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{{PatrickStarShow EpisodeTr
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|title = A Fool Schooled
|seasonnumber = 3
|airdate = {{Flag|USA}} {{Time|December 18}}, {{Time|2024}}
}}
{{L|''[Patrick bounces and drops onto his desk.]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick bounces and drops onto his desk.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Welcome back to ''The Patrick Show''. Next up, we have a little segment called ''[points]'' "You Can't Do That." ''[throws his desk to reveal he was on a diving board, the desk lands on the lawnies]'' Today, I'll be jumping from this diving board into that pitcher of water below.}}
{{L|Patrick|Welcome back to ''The Patrick Show''. Next up, we have a little segment called ''[points]'' "You Can't Do That." ''[throws his desk to reveal he was on a diving board, the desk lands on the lawnies]'' Today, I'll be jumping from this diving board into that pitcher of water below.}}
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{{L|Granny Tentacles|''[holds up her hand]'' For 20 Bucks! ''[Patrick gives her a dollar bill]'' Hmm. ''[sniffs the dollar and puts it under her shirt]'' All right, big boy, what'll it be?}}
{{L|Granny Tentacles|''[holds up her hand]'' For 20 Bucks! ''[Patrick gives her a dollar bill]'' Hmm. ''[sniffs the dollar and puts it under her shirt]'' All right, big boy, what'll it be?}}
{{L|Patrick|I'll take everything!}}
{{L|Patrick|I'll take everything!}}
{{L|Cecil|Uh, uh, uh. You forgot the magic words.}}
{{L|Bunny|Uh, uh, uh. You forgot the magic words.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[gasps]'' Oh, yeah. With cheese?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[gasps]'' Oh, yeah. With cheese?}}
{{L|Granny Tenteacles|Ah, close enough.}}
{{L|Granny Tentacles|Ah, close enough.}}
{{L|''[Granny Tentacles gives Patrick all of the food.]''}}
{{L|''[Granny Tentacles gives Patrick all of the food.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[laughs as he sits at a table and eats the food with his hands]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[laughs as he sits at a table and eats the food with his hands]''}}
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{{L|''[Patrick opens the door, crushing GrandPat.]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick opens the door, crushing GrandPat.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Wait, Sir Got It! How many times do I knock?}}
{{L|Patrick|Wait, Sir Got It! How many times do I knock?}}
{{L|Grandpat|''[weakly]'' Twice.}}
{{L|GrandPat|''[weakly]'' Twice.}}
{{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[uses GrandPat's tongue to knock on the door]'' One, two.}}
{{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[uses GrandPat's tongue to knock on the door]'' One, two.}}
{{L|Grandpat|''[breaks free, grunts and gets in front of Patrick]'' Now, what is the appropriate way to greet an elder?}}
{{L|GrandPat|''[breaks free, grunts and gets in front of Patrick]'' Now, what is the appropriate way to greet an elder?}}
{{L|Patrick|Um... ''[grabs GrandPat and shakes him]'' What's shaking, old timer?}}
{{L|Patrick|Um... ''[grabs GrandPat and shakes him]'' What's shaking, old timer?}}
{{L|''[Patrick slaps GrandPat's back so hard, his hat, eyes, and teeth come out]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick slaps GrandPat's back so hard, his hat, eyes, and teeth come out]''}}
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{{L|Granny Tentacles|Aw, shut up! ''[throws a shoe at Patrick to knock him over]''}}
{{L|Granny Tentacles|Aw, shut up! ''[throws a shoe at Patrick to knock him over]''}}
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