A SquarePants Family Vacation/transcript: Difference between revisions

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+{{EpisodeTranscript}}
-{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks outside of his house, opens his mailbox, and then sticks his claw into it.]''}}
+{{L|''[The episode opens with Mr. Krabs walking outside of his house, opening his mailbox, and then sticking his claw into it.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[With his eyes closed]'' Please be money, please be money. ''[Pulls out postcard from mailbox.]'' Oh! That's not money. It's from SpongeBob. ''[Puts on his glasses, and reads the postcard]'' "Dear Mr... Krabs, please come to my house tonight. I am having a free money party." Free money party!? This sounds too good to be true!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[with his eyes closed]'' Please be money, please be money. ''[pulls out postcard from mailbox]'' Oh! That's not money. It's from SpongeBob. ''[puts on his glasses, and reads the postcard]'' "Dear Mr... Krabs, please come to my house tonight. I am having a free money party." Free money party!? This sounds too good to be true!}}
-{{L|''[Cuts to scene to show Squidward by his mailbox]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward reading a postcard by his mailbox.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[Reads postcard]'' "Dear Squidward, come to my house tonight, I am having a... ''[surprised]'' ...latte sipping contest?" This sound too good to be true!}}
+{{L|Squidward|"Dear Squidward, come to my house tonight, I am having a... ''[surprised]'' ...latte sipping contest?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
-{{L|''[Cuts to inside of Sandy's treedome]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Sandy reading a postcard.]''}}
-{{L|Sandy|''[Reading postcard]'' "Please come by my house tonight. I'm having a science fair!" Oh, SpongeBob, this sounds too good to be true! ''[Her science experiment fizzes]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|"Please come by my house tonight. I'm having a science fair!" Oh, SpongeBob, this sounds plumb too good to be true! ''[her science experiment fizzes]''}}
-{{L|''[Cuts to Larry lifting weights]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Larry reading a postcard while lifting.]''}}
-{{L|Larry|''[Reading postcard]'' "I am having a weight lifting competition!?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
+{{L|Larry|"I am having a weight lifting competition!?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
-{{L|''[Cuts to Mrs. Puff at boating school]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mrs. Puff at boating school reading a postcard.]''}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[Gasps as she reads postcard]'' "A quiet evening studying the rules of the road!?" ''[Laughs]'' Oh! Ahem... That sounds too good to be true.}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[gasps]'' "A quiet evening studying the rules of the road!?" ''[laughs]'' Oh! Ahem... That sounds too good to be true.}}
-{{L|''[Cuts to the inside of the Chum Bucket]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket.]''}}
-{{L|Plankton|''[Reading postcard]'' "A meeting of the minds to discuss the ultimate downfall of the Krusty Krab!?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[reading postcard]'' "A meeting of the minds to discuss the ultimate downfall of the Krusty Krab!?" This sounds too good to be true!}}
-{{L|''[Cuts to Mr. Krabs knocking on SpongeBob's door]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs knocking on SpongeBob's door.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[opens the door]'' Welcome, friends! Please come in!}}
 {{L|''[Everyone walks inside]''}}
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 {{L|Plankton|And diabolical conspiracies?}}
 {{L|Sandy|And let's not forget the science fair!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|The real reason I called you here was to watch this slideshow of photos from my family vacation!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|The ''real'' reason I called you here was to watch this slideshow of photos from my family vacation!}}
-{{L|Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Larry, and Pearl|I knew it was too good to be true!}}
+{{L|Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Larry, and Pearl|''[angrily]'' I knew it was too good to be true!}}
-{{L|''[Patrick then bursts through the crowd]''}}
+{{L|''[Patrick, wearing a popcorn sipping hat, then bursts through the crowd.]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ahaha! Ahaha! Sorry I'm late, SpongeBob! I had to find my movie watching hat!}}
 {{L|Plankton|That does it... I'm gone. ''[Plankton starts to leave, but the others exit, and Larry squishes him, followed by Pearl, Mrs. Puff, and Sandy, all stepping on him]'' Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!}}
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 {{L|Harold|''[Singing]'' "And she threw it all away..."}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[Flies into windshield]'' Okay find me!}}
-{{L|Harold| Egad!}}
+{{L|Harold|Egad!}}
-{{L|''[Car spins out of control, crashing into a sign for The Great Barrier Reef. The car crashes in the Outskirts Outlet Mega Mall, bouncing through. The car goes down the escalator, while a tan female fish looks over at the car, and doesn't seem to care. The car then crashes out of the mall, flying through the air, and landing on a race track. The car bounces off of a siren, and then circles the track. The car crosses the finish line, and wins the race. The crowd cheers, and the car crashes through the trophies, exiting the race. The car leaves the ocean, and flies into the air, eventually flying through space. The car hits the cow that jumped over the moon, and falls back down into the ocean. The car crashes between a multitude of rocks, before landing back on the road, and driving away with Patrick now inside.]''}}
+{{L|''[Car spins out of control, crashing into a sign for The Great Barrier Reef. The car crashes in the Outskirts Outlet Mega Mall, bouncing through. The car goes down the escalator, while a tan female fish looks over at the car, and doesn't seem to care. The car then crashes out of the mall, flying through the air, and landing on a race track.]''}}
+{{L|Announcer|There's the green flag and the race is underway. ''[The car bounces off of a siren, and then circles the track. The car crosses the finish line, and wins the race.]'' And we have a new winner!}}
+{{L|''[The crowd cheers, and the car crashes through the trophies, exiting the race. The car leaves the ocean, and flies into the air, eventually flying through space. The car hits the cow that jumped over the moon, and falls back down into the ocean. The car crashes between a multitude of rocks, before landing back on the road, and driving away with Patrick now inside.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Maybe we should just sing the road song.}}
-{{L|Patrick|♪Road. Road. Road. Road.♪ ''[Continues for rest of song]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|♪Road! Road! Road! Road!♪ ''[Continues for rest of song]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm on the road, I see stuff going by. When I'm on the road.♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm on the road, I see stuff going by. When I'm on the road,♪}}
-{{L|Patrick|♪I got a bug in my eye.♪}}
+{{L|Patrick|♪I got a bug in my eye!♪}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm on the road.♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm on the road,♪}}
 {{L|Margaret|♪Looks like clear skies ahead.♪}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm on the road.♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm on the road,♪}}
 {{L|Harold|♪Please stop touching my head.♪}}
-{{L|All|♪Let's all sing the road song.♪}}
+{{L|All|♪Let's all sing the road song!♪}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|♪I want to sing it all day long.♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪I wanna sing it all day long!♪}}
-{{L|All|♪Let's all sing the road song. Let's all sing along!♪}}
+{{L|All|♪Let's all sing the road song! Let's all sing along!♪}}
 {{L|''[Song ends abruptly when fire starts on top of car. Cuts to show car from the outside.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Um... anybody know any other good road tunes?}}
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 {{L|Harold|Probably pretty far son.}}
 {{L|''[Cuts to show road sign that shows that the nearest service station is "Probably pretty far."]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob| Oh, you're right!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you're right!}}
 {{L|''[Gang continues to push car, cut to them at a service station.]''}}
 {{L|Harold|So, uh, how's it lookin'?}}
-{{L|Service Station Worker|''[Pointing to objects in car]'' Well, it's got a cracked timing case cover, you've broken a couple keys off the timing gear, your radiator is damaged at the core, you got a cracked water pump, and a fractured injector line.}}
+{{L|Service Station Worker|''[Pointing to objects in car]'' Well, it's got a cracked timing case cover, you've broken a couple teeth off the timing gear, your radiator is damaged at the core, you got a cracked water pump, and a fractured injector line.}}
 {{L|Margaret|And what does all that mean?}}
-{{L|Service Station Worker| Well, little missy, in technical terms... if she don't wanna run, she don't wanna run!}}
+{{L|Service Station Worker|Well, little missy, in technical terms... if she don't wanna run, she don't wanna run!}}
 {{L|''[Cuts to Margaret and Harold staring blankly.]''}}
 {{L|Harold|Uh-huh. So what are we looking at time wise?}}
-{{L|Service Station Worker|Well now that depends... how much time ya got? ''[Service Station Worker starts laughing]''}}
+{{L|Service Station Worker|Well, now, that depends... how much time ya got? ''[Service Station Worker starts laughing]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[Laughing]'' How much time ya- ''[All stare at Patrick]'' Not funny.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob takes a picture.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob| Hey at least they have a cozy-looking waiting room! ''[Points to outhouse.]'' Come on!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey at least they have a cozy-looking waiting room! ''[Points to outhouse.]'' Come on!}}
 {{L|''[Cut to the gang in the outhouse. Harold is reading the paper and Margaret is knitting. SpongeBob and Patrick are waiting silently.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Man, am I bored.}}
-{{L|Patrick|I am beyond bored. I am... be...yord.}}
+{{L|Patrick|I am beyond bored. I am... be...yond.}}
 {{L|Margaret|''[Looking out window]'' Oh boys! Is that a playground I see?}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick stare blankly for a few moments before running to the playground, hollering "Playground!" They slow down upon noticing all the mud around the playground]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Not the most colorful playground I've seen.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Mm-mmm. This looks more like a grey-ground.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Mm-mmm. This looks more like a gray-ground.}}
 {{L|''Cuts to swings, slide, and see-saw. SpongeBob takes a picture.''}}
 {{L|Margaret|Well I'll just let you two amuse yourselves and come back for you when the boat's fixed.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[Turns to Margaret]'' Actually this place seems a little bit-}}
 {{L|Margaret|Have fun!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Well this is a nasty turn of events.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Well, this is a nasty turn of events.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You're preaching to the choir, Patrick.}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[Crosses arms]'' I knew it was gonna happen, too.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|That's funny! Couldn't have been my stomach growling though.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|It couldn't?}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[Poking stomach]'' Nope. I had its vocal cords removed before the trip.}}{{L|SpongeBob|Well, I could've sworn that I heard-}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[Poking stomach]'' Nope. I had its vocal cords removed before the trip.}}
-{{L|''(Monster growling)''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well, I could've sworn that I heard-}}
+{{L|''[Monster growling]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, I heard it! I heard growling!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, that time it was my stomach. There's got to be something around here to eat. ''[Picks berry and puts it in mouth]'' Patrick, I found some berries we can- ''[SpongeBob inflates, body turns purple]'' not eat!}}
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 {{L|''[Monster growling]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Was it your stomach that time too?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Nope. ...Run for your life!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Nope. Run for your life!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick run]''}}
 {{L|''[Small creature appears, growls]''}}
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 {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, as much as I'd like to stay and hang around, I'm not sure now's the time.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I know Patrick, but now it seems to be- ''[Hands slip, SpongeBob starts hyperventilating]'' Our best possible course of action!}}
-{{L|Patrick| ''[Sweating]'' Well, I'd probably be really enjoying the view if I still had some blood flowing in my arms. Ow!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[Sweating]'' Well, I'd probably be really enjoying the view if I still had some blood flowing in my arms. Ow!}}
 {{L|''[Vine starts to break]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Patrick, your patience isn't the only thing that's wearing thin! ''[Vine breaks, both screaming and swinging on a vine. SpongeBob sees different vine]'' Grab it, Patrick!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Patrick, your blood flows not the only thing that's wearing thin! ''[Vine breaks, both screaming and swinging on a vine. SpongeBob sees different vine]'' Grab it, Patrick!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Grabbing! ''[SpongeBob gets sleepy]'' Okay SpongeBob, your turn! SpongeBob!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[Snoring, wakes up and grabs vine]'' Oh, I got it!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick... Patrick, did you hear that?}}
 {{L|Patrick|It sounded like it came from the other side of this big rock!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|This isn't a big rock, it's a big wall!)''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|This isn't a big rock, it's a big wall!}}
 {{L|''[Camera zooms out to reveal "no parking" sign on brick wall]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Do you think it belongs to that gift shop right there?}}
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 {{L|Patrick|A trap!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Shhh...}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[Whispering]'' A trap!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[Sweating]'' Come on. Let's escape, before we spend all our money on useless trinkets.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick tip-toeing out of gift shop]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, wait, I saw a very nice driftwood sculpture over there that would work great as a mantelpiece.}}
-{{L|Patrick|'''SpongeBob, no!''' [cries, as SpongeBob walks off-screen]}}
+{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, no! ''[cries, as SpongeBob walks off-screen]''}}
 {{L|''[Cuts to Patrick spelling his name in the sand, SpongeBob enters crying and carrying multiple shopping bags]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, that tourist shop took me for everything I had! Now we don't have any money, we're still lost, and we're gonna be in big trouble! Oh, this vacation is a disaster!}}
 {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob I-}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob bursts into tears]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob bursts into tears and speaks gibberish]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|I don't think this vacation has been a disaster.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You don't?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[Walking away, Leaving his bags.]'' I suggest we start walking.}}
 {{L|Patrick|I was afraid he was gonna suggest that.}}
-{{L|''[Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick, singing The Road Song with tired, dry voices]''}}<!-- Change with what SpongeBob and Patrick said -->
+{{L|''[Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick, singing The Road Song with tired, dry voices]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[With tired, dry voice]'' ♪When I'm on the road...♪}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[With tired, dry voice]'' ♪I see stuff going by.♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[With tired, dry voice]'' ♪When I'm on the road...♪}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[With tired, dry voice]'' ♪Got a bug in my eye.♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[With tired, dry voice]'' ♪When I'm on the road...♪}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[With tired, dry voice]'' ♪Looks like clear skies ahead.♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[With tired, dry voice]'' ♪When I'm...♪ ''[Coughing]'' ♪...on the road...♪}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[With tired, dry voice]'' ♪Please stop touching my head.♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[With tired, dry voice]'' ♪Let's all sing the road song.♪ ''[Clap Clap!]'' ♪I wanna sing it all day long. Let's all sing the...♪ ''[Coughing]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, maybe we oughta take a break from the singing for a while.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Good idea, Patrick. I'll just play the road song on this whistle I got from the souvenir shop.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob playing The Road Song on whistle. SpongeBob and Patrick passes Harold and Margaret without noticing]''}}
-{{L|Harold|Oh hey son, we're ready to go.}}
+{{L|Harold|Oh, hey, son, we're ready to go.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob continues playing, multiple animals begin to follow as he walks with Patrick through the forest]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Wow, SpongeBob, you're pretty good with that thing.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Well, thanks, Patrick, glad you think so.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Apparently I'm not the only one who does.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|What do you mean? Who else could- ''[Camera zooms out to reveal the monster]'' Oh no, not again.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|What do you mean? Who else could- ''[Camera zooms out to reveal the monster]'' Oh no, not again}}
 {{L|''[The monster drops to the floor]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|The whistle seems to have soothed it.}}
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 {{L|''[fruit fly points to its back]''}}
 {{L|''[cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick on top of the monster]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|♪Road. Road. Road. Road. Road. Road.♪ ''[Continues throughout song]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|♪Road! Road! Road! Road! Road! Road!♪ ''[Continues throughout song]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm above the road. All I see is sky. When I'm above the road. On a giant fruit fly. When I'm above the road.♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm above the road... All I see is sky. When I'm above the road... On a giant fruit fly. When I'm above the road...♪}}
 {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|♪He used to fill us with dread.♪ ''[Scream]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm above the road. I'm as snug as a baby bug in bed. Let's all sing the above the road song. I wanna sing it all day long. Let's all sing the above the road song.♪ ''[Clap Clap!]'' ♪Let's all sing along!♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪When I'm above the road... I'm as snug as a baby bug in bed! Let's all sing the Above the Road Song!♪ ''[Clap Clap!]'' ♪I wanna sing it all day long! Let's all sing the Above the Road Song!♪ ''[Clap Clap!]'' ♪Let's all sing along!♪}}
 {{L|Patrick|Duh.}}
-{{L|''[Giant Fruit fly drops SpongeBob and Patrick back onto playground]''}}
+{{L|''[Giant fruit fly drops SpongeBob and Patrick back onto playground]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks again. Patrick, I think that is the friendliest terrifyingly large insect I have ever had the pleasure of being carried off by.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks again! Patrick, I think that is the friendliest terrifyingly large insect I have ever had the pleasure of being carried off by.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Me too.}}
 {{L|''[Margaret and Harold pull up in the car]''}}
 {{L|Margaret|SpongeBob? Oh, there you are!}}
-{{L|Harold|Okay boys, the boat is as good as new and we've got miles and miles of open road ahead of us.}}
+{{L|Harold|Okay, boys, the boat is as good as new and we've got miles and miles of open road ahead of us.}}
 {{L|Margaret|Boys?}}
 {{L|''[Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sleeping]''}}
 {{L|Margaret|Do something, Harold!}}
 {{L|Harold|He's your son, Margaret. He's your son.}}
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