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{{L|''[The episode starts with a shot of the Krusty Krab.]''}}
|title = Buried in Time
{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' ♪''Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, love cookin' me some Krabby Patties! Feedin' all the children and the mommies and the daddies! Love servin' up the most delicious dish, but before I can, gotta add a little of this!♪'' ''[takes tartar sauce bottle but it's empty]'' Hmm, time to refill the tartar sauce. ''[goes to a large tartar sauce bucket but it's empty]'' Empty! I thought I'd never see the day. "Use on or before the date printed below." ''[gasps]'' This can has been here for 50 years. That's longer than me! Oh, important Krusty Krab relic, what shall we do with ye?}}
|titlecard = Buried in Time.jpg
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, throw that trash out and get back to work!}}
|seasonnumber = 7
{{L|SpongeBob|Trash? Oh, but, Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations to enjoy.}}
|episodenumber = 145a
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets an idea]'' Hmm. Future generations, huh?}}
|airdate = [[September 18]], [[2010]]
{{L|''[Bubble transition.]''}}
}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Welcome to the Krusty Krab Time Capsule Spectacular! That's right! In 50 years, your donated treasures will be honored for future generations to enjoy! ''[to SpongeBob and Squidward]'' All right, you guys got donations covered, right?}}
(opening shot of the Krusty Krab)
{{L|SpongeBob|Sir, yes, sir!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Whatever.}}
SpongeBob: (singing) ''Krabby Patties, krabby patties, love cookin' me some Krabby Patties! Feedin' all the children and the mommies and the daddies! Love servin' up the most delicious dish, but before I can, gotta add a little of this! ''(takes tartar sauce bottle but it's empty) Time to refill the tartar sauce. Empty! Use on or before the date printed below. This can has been here for 50 years. That's longer than me! Oh, imported Krusty Krab relic, what should we do with ye?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna go ahead and take care of souvenirs!}}
 
{{L|''[Nat brings a toaster.]''}}
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, throw that in the trash and get back to work!
{{L|SpongeBob|The peoples of the future must see this, so they will know how we toasted bread in the before time. So that they can understand the...}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Garbage. That'll be a $5 contribution fee. ''[SpongeBob puts the toaster in the time capsule]''}}
SpongeBob: Trash? Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And there's your commemorative time capsule key chain. That'll be $49.57.}}
 
{{L|Billy|But, this thing's made out of rusty old paper clips and cardboard!}}
Mr. Krabs: (gets an idea) Future generations, eh?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All right. You drive a hard bargain. I'll throw in a coupon for one free ice cube in a purchase of any large cola at the Krusty Krab. What do ya say?}}
 
{{L|Billy|''[takes coupon]'' Deal!}}
(Bubble transition)
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs puts the money away in his shell and sighs. Sadie brings a lamp.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|What a beautiful lamp, ma'am, so ornate, essential for night time reading.}}
Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the Krusty Krab time capsule spectacular! That's right! In 50 years, your donations will be honored for the future generations to enjoy! (to SpongeBob and Squidward) So, you guys got the donations covered?
{{L|Incidental 49|Why, thank you, young man!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|No, thank you for completely failing our future generations with your donation. I mean, seriously, ma'am, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?}}
SpongeBob: Sir, yes sir!
{{L|Incidental 49|Well, actually..}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[imitates Sadie]'' "Hmm. Oh, whatever will I donate to the time capsule? Golly, this is hard! How about ''[gasps]'' this lamp?! It's ''[sarcastically]'' perfect!"}}
Squidward: Whatever.
{{L|Incidental 49|Wow, you're good. How did you know all that? Are you like a psychic? Oh, oh, oh! Tell me what I'm thinking!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws the lamp]''}}
Mr. Krabs: I'm gonna go ahead and take care of souveniers!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[catches the lamp in his face]'' Hey, nice pass, Squidward!}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble transition; a strange man brings a plate.]''}}
(Nat brings a toaster)
{{L|Squidward|Uh-huh. Tell me, what do you know about this plate?}}
 
{{L|Fish with plate|Uh, it works good when I eat stuff.}}
SpongeBob: The peoples future must see this, so they can know how we toasted bread in the before time. So they can know the...
{{L|Squidward|Right. This plate is actually ''not'' meant to be eaten on. Now with your permission, I'd like to perform a few tests to verify its authenticity.}}
 
{{L|Fish with plate|Uh, okay.}}
Squidward: Garbadge.That'll be a 5 dollars fee. (SpongeBob puts the toaster in the time capsule)
{{L|Squidward|''[starts teething on plate. Sucks it up his nose and takes it out]'' Uh-huh. ''[rubs it on his bottom]'' Interesting. ''[skids around on plate]'' This is a promising sign. Yep. ''[hits plate on man's head several times]'' You hear that plate-hitting-skull sound? It's definitely authentic. And I would price it conservatively in today's market at $250.}}
 
{{L|Fish with plate|Really?}}
Mr. Krabs: And there's your time capsule key chain. That'll be $49.57.
{{L|Squidward|No. ''[throws the plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]''}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble transition.]''}}
Billy: But, this thing's made rusty old paper clips and card board!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[to the plate]'' You are the crown jewel of the time capsule!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws sock]''}}
Mr. Krabs: Alright. I'll throw in a coupon for one free ice cube in a purchase for any cola from the Krusty Krab. What do ya say?
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, then catches the sock and drops the plate, breaking it]'' A four-striped sock! Incredible!}}
 
{{L|French Narrator|2 hours later...}}
Billy: (takes coupon) Deal!
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[runs to the time capsule with a rock]'' SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I brought my favorite rock to donate to the time thinger.}}
(Mr. Krabs puts the money away)
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, are you sure you can part with it, Patrick?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Sometimes you've got to make sacrifices.}}
(Sadie brings a lamp)
{{L|SpongeBob|After you then!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Thank you, my good man.}}
SpongeBob: What a beautiful lamp, so essential for night time reading.
{{L|Squidward|Sorry, Patrick, but there's no way I'm letting you put your dumb rock in the time capsule. I've allowed some seriously ridiculous items today, but this is where I draw the line. Do you unders...? ''[Patrick is gone]'' What t-..}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Okay, Rocky, you're going bye-bye now.}}
Sadie: Why thank you young man!
{{L|Squidward|Oh, no, you don't! ''[Squidward and Patrick fight over the rock and the rock falls on a wooden floorboard and it catapults SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward into the time capsule, which closes]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You know, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.}}
Squidward: No, thank you for failing our future generations with your donation. I mean seriously, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?
{{L|Patrick|What didn't? Hey, look, a yo-yo! ''[plays with a yo-yo]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're very good at that!}}
Sadie: Actually, I...
{{L|''[Bubble transition.]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And thanks so much for all your contributions! So, are ya ready to put this thing in the ground?! ''[crowd cheers]''}}
Squidward: (imitates Sadie) Oh, whatever shall I donate to the time capsule? Oh, this looks hard! How about this lamp! It's perfect!
{{L|Plankton|Ugh! Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop, a stupid time capsule. ''[blows a raspberry]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|But, before we do, I'd like to make a contribution of my own. A copy of the Krabby Patty formula!}}
Sadie: Wow, you're good. How'd you know that. Are you some kind of psychic? Ooh! Tell me what I'm thinking!
{{L|Plankton|''[eye becomes bottle-shaped and antennae snap]'' There it is! The one element that can turn this lonesome bucket of steel into a bustling world famous eatery! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[puts the formula in the time capsule not realizing SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are inside]'' Send her down! ''[the time capsule gets buried]''}}
Squidward: Next! (throws the lamp)
{{L|SpongeBob|''[throws a card in a net]'' He shoots, he scores!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[shoves SpongeBob off]'' Get off me! ''[tries to get out]''}}
SpongeBob: (catches the lamp) Nice toss, Squidward!
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, whatcha doing?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, it looks fun!}}
(Bubble transition)
{{L|Squidward|''[frustrated]'' We just got buried alive, you idiots!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob| I know, but what are you doing?}}
(A strange man brings a plate)
{{L|''[Bubble transition.]''}}
 
{{L|''[everyone cheering.]''}}
Squidward: Uh huh, tell me what you know about this plate.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Who's ready to eat some Krabby Patties, 'cause all that waiting in line's got you super hungry? ''[crowd cheers. Everyone enters the Krusty Krab as Plankton laughs evilly]''}}
 
{{L|''[The scene cuts to the time capsule.]''}}
Man: Well, it works when I eat stuff.
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. What should we do for the next 50 years?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I'm just gonna hang here for a while, maybe get a kelp soda later.}}
Squidward: Right. This actually ''not'' meant to be eaten on. Now with your permission, I'll perform a few tests to certisfy it.
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you can't go anywhere. We're trapped down here till they open that capsule in 50 years.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[shocked]'' 50 years? What are we gonna do till then?}}
Man: Okay.
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. We've got 50 years' worth of stuff to play with here! ''[finds a game, then gasps]'' It's our favorite game!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Pretzel Pals!}}
Squidward: (teeths on plate. Sucks it up his nose and takes it out) Uh huh. (rubs it on his bottom) Interesting. (skids around on plate). This is a promising side. Yep. (boinks plate on man's head several times) Do we have that plate hitting skulls out? It's definitely authentic. And I would like to conservatively in today's market at exactly 250 dollars.
{{L|Patrick|Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! ''[lays the game out on Squidward]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, yes, now where did we leave off?}}
Man: Really?
{{L|Patrick|I believe my left hand was on red.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|My right foot was on blue.}}
Squidward: No. (throws plate away and SpongeBob catches it)
{{L|Patrick|Forehead on yellow.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Left foot on green. ''[kicks Squidward in the face, then throws the game off him and on SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
(Bubble transition)
{{L|Squidward|That's it! This game is ''over!'' ''[SpongeBob and Patrick giggle]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what do you think Bikini Bottom will be like in the future?}}
SpongeBob: You are the crowned jewel of the time capsule!
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmmm. ''[imagines his future in a chrome area and gets out of the time capsule]''}}
 
{{L|Future Fish|Welcome to the future, history person. During your absence, our society has achieved numerous advances. We're sure you'll find to be quite impressive. ''[he and SpongeBob get teleported to a water fountain]'' Well?}}
Squidward: Next! (throws socks)
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Wow, special drinking fountains for short people! What will the future think of next? ''[SpongeBob's future ends]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Not bad, SpongeBob. Not bad. I dream of a town with the perfect blend of commerce and irrigation. ''[imagines his future in a real city]'' Not to mention the breathtaking views. ''[his future ends]''}}
SpongeBob: (gasps. Catches socks and drops the plate, breaking it) A four-striped sock. Incredible!
{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds dreamy, Pat. What do you think the future will be like, Squidward?}}
 
{{L|''[Squidward imagines his future.]''}}
Narrator: 2 hours later...
{{L|Future Octopus|''[holding up Squidward's painting of him]'' His artwork embodies the soul that our society has lost. And it is here, ''[the Krusty Krab is shown]'' the location of the suffering that inspired that art that we place the Squidward Tentacles Memorial Museum! ''[Squidward's house is dropped on top of the Krusty Krab replacing it with the museum; the other octopuses cheer]''}}
 
{{L|''[The scene transitions to the present with Squidward smiling and giggling.]''}}
SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? Squidward? Squidward? Squidward?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[uses his mining drill and burrows towards the time capsule]'' Jackpot! And now to ''extract'' the secret recipe. ''[the mining drill extends its arms, holding and wedge and hammer]'' Careful. Careful. ''[the hammer hits the wedge and Squidward gets knocked out]''}}
Patrick: (runs to the time capsule with a rock) SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I came to donate my favorite rock to the time thinger.
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Sixteen Bikini Bottom, nineteen Bikini Bottom, ''twenty!'' Ready or not, here we... ''[both spot Squidward]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Nice try, Squidward, but we both already got that hiding spot figured out. ''[finds a can of shaving gel]'' Whipped cream! ''[eats cream and spits it out]'' Oh, this whipped cream tastes awful! ''[reads off the can]'' "Sha-veeng g-el."''[a drill drills through and creates a hole in the can causing the shaving gel to land on Patrick's face]'' I've always wanted a beard!}}
SpongeBob: Ooh, are you sure you can part with it?
{{L|SpongeBob|Me too! ''[both laugh as SpongeBob sprays shaving gel on his face]'' Do you want one too, Squidbeard? ''[sprays a beard on Squidward's face]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[wakes up and moans]'' Wha...? Oh! Has it been 50 years already? ''[looks in the mirror and notices the beard]'' Yes! I knew I'd still be hot!}}
Patrick: Sometimes you've got to make a sacrifice.
{{L|Plankton|''[sneaks inside]'' Secret recipe, where are you? Aha! ''[jumps through the hole]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Hello, future! ''[escapes through the hole Plankton made and digs up to the surface, then laughs]'' Yes! Huh? What the...?! Where's my museum? The future is the same as my old pathetic life! Forget this! I'm waiting another 50 years! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick watch as he stomps away]''}}
SpongeBob: After you then!
{{L|Plankton|Finally, the Krabby Patty secret recipe! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[stomps on Plankton, causing him to swallow the bottle]'' Dig me out when my life doesn't stink.}}
Patrick: Thank you my good man!
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket; Plankton is sitting on the toilet grunting.]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[grunts]'' Oh, no. ''[grunts; scene zooms out]''}}
Squidward: Sorry, Patrick. But, there's no way I'm letting you put your dumb rock in the time capsule. I've allowed some seriously ridiculous items today, but this is where I draw the line. Do you under... (Patrick is gone)
{{L|''[The scene switches to Karen; Plankton continues to grunt.]''}}
 
{{L|Karen|Don't hurt yourself, Poopsy.}}
Patrick: Alright, Rocky, you're going bye bye now.
{{L|Plankton|Quiet, Karen. Just bring me more prunes.}}
 
Squidward: Oh no you don't! (Squidward and Patrick fight over the rock and the rock falls on the wooden floor and the wood catapults SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward into the time capsule, which closes)
 
SpongeBob: You know, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.
 
Patrick: What didn't? Hey, a yo-yo!
 
SpongeBob: Wow, Patrick, you're really good at that!
 
(Bubble transition)
 
Mr. Krabs: and thank you so much for all of your constributions! So are ya ready to put this thing in the ground?! (crowd cheers)
 
Plankton: Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop a stupid time capsule.
 
Mr. Krabs: But, before we do, I'd like to make a constribution of my own. A copy of the Krabby Patty formular!
 
Plankton: There it is! The one element that can turn this old bucket of steel into busseling world famous eatery! (laughs evily)
 
Mr. Krabs: (puts the formula in the time capsule) Okay, send her down! (time capsule gets buried)
 
SpongeBob: (throws a card in a net) He shoots...he scores!
 
Squidward: (shoves SpongeBob off) GET OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (tries to get out)
 
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward. What are you doing?
 
Patrick: Yeah, it looks like fun!
 
Squidward: WE JUST GOT BURIED ALIVE YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
SpongeBob: I know, but what are you doing?
 
(Bubble Transition)
 
(everyone cheering)
 
Mr. Krabs: Who's ready to eat a krabby patty, because all that waiting in line has gotten you hungry!? (crowd cheers. Everyone enters the Krusty Krab as Plankton laughs evily)
 
(scene cuts to time capsule)
 
SpongeBob: Hmm. What should we do for the next 50 years?
 
Patrick: Well, I'm just gonna hang here, maybe get a kelp soda later.
 
SpongeBob: Patrick, we can't go anywhere. We're stuck here until they open the time capsule in 50 years.
 
Patrick: (shocked) What'll we do until then?
 
SpongeBob: We've got 50 years worth of stuff to play with! (finds a game) Ooh! It's our favorite game!
 
Both: Pretzel Pals!
 
Patrick: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! (lays the game out)
 
SpongeBob: Yes, yes, now where did we leave off?
 
Patrick: I believe my left hand was on red.
 
SpongeBob: My right foot was on blue.
 
Patrick: Forehead on yellow.
 
SpongeBob: Left foot on green.
 
Squidward: That's it, this game is OVER!
 
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what do you think Bikini Bottom will look like in the future?
 
SpongeBob: Hmmm.
 
(SpongeBob's future)
 
SpongeBob: (in a chrome area)
 
Future Fish: Hello, mystery person. During your absence, our society has achieved numerous advances. We're sure you'll find it to be quite impressive. (he and SpongeBob get teleported to a water fountain) Well?
 
SpongeBob: Wow, a water fountain for ''short'' people! What will the future come up with next?
 
(end of SpongeBob's future)
 
Patrick: Not bad, SpongeBob! I dream of a town with the perfect converse and irrigation. (imagines his future) Not to mention the breathtaking views.
 
SpongeBob: Sounds dreamy, Patrick. What do you think the future will be like, Squidward?
 
(Squidward''s future)''
 
Future Squid: (holding up Squidward's painting) This art enbodies the soul that our society has lost. And it is here. (the Krusty Krab is shown) The location of the suffering that insired that art that we place the Squidward Tentacles Memorial Mueseum! (Squidward's house is dropped in place of the Krusty Krab) (the other squids cheer)
 
(end of Squidward's future)
 
Squidward: (smiling)
 
SpongeBob: Squidward? Squidward?
 
Plankton: (uses his mining drill and burrows towards the time capsule) Yes! Now to extract the secret recipe. (the mining drill extends its arms, holding and wedge and hammer) Careful. Careful. (it hits the wedge and Squidward gets knocked out)
 
SpongeBob & Patrick: Eighteen Bikini Bottom, nineteen Bikni Bottom, TWENTY! Ready or not, here we...(spots Squidward)
 
Patrick: Nice try, Squidward, but we've already had that place figured out. (finds a can of shaving gel) Whipped cream! (eats cream and spits it out) Ugh! This whipped cream tastes awful! (reads off can) "Shaving gel". (a drill drills through and creates a hole in the can causing the shaving gel to land on Patrick's face) I've always wanted a beard!
 
SpongeBob: Me too! (both laugh as SpongeBob sprays shaving gel on his face) How about you, Squidward? (sprays a beard on Squidward's face)
 
Squidward: (wakes up) (moans) Has it been 50 years already? (notices beard) Yes! I knew I'd still be hot!
 
Plankton: (sneaks inside) Secret recipe, where are you? Aha!
 
Squidward: Hello future! (escapes through the hold Plankton made and up to the surface) (laughs) Yes! Huh? Where's my museum? The future the same as my old pathetic life! Forget this, I'm waiting another 50 years! (stomps away)
 
Plankton: Finally, the krabby patty secret recipe! (laughs evily)
 
Squidward: (stomps on Plankton and Plankton swallows the bottle) Wake me up when my life doesn't stink!
 
(Bubble transition)
 
Plankton: (grunting)
 
Karen: Don't hurt yourself, Poopsy.
 
Plankton: Quiet, Karen. Just send me more prunes.
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