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{{ | {{L|''[The episode starts with a shot of the Krusty Krab.]''}} | ||
| | {{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' ♪''Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, love cookin' me some Krabby Patties! Feedin' all the children and the mommies and the daddies! Love servin' up the most delicious dish, but before I can, gotta add a little of this!♪'' ''[takes tartar sauce bottle but it's empty]'' Hmm, time to refill the tartar sauce. ''[goes to a large tartar sauce bucket but it's empty]'' Empty! I thought I'd never see the day. "Use on or before the date printed below." ''[gasps]'' This can has been here for 50 years. That's longer than me! Oh, important Krusty Krab relic, what shall we do with ye?}} | ||
| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, throw that trash out and get back to work!}} | ||
|next | {{L|SpongeBob|Trash? Oh, but, Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations to enjoy.}} | ||
| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets an idea]'' Hmm. Future generations, huh?}} | ||
| | {{L|''[Bubble transition.]''}} | ||
| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Welcome to the Krusty Krab Time Capsule Spectacular! That's right! In 50 years, your donated treasures will be honored for future generations to enjoy! ''[to SpongeBob and Squidward]'' All right, you guys got donations covered, right?}} | ||
| | {{L|SpongeBob|Sir, yes, sir!}} | ||
| | {{L|Squidward|Whatever.}} | ||
}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna go ahead and take care of souvenirs!}} | ||
[[ | {{L|''[Nat brings a toaster.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|The peoples of the future must see this, so they will know how we toasted bread in the before time. So that they can understand the...}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Garbage. That'll be a $5 contribution fee. ''[SpongeBob puts the toaster in the time capsule]''}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And there's your commemorative time capsule key chain. That'll be $49.57.}} | |||
{{L|Billy|But, this thing's made out of rusty old paper clips and cardboard!}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All right. You drive a hard bargain. I'll throw in a coupon for one free ice cube in a purchase of any large cola at the Krusty Krab. What do ya say?}} | |||
{{L|Billy|''[takes coupon]'' Deal!}} | |||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs puts the money away in his shell and sighs. Sadie brings a lamp.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|What a beautiful lamp, ma'am, so ornate, essential for night time reading.}} | |||
{{L|Incidental 49|Why, thank you, young man!}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|No, thank you for completely failing our future generations with your donation. I mean, seriously, ma'am, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?}} | |||
{{L|Incidental 49|Well, actually..}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|''[imitates Sadie]'' "Hmm. Oh, whatever will I donate to the time capsule? Golly, this is hard! How about ''[gasps]'' this lamp?! It's ''[sarcastically]'' perfect!"}} | |||
{{L|Incidental 49|Wow, you're good. How did you know all that? Are you like a psychic? Oh, oh, oh! Tell me what I'm thinking!}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws the lamp]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[catches the lamp in his face]'' Hey, nice pass, Squidward!}} | |||
{{L|''[Bubble transition; a strange man brings a plate.]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Uh-huh. Tell me, what do you know about this plate?}} | |||
{{L|Fish with plate|Uh, it works good when I eat stuff.}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Right. This plate is actually ''not'' meant to be eaten on. Now with your permission, I'd like to perform a few tests to verify its authenticity.}} | |||
{{L|Fish with plate|Uh, okay.}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|''[starts teething on plate. Sucks it up his nose and takes it out]'' Uh-huh. ''[rubs it on his bottom]'' Interesting. ''[skids around on plate]'' This is a promising sign. Yep. ''[hits plate on man's head several times]'' You hear that plate-hitting-skull sound? It's definitely authentic. And I would price it conservatively in today's market at $250.}} | |||
{{L|Fish with plate|Really?}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|No. ''[throws the plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]''}} | |||
{{L|''[Bubble transition.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[to the plate]'' You are the crown jewel of the time capsule!}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws sock]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, then catches the sock and drops the plate, breaking it]'' A four-striped sock! Incredible!}} | |||
{{L|French Narrator|2 hours later...}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|''[runs to the time capsule with a rock]'' SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I brought my favorite rock to donate to the time thinger.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, are you sure you can part with it, Patrick?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Sometimes you've got to make sacrifices.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|After you then!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Thank you, my good man.}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Sorry, Patrick, but there's no way I'm letting you put your dumb rock in the time capsule. I've allowed some seriously ridiculous items today, but this is where I draw the line. Do you unders...? ''[Patrick is gone]'' What t-..}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Okay, Rocky, you're going bye-bye now.}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, no, you don't! ''[Squidward and Patrick fight over the rock and the rock falls on a wooden floorboard and it catapults SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward into the time capsule, which closes]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|You know, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|What didn't? Hey, look, a yo-yo! ''[plays with a yo-yo]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're very good at that!}} | |||
{{L|''[Bubble transition.]''}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And thanks so much for all your contributions! So, are ya ready to put this thing in the ground?! ''[crowd cheers]''}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|Ugh! Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop, a stupid time capsule. ''[blows a raspberry]''}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|But, before we do, I'd like to make a contribution of my own. A copy of the Krabby Patty formula!}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|''[eye becomes bottle-shaped and antennae snap]'' There it is! The one element that can turn this lonesome bucket of steel into a bustling world famous eatery! ''[laughs evilly]''}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[puts the formula in the time capsule not realizing SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are inside]'' Send her down! ''[the time capsule gets buried]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[throws a card in a net]'' He shoots, he scores!}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|''[shoves SpongeBob off]'' Get off me! ''[tries to get out]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, whatcha doing?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, it looks fun!}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|''[frustrated]'' We just got buried alive, you idiots!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob| I know, but what are you doing?}} | |||
{{L|''[Bubble transition.]''}} | |||
{{L|''[everyone cheering.]''}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Who's ready to eat some Krabby Patties, 'cause all that waiting in line's got you super hungry? ''[crowd cheers. Everyone enters the Krusty Krab as Plankton laughs evilly]''}} | |||
{{L|''[The scene cuts to the time capsule.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. What should we do for the next 50 years?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|I'm just gonna hang here for a while, maybe get a kelp soda later.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you can't go anywhere. We're trapped down here till they open that capsule in 50 years.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|''[shocked]'' 50 years? What are we gonna do till then?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. We've got 50 years' worth of stuff to play with here! ''[finds a game, then gasps]'' It's our favorite game!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Pretzel Pals!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! ''[lays the game out on Squidward]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, yes, now where did we leave off?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|I believe my left hand was on red.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|My right foot was on blue.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Forehead on yellow.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Left foot on green. ''[kicks Squidward in the face, then throws the game off him and on SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|That's it! This game is ''over!'' ''[SpongeBob and Patrick giggle]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what do you think Bikini Bottom will be like in the future?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmmm. ''[imagines his future in a chrome area and gets out of the time capsule]''}} | |||
{{L|Future Fish|Welcome to the future, history person. During your absence, our society has achieved numerous advances. We're sure you'll find to be quite impressive. ''[he and SpongeBob get teleported to a water fountain]'' Well?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Wow, special drinking fountains for short people! What will the future think of next? ''[SpongeBob's future ends]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Not bad, SpongeBob. Not bad. I dream of a town with the perfect blend of commerce and irrigation. ''[imagines his future in a real city]'' Not to mention the breathtaking views. ''[his future ends]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds dreamy, Pat. What do you think the future will be like, Squidward?}} | |||
{{L|''[Squidward imagines his future.]''}} | |||
{{L|Future Octopus|''[holding up Squidward's painting of him]'' His artwork embodies the soul that our society has lost. And it is here, ''[the Krusty Krab is shown]'' the location of the suffering that inspired that art that we place the Squidward Tentacles Memorial Museum! ''[Squidward's house is dropped on top of the Krusty Krab replacing it with the museum; the other octopuses cheer]''}} | |||
{{L|''[The scene transitions to the present with Squidward smiling and giggling.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? Squidward? Squidward? Squidward?}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|''[uses his mining drill and burrows towards the time capsule]'' Jackpot! And now to ''extract'' the secret recipe. ''[the mining drill extends its arms, holding and wedge and hammer]'' Careful. Careful. ''[the hammer hits the wedge and Squidward gets knocked out]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Sixteen Bikini Bottom, nineteen Bikini Bottom, ''twenty!'' Ready or not, here we... ''[both spot Squidward]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Nice try, Squidward, but we both already got that hiding spot figured out. ''[finds a can of shaving gel]'' Whipped cream! ''[eats cream and spits it out]'' Oh, this whipped cream tastes awful! ''[reads off the can]'' "Sha-veeng g-el."''[a drill drills through and creates a hole in the can causing the shaving gel to land on Patrick's face]'' I've always wanted a beard!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Me too! ''[both laugh as SpongeBob sprays shaving gel on his face]'' Do you want one too, Squidbeard? ''[sprays a beard on Squidward's face]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|''[wakes up and moans]'' Wha...? Oh! Has it been 50 years already? ''[looks in the mirror and notices the beard]'' Yes! I knew I'd still be hot!}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|''[sneaks inside]'' Secret recipe, where are you? Aha! ''[jumps through the hole]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Hello, future! ''[escapes through the hole Plankton made and digs up to the surface, then laughs]'' Yes! Huh? What the...?! Where's my museum? The future is the same as my old pathetic life! Forget this! I'm waiting another 50 years! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick watch as he stomps away]''}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|Finally, the Krabby Patty secret recipe! ''[laughs evilly]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|''[stomps on Plankton, causing him to swallow the bottle]'' Dig me out when my life doesn't stink.}} | |||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket; Plankton is sitting on the toilet grunting.]''}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|''[grunts]'' Oh, no. ''[grunts; scene zooms out]''}} | |||
{{L|''[The scene switches to Karen; Plankton continues to grunt.]''}} | |||
{{L|Karen|Don't hurt yourself, Poopsy.}} | |||
{{L|Plankton|Quiet, Karen. Just bring me more prunes.}} | |||
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