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(Squidward is putting the finishing touches on a trophy case)
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{{L|''[The camera zooms in on SpongeBob sitting sobbing in the area between his pineapple and Squidward's house. He lies down face-down and his tears send him up and down off the ground. He goes back to normal sobbing while sitting, he then bends his top half in towards his bottom half. Patrick walks up, picks SpongeBob up, and gives him a hug.]''}}
Squidward: Well, Squidward, ol' boy, all that's left is to go win that dancing trophy and give it a home. After all, nobody ever worked harder to get it than you. (flashback to him dancing with some other fish) All those years of training with the masters. Your tireless effort to keep your instrument supple. (flashback to him getting his legs twisted and stretched) Not to mention your weekly thigh waxing. (pulls some hair off his leg) And now, it's time to go get it. So, let's do it. Whoo...! (runs out of his house and into a bar of bamboo)
{{L|Patrick|There, there, SpongeBob. No need to cry.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[He pops off Patrick's shoulder]'' Yes, there is, Patrick. Sandy's been gone for two whole days.}}
Patrick: Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. Want to give me a ruling, SpongeBob?
{{L|Patrick|Two whole days?! ''[tears pour out of his eyes like a hose as he begins to wail]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, why'd she have to go to that science convention in Texas?!}}
SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward, you got to go lower to win.
{{L|Patrick|Tejas! ''[sobbing]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffles, looks at his watch]'' She won't be back for 1 more hour, 26 minutes and 47 seconds!}}
Squidward: What? What are you two doing?
{{L|Patrick|Oh, 47 seconds! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick cry tears in each others faces]'' I miss Sandy so much. Her tentacles, ''[waves his arms]'' the way she plays clarinet, her massive nose! ''[a nose like Squidward's pops onto his face]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, that's Squidward. ''[Patrick's Squidward-like nose disappears]'' He's not gone, he's right here. ''[pan over to Squidward planting a flower]''}}
SpongeBob: We're limbo dancing to get ready for the dance-a-thon auditions.
{{L|Squidward|''[He is shown wearing a gardening hat and holding a shovel and holding a flower in one hand and a trowel in the other. He is also digging a hole. He finishes digging the hole and looks at SpongeBob.]'' No, I'm not. ''[drops the flower into the ground and walks into his home, slamming the door behind him in annoyance]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I sure do miss that squirrel. ''[sniff]'' Her karate chopping, ''[karate chops ground]'' that ten-gallon glass dome over her dome. And who can forget those buck teeth? ''[his buck teeth come together and sparkle. They return to normal]'' After Sandy gets back, we're gonna let her know just how much we miss her.}}
Patrick: We're gonna win the trophy.
{{L|Patrick|Is Sandy the one I call Mom?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick, that's your mother. But that does give me an idea. We'll throw Sandy the mother of all welcome home parties! Patrick, to the treedome! ''[runs off, distorted trumpet fanfare plays]''}}
Squidward: Ha. The two of you? Don't make me laugh. Come here... see that? That's where the trophy's going. (shows them the trophy case)
{{L|Patrick|Wa-hey! ''[Patrick runs after SpongeBob.]''}}
 
{{L|''[The scene changes to show Sandy's house. SpongeBob and Patrick sneak into it with party supplies. SpongeBob twirls the handle open and the two run in and start painting on a blue banner with light blue paint. SpongeBob writes from left to right, and Patrick does the opposite. They run out of space on the banner, and it reads "WELCOMANDY." Balloons rise up, transitioning to Patrick inhaling deeply. He holds an un-inflated balloon to his water helmet and tries to blow it up, failing. SpongeBob walks over, knocking on Patrick's Helmet to get his attention. He looks up at the tree. Patrick and SpongeBob jump out of the tree holding balloons. The balloons fill with air as the two float down. They stop, floating in mid-air just above the ground and start to kick their legs trying to reach it. There is another balloon transition to SpongeBob icing a cake which reads "WELCOME HOME SANDY!"]''}}
SpongeBob: You built us a trophy case for when we win? (both hug Squidward) Oh, you are a true friend.
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah. ''[cake is shown, with two red hearts on the both sides of the of the word "Home." SpongeBob sets the icing down. The cake is missing from the tray and SpongeBob gasps. Patrick is next to him eating the cake. His water helmet is sitting on the table. He notices SpongeBob glaring at him, pulls the cake out of his mouth and sets it on the tray. The cake is now in the shape of Texas]'' Huh? ''[View of the cake. The two red hearts are at the top of the Texas-shaped cake, above the words "Welcome Home Sandy!" written in cursive. The 'y' in 'Sandy' curls down to a waving SpongeBob and Patrick decoration. The two smile, SpongeBob has a "good job" type smile and Patrick has a reluctant smile. There is another balloon transition to Patrick and SpongeBob pulling ropes to hang a blue "WELCOME 'DOME' SANDY" banner in the branches of the tree. A wooden sign points out from the top of the tree that reads "WE MISSED YOU!" Balloons are hung in the tree's branches as well as pink banners.]'' We've readied this place for Sandy's arrival, which should be in about... ''[He looks at his watch]'' ...Whoo! Right now! ''[The normal submarine-like bus comes down the road, pulls up to Sandy's house and stops. The door opens and Sandy walks out, carrying a suitcase. Patrick and SpongeBob run out from the treedome and stop in front of Sandy. SpongeBob sings]'' Welcome home, Sandy, you know that we missed ya!}}
 
{{L|Incidental 41|''[off-screen]'' No! ''[on-screen]'' No one wants to hear you sing!}}
Squidward: no, you twits. I built that trophy case for me when I win. I'm going to ace the tryouts today and then I'm going to the finals tomorrow and win the trophy. I am going forth to meet my destiny. Good-bye. (runs out but runs into the limbo bar again)
{{L|Sandy|Sorry, SpongeBob, he's got a fierce no-singing policy. ''[bus drives off]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|That's quite alright, Miss Cheeks. As long you don't have a fierce no-partying policy! ''[Sandy giggles. The three go inside the treedome]'' First, cake, then we'll karate-chop, and then...}}
Patrick: Ruling, Spongebob?
{{L|Sandy|''[She notices the decorations the two had put up earlier]'' Wow, guys! You two, uh... ''[she scratches her neck. All but her helmet is off]'' Really know how to, uh.. ''[scratches her back]'' Throw a party.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I knew it! You have been itching to see us!}}
SpongeBob: I think we better raise the bar. (cut to the tryouts where Squidward sits down on the bench)
{{L|Sandy|Well, something's making my skin crawl.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Maybe a slice of cake will take your mind off of your crawling hide. ''[The scene changes to show the three at the picnic table with cake.]'' Patrick and I made this cake especially for your return. ''[SpongeBob passes a slice of the cake to Patrick]''}}
SpongeBob & Patrick: Hiya, Squidward.
{{L|Patrick|This is gonna taste so good again.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Dig in, Sandy! ''[Sandy is scratching her back with a fork]'' Uh...}}
Squidward: Oh, great. The flying Gyvonne Brothers. Just ignore them, Squidward.
{{L|Sandy|Looks... Tasty, SpongeBob.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[He drops his fork]'' Are you okay, Sandy?}}
Female: (over loudspeaker) Contestants 51 and 52 to the stage, please.
{{L|Sandy|I'm fine! My skin just hasn't adjusted to this here underwater air. ''[Sandy's fur begins to be pulled out with her scratching, it floats onto SpongeBob's plate and slice of cake. He moves the plate away with his fork, looking disgusted. He looks over to Patrick and sees him combing the hair on his cake, formed into a mustache and hairdo]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh.. Hey, Sandy. Sandy. ''[he pokes her back, and holds up a pink box with a red ribbon on it]'' Surprise! ''[He sets it on the table]'' Patrick and I chipped in and got ya a little somethin' somethin'.}}
SpongeBob: We're up, Patrick. Wish us luck, Squidward.
{{L|Sandy|Aww, guys, you shouldn't have. ''[she rips the wrapping and lid off of the box, and lifts up a purple sandboard]'' A new itch board? I mean, a new snowboard? Boy, I sure can't wait to scratch this down chafe mountain.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't you mean ride this down Scab Mountain?}}
Squidward: Do I know you?
{{L|Sandy|Thank you very rawness, SpongeBob and Pat.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, you're welcome, Sandy. Hey, uh, are you still up for some karate chops?}}
SpongeBob: (laughs) You kidder. Let's go, Patrick.
{{L|Sandy|''[Still scratching her neck]'' Rashy sore! I mean, sure.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[The scene changes to show SpongeBob and Sandy in their karate gear]'' Ya ready? ''[Sandy scratches her back with her karate gloves on]'' And how 'bout now? You ready?}}
Squidward: Poor boobs, they don't stand a chance. (laughs)
{{L|Sandy|''[Sandy gets on the floor and scratches her head like a dog, then gets up and scratches her arm]'' Creepin' critters! Feels like somethin's bitin' me. ''[She looks at her arm closely, her eyes move back and forth, she spots a flea. The flea is biting Sandy's skin. The flea looks up and screeches]'' I've got a flea? Well, I ain't gonna take that without a fight! ''[She karate chops her arm]'' Hi...yah! ''[The flea jumps off Sandy's arm and lands on her leg]'' I'll get ya! ''[She chops her leg three times and tosses her gloves away. She starts biting her leg. SpongeBob and Patrick stare at her, then look at each other. Sandy scratches her leg and her back with her hands, then turns over to scratch her back. SpongeBob walks over]'' SpongeBob, my suitcase! Hurry! ''[SpongeBob brings over a blue suitcase. Sandy opens it]'' I'm ashamed to say this, SpongeBob, but while I was in Texas, I seem to have picked up a flea. ''[She digs around for something]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|What's a flea?}}
SpongeBob: Well, see you at the finals tomorrow, Squidward.
{{L|Sandy|A flea is a dastardly little vermin that bites us air breathers. But this here flea collar will send the critter a-runnin'. ''[Flea jumps off Sandy and lands on SpongeBob's hand. The flea screeches]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' He tickles! Oh, this isn't so bad! ''[flea bites him]'' Ow! ''[gasps]'' He bit me! Got any more of those fancy collars, Sandy?}}
 
{{L|Sandy|No, but you can use this one right quick. ''[She puts the collar on SpongeBob's wrist. The flea jumps off SpongeBob and lands on Patrick's belly]''}}
Squidward: You actually got in?
{{L|Patrick|Ow! Ah, ooh, ow, ooh, ah, yah, aah! ''[Breathes heavily and then laughs]'' Connect the dots. ''[pulls out a pencil and draws lines between the bite marks]'' I drawed a horsey. ''[we see the "horse" he drew for a moment and the flea still bites him]'' Ouch! Why does this flea keep biting me?}}
 
{{L|Sandy|'Cause he's hungry. When a flea bites ya, it's 'cause he's sucking up your blood for nutrition.}}
SpongeBob: Yep.
{{L|Patrick|I've been bit by a vampire flea! ''[He looks up into the air]'' No! ''[kneels and looks down]'' I'm gonna turn into a vampire now! ''[lies on the ground and starts pulling out grass]'' It's already happening! Ah, ah! ''[growls, blows raspberry, his tongue goes around his mouth, then opens and closes mouth and has a squirrel nose]''}}
 
{{L|Sandy|Patrick, ''[Patrick's nose disappears]'' there ain't no such thing as vampires.}}
Squidward: Humph, if those two nitwits made it then I'm a shoo-in.
{{L|Patrick|''[scratches side like a dog]'' Augh! Doesn't matter! ''[Grabs flea collar off SpongeBob]'' Oh, this itch is killing me! Yagh! ''[puts the collar on like a belt. The flea jumps off Patrick screeching and lands back on Sandy. She starts scratching]''}}
 
{{L|Sandy|Aah! Gimme that! ''[She takes the collar and puts it on her neck]'' Phew! ''[The flea jumps back on SpongeBob and goes under his tie]''}}
Female: (over loudspeaker) Contestant 53 to the stage, please.
{{L|SpongeBob|Nyahh! Oh! Sandy, please! Help me! ''[Scratches]''}}
 
{{L|Sandy|''[holds onto the collar]'' I need this!}}
Squidward: Look out, dancing world, here comes your future. Music, please. (dances)
{{L|SpongeBob|I need it more! ''[takes the collar and wears it like a belt. The flea jumps of of him and onto Patrick.]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Eee! ''[He grabs the collar]''}}
Judge: Next.
{{L|Sandy|Yah! ''[The flea jumps and goes in Sandy's nose. At this point, the flea passes by both eyes and scratches the inside. Sandy screams and takes the collar. They all fight for it and at one point, Patrick throws SpongeBob aside. Sandy is exhausted from scratching. Then, the flea lays eggs. The eggs hatch and two fleas emerge screeching. The three fleas jump off of Sandy's head. The fleas land on SpongeBob and he spins around on the floor scratching]'' Enough! I will not take this anymore! ''[She wraps the collar around SpongeBob, Patrick, and herself]'' Whatcha gonna do now, punks? ''[The fleas jump off of them]'' Looky, it worked! Phew. I'm glad that's over.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Um, is that what over looks like? ''[points to an increasing amount of fleas]''}}
Squidward: Excuse me?
{{L|Sandy|Tarnation! They're multiplyin' like mad! ''[The flea "pile" comes over and eats away the flea collar. Sandy, SpongeBob, and Patrick scream]'' Run!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Okay! ''[A flea "cannon" shoots flea "cannonballs." They hit the glass and go back into a pile. The "cannon" shoots "cannonballs" at the three but they dodge them]''}}
Judge: You're done. You know, next contestant. You didn't make the cut, sorry, Mac.
{{L|Patrick|Wah!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa!}}
Squidward: But, but, but, but, you don't understand. I already build a trophy case with the cutest little plaque. If I could just touch it... (grabs the trophy)
{{L|Sandy|Hey! ''["cannonballs" hit the glass and the flea pile grows bigger]'' Y'all got the aim of a cross-eyed armadilla! ''[the flea pile grows even bigger and makes the shape of an ocean wave. The three scream]'' Run again!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Okay! ''[The flea wave hits the three of them. SpongeBob looks at his arms and they swell with flea bites. Sandy and Patrick swell, too.]''}}
Judge: Hey!
{{L|SpongeBob|Aah!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Mraah!}}
Squidward: But I, hey... (guards punch Squidward out of the building) Unhand me, you brutes. Ah! (cut to Squidward crying into his house and walking into a limbo bar again)
{{L|Sandy|Aah!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, thanks for having us, Sandy, but we gotta go!}}
Patrick: SpongeBob?
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, good to see ya. ''[They run toward the door, but a flea tornado beats them there. The tornado then chases after them]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Raah! ''[Squidward is seen walking and listening to some music]'' Help! Help! Help!}}
SpongeBob: You're just not getting into the spirit of this thing, Squidward.
{{L|Squidward|Just ignore them, Squidward, and continue your power walk. Heel, toe, heel, toe, heel, toe, heel, toe.}}
 
{{L|Sandy|Back off! ''[Sandy is squishing the fleas by stepping on them, but they overpower her and run her over. SpongeBob and Patrick rush over]''}}
Squidward: Doh, help me up.
{{L|SpongeBob|Sandy! Oh, no! Are you okay? ''[Sandy gets up and spits out fleas]''}}
 
{{L|Sandy|Them varmints is tough. They're from Texas, phew!}}
SpongeBob: How'd the audition go, Squidward?
{{L|Patrick|It's gonna be all right. ''[picks her up]'' We will help you. ''[Fleas come down like planes. SpongeBob and Patrick scream]'' Okay, you know what? None of this would have happened if you didn't come back with your infestation! All you've brought us is fleas and trouble and pain and itching and a rash! And pain and fleas and itching and... pain! So... much... pain! So much pain... ''[He looks at SpongeBob]'' And as for you! If you hadn't thrown this party, we wouldn't be in this mess!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a minute! You had as much to do with this party as I did!}}
Squidward: The audition? My trophy? (cries) I mean, uh, uh, yeah, the audition. (chuckles) Evidently, I'm such a great dancer that I've been banned from the competition for life.
{{L|Patrick|You call this a party? I'm beginning to question ''[He taps on SpongeBob's helmet]'' our friendship!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Stop smudging my helmet!}}
Patrick: Whoa.
{{L|Patrick|Oh, I've got half a mind, buddy!}}
 
{{L|Sandy|''[Gets between the two]'' Would you two men stop yelling at each other?! ''[Pushes them to the ground]'' What does that prove?! If we're gonna get out of this, we gotta work together.}}
SpongeBob: Impressive. (gasps) Hey, Squidward, would you be our coach for the finals?
{{L|Patrick|You're right. I have an idea. SpongeBob, you get on Sandy's shoulders. ''[SpongeBob does so]'' Uh-huh. Good. Now, I'll get on top of you...! ''[Straining to get on top of SpongeBob's shoulders. He sits down]'' Ah... ''[Munches on an apple, then burps]'' Ahhh... Much better. ''[the "tower" topples over]'' Whoa!}}
 
{{L|Sandy|''[annoyed at Patrick's stupidity]'' I do not play games! ''[The fleas assemble to make an evil face, then laugh maniacally. SpongeBob and Patrick hold each other in fright]'' Quick! Get in the tree house! It's the only safe place left. ''[Shuts the door behind her]'' We should be protected here. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick look shocked as the tree house rumbles and shakes and fleas enter through the window]'' Hold on! ''[Sandy throws an acorn on a button labeled "Emergency Escape Hatch." The floor opens and leads them back outside. Fleas start to take over the treedome, and break the picnic table, and start to cover SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy]''}}
Squidward: What? I've got better thinks to do than help you two dopes.
{{L|SpongeBob|Is this how we're gonna spend the rest of our lives? Living in fleas instead of water?}}
 
{{L|Sandy|''[Her mind pings with an idea]'' SpongeBob! That's it! Water! ''[She puts on her helmet and karate chops her way to the door. She opens it, and water starts to fill the dome. Patrick and SpongeBob start to cry. Their helmets come off]''}}
Patrick: Like polishing your empty trophy case?
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Water! ''[Fish are being sucked into the dome]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|It sure is good to have you back, Sandy! ''[As the episode irises out, the ocean is empty, with all the citizens stuck in Sandy's treedome.]''}}
Squidward: Fine. But I keep the trophy when we win, deal?
 
SpongeBob & Patrick: Deal.
 
Squidward: Ok. Show me what you got, Patrick.
 
Patrick: Ok, here I go. Watch me now. (goes under the limbo stick but gets a cramp before going all the way through) Cramp! (screams and rolls around. Squidward opens the door and Patrick rolls outside)
 
Squidward: Well, I guess that just leaves you, SpongeBob. Show me your stuff. Ready, and... (turns on some music. SpongeBob laughs and wiggles his arms and legs all around the room. Squidward grabs his arms) Having fun?
 
SpongeBob: Yes, yes I am.
 
Squidward: SpongeBob, dancing isn't supposed to be fun. It's supposed to be art and art is suffering! Now, we'll start with some ballet. Watch my feet and follow my lead. Ready, and ply. (SpongeBob and Squidward bend their knees) Relive. (twirl around on their toes) And now grand jet. (Squidward slips on the limbo stick) Where am I? See if I can find the lights. (turns on the light and sees a giant SpongeBob face. Squidward's head is stuck inside SpongeBob’s body) Wait a minute. (feels around) This gives me an idea. (Squidward's body is now inside SpongeBob’s) Ready, SpongeBob? A one and a two, and ply. Relive. Grand jet. (SpongeBob’s legs get tangled in a knot) No, no, no. This will never work. You've got two left feet.
 
SpongeBob: How'd you know?
 
Squidward: Gimme those. (takes SpongeBob’s legs and puts his own legs through SpongeBob’s pants) That's better. Ok, let's go. SpongeBob, what are you doing? (SpongeBob’s arms are in the air wiggling) Why are you moving your arms like that?
 
SpongeBob: (laughs) I guess they're happy.
 
Squidward: Argh, hand 'em over. (SpongeBob hands Squidward one of his arms) And the other one, come on. (Squidward breaks off the other one then uses his arms as SpongeBob’s) Ah, now that's more like it.
 
SpongeBob: Gee, Squidward, with your arms and legs doing all the work, I'm not really doing anything. I think I should help.
 
Squidward: Are you questioning my leadership.
 
SpongeBob: Well, I just...
 
Squidward: Ok, hand it over. (SpongeBob hands his mouth to Squidward)
 
SpongeBob: You know what, Squidward?
 
Squidward: What's that?
 
SpongeBob: I think I'm suffering for my art now. (cut to the dance recital where a fish is already dancing) Good gravy. Get a load of the talent here.
 
Squidward: Oh, please. Just wait until you see my brilliant moves. (the fish who is dancing falls on his face. The crowd gasps as the judges give him a total score of 5. The next dancer is a whale balancing a ball on its head. The judges total score is 23.5. The next dancer is a giant sea horse. Then a dancer who can balance coins on his arms while jumping up and down. The judges score him a 29.5.)
 
SpongeBob: Oh my goodness. I am honored to be in the presence of such divine talent.
 
Squidward: Quit groveling. Where is your dignity? These losers are here to worship us. I mean me. By the end of the night I'll have them on their knees just begging for more.
 
Female: (over loudspeaker) Now that's what I like to call a hard act to follow. Next up, we have SpongeBob SquarePants.
 
Fish: Oh, man. I can't wait. I am so stoked on dancing right now.
 
SpongeBob: Now, before I begin, let me just thank you all for coming out tonight. (Squidward grabs SpongeBob’s mouth)
 
Squidward: Will you stop it? And let my dancing do the talking.
(dances)
 
SpongeBob: Wow, Squidward, the crowd's gone silent.
 
Squidward: Of course they have. They are in the presence of a true artiste.
 
Fish: What's he doing?
Fish #2: Is he hurt?
 
Fish #3: I don't know man, but it's hurting my eyes.
 
Fish #4: I think I'm gonna be sick. (throws up)
 
SpongeBob: Uh, Squidward?
 
Squidward: Ha. If they think that's good, wait till they see... (gets a knot in his leg) Cramp! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! (bounces around on the floor while everyone leaves. A man who was asleep wakes up and is about to walk out the door)
 
Fish #5: Hey, guys, wait up. Huh? What's this? (sees SpongeBob dancing) That's kind of nice. Hey guys, come check this out.
 
Squidward: Must finish dance... on other... (gets another cramp in the other leg)
 
SpongeBob: Um, Squidward, is this part of the act?
 
Squidward: (screams) The pain! (crowd cheers and throws flower onto the stage)
 
Judge #2: By unanimous decision, we have a winner.
 
Squidward: (grabs the trophy and hugs it) I won, I won!
 
Judge #2: Never before have I seen such zest, such joie de vivre.
 
SpongeBob: Oh, thank you, you're too kind. But I couldn't have done it without a very special someone. (grabs Squidward)
 
Squidward: Wait, SpongeBob, no! (is pulled out from SpongeBob’s body)
 
Judge #2: The rules clearly state "A single dancer must perform without any further assistance from a partner." Therefore, you're the winner. (hands trophy to coin balancing dancer)
 
Fish #6: Oh man, the jig's up, Pedro. We're going home. (rips his wig in half and shows a man inside of it)
 
Pedro: It's all right, I'll go call a taxi.
 
Judge #2: Merciful Neptune. Are there any more cheaters?
 
Fish #7: (takes off the sea horse costume) Ah, crud, we're two dancers.
 
Octopus: We're nine dancers, actually. (lifts his kilt up to show 8 little ones around his legs)
 
Fish #8: (takes a muscle fish out of his pants) Does this count?
 
Judge #2: Isn't there a single dancer here who is not assisted by a partner?
 
Judge: Uh, what about number 52 over there? (Patrick is screaming and moving around on the ground)
 
Judge #2: Is he alone?
 
Judge: Well, let me see. (looks inside Patrick's mouth) Why, yes, he is a single dancer.
 
Judge #2: Oh, well, then. I guess he wins. (Patrick screams some more as everyone else cheers)
 
SpongeBob: I love your new dance, Patrick.
 
Patrick: Thanks.
 
Narrator: Epilogue.
 
Mom: Tommy? I've got a fresh load of laundr... (screams as she thinks Tommy is having a seizure on the floor) Tommy, oh, oh, dear me, no! (dials 911) Hello, it's an emergency! My son! He's...
 
Tommy: (scoffs) Mom, calm down. (stops music) I'm just doing "the cramp"!
 
Mom: (hangs up phone) Oh, oh you kids and your carzy dance fads. (she laughs and is soon joined by Mr Krabs, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward)
 
Patrick: Hey, everybody, let's all do "the cramp"!
 
All: Yeah! (Patrick sets up the music. Everybody dances "the cramp" while they scream.

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