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|prev = Shell Shocked
{{L|''[The episode opens at the Chum Bucket.]''}}
|title = Chum Bucket Supreme
{{L|Plankton|Okay, Karen. Which one's better? ''[holds up two different napkin designs]''}}
|next = Single Cell Anniversary
{{L|Karen|If I had eyes, I'd be rolling them right now.}}
|titlecard = Supreme.jpg
{{L|Plankton|''[sarcastically]'' Thanks for the help. You know, details like this can be very important to the customers.}}
|season = 6
{{L|Karen|Customers? What customers?}}
|episode = 122a
{{L|Plankton|Well, uh... ''[looks on screen and sees a car in a parking lot]'' ...like those customers, who just pulled up. ''[zips outside on top of Karen with a blue tablecloth on top of her]'' Well, hello, gentlemen, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Would you like seating inside or outside?}}
|airdate = [[July 19]], [[2009]]
{{L|Pilar|Seating for what?}}
|seasonname = six
{{L|Plankton|''[angrily]'' For the Chum Bucket! Where you can enjoy a nice helping of chum. ''[sarcastically]'' Oh, boy this is so... ''[pretends to eat it by hiding it behind his head]'' ...good. The chum is.}}
}}
{{L|Nat|Wait a minute, eating chum? Do people do that?}}
*'''Plankton:''' Okay, Karen. Which one's better? ''[holds up two different napkin designs]''
{{L|Plankton|Look, are you gonna eat or not?!}}
*'''Karen''': If I had eyes, I'd be rolling them right now.
{{L|Nat|Yeah. I'm gonna have two Krabby Patties.}}
*'''Plankton''': ''(sarcastically)'' Oh, thanks for the help. Ya know, details like this can be very important to the customers.
{{L|Pilar|Oh yeah, two.}}
*'''Karen''': Customers? What customers?
{{L|Nat|We couldn't find parking over at the Krusty Krab. ''[cuts to the Krusty Krab, jam-packed with cars. The two customers walk away]''}}
*'''Plankton''': Well, uh..... ''[looks on screen and sees car in parking lot]'' ...like those customers, who just pulled up. ''[zips outside]'' Well, hello, gentlemen, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Would you like seating inside or outside?
{{L|Plankton|''[burst out water from his head, then drinks it and sighs calmly]'' Now what was I saying? Oh, right. ''[angrily rips up the menu and stomps on it]'' I'm tired of the Krusty Krab taking all of my business! We're doomed, Karen! Doomed, I tell you! ''[cries]''}}
*'''Customer 1''': Seating for what?
{{L|Karen|Well, why don't you do what all good business owners do?}}
*'''Plankton''': ''(angrily)'' For the Chum Bucket! Where you can enjoy a nice helping of chum. (sarcastically) Oh, boy this is so... ''[pretends to eat it by hiding it behind his head]'' ...good. The chum is.
{{L|Plankton|''[still crying]'' What would that be?}}
*'''Customer 2''': Wait a minute-is he eating chum? Do people do that?
{{L|Karen|Advertise your product, of course. ''[gives Plankton part of the cloth]''}}
*'''Plankton''': Look, are you gonna eat or not!?!?!
{{L|Plankton|Advertising? ''[stops crying]'' I can't believe it took me so long to come up with this! ''[Karen sighs]''}}
*'''Customer 2''': Yeah. I'll have two Krabby Patties.
{{L|Plankton|''[digging in a box of letters]'' Let's see... "Q", no... "P", no... Ah, here it is, "L"! There, it's perfect! Chum is metabolic fuel! You really did it this time, ol' Planky. ''[starts dancing]'' Oh yeah, who's a genius? ♪Have you seen this, seen this, seen this, seen my genius, genius, genius.''[Patrick begins reading the slogan. While this is happening, Plankton stops dancing and looks down at him]''}}
*'''Customer 1''': Oh yeah, two.
{{L|Patrick|Chum is... ''[sips cup]'' meh...}}
*'''Customer 2''': We couldn't find parking over at the Krusty Krab. ''[cuts to the Krusty Krab, jam-packed with cars. The two customers walk away. Plankton gets so mad that water bursts out of his body and he catch it in a cup and starts to drink it]''.
{{L|Plankton|Hello, sir, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Er, sir?}}
*'''Plankton''': ''[smack his lips, then sighs clamly]'' Now what was I saying? Oh right ''[angrily rips up the menu and stamps on it]''. I'm tired of the Krusty Krab taking all of my buisness! We're doomed, Karen! Dommed, I tell you! ''[cries]''
{{L|Patrick|...META...A...TAB...TAB...AB...BOL...IC... ''[cuts to the inside of his head. His brain is on fire]''}}
*'''Karen''': Well then, why don't you do what all good business owners do?
{{L|Mini Brain Patrick 1|Forget about what that word means! There's a fire breaking out the language lobes!}}
*'''Plankton''': ''[still crying]'' What would that be?
{{L|Mini Brain Patrick 2|We need to get outta here! ''[Patrick Midget pushes on a door with signs saying "PULL TO OPEN"]''}}
*'''Karen''': Advertise your product, of course. ''[she gives Plankton part of the towel]''
{{L|Mini Brain Patrick 3|The door's jammed!}}
*'''Plankton''': Advertising? ''[stops crying]'' I can't believe it took me so long to come up with this ''[Karen sighs]''
{{L|Mini Brain Patrick 2|Push harder! ''[all start moaning and coughing]''}}
*'''Plankton''': ''[digging in a box of letters]'' Now let's see, Q no... P no...Ah, here it is, L! There, it's perfect! Chum is Metabolic Fuel. You really did it this time ol' Planky. Oh yeah, who's a genius. Have you seen this, seen this, seen my genius, genius, genius, genius. ''( Patrick begins reading the slogan. While this is happening, Plankton stops dancing and looks down at him.)''
{{L|Patrick|...METAB...BO... ''[his head starts to smoke]''}}
*'''Patrick''': Chum is...''[sips cup]'' me...
{{L|Plankton|Sir, your head, it's on fire. ''[Patrick jumps]'' The drink, use the drink!}}
*'''Plankton''': Hello sir, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Erm, sir?
{{L|Patrick|''[stares at cup]'' It's kelp juice, you want some? ''[Plankton takes drink from Patrick and throws it at his head]'' Hey! What kind of friend are you?!}}
*'''Patrick''': ...Meta...a...ta...tab...tab, er...bo...ic!
{{L|Plankton|Friend? I didn't even know y-}}
*'''Patrick Midget in Brain''': Forget about what that word means! There's a fire breaking out the language lobes!
{{L|Patrick|Go ahead. Say you're sorry.}}
*'''Patrick Midget in Brain 2''': We need to get outta here! ''[Patric Midget pushes on a door with signs saying "''PULL TO OPEN''"]''
{{L|Plankton|Uh, I'm sorry?}}
*'''Patrick Midget in Brain''': The door's jammed!
{{L|Patrick|Okay, I forgive you. And... ''[shakes Plankton's hand]'' I'm sorry for yelling. Okay, so can I tell you something, honestly?}}
*'''Patrick Midget in Brain 2''': Push harder! ''[All start moaning and coughing]''
{{L|Plankton|Whatever.}}
*'''Patrick''': MetAbo, ic... ''[Head starts to smoke]''
{{L|Patrick|It's about your sign. These words make my head sad.}}
*'''Plankton''': Sir, your head, it's on fire. ''[Patrick jumps]'' THE DRINK, USE THE DRINK!
{{L|Patrick's Head|''[cries]'' I don't get it. ''[cries more]''}}
*'''Patrick''': ''[Stares at cup]'' It's kelp juice, you want some? ''[Plankton takes drink from Patrick and throws it at his head]''. HEY! What kind of friend are you?
{{L|Patrick|It's okay, little fella. I don't, either.}}
*'''Plankton''': Friend? I didn't even know y-
{{L|Plankton|Okay, Freakshow, you just wait. In a few minutes, this sign will attract more customers than you can count.}}
*'''Patrick''': Come on. Say you're sorry.
{{L|French Narrator|A few minutes later...}}
*'''Plankton''': Uh, I'm sorry
{{L|Patrick|Uhhh, what's that number before one?}}
*'''Patrick''': Okay, I forgive you. ''[shakes Plankton's hand]'' I'm sorry for yelling. Okay, so can I tell you something honestly?
{{L|Plankton|Zero.}}
*'''Plankton''': Whatever.
{{L|Patrick|Oh right, congratulations, you have zero customers!}}
*'''Patrick''': It's about your sign. These words make my head sad.
{{L|Plankton|Okay, so it may take a little longer than a few minutes.}}
*'''Patrick's Head''': ''[cries]'' I don't get it. ''[cries more]''
{{L|French Narrator|A little longer than a few minutes later...}}
*'''Patrick''': It's okay little fella I don't either.
{{L|Patrick|Wait, what are we doing again? ''[Plankton gets angry. While he does, Patrick switches the letters around on the sign]'' There we go! Chum is Fun!}}
*'''Plankton''': OK, Freakshow, you just wait.In a few minutes this sign will attract more than you can count.
{{L|Plankton|What the? This says "Chum is Fum." You've changed my sign to "Chum is Fum"?! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!}}
*'''Narrator''': A Few Minutes Later
{{L|Patrick|They seem to think it's interesting. ''[shows a bunch of customers coming into the the Chum Bucket. Chattering amongst the customers]''}}
*'''Patrick''': Uhh, what's that number before one?
{{L|Plankton|Apparently, dumb sells chum. And I believe I've just found our Advertising Director. ''[Patrick chews off a bit of a letter "R." Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]''}}
*'''Plankton''': Zero
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' Only two customers? Customers are looking kinda scarce. ''[chuckles nervously]'' Must be low tide or something, eh, Squidward?}}
*'''Patrick''': Oh right, congratulations, you have zero customers!
{{L|Squidward|They've all gone to the Chum Bucket.}}
*'''Plankton''': Okay it might take a little longer than a few minutes.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The Chum Bucket? ''[He looks through a pair of binoculars and reads the sign above the Chum Bucket door]'' "Chum is Fum"? SpongeBob!}}
*'''Narrator''': A Little Longer Than a Few Minutes Later
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir?}}
*'''Patrick''': Wait, what are we doing again? [Plankton gets angry. While he does, Patrick switches the letters around on the sign].
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, we have a situation.}}
*'''Plankton''': What the? This says "Chum is Fum." You've changed my sign? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm on it. ''[He runs off]''}}
*'''Patrick''': They seem to think it's interesting. ''[shows a bunch of customers coming into the the Chum Bucket]''
{{L|''[SpongeBob pulls a lever which activates a "Situation Alert" button. Mr. Krabs is pulled away to his office via a moving plank. Another plank tilts and SpongeBob slides down it. He uses his hat as a parachute and lands in the middle of a target with two closed vents to his left and right. The target turns SpongeBob to the vent on the right and both vents open. A large metal square shaped hand pushes him down the vent.]''}}
*''(Chattering amongest the Customers)''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[taking a switch out of his pocket]'' Five. ''[a door with the Number 5 on it opens]'' Four. ''[a door with the Number 4 on it opens up]'' Three. ''[a door with the Number 3 on it opens up]'' Two. ''[a door with the Number 2 on it opens up]'' One. ''[a door with the Number 1 on it opens up. After that, SpongeBob throws away the switch, and then arrives the place where Mr. Krabs is]''}}
*'''Plankton''': Apperantly, dumb sells chum. I believe I've just found our Advertising Director. (''Patrick chews off a bit of a letter "R".''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, I'm afraid our worst fears have been realized.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Aah! Only two customers? Customers are looking kinda scarce. ''(Chuckles Nerveously). ''Must be low tide or something eh Squidward?
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah! Goofy Goober is going non-dairy?}}
*'''Squidward''': They've all gone to the Chum Bucket.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No. ''[pulling down a screen]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs: '''The Chum Bucket? ''(He Looks through a pair of Binoculars and reads the sign above the Chum Bucket Door.)'' "Chum.... is.... Fum?" SpongeBob!
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh. Slide show.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Yess Sir?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[changes slide]'' A few hours ago, the Chum Bucket was, as it should be, a desolate no-man's land. ''[changes slide to a bunch of customers outside the Chum Bucket]'' There's only one way he could have changed things around so quickly. ''[changes slide to Plankton sneaking past SpongeBob]'' Plankton must have slipped into the Krusty Krab while you weren't looking.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, we have a situation.
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, that's my legs.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': I'm on it. ''(He runs off.)''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[changes slide to Plankton stealing the Secret Formula]'' He stole the formular. ''[a slide of SpongeBob screaming is displayed]''}}
*''(SpongeBob pulls a leaver which activates a "Situation Alert" button. Mr. Krabs is pulled away to his office via a moving plank. Another Plank tilts and SpongeBob slides down it. He uses his hat as a parachute and land in the middle of a target with two closed vent to his left and right.)''
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]''}}
*''(The Target turns SpongeBob to the vent on the right and both vents open. A large metal Square shaped Hand Pushes him down the vent.)''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I thought you'd say that. ''[changes slide to him and SpongeBob sneaking to the Chum Bucket]'' So we need to infiltrate the Chum Bucket and steal the formular back.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': ''(Taking a switch out of his pocket.)'' Five. ''( A door with the Number 5 on it opens.)''
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are dressed in a brown-ish jacket with a clam on top. Mr. Krabs is on top of SpongeBob while he is struggling to keep his balance.]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Four. ''(A door with the number 4 on it opens up.)''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, how are ya holding up boy?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Three. ''(A door with the Number 3 on it opens up.)''
{{L|SpongeBob|Not so good, Mr. Krabs.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Two. ''(A door with the Number 2 on it opens up.)''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold on now. We're almost there.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': One. ''(A door with the Number 1 on it opens up.)''
{{L|French Narrator|Two hours later...}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, I'm afraid our worst fears have been realized.
{{L|Plankton|Next!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Goofy Gober is going non-tary?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|We made it, SpongeBob. We're in!}}
*'''Mr.Krabs''': No. ''(Pulling down a screen.)''
{{L|Nat|All I know is: "Chum is Fum."}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Ooh. Slide Show.
{{L|Pilar|You said it. "Chum is Fum."}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': A few hours ago, the Chum Bucket was, as it should be, a desolate no-man's land. There's only one way he could have changed things around so quickly. Plankton must have slipped into the Krusty Krab while you weren't looking.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Keep an eye peeled for anything suspiciourous}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Hey, that's my legs.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[struggling]'' Like that door? ''[camera moves to reveal door that has two signs covering windows saying "TOP SECRET" "STAY OUT!"]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': He stole the Formuler. ''(A slide of SpongeBob screaming is displayed)''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eh... Bingo! Giddy up, boy, We're almost there. ''[opens door]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': I thought you might say that. So we need to infultrate the Chum Bucket and steal the formular back.
{{L|''[Plankton immediately runs up to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs.]''}}
*''(SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are dressed in a brown-ish jacket with a clam on top. Mr. Krabs is on top of SpongeBob while he is struggling to keep his balance.)''
{{L|Plankton|Excuse me.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, how are ye holding up down there lad?
{{L|Patrick|Huh? ''[Mr. Krabs quickly closes the door]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Not so good, Mr. Krabs.
{{L|Plankton|...would you like a free sample?}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Hold on there. We're almost there.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, uh ''[clears his throat and changes his voice to a falsetto voice]'' I'm full, thanks!}}
*'''Narrator''': Two Hours Later.
{{L|Plankton|No? How 'bout your little friend? Hi, SpongeBob!}}
*'''Plankton''': Next!
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi! I don't want a free samp-}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': We made it SpongeBob. We're in! ''(They enter the Chum Bucket. This is chatter among the crowd of customers.)''
{{L|Plankton|''[stuffs the Chum in SpongeBob's mouth]'' Sure, you do. Look out! She's gonna blow!}}
*'''Customer 1''': Oh, I Know. Chum is Fum.
{{L|''[Disguise expands and camera cuts to the outside of Chum Bucket and shows explosion. Camera cuts back to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs out of disguise.]''}}
*'''Customer 2''': You said it. Chum is Fum.
{{L|SpongeBob|Blegh, Aheh, Agh, Agheh... ''[Pulls out tongue and starts scrubbing it]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs: '''Keep an eye peeled for anything suspiciourous
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh, Plankton obviously didn't steal me formular, so how did he steal all me customers?}}
*'''SpongeBob''':'' (struggling) ''Like that door? ''(camera moves to reveal door that has 2 signs covering windows saying "TOP SECRET" "STAY OUT!")''
{{L|Pilar|This chum tastes awful.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': hmmmm... BINGO! Giddy up boy, We're almost there.
{{L|Nat|Yeah, but that slogan is so catchy that we can't stop eatin' it.}}
*(Mr. Krabs opens door)
{{L|Nat and Pilar|Chum is fum! ''[they both throw up]''}}
*'''Patrick''': Huh?
{{L|Plankton|Heh-heh-heh... ''[takes breath]'' Chum is fum! Hee-hee-hee!}}
*''(Plankton immediately runs up to Spongebob and Mr. Krabs. Door closes)''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[takes SpongeBob by the tongue]'' Come on, SpongeBob...}}
*'''Plankton''': Excuse me, would you like a free sample?
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs leave the scene.]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': No, uh ''(*clears throat*) (masks voice as lady's voice)'' I'm full thanks!
{{L|Plankton|I'm gonna see how our advertising guru is doing. ''[goes into "top secret room"]'' What brilliant slogans have you come up with this week, Patrick? ''[walks in front of Patrick only to find him asleep]''}}
*'''Plankton''': No? How 'bout your little Friend? Hi SpongeBob!
{{L|Patrick|''[snore. sleepily]'' Hmm, huh?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Hi! I don't want a free sampl-
{{L|Plankton|''[facepalms]'' Gah! You're supposed to be coming up with witty catchphrases to keep that rabble out there happy! ''[jumps up onto easel]'' "Chum is Fum"... We kinda got that one already. ''[flips poster paper up to reveal CHUM IS FUM]''}}
*(''Plankton stuffs the ChumStick in Spongebob's mouth)''
{{L|Patrick|Ooh, I like that one!}}
*'''Plankton''': Sure you do.
{{L|''[Plankton flips poster paper up again to reveal CHUM IS FUM again. Plankton flips poster paper up again to reveal multiple CHUM IS FUM on whole sheet. Plankton flips poster paper up again to reveal CHUM IS FUM together in the shape of Patrick. Flips paper up to reveal CHUM. Flips paper up to reveal IS. Flips paper up to reveal FUM.]''}}
*'''Plankton''': ''(Screaming)'' LOOK OUT SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
{{L|Plankton|Eh. Oh, well, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. ''[jumps down]'' Keep up the good work... I guess...}}
*''(Disguise expands and camera cuts to the outside of Chum Bucket and shows explosion)''
{{L|Patrick|You got it, boss!}}
*''(Camera cuts back to SpongeBob and Mr.Krabs out of disguise)''
{{L|Plankton|''[opens door to the crowd and announcing]'' Hey, everyone! Chum is Fum!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Blegh, Aheh, Agh, Agheh ''(Pulls out tongue and starts scrubbing)''
{{L|''[Crowd cheers. Bubble transition to outside of Chum Bucket showing a line up that goes till the outside.]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Huh? Well he obviously didn't steal me formular, but how did he steal all my customers?
{{L|Plankton|Hey, Karen, check this out!}}
*'''Customer 1''': This Chum Tastes awful.
{{L|Karen|What now?}}
*'''Customer 2''': Yeah, but the slogan is so catchy that we can't stop eatin' it.
{{L|Plankton|You see, every time I make a sale the sound goes there, watch! ''[opens cash register, sound goes to microphone outside to 3 loud speakers on top of the Chum Bucket]''}}
*'''Customer 1 and 2''': CHUM IS FUM!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cries]''}}
*(''Both Customer 1 and 2 barf on floor)''
{{L|Karen|How is that gonna help to boost sales?}}
*'''Plankton:''' Ah hehehehehehe *takes breath* Chum is fum! Ah he he!
{{L|Plankton|Karen, babe, you don't need help when you have a catchy slogan like mine.}}
*''(Mr. Krabs takes SpongeBob by the tongue)''
{{L|Karen|Don't look now, but I think your catchy slogan days are numbered. ''[Plankton turns around and looks at the customers]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Come on SpongeBob.
{{L|Nat|''[barfs on floor]'' Uhhh... sounds not right.}}
*''(Spongebob and Mr. Krabs leave scene)''
{{L|Pilar|Yeah, I know. I keep sayin' "Chum is Fum", but it's... eh... it's just not workin'.}}
*'''Plankton:''' I'm gonna to see how our advertising guru is doing.
{{L|Nat|I'm outta here. ''[both of them throw ChumStick on the floor and leave]''}}
*''(Goes into "top secret room")''
{{L|Plankton|Hmm...}}
*'''Plankton''': What brilliant slogans have you come up with this week Patrick?
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Patrick sleeping.]''}}
*''(Walks in front of Patrick and is stunned to see him asleep)''
{{L|Plankton|''[shouting]'' Patrick!}}
*'''Patrick''':'' (*snore*) (sleepily)'' huh?
{{L|Patrick|''[wakes up]'' Huh?! What?}}
*'''Plankton''': ''(*facepalms*)'' Gah! You're supposed to be coming up with witty catchphrases to keep that rabble out there happy!
{{L|Plankton|We're having a board meeting here! We need ideas!}}
*''(Plankton jumps up onto easel)''
{{L|Patrick|''[examining graph that the line ends inside the toilet]'' Hmm... Mmm... Uh-huh. I think I see the problem. Your potty has a shocky thing in it!}}
*'''Plankton:''' ''(Reading out)'' Chum is fum...
{{L|Plankton|No! That's not it, ya fool! We need a new slogan! You need to come up with another genius catchphrase like "Chum is Fum"! But different.}}
*Plankton: We've kinda got that one already.
{{L|Patrick|Oh... Gotcha. Hmm...}}
*''(Plankton flips poster paper up to reveal CHUM IS FUM)''
{{L|French Narrator|3 days later...}}
*'''Patrick''': OOH I like that one!
{{L|''[Cuts to outside of Chum Bucket with a longer line of customers. zooms in on new sign "FUM IS CHUM."]''}}
*''(Plankton Flips poster paper up again to reveal CHUM IS FUM again)''
{{L|Nat|I'm so happy that they changed that old tired slogan, "Chum is Fum."}}
*''(Plankton flips poster paper up again to reveal multiple CHUM IS FUM on whole sheet)''
{{L|Pilar|Yeah, that new slogan "Fum is Chum" is way cooler.}}
*''(Plankton flips poster paper up again to reveal CHUM IS FUM together in the shape of Patrick)''
{{L|Nat|Way cooler!}}
*''(Flips paper up to reveal CHUM)''
{{L|''[Nat and Pilar pick up Chum Bucket Supreme and start eating and barfing into their buckets.]''}}
*''(Flips paper up to reveal IS)''
{{L|Plankton|''[gives bucket of chum to a customer]'' Here's your Chum Bucket Supreme, enjoy! Patrick, my boy, you really earned that promotion!}}
*''(Flips paper up to reveal FUM)''
{{L|Patrick|''[washing dishes]'' Thanks, boss.}}
*'''Plankton''': Agh. Oh well if it 'aint broke don't fix it
{{L|Plankton|Nothing can stop me now!}}
*''(*jumps down*)''
{{L|''[Shows montage of Plankton's success: people eating chum, billboard posted up with new slogan, being on cover of Bikini Bottom restaurant magazine, many cars parked outside of Chum Bucket, local hockey team lining up for chum.]''}}
*'''Plankton''': Keep up the good work... I guess...
{{L|Plankton|You fellas look hungry, here you go! ''[throws the chumsticks at the hockey players and they fight for it]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' You got it boss.
{{L|Patrick|Excuse me, sir. ''[hands resignation slip]'' My resignation. ''[shows picture of himself in fighter plane shooting bullets]''}}
*(plankton opens door)
{{L|Plankton|But you're my whole marketing department!}}
*'''Plankton''': ''(Announcing)'' HEY EVERYONE! CHUM IS FUM!
{{L|Patrick|I know, but I'm "burned out." See? ''[turns around to show back of head literally burned making a hole]'' Anyway, you can send my check to my home.}}
*''(Crowd Cheers)''
{{L|Plankton|Check? ''[crumples the resignation letter up and throws it away]'' You want money for those stupid catchphrases?! Anybody can sell to my idiot customers! ''[over loudspeakers]'' They're buffoons! Morons! ''[the citizens notice and listen to what Plankton's saying]'' They'll buy anything I sell them. They're the dumbest of the dumb! ''[Frank and Nancy angrily throw away chum]'' The stupidest of the stupid! ''[Debbie Rechid and Susie angrily throw away Chum. Susie throws away Chum Bucket bucket helmet as well]'' They're dummies, dweebs, ''[every hockey team player hears what Plankton said and stops eating chum]'' and doodoo dunderheads! I can keep that rabble right where I want 'em! ''[notices the hockey team players angrily approaches him]'' Huh?}}
*''(Scene switches to outside of Chum Bucket showing a line up that goes till the outside)''
{{L|Hockey Player|What was that part about 'doodoo dunderheads,' eh?}}
*'''Plankton''': Hey Karen, check this out!
{{L|Plankton|Uh-oh!}}
*'''Karen''': What now?
{{L|''[Plankton screams while the hockey players are starting beating him up. The hockey players kick him out of the Chum Bucket.]''}}
*'''Plankton:''' You see every time I make a sale the sound goes there, Watch!
{{L|Hockey Player|Where do you think you're going, little man? ''[picks Plankton up and puts him on tee]''}}
*''(Plankton opens cash register) (*CHA CHING*) (sound goes to microphone outside to 3 loud speakers on top of the Chum Bucket)''
{{L|Plankton|Is it too late for sorry? ''[gets squished on tee]'' D'oh!}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''':'' (Cries)''
{{L|Hockey Player|''[chuckles]'' Hey, check out that new sign at the Krusty Krab. Who's hungry, eh?}}
*'''Karen''': How is that gonna help to boost sales?
{{L|''[The hockey players cheer and run to the Krusty Krab as Plankton gets squished.]''}}
*'''Plankton''': Karen babe you don't need help when you have a catchy slogan like mine.
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, Mr. K., we're back in business!}}
*'''Karen''': Don't look now, but I think your catchy slogan days are numbered.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yep. ''[shouting at Patrick]'' Keep up the good work, boy'o!}}
*''(Plankton turns around to look at customers)''
{{L|Patrick|You got it, boss! ''[paints "Krabby Patties are Fum" on a banner]''}}
*'''Customer 1''':'' (*Barfs on floor*)'' Uhh somezin' not right
*'''Customer 2''': Yeah i know, I keep sayin' "Chum is Fum" but it ehh it's just not workin'
*'''Customer 1''': I'm outta here.
*''(customer 1 throws ChumStick on floor and leaves)''
*''(Customer 2 throws ChumStick on floor and follows Customer 1)''
*'''Plankton''': Hmmmm....
*''(Scene changes to Patrick sleeping)''
*'''Plankton''': ''(Shouting)'' PATRICK!
*''(Patrick wakes up)''
*'''Patrick''': Huh?!
*'''Plankton''': We're having a board meeting here! We need ideas
*'''Patrick''':''(examining graph)'' Hmmmm, Mhmmmm, Uh huuuh. I think I see the problem. Your potty has a shocky thing in it
*'''Plankton''': NO that,s not it you FOOL! We need a new slogan! You need to come up with another genius catchphrase like "Chum is Fum" but different.
*'''Patrick''': Oh... Gotcha Hmmmmmm.
*'''Narrator''': 3 Days Later
*''(Cuts to outside of Chum Bucket with a longer line of customers)''
*''(zooms in on new sign "FUM IS CHUM")''
*'''Customer 1''': I'm so happy that they changed that old tired slogan "Chum is Fum"
*'''Customer 2''': Yeah that new slogan "Fum IS Chum" Is way cooler.
*''(customer 1 and 2 pick up Chum bucket supreme and start eating and barfing into their buckets)''
*'''Plankton''': Heres your chum bucket supreme, enjoy.
*'''Plankton''': Patrick my boy you really earned that promotion.
*'''Patrick''': Thanks boss.
*'''Plankton''': Nothing can stop me now!
*''(Shows montage of Plankton's Success) (people eating chum, bilboard posted up with new slogan, being on cover of Bikini Bottom restaurant magazine, many cars parked outside of Chum Bucket, local hockey team lining up for chum.)''
*'''Plankton''': You fellas look hungry, here you go.
*''(Hockey players fight for chum)''
*'''Patrick''': Excuse me sir. (hands resignation slip) My resignation.
*''(shows picture of Patrick in fighter plane shooting bullets)''
*'''Plankton''': But you're my whole marketing department.
*'''Patrick''': I know but I'm "burned out". See.
*''(Patrick turns around to show back of head burned making a hole)''
*'''Patrick''': Anyway, you can send my cheque to my home.
*'''Plankton''': ''(rips resignation) ''Cheque? You want money for those stupid catchphrases?
*'''Plankton''': Anybody can sell to my idiot customers ''(over loudspeakers)'' They're buffoons, morons, they'll buy anything I sell them. They're the dumbest of the dumb, the stupidest of the stupid, they're dummies, dweebs and doodoo dunderheads. I can keep that rabble right where I want em'.
*'''Plankton''': Huh?
*'''Hockey Player''': What was that part about doodoo dunderheads eh'?
*''( Hockey Players beat up Plankton and kick him out of chum bucket)''
*'''Hockey Player''': Where do you think you're going little man?
*'''Plankton''': Is it too late for sorry?'' (gets squished on tee)''
*'''Hockey Player''': *chuckles* Hey check out that new sign at the Krusty Krab. Who's hungry eh'?
*''(Hockey players cheer and run to Krusty Krab as plankton gets squished)''
*'''Spongebob''': Well, Mr.K we're back in business!
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Yep.'' (shouting at Patrick)'' Keep up the good work boy'o!
*'''Patrick''': You got it boss!

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