Squidward|So, we'll work together to protect our pathetic positions.}}
*'''Squidward:''' ''[sarcastically]'' How disappointing.
{{L|SpongeBob|Okey-dokey, Squidward. And then we'll get those new spatulas.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' You may know me daughter Pearl. She’s growing up fast. ''[he looks at a picture of Pearl and Mr. Krabs is swim attire jumping up from the water]'' It seems like it was just yesterday I was teaching her how to breach. Me mammalian angel. Oh… ''[puts the picture back on the wall]'' Anyway, uh, so she’s going to be working here during her summer vacation. She’s got a lot of fresh ideas to bring in some hungry customers! ''[a bell rings]''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pokes his head into the office]'' All right, men. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward walk out of the office]'' Say hello to me Pearl.}}
*'''Pearl:''' ''[off-screen]'' Hello? Daddy?
{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, pole. ''[hugs one of the giant pillars]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Thar she blows! ''[Mr. Krabs leaves the room]''
{{L|Pearl|''[holding a box]'' Hi, guys.}}
*'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob, do you realize what this means?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|It makes me jolly as a roger to have you finally aboard the family business.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' No new spatulas?
{{L|Pearl|Great, Dad, because I have so many new ideas.}}
*'''Squidward:''' No! It means some bratty teenager’s coming in here to tell us what to do. We can’t have that! We have seniority, right?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sniffs the air and his eyes conjoin to make a dollar sign shape]'' I can smell the money already! I'll be in me office if you need me. ''[walks off]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Right! ''[SpongeBob and Squidward shake hands]''
{{L|SpongeBob|What's in the box?}}
*'''Squidward:''' So, we’ll work together to protect our pathetic positions.
{{L|Pearl|It's a surprise.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Okey-dokey, Squidward. And then we’ll get those new spatulas! 
{{L|SpongeBob|I like surprises.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''['Mr. Krabs' head pokes into the office]'' All right, men. ''['SpongeBob and Squidward walk out of the office]'' Say hello to me Pearl.
{{L|Pearl|Great, then close your eyes.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Hello, pole. ''[SpongeBob hugs one of the giant pillars] ''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[covers his eyes with his hands]'' I'm ready! ''[Pearl puts the box's open end over SpongeBob]''}}
*'''Pearl:''' ''[pan out to see Pearl holding a box]'' Hi guys.
{{L|Squidward|Well, I like it so far.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' It makes me jolly as a roger to have you finally aboard the family business!
{{L|Pearl|''[Pearl lifts up the box]'' Ta-dah. ''[Squidward gasps. The body suit is pink with purple flowers and on the top are two K's being held up by springs.]'' It's the new Krusty Krew uniform. I designed it myself. ''[hands SpongeBob a mirror]''}}
*'''Pearl:''' Great dad, because I have so many new ideas.
{{L|Squidward|Okay, this is it, SpongeBob. Now tell her how you really feel about that uniform.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''[Mr. Krabs sniffs the air and his eyes conjoin to make a dollar sign shape]'' I can smell the money already! I’ll be in me office if you need me! ''[he walks off]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. ''[winks to him]'' Pearl... this is the greatest uniform ever!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' What’s in the box?
{{L|Squidward|Fish paste.}}
*'''Pearl:''' It’s a surprise.
{{L|Pearl|Oh, SpongeBob, you look so adorable. I could just eat you up.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' I like surprises.
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Pearl, this item's not on the menu. ''[giggles]''}}
*'''Pearl:''' Great, then close your eyes.
{{L|Squidward|Well, I didn't think it was possible, SpongeBob, but you look even more ridiculous than usual.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[SpongeBob covers his eyes with his hands]'' I’m ready! ''[Pearl puts the box’s open end over SpongeBob]''
{{L|Pearl|Don't be jealous, Uncle Squiddy. I made one for you, too. ''[Squidward holds up his uniform]''}}
*'''Squidward:''' Well, I like it so far.
{{L|Squidward|Don't bother. Only a fool would wear that.}}
*'''Pearl:''' ''[Pearl lifts up the box]'' Ta-da! ''[Squidward gasps. We see SpongeBob is wearing a new uniform. It’s a full body suit and only SpongeBob’s face has an opening. The body suit is pink with purple flowers and on the top are two K’s being held up by springs]'' It’s the new Krusty Krew uniform. I designed it myself. ''[Pearl hands SpongeBob a mirror]''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[bursts out of his office, wearing the uniform]'' Avast, ye shipmates! Don't these just shiver your timbers? ''[laughs, then shuts the door, then peeks his head out]'' Get that suit on, sailor. It's already been paid for.}}
*'''Squidward:''' OK, this is it, SpongeBob. Now tell her how you really feel about that uniform.
{{L|Squidward|''[with the uniform on. The two springs give and the K's fall over Squidward's eyes]'' Rage. Fury. Irritation. Humiliation.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' OK, Squidward. ''[he winks to him]'' Pearl… this is the greatest uniform ever!
{{L|Pearl|Squidward is such a barnacle.}}
*'''Squidward:''' Fishpaste.
{{L|SpongeBob|A stick in the sand.}}
*'''Pearl:''' Oh SpongeBob, you look so adorable. I could just eat you up.
{{L|Pearl|But not you, SpongeBob. You are full of style.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Sorry Pearl, but this item’s not on the menu! ''[giggles]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Me? Really?}}
*'''Squidward:''' Well, I didn’t think it was possible SpongeBob, but you look even more ridiculous than usual.
{{L|Pearl|Totally, S.B. You ooze fashion. And I've got some completely coral concepts for this old joint, and I'm going to need someone with your kind of talent to help me.}}
*'''Pearl:''' Don’t feel jealous, Uncle Squiddy. I made one for you too. ''[she holds up his uniform]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, I have been trying to get Mr. Krabs to make some changes around here. ''[looks at a picture he drew of Mr. Krabs, himself and Squidward with mustaches]''}}
*'''Squidward:''' Don’t bother, only a fool would wear that.
{{L|Pearl|Why, with my girlish instincts, and your, um... sponginess, ''[cut to a view of the Krusty Krab as a deserted place, where a skeleton is sitting at a table]'' we'll turn this worn-out lunch wagon into a teenage paradise.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''[Mr. Krabs bursts out of his office, wearing the uniform]'' Avast, ye shipmates! Don’t these just shiver your timbers? ''[laughs, then shuts the door. Krabs peeks his head out]'' Get that suit on, sailor. It’s already been paid for.
{{L|Pearl|''[cut to Pearl with a notepad, thinking]'' SpongeBob, what do you like better? The Kutie Krab or the Kooky Krab?}}
*'''Squidward:''' ''[we cut to Squidward now with the uniform on. The two springs give and the K’s fall over Squid’s eyes]'' Rage. Fury. Irritation. Humiliation.
{{L|Squidward|''[runs over]'' For what, dare I ask?}}
*'''Pearl:''' Squidward is such a barnacle.
{{L|Pearl|The new name for our new look. I mean, "The Krusty Krab" has got to go. Who wants to eat at a place they think is crusty? ''[makes a raspberry]'' Blech! ''[sticks out her tongue and points the pencil towards it to show disgust]'' }}
*'''SpongeBob:''' A stick in the sand.
{{L|Squidward|Well, sure it's a terrible name, but this is a terrible place. Therefore, the name should be left alone. Right, SpongeBob?}}
*'''Pearl:''' But not you, SpongeBob. You are full of style.
{{L|SpongeBob|I got it! How about The Khaotic Krab?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Me? Really?
{{L|Pearl|Hmm... how about The Kissy Krab? ''[puckers up her lips and makes kissing noises]''}}
*'''Pearl:''' Totally, S.B. You ooze fashion. And I’ve got some completely coral concepts for this old joint, and I’m going to need someone with your kind of talent to help me.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in royal attire]'' The King Krab?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I have been trying to get Mr. Krabs to make a few changes around here. [he looks at a picture he drew of Mr. Krabs, himself and Squidward with moustaches]
{{L|Pearl|''[holds up a lollipop, which bears an odd resemblance to her father]'' The Kandy Krab!}}
*'''Pearl:''' Why, with my girlish instincts and your um… sponginess, ''[cut to a view of the Krusty Krab as a deserted place, where a skeleton is sitting at a table]'' we’ll turn this worn-out lunch wagon into a teenage paradise.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[dressed as a jazzy beatnik]'' The Kool Krab. ''[dresses as a cowboy riding a stick horse]'' Or the Kowboy Krab! ''[appears totally stretched out]'' The Kurly Krab. ''[appears as a mad scientist holding a brain with crab-like arms coming from it]'' The Kreepy Krab. ''[appears as a crazy killer jungle man with a loincloth and shouts scarily]'' The Killer Krab!}}
*'''Pearl: '''[''cut to Pearl with a notepad, thinking]'' SpongeBob, what do you like better? The Kutie Krab or the Kooky Krab?
{{L|Pearl|''[freaked out, gasps]'' No!}}
*'''Squidward':''' ''['''''''Squidward runs over''] For what, dare I ask?
{{L|SpongeBob|You're right, too scary. ''[they both think and finally get the name]''}}
*'''Pearl:''' Our new name for our new look. I mean, “The Krusty Krab” has got to go. Who wants to eat at a place they think is crusty? Bleh! ''[she points the pencil towards her open mouth, to show disgust]''
{{L|SpongeBob and Pearl|The Kuddly Krab! ''[both happily hug and laugh. A rainbow of colors fills the screen. Pearl, SpongeBob and an anguished Squidward stand outside the new restaurant. The sign for the restaurant is now a heart and a cutesy robot Krabs is waving his arms atop it. The restaurant outside itself is tie-dyed with colors and rainbows and the flags are now hearts. Balloons are hanging from the roof and giant lollipops come from the chimney. Pearl and SpongeBob, giggling, walk back in the restaurant. Squidward is so mad that the two K's on his uniform catch on fire and he shakes the pole. Jennifer Millie and Fred drive by in a car.]''}}
*'''Squidward:''' Well, sure it’s a terrible name, but this is a terrible place. Therefore, the name should be left alone. Right, SpongeBob?
{{L|Jennifer-Millie|It's a shame old man Krabs sold the Krusty Krab.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' I got it! How about The Khaotic Krab?
{{L|Fred|That's a darn shame. Hey, lady! Do you know where we can get something to eat around here?}}
*'''Pearl:''' Hmm… how about The Kissy Krab? ''[puckers up lips and makes kissing noises]''
{{L|Squidward|That's it! I quit! ''[rips off his uniform, revealing nothing under it. A police whistle is blown and Ofc Rob Johnson comes over and writes him a ticket for indecent exposure and places it between his legs. Inside the restaurant, it's a total makeover, like Pearl said before, it's a teenage paradise]''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''''[SpongeBob is now in royal attire]'' The King Krab?
{{L|Sheila|Finally! A cool place for teens to just, you know, hang out. ''[Pearl and SpongeBob admire their restaurant]''}}
*'''Pearl''': ''[Pearl holds up a lollipop, which bears an odd resemblance to her father]'' The Kandy Krab!
{{L|SpongeBob|Pearl, you're a genius. All these young, hip new customers. Phooey on Squidward. He can't keep up with the times. You're a true visionary, Pearl.}}
*SpongeBob: ''[SpongeBob is now dressed as a jazzy beatnik]'' The Kool Krab. ''[now, he’s a cowboy riding a stick horsy]'' Or the Kowboy Krab! ''[now, he’s totally stretched out]'' The Kurly Krab. ''[now, he’s like a mad scientist holding a brain with Mr. Krabs-like arms coming from it]'' The Kreepy Krab. ''[now he’s a crazy killer jungle man with a loincloth]'' THE KILLER KRAB!
{{L|Pearl|Thank you, SpongeBob. I do have 20/20 vision. ''[blinks bashfully]''}}
*'''Pearl:''' (freaked out) Aaah! No!
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, hip people have to eat, too. Back to the grill. ''[is in the kitchen at the grill]'' The customers may be hot, but my grill is hotter. ''[pushes his spatula on the grill and imitates a sizzle]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' You’re right, too scary. ''[they both think and finally get the name and hug]''
{{L|Pearl|''[in the ordering window to hand SpongeBob an order]'' SpongeBob, order up!}}
*'''SpongeBob & Pearl:''' The Kuddly Krab! ''[a rainbow of colors fills the screen. Pearl, SpongeBob and an anguished Squidward stand outside the new restaurant. The sign for the restaurant is now a heart and a cutesy robot Krabs is waving his arms atop it. The restaurant outside itself is tye-died with colors and rainbows and the flags are now hearts. Balloons are hanging from the roof and giant lollipops come from the chimney. Pearl and SpongeBob, giggling, walk back in the restaurant. Squid is so mad that the two K’s on his uniform catch on fire and he shakes the pole. Millie and Fred drive by in a car]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Two... sa-''lads.'' Never heard of it. ''[gasp]'' I got to stay hip. I don't want to end up like silly old Squidward. But what in the name of Davy Jones' locker is a ''[pronounces it wrong]'' sa-''lad?'' ''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking up to Pearl with a tray with two Krabby Patties]'' Here you go. Two sa-''lads.''}}
*'''Millie:''' It’s a shame old man Krabs sold the Krusty Krab.
{{L|Pearl|Ew, gross. Those aren't salads. Take those back. Remove the bun, the patty and the condiments.}}
*'''Fred:''' That’s a darn shame. Hey, lady! Do you know where we can get something to eat around here?
{{L|SpongeBob|But that leaves just lettuce and tomato.}}
*'''Squidward:''' That’s it! I quit! ''[he rips off his uniform, revealing nothing under it. A police whistle is blown and a cop comes over. He writes him a ticket and places it between his legs. Inside the restaurant, it’s a total makeover, like Pearl said before, it’s a teenage paradise]''
{{L|Pearl|Exactly.}}
*'''Girl squid:''' Finally! A cool place for teens to just, you know, hang out! ''[Pearl and SpongeBob marvel at their makeover] ''
{{L|SpongeBob|All right. ''[walks back to the kitchen and sadly removes the top bun]'' Okay, no buns. That's hip. ''[removes the bottom buns and top buns]'' No patties, ''[removes the patties]'' happenin'. ''[crushed]'' Oh, yeah, that's definitely the coolest meal I ever saw.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Pearl, you’re a genius. All these young, hip new customers. Fooey on Squidward. He can’t keep up with the times. You’re a true visionary, Pearl.
{{L|Nazz-Mimi|This is so cool!}}
*'''Pearl:''' Thank you, SpongeBob. I do have 20/20 vision. ''[blinks bashfully]''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks over with a tray of salads to Nazz and Nancy Suzy fish at a table, who are talking]'' Two salads. ''[drops the tray on the table and walks back to the kitchen]'' That was awful. I hope I never have to tear apart a perfectly good Krabby Patty ever again. I don't think my heart can take it. ''[screams, noticing the grill is gone]'' Where's the grill?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Well, hip people have to eat too. Back to the grill. ''[SpongeBob is in the kitchen at the grill]'' The customers may be hot but my grill is hotter. [''he pushes his spatula on the grill and imitates a sizzle.]''
{{L|Pearl|Come on, SpongeBob, you're a hip guy. You know fried foods are O-U-T, out.}}
*'''Pearl:''' ''[Pearl is in the ordering window to hand SpongeBob an order] ''SpongeBob, order up!
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh... right on.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Two… sal-ads. Never heard of it. I got to stay hip. I don’t want to end up like silly old Squidward. But what in the name of Davy Jones’ locker is a ''[pronounces it wrong]'' sal-lad?'' [cut to SpongeBob walking up to Pearl with a tray with two Krabby Patties]'' Here you go. Two sa-lads.
{{L|Pearl|Check out this new menu I came up with. ''[SpongeBob takes the menu]''}}
*'''Pearl:''' Ew, gross. Those aren’t salads. Take those back. Remove the bun, the patty and the condiments.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[reading it]'' Salad and tea. But where are the Krabby Patties?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' But that just leaves the lettuce and the tomato.
{{L|Pearl|Oh, silly, those aren't hip. Oh, you won't be needing that thing anymore. ''[takes the spatula from SpongeBob. He starts to stutter]'' I've got something more fun for you to do anyway. ''[cut to SpongeBob outside the restaurant in a crab suit, waving at cars. One car with Jimmy Gus stops]''}}
*'''Pearl:''' Exactly.
{{L|Jimmy-Gus|Hey, buddy, you need a ride? I was just on my way to the big doofus convention. ''[laughs and drives off]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' All right. ''[walks back to the kitchen and sadly removes the buns]'' OK, no buns. That’s hip. ''[removes the patty] ''No patties, happenin.''[crushed']'' Oh yeah, that’s definitely the coolest meal I’ve ever saw.
{{L|SpongeBob|This is humiliating. I'm a fry cook, darn it! You can take away my spatula, but when you take away my dignity, that's when I get mad! I'm going to march right into Mr. Krabs' office and tell him this is just too much! ''[walks toward the restaurant, but gravity gets the best of him and he falls over. He struggles to get up and starts to whimper. Cut to SpongeBob at Mr. Krabs' door, outside the costume.]'' Okay, SpongeBob, you can do this. Come on... ''[knocks on the door and peeks in]'' Mr. Krabs, could I talk to you? ''[Mr. Krabs' office is just as elaborately decorated as the rest of the restaurant]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on in, me boy. Have a seat.}}
*'''Nazz: '''This is so cool!
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks, Mr. Krabs. ''[sits down in a bear bean bag chair, but starts to sink inside it]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't you just love me new office? Pearly designed it for me.}}
*SpongeBob: [SpongeBob walks over with a tray of sal-lads to Nazz and Nancy at a table, who are talking] Two salads. ''[he drops the tray on the table and walks back to the kitchen]'' That was awful. I hope I never have to tear apart a perfectly good Krabby Patty ever again. I don’t think my heart can take it. ''[he screams, noticing the grill is gone]'' Where’s the grill?
{{L|SpongeBob|''[has sunk in, now you can only see his eye]'' Mr. Krabs, um, I think we've got a problem.}}
*'''Pearl:''' Come on SpongeBob, you’re a hip guy. You know that fried foods are O-U-T, out!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Isn't that the neatest $40 chair you ever sat in?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Uh… right on.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[has totally sunk into the chair and he sticks out his hand]'' Sure, Mr. Krabs, but I've got some bad news.}}
*'''Pearl:''' Check out this new menu I came up with. ''[SpongeBob takes the menu]''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|How about my cuddly executive buddy? ''[picks up a blue stress-relief doll]'' Reduces stress for only five easy payments of $9.95. ''[squeezes it as its eyes, nose and ears pop out]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[reading it]'' Salad and tea. But where are the Krabby Patties?
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pops out of the chair]'' Mr. Krabs, Pearl is ruining the Krusty Krab! ''[covers his mouth]''}}
*'''Pearl:''' Silly, those aren’t hip. And you won’t be needing that thing anymore. ''[takes the spatula from SpongeBob. He starts to stutter]'' I’ve got something more fun for you to do anyway. ''[cut to SpongeBob outside the restaurant in a crab suit, waving at cars. One car with Gus stops]''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What?! Why, Pearl is saving the Krusty Krab! I mean, the Kuddly Krab. ''[goes over to a picture of a seahorse]'' What would we do without these beautiful $20 sea unicorn wall hangers? ''[goes to a strand of lights]'' How could we have ever survive without these $35 heart lights? How could we go on without a sea fern on every last table?! ''[holds one up]'' It's hip! It's coral! It's... it's losing money! ''[starts to cry]'' Oh, you're right, SpongeBob. But I can't fire me pride and joy. It would break her fragile little heart! What am I going to do?}}
*'''Gus:''' Hey buddy, you need a ride? I was just on my way to the big doofus convention! ''[laughs and drives off]''
{{L|SpongeBob|There, there, Mr. Krabs. I'm sure there's another way.}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''This is humiliating. I’m a fry cook, darn it! You can take away my spatula, but when you take away my dignity, that’s when I get mad! I’m going to march right up to Mr. Krabs’ office and tell him this is just too much! ''[he walks toward the restaurant, but gravity gets the best of him and he falls over. He struggles to get up and starts to whimper. Cut to Sponge at Mr. Krabs’ door, outside the costume]'' OK SpongeBob, you can do this. Come on… ''[he knocks on the door and peeks in]'' Mr. Krabs, can I talk to you? ''[Mr. Krabs’ office is just as elaborately decorated as the rest of the restaurant] ''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's it, boy!}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Come on in, me boy! Have a seat.
{{L|SpongeBob|What's it?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, Mr. Krabs. ''[he sits down in a bear bean bag chair, but starts to sink inside it] ''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You could fire her! It's okay if she hates you.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Don’t you just love me new office? Pearly designed it for me. 
{{L|SpongeBob|That's not what I said, sir. ''[Mr. Krabs brings SpongeBob to the door]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[SpongeBob has sunk in, now you can only see his eye] ''Mr. Krabs, um, I think we have a problem.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Great then, it's all settled: you fire Pearly, I'll hide in me office. ''[SpongeBob is pushed out the door and accidentally runs into Pearl]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Isn’t that the neatest $40 chair you ever sat in?
{{L|Pearl|Totally rude, SpongeBob.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[SpongeBob has totally sunk into the chair and he sticks out his hand]'' Sure Mr. Krabs, but I’ve got some bad news.
{{L|SpongeBob|Pearl, could I see you in the kitchen for a second?}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' How about my cuddly executive buddy? ''[picks up a blue stress-relief doll]'' Reduces stress for only five easy payments of $9.95.'' [Krabs squeezes it and its eyes, nose and ears pop out.]''
{{L|Pearl|Sure, SpongeBob. ''[they walk to the kitchen]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[SpongeBob pops out of the chair] ''Mr. Krabs, Pearl is ruining the Krusty Krab! ''[he covers his mouth]''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[thinking]'' How am I going to break it to her? I've never fired anyone before. I just got to say it. Pearl, you're fired! Okay, here it goes. ''[opens his mouth to say it, but Pearl is already crying]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' What?! Why, Pearl is saving the Krusty Krab! I mean, the Kuddly Krab. ''[goes over to a picture of a seahorse''] What would we do without these beautiful $20 sea unicorn wallhangers? ''[goes to a strand of lights]'' How could we ever survive without these $35 art lights? How could we go on without a sea fern on every last table?! ''[holds one up]'' It’s hip! It’s coral! It’s… it’s losing money! ''[starts to cry]'' Oh you’re right SpongeBob. But I can’t fire me pride and joy, it’ll break her fragile little heart! What am I going to do?
{{L|Pearl|''[crying]'' Oh, SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob lets out a sigh of some relief]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' There there, Mr. Krabs. I’m sure there’s another way.
{{L|Pearl|I can't take it anymore! Nothing I do is working!}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' That’s it boy! You could fire her! It’s OK if she hates you.
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure it is, Pearl! Look at all the hip, young people eating sa-''lads!''}}
*'''SpongeBob: '''That’s not what I said, sir. ''[Mr. Krabs brings SpongeBob to the door]''
{{L|Pearl|No, don't you get it? I've been trying to get fired since day one! I was only pretending to like this place to please Daddy! This job is cutting majorly into my social life! Oh, SpongeBob, what should I do?}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Great then, it’s all settled: you fire Pearly, I’ll wait in me office. ''[SpongeBob is pushed out the door and accidentally runs into Pearl]''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[thinks for a second]'' I've got it! I could pretend to ''[air quotes]'' "fire you." I'll take the heat from old man Krabs later.}}
*'''Pearl:''' Totally rude, SpongeBob.
{{L|Pearl|''[grabs SpongeBob in a bone-snapping hug]'' Gosh, you'd really do that for me? You're a great pal, SpongeBob. How can I ever thank you?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Pearl, can I see to you in the kitchen for a second?
{{L|SpongeBob|''[muffled]'' Stop trying to break me in half?}}
*'''Pearl:''' Sure, SpongeBob.'' [they walk to the kitchen]''
{{L|Pearl|''[drops him]'' Deal. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Pearl walking up to Mr. Krabs' door, Pearl tries to conceal her laughing]'' Oh, boy, oh, boy!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[thinking]'' How am I going to break it to her? I’ve never fired anyone before. I just got to say it. Pearl, you’re fired! OK, here it goes. ''[SpongeBob opens his mouth to say it, but Pearl is already crying]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Pearl. We got to make this convincing. ''[loud and clear]'' Pearl, I need to have a word with you. ''[we see Mr. Krabs in his office, sobbing]''}}
*'''Pearl:''' ''[crying]'' Oh, SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob lets out a sigh of some relief]''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh no, here it goes! I don't know if I can bear to listen.}}
*'''Pearl:''' I can’t take it anymore! Nothing I do is working!
{{L|SpongeBob|It's not that you haven't done a good job around here, it's just that...}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Sure it is, Pearl. Look at all the hip, young people eating sal-lads!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[now pushed against the door]'' Don't be too hard on her, now. Why does it have to be in this way? ''[sees himself in the uniform in the mirror]'' It's for the best.}}
*'''Pearl:''' No, don’t you get it! I’ve been trying to get fired since day one! I was only pretending to like this place to please Daddy. This job is cutting majorly into my social life. Oh SpongeBob, what should I do?
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, we feel it might be in everybody's best interest if...}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[SpongeBob thinks for a second]'' I got it! I can pretend to ''[air quotes]'' "fire you." I’ll take the heat from old man Krabs later.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I can't let him do this! ''[goes for the door, then sees the vault open. It's empty, and a spider crawls around its web]'' Get on with it, SpongeBob!}}
*'''Pearl:''' ''[Pearl grabs SpongeBob in a bone-snapping hug] ''Gosh, you’d really do that for me? You’re a great pal, SpongeBob. How can I ever thank you?!
{{L|SpongeBob|Pearl, you're fired. ''[Mr. Krabs chokes and falls over]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[muffled]'' Stop trying to break me in half?
{{L|Pearl|''[whispers]'' Thanks, SpongeBob! ''[kisses him, then runs off and jumps into a car with all her friends]'' Come on, gang, the mall awaits! ''[they drive off. SpongeBob runs into the office]''}}
*'''Pearl:''' ''[Pearl drops him] ''Deal. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Pearl walking up to Mr. Krabs’ door, Pearl tries to conceal her laughing] ''Oh, boy!'' , ''
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Mr. Krabs, I did it! ''[screams when he sees Mr. Krabs' body. He runs over to a bill behind glass, which is for emergency purposes and he breaks the glass. He waves the bill under Mr. Krabs' nose.]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' OK, Pearl. We’ve got to make this convincing. ''[loud and clear]'' Pearl I need to have a word with you! ''[we see Mr. Krabs in his office sobbing]''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[regaining consciousness]'' Oh, Pearly... ''[sniffs]'' Is that a $20? ''[pockets the bill]'' Oh, SpongeBob, how could we have done such a thing to me own flesh and blood? ''[cries]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh no, here it goes! I don’t know if I can bear to listen.
{{L|SpongeBob|There, there, Mr. Krabs. Pearl took it just fine, in fact, she seemed kind of happy.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' It’s not that you haven’t done a good job around here, it’s just that…
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Really?}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''[Mr. Krabs is pushed against the door]'' Don’t be too hard on her, now. Why does it have to be this way? ''[he sees himself in the uniform in the mirror]'' It’s for the best.
{{L|SpongeBob|She's off to bigger and better things.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Well, we feel it might be in everybody’s best interest if…
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's me girl; tough as nails, just like her old man! ''[laughs]'' But how am I gonna get my money back for all this stuff? ''[SpongeBob thinks. Cut to his house, where all the stuff is put up in his house. SpongeBob dances in his uniform to the music]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' I can’t let him do this! ''[he goes for the door, then sees the vault open. It’s empty, and a spider crawls around its web]'' Get on with it, SpongeBob!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughing]'' Isn't this great, Gary? And it only cost me one year's salary!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Pearl, you’re fired. ''[Mr. Krabs chokes and falls over]''
{{L|Gary|''[covered in stuffed animals and his shell has flowers painted on it]'' Meow?}}
*'''Pearl:''' Thanks, SpongeBob. ''[kisses him. She runs off and jumps into a car with all her friends]'' Come on gang, the mall awaits! ''[they drive off. SpongeBob runs into the office]''
[[pt-br:Nas Botas do Chefe (transcrição)]]
*'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Mr. Krabs, I did it! ''[he screams when he sees Mr. Krabs’ body. He runs over to a bill behind glass, which is for emergency purposes and he breaks the glass. He waves the bill under Krabs’ nose.]''
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''[regaining consciousness]'' Oh Pearly… ''[sniffs]'' Is that a 20? ''[he pockets the bill]'' Oh SpongeBob, how could I have done such a thing to me own fresh and blood? ''[cries]''
*'''SpongeBob: '''There, there, Mr. Krabs. Pearl took it just fine, in fact, she seemed sort of happy.
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Really?
*'''SpongeBob:''' She’s off to bigger and better things.
*'''Mr. Krabs: '''That’s me old girl; tough as nails, just like her old man! ''[laughs]'' But how am I going to get my money back for all this stuff? ''[SpongeBob thinks. Cut to his house, where all the stuff is put up in his house. SpongeBob dances in his uniform to the music]''
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[laughing]'' Isn’t this great, Gary? And it only cost me one year’s salary!
*'''Gary:''' ''['Gary is covered in stuffed animals and his shell has flowers painted on it]'' Meow?
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