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{{L|Squidward|''[from inside]'' Go away!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[from inside]'' Go away!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|To Sandy's house. ''[bubble transition to Sandy's treedome]'' Hey, Sandy, you gotta see this! ''[a bunch of inventions are torn up]'' Sandy? What's going on here?! Sandy, are you okay? ''[Sandy shudders]'' What's wrong, Sandy?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|To Sandy's house. ''[bubble transition to Sandy's treedome]'' Hey, Sandy, you gotta see this! ''[a bunch of inventions are torn up]'' Sandy? What's going on here?! Sandy, are you okay? ''[Sandy shudders]'' What's wrong, Sandy?}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|They're coming | {{L|Sandy|They're coming! They're coming! The chimps are coming!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Who?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Who?}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|My bosses | {{L|Sandy|My bosses! They're coming for an inspection! I've worked day and night for a week, but none of my inventions are any good. If I don't have a real impressive invention by this afternoon, they'll cut my funding, and I'll have to leave Bikini Bottom.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, come on, Sandy. I'll bet you invented lots of useful things. This helmet looks impressive. ''[puts on the helmet with a peanut label on the forehead]'' What's it do?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, come on, Sandy. I'll bet you invented lots of useful things. This helmet looks impressive. ''[puts on the helmet with a peanut label on the forehead]'' What's it do?}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|It lets you talk to nuts. What use is that?}} | {{L|Sandy|It lets you talk to nuts. What use is that?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|That's a mirror, Patrick. It's already been invented.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's a mirror, Patrick. It's already been invented.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Gaww! Somebody keeps stealing my ideas!}} | {{L|Patrick|Gaww! Somebody keeps stealing my ideas!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob's | {{L|SpongeBob's reflection|''[in a Russian accent]'' Well, I thought it was a pretty good idea.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[the invention crashes]'' Ooh... I give up. I'll never invent anything. ''[acoustic guitar plays. It's Sandy]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|♪ So long, Bikini Bottom, I can't leave without a good-bye. But please don't think bad of me, if'n I start to cry. So long, Bikini Bottom, there's so many things I'll miss, from your smoggy, crowded city, to your stingin' jellyfish. This town is filled with many things, that I've come to love. From the birds that fly upon the ground, to the flowers up above. Farewell, Bikini Bottom, now I really hate to go. 'Cause the things I'll miss the most of all, are the friends I've come to know. ♪}} | {{L|Sandy|♪ So long, Bikini Bottom, I can't leave without a good-bye. But please don't think bad of me, if'n I start to cry. So long, Bikini Bottom, there's so many things I'll miss, from your smoggy, crowded city, to your stingin' jellyfish. This town is filled with many things, that I've come to love. From the birds that fly upon the ground, to the flowers up above. Farewell, Bikini Bottom, now I really hate to go. 'Cause the things I'll miss the most of all, are the friends I've come to know. ♪}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick cry]'' I'm ashamed of myself, Patrick. I gave up too quickly. We'll build Sandy's bosses an invention so amazing, they'll give Sandy funding forever! ''[bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick experimenting and building an invention. Bubble transition]'' We've done it, Patrick! We've created the greatest invention the world has ever seen! Patrick, they're here.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Who?}} | {{L|Patrick|Who?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sandy's bosses. ''[Patrick is clueless]'' The reason we spent all afternoon inventing!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sandy's bosses. ''[Patrick is clueless]'' The reason we spent all afternoon inventing!}} | ||
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{{L|Professor Percy|Where is Miss Cheeks?}} | {{L|Professor Percy|Where is Miss Cheeks?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|She should be back any moment.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|She should be back any moment.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[ | {{L|Patrick|''[recalling what SpongeBob said]'' I thought she ran away because she couldn't invent anything.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|That's Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick to you!}} | {{L|Patrick|That's Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick to you!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|That's not exactly what I had in mind!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's not exactly what I had in mind!}} | ||
{{L|Professor Percy|Lord Reginald, are you all right? ''[inside the invention, Lord Reginald is getting his hair trimmed]''}} | {{L|Professor Percy|Lord Reginald, are you all right? ''[inside the invention, Lord Reginald is getting his hair trimmed]''}} | ||
{{L|Lord Reginald|Oh I say, this is splendid. ''[getting his back scratched]'' Oh, absolutely splendid. What's this? ''[nose is getting picked]'' Oh marvelous. This machine has evacuated my nostrils of unwanted residue in a manner most pleasant.}} | {{L|Lord Reginald|Oh I say, this is splendid. ''[getting his back scratched]'' Oh, absolutely splendid. What's this? ''[nose is getting picked]'' Oh, marvelous. This machine has evacuated my nostrils of unwanted residue in a manner most pleasant.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good work, Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Good work, Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Thank you, lowly assistant.}} | {{L|Patrick|Thank you, lowly assistant.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|It's okay. The horrible screaming means that it's working!}} | {{L|Patrick|It's okay. The horrible screaming means that it's working!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh I really wish Sandy were here. ''[cut to Sandy, who is in front of a bus that has just pulled up]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh I really wish Sandy were here. ''[cut to Sandy, who is in front of a bus that has just pulled up]''}} | ||
{{L|Bus | {{L|Bus driver|All aboard!}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Will this bus take you somewhere when you've got nowhere else to go?}} | {{L|Sandy|Will this bus take you somewhere when you've got nowhere else to go?}} | ||
{{L|Bus | {{L|Bus driver|It sure does. We make stops in Quittersville, Failuretown, and Loserburg. ''[Sandy hears the screaming]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|What in tarnation?! ''[enters her treedome]'' What's with all the monkey business?! ''[gasps]''}} | {{L|Sandy|What in tarnation?! ''[enters her treedome]'' What's with all the monkey business?! ''[gasps]''}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|Patrick|''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sandy!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sandy!}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|SpongeBob! What the heck is going on here?! ''[the invention spits Lord Reginald out]''}} | {{L|Sandy|SpongeBob! What the heck is going on here?! ''[the invention spits Lord Reginald out]''}} | ||
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{{L|Sandy|I was about to be fired anyway. Thanks for trying to help, SpongeBob. You, too, Patrick.}} | {{L|Sandy|I was about to be fired anyway. Thanks for trying to help, SpongeBob. You, too, Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|That's Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick.}} | {{L|Patrick|That's Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|''[annoyed | {{L|Sandy|''[annoyed]'' Don't push it.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[meekly]'' Sorry.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[meekly]'' Sorry.}} | ||
{{L|Professor Percy|We are departing, Dr. Marmalade.}} | {{L|Professor Percy|We are departing, Dr. Marmalade.}} | ||
{{L|Dr. Marmalade|My word, all of this excitement has drastically reduced my potassium levels. ''[ | {{L|Dr. Marmalade|''[staying behind]'' My word, all of this excitement has drastically reduced my potassium levels.}} | ||
{{L|Professor Percy|Try it again. ''[Lord Reginald gets a banana out and the nutcracker peels it]''}} | {{L|''[He takes out a banana; all of a sudden, the nutcracker turns back on and peels the banana without any trouble.]''}} | ||
{{L|Lord Reginald|Oh! It is! It is! It's the banana peeler we have been searching 117 years for! ''[ | {{L|Dr. Marmalade| Good gracious! Can it be?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow Sandy, they're going bananas for your nutcracker!}} | {{L|Professor Percy|Try it again.}} | ||
{{L|''[Lord Reginald gets a banana out and the nutcracker peels it as well.]''}} | |||
{{L|Lord Reginald|Oh! It is! It is! It's the banana peeler we have been searching 117 years for!}} | |||
{{L|''[Excited chattering from the chimps.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, Sandy, they're going bananas for your nutcracker!}} | |||
{{L|Sandy|Yeah. ''[bubble transition to when the chimps are about to leave]''}} | {{L|Sandy|Yeah. ''[bubble transition to when the chimps are about to leave]''}} | ||
{{L|Professor Percy|Well, Miss Cheeks, I must say you have exceeded expectations.}} | {{L|Professor Percy|Well, Miss Cheeks, I must say you have exceeded expectations.}} | ||
{{L|Lord Reginald|It may be the extreme head trauma I've suffered, but I am going to offer you a 20-year contract with a substantial pay raise.}} | {{L|Lord Reginald|It may be the extreme head trauma I've suffered, but I am going to offer you a 20-year contract with a substantial pay raise.}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|I accept | {{L|Sandy|I accept!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Hooray!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Hooray!}} | ||
{{L|Professor Percy|I expect great things out of you, Miss Cheeks. Great things.}} | {{L|Professor Percy|I expect great things out of you, Miss Cheeks. Great things.}} | ||
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{{L|Dr. Marmalade|Now, now, one miracle at a time.}} | {{L|Dr. Marmalade|Now, now, one miracle at a time.}} | ||
{{L|All Chimps|Goodbye!}} | {{L|All Chimps|Goodbye!}} | ||
{{L|''[The chimps leave.]''}} | |||
{{L|Sandy|Well, the only thing left is to figure out what to do with this infernal contraption.}} | {{L|Sandy|Well, the only thing left is to figure out what to do with this infernal contraption.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|My turn | {{L|Patrick|My turn! ''[sits on his invention]'' Whoo-hoo! ''[the machine turns on and he screams]'' All right!}} | ||
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