Jump to content

Bubblestand/transcript: Difference between revisions

From SpongeBob Wiki
VisualWikitext
>AMK152
creation
 
>Qwertyxp2000 the second
A few changes, might do more later if i can watch again
 
(145 intermediate revisions by 67 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
==Transcript==
{{EpisodeTranscript}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' [''SpongeBob walks outside, and breathes in the fresh air''] Ahh, what a wonderful day. The sun is out, the water is shimmering, scallops are chirping. So peaceful. [''SpongeBob immediately grabs wood, a hammer, and nails, and starts building a stand. Squidward peeks his head out the window'']
{{L|''[The episode starts with a view of the houses of Patrick, Squidward, and SpongeBob. The screen zooms in closer, and fades to a view of SpongeBob's entrance.]''}}
*'''Squidward:''' Can we lower the volume, please?! I can't work with all that racket going on!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks outside his house, and breathes in the fresh air]'' Ahh, what a wonderful day. The sun is out, the water is shimmering, scallops are chirping. So peaceful.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, sure thing, Squidward.
{{L|''[Pause; SpongeBob instantly grabs wood, a hammer, and some nails, and starts to noisily build a stand. Squidward peeks his head out the window]''}}
*'''Squidward:''' Ha, yeah right.
{{L|Squidward|Can we lower the volume, please?! I can't work with all that racket going on!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' OK. [''he taps on a nail lightly, and he looks up at Squid's window. He does it again, and continues to, making sure he doesn't make too much noise. Meanwhile, in Squid's house, Squidward has his clarinet on hand'']
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure thing, Squidward.}}
*'''Squidward:''' And now, some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet. Thank you, thank you. [''he starts to play. SpongeBob looks up and sees that Squidward is playing, so he decides to finish his stand quickly. Squidward looks out the window again'']
{{L|Squidward|Yes. Mmm. Right. Mmm.}}
*'''Squidward:''' I thought I - wha?
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay...}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Hey Squidward! Wanna blow some bubbles? Only 25 cents.
{{L|''[SpongeBob taps on a nail lightly, and he quickly looks up at Squidward's window to see if he heard. He does it again, and continues to do so every three seconds while looking back at Squidward's on the pause, making sure he doesn't make too much noise. Meanwhile, in Squidward's house, Squidward has his clarinet in his hand]''}}
*'''Squidward:''' Oh, right. Like I would spend a moment of my time blowing bubbles.
{{L|Squidward|And now... for some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet. Thank you, thank you.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Uh huh!
{{L|''[Squidward starts to play his clarinet off-key, while SpongeBob stops hammering and looks up and sees that Squidward is playing. After a pause, he decides to finish his stand quickly and resumes his rapid hammering. Squidward looks out the window again]''}}
*'''Squidward:''' Oh please! I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles? [‘‘Patrick is coming out of his house, stuck to the underside of the rock'']
{{L|Squidward|I thought I... Huh?}}
*'''Patrick:''' Good morning! [''he falls and screams'']
{{L|SpongeBob|''[reveals his bubblestand]'' Hey, Squidward! Wanna blow some bubbles? Only 25 cents.}}
*'''Squidward:''' Oh, boy. [''Patrick walks over to Sponge'']
{{L|Squidward|Oh, right. Like I would spend a moment of my time blowing bubbles.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Good morning to you sir. Would you care to blow a bubble?
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh huh.}}
*'''Patrick:''' Hmm, how much is it?
{{L|Squidward|Oh, puh-lease. I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles? ''[Patrick comes out of his house, stuck to the underside of the rock]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Only a quarter.
{{L|Patrick|Good morning! ''[a TV, lamp, and chair are seen below Patrick's rock. Patrick falls off his rock, onto his furniture, and begins screaming]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' Sounds reasonable. [''whispering''] Umm, I'm going to need to borrow a quarter.
{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy. ''[Patrick walks over to SpongeBob]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Sure thing, Patrick. [''he pulls out a quarter and he gives it to Pat'']
{{L|SpongeBob|Good morning to you, sir. Would you care to blow a bubble?}}
*'''Patrick:''' Ah, one quarter. [''he hands the quarter back to Sponge, and bites it to see if it's real'']
{{L|Patrick|Hmm, how much is it?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Thank you. [''cut back to Squid'']
{{L|SpongeBob|Only a quarter.}}
*'''Squidward:''' Ha, business is booming. [''he laughs''] How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors? Heh. [''he continues playing. Cut back to SpongeBob and Pat. SpongeBob dips the wand in the bubble soap'']
{{L|Patrick|Sounds reasonable. ''[whispering]'' Uh, I'm going to need to borrow a quarter.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go. [''Patrick grabs wand from Sponge, inhales deeply and begins to blow. After a while, SpongeBob puts up a "Lessons" sign''] Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure thing, Patrick. ''[pulls out a quarter and he gives it to Patrick]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' Uh, very well then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? [''SpongeBob hands Patrick a quarter''] Thanks. [''he winks and hands the quarter back to Sponge’‘]
{{L|Patrick|Ah, one quarter. ''[hands the quarter back to SpongeBob, whom bites it to see if it's real]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' OK, Patrick, it's all in the technique! [''he starts doing his infamous routine''] First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST. Whoooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then- [‘‘he blows bubbles shaped like ducks'']
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you. ''[cuts back to Squidward]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' Oooh. [''SpongeBob pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Patrick giggles and SpongeBobblows a caterpillar. Patrick continues to giggle. SpongeBob blows a boat, and it floats off, pops, and makes a foghorn noise. Cut to Squid's house'']
{{L|Squidward|Hmm, business is booming. ''[laughs]'' How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors? Uh-huh. ''[continues playing. Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob dips the wand in the bubble soap]''}}
*'''Squidward:''' Huh? [''he shakes his clarinet. Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick'']
{{L|SpongeBob|One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go. ''[Patrick grabs the wand from SpongeBob, inhales deeply and begins to blow, but a bubble doesn't come out. He pants and blows again. After a while, SpongeBob puts up a "Lessons" sign. Patrick then loses his breath]'' Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' And now... with two hands! [''he inhales deeply and blows out an elephant. Circus music starts playing and Patrick laughs'']
{{L|Patrick|Uh, very well, then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? ''[SpongeBob hands him a quarter]'' Thanks. ''[winks and hands the quarter back to SpongeBob]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' It's a giraffe! [''Patrick continues laughing, and the elephant floats over into Squid's house and pops. Tons of smaller bubbles come out of the house, and Squidward opens the door with a sour look on his face. SpongeBob and Patrick hide behind the stand. SpongeBob places a "Closed" sign on it. Squidward looks over it''vvx]
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique. ''[starts doing his infamous routine]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Then, pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-around-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[blows bubbles shaped like ducks]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Excuse me sir but we are cl-
{{L|Patrick|Oooh. ''[SpongeBob pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Patrick giggles and SpongeBob blows a caterpillar]'' Ah! ''[The caterpillar then pops one-by-one, with descending sounds. Patrick continues to giggle. SpongeBob blows a tugboat, and it floats off, pops, and makes a foghorn noise. Cuts to inside of Squidward's house]''}}
*'''Squidward:''' Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?
{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[shakes his clarinet. Cut back to outside with SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' We're not just blowing bubbles, we're making bubble art! Watch carefully. First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST. Whoooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then- [‘‘he blows a butterfly, which flies over to Squid, lands on his head, and pops’‘]
{{L|SpongeBob|And now... with two hands! ''[inhales deeply and blows out an elephant. Circus music, in particular part of the piece "Entry of the Gladiators," starts playing.]''}}
*Squidward: That's not art! That's just annoying! Blowing bubbles, that's the lamest idea I have ever heard! [‘‘SpongeBob and Pat, depressed, head to Sponge's house’‘] You should be ashamed of yourselves! [‘‘he laughs to himself’‘] Bubbles. [‘‘he continues laughing’‘] Art. [‘‘he mumbles, and picks up the bubble wand, sniffs it, and inhales to blow. Then, SpongeBobpops up out of nowhere’‘]
{{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' It's a giraffe! ''[Continues laughing]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' That'll be 25 cents, sir.
{{L|''[Patrick continues laughing as the elephant floats over into Squidward's house. SpongeBob then worried as the bubble pops and tons of smaller bubbles come out of both windows of the house while an elephant trumpets. Squidward opens the door with a sour look on his face. SpongeBob and Patrick hide behind the stand. SpongeBob places a "Closed" sign on it. Squidward looks over the stand.]''}}
*'''Squidward:''' Ah, whoa, what? Oh... who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, sir, but we are clo-}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' We also offer lessons for beginners.
{{L|Squidward|Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?!}}
*'''Squidward:''' Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble? [''he pulls a quarter out''] Here's your 25 cents! [''SpongeBob bites it to test if it's real and it bends''] Watch and learn. [''he inhales and blows, but nothing happens''] Uhm, wait, wait, wait. [''he inhales and blows again, but nothing happens again''] One more time. Wait. [''he inhales and blows again, and a small bubble comes out and instantly falls to the ground and bursts. Squidward looks over at SpongeBob and Pat, and they gulp, and then whistle. Squidwardplaces another quarter on the stand''] Just a mere warm-up. [''he dips the wand in the bubble container, inhales deeply and blows hard. The bubble falls to the ground again, gets another quarter out, puts it on the stand'']
{{L|SpongeBob|We're not just blowing bubbles. We're making bubble art. Watch carefully. ''[does his infamous routine again]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-around-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[blows a butterfly, which flies over to Squidward, lands on his head, and pops]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Hey Squidward, remember the technique. [''Squidward keeps trying while SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to show him the technique'']
{{L|Squidward|That's not art. That's just annoying. Blowing bubbles, that's the lamest idea I have ever heard. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick, now depressed, head to SpongeBob's house]'' You should be ashamed of yourselves. ''[SpongeBob closes the door as Squidward laughs to himself]'' Bubbles. ''[continues laughing]'' Art. ''[mumbles, and picks up the bubble wand, sniffs it, and inhales to blow. Then, SpongeBob pops up out of nowhere]''}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Technique, technique, Tech-
{{L|SpongeBob|That'll be 25 cents, sir.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' [''weakly''] You're not doing the technique.
{{L|Squidward|Ah, whoa, what? ''[SpongeBob blinks]'' Oh... who-who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?}}
*'''Squidward:''' Technique? Technique!? Technique, technique, technique, technique, TECHNIQUE! [''he starts to do the technique, while imitating SpongeBob’‘] First I do this, spin around. Stop. Double take three times. And here we go- pelvic thrust. Wehooooo, wehoohoo. Stop on your right foot, don't forget it. Then bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that, a little of this, a little of that, this this, that and that. And that and this. this that this that. Then [''he screams into the wand, blowing a gargantuan bubble that lifts him off the ground'']
{{L|SpongeBob|We also offer lessons for beginners. ''[puts the "Lessons" sign up]''}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Wow! [''Squidward falls'']
{{L|Squidward|Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble? ''[pulls a quarter out]'' Here's your 25 cents! ''[SpongeBob bites it to see if it's real and it bends]'' Watch and learn. ''[inhales and blows, but nothing happens]'' Uhh... wait, wait, wait. ''[he inhales and blows again, but nothing happens again]'' One more time. Here. Wait. ''[inhales and blows again, and a small bubble comes out and instantly falls to the ground and bursts, making a fart sound. Looks over at SpongeBob and Patrick. They gulp, and then start whistling. Squidward places another quarter on the stand]'' Uhh... Just a mere warm-up. ''[dips the wand in the bubble container, inhales deeply and blows hard. The bubble falls to the ground again, making another fart sound, gets another quarter out and puts it on the stand]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' All right Squid! That was so good!
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, remember the technique.}}
*'''Patrick:''' Squid is number one!
{{L|''[Squidward keeps trying to blow bubbles while SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to show him the technique]''}}
*'''Squidward:''' I really did it, didn't I? You guys didn't blow anything like that!
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, technique! You do this, and this, step back....}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' No.
{{L|Patrick|Hey! Squidward, no, technique, Squidward!}}
*'''Squidward:''' Now that's a bubble!
{{L|SpongeBob|Spin around like thi— Like this...  Technique, over here, one... two.... yeah, three...}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' You said it, Squidward. See, it is all in the technique!
{{L|Patrick|One, two— The— The pelvic woo!}}
*'''Patrick:''' Yeah, technique.
{{L|SpongeBob|Look, we're doing the technique! And don't for... Don't forget the "Woooooo!" Squidward?}}
*'''Squidward:''' Technique? Hah! SpongeBob, you don’t think I created that [''kisses his tentacle''] beautiful work of art with your help? [''he starts laughing''] Come on, it's in my genes.
{{L|Patrick|Listen to Sponge!}}
*'''SpongeBoband Pat:''' Squid's got genes! Squid's got genes! [''Squidward walks back to his house'']
{{L|SpongeBob|Technique! Technique! Technique!}}
*'''Squidward:''' Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. [''he starts to play his clarinet. SpongeBob and Patrick chant Squid's name''] I rock. [''SpongeBob and Patrick continue to chant, and Squid's bubble flies over them, covers the house, and pulls it out of the ground and up towards the top of the ocean. SpongeBob notices and stops Patrick'']
{{L|''[Squidward looks at them with an irked expression.]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' [''concerned''] Squidward!
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[while standing on one foot and flailing their arms up and down like crazy with their eyes shut]'' Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique! Tech-}}
*'''SpongeBob and Pat:''' Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[weakly]'' You're not doing the technique.}}
*'''Squidward:''' Hello my friends, you are looking at a- [''he sees how far he is from the surface'']
{{L|Patrick|Technique.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' SQUIDWARD!
{{L|Squidward|Technique? Technique!? Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique! ''[starts to do the infamous routine, while imitating SpongeBob]'' First I do this, spin around. Stop. Double take three times. And here we go, pelvic thrust. Wehooooo! Wehoohoo! Oh, stop on your right foot, don't forget it. Then, bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that, a little of this, this, this, this, that, that, that, that. And that, that, that that that that! And then... ''[screams very loudly into the wand, blowing a gargantuan, unshaped bubble]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' Squidward!
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Wow!}}
*'''Squidward:''' -genius. [''the bubble violently explodes and the ground rumbles. SpongeBob and Patrick look in awe'']
{{L|''[Squidward is lifted off the ground by the bubble. The bubble pops off the wand and Squidward falls back on the ground]''}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Wow... [''the two run back to their homes. Squid's house floats back to the surface, his clarinet plays weakly at the end of his Thankfulness song'']
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, Squid. That was so good.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Squid is number one.}}
[[Category:Episode transcript]]
{{L|Squidward|I really did it, didn't I? Hey, you guys didn't blow anything like that.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No.}}
{{L|Squidward|Now that's a bubble.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You said it, Squidward. See, it is all in the technique.}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, technique.}}
{{L|Squidward|Technique? Hah. SpongeBob, you don't think I created that ''[kisses his tentacle]'' beautiful work of art with your help? ''[starts laughing]'' Come on, it's in my genes.}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Squid's got genes! Squid's got genes!}}
{{L|''[Squidward walks back to his house]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Thank you, thank you, thank you. ''[starts to play his clarinet. SpongeBob and Patrick chant Squidward's name. At one point, they belly flop each other and Patrick falls on the ground.]'' I rock. ''[continues to play his clarinet. As SpongeBob and Patrick continue to chant, Squidward's bubble flies over them, covers Squidward's house, and pulls it out of the ground and up towards the top of the ocean. SpongeBob notices and stops Patrick]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[concerned]'' Squidward! ''[Patrick now notices]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! ''[Squidward stops playing his clarinet]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Hello, my friends. You are looking at a... ''[sees how high he is from the sky]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Squidward!}}
{{L|Squidward|...genius. ''[the bubble explodes in the air and then the ground violently rumbles and shakes. SpongeBob and Patrick look in awe]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Wow!}}
{{L|''[The ground stops shaking. SpongeBob and Patrick slowly walk back to their homes. They then speed up and run inside their houses. Squidward's house floats back to the surface. Squidward starts playing his clarinet weakly as the screen cuts to black, ending the episode.]''}}
[[es:Pompas de Jabón/Transcripción]]
[[pl:Bańki mydlane (transkrypt)]]
[[ru:Мыльные пузыри/Стенограмма]]

Latest revision as of 07:59, 24 June 2025

Template:EpisodeTranscript Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L es:Pompas de Jabón/Transcripción pl:Bańki mydlane (transkrypt) ru:Мыльные пузыри/Стенограмма

Retrieved from "https://spongebob.wiki/index.php?title=Bubblestand/transcript&oldid=114804"