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+{{L|''[The episode begins in the Star house's living room. A tiny door is seen in the wall, with a fish doorplate that says "THE DARTFISH." The Dartfish are seen in their bed, all snoring. The camera pans over them, with their portraits on the wall above their heads. A noise is heard, which wakes up Daddy Dartfish.]''}}
-|title = Day of the Dartfish
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Huh?}}
-|seasonnumber = 3
+{{L|''[The ground shakes, and several things from inside the house get sucked up, including the Dartfish's bed.]''}}
-|airdate = {{Flag|USA}} {{Time|August 22}}, {{Time|2024}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom, Mommy Dartfish, and Sister Dartfish|Huh? ''[scream as they fly out of the house]''}}
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+{{L|Bunny|''[reading a book while humming and vacuuming near the Dartfish house]''}}
-{{L|''[The episode begins with the shot of the Star house inside. There was the dartfish door. Inside, the Dartfish family sleeping, when Daddy Dartfish wakes up, the door sucks in by Bunny's vacuum. Binny reads a book.]''
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[flying through the air]'' Whoa! ''[gets hit by a scarf, which wraps around him]'' That's a wrap on me.}}
+{{L|Mommy Dartfish|''[flying through the air, gets sprayed with perfume and hit with makeup]'' Oh! ''[makeup is now on her face]'' Ready for my close-up!}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|''[in the air, hits a baseball with a bat]'' Whoa! Touchdown!}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|''[in the air, a phone rings, which she answers]'' Yes? Hey, Becky. Oh, nothing. What're you doing?}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[grabs onto a pipe, and his mustache rips off]'' My stache!}}
+{{L|Mommy Dartfish|''[the mustache lands on her face]'' Huh, now I'm the daddy.}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|''[grabbing onto an open screw; his skin rips off, then his muscles rip off as he turns into a ghost, then his ghost layer gets sucked in to reveal a polygon model underneath; get sucked in and screams]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Teensy Tom!}}
+{{L|Bunny|''[flicks a switch on the vacuum to turn it off; sing-songy]'' A clean hole is a happy hole.}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|''[yelps, falls into his clothes being held by his mother]'' What's for breakfast, Mom?}}
+{{L|Mommy Dartfish|''[sets down Teensy Tom]'' Like always, whatever the Stars don't eat.}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[putting on a backpack]'' Do you remember the Dartfish code of honor?}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|Never be greedy, take only what's needy.}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|''[hangs a picture of the Star family]'' Bless the Stars for they are aquatic, with them we live symbiotic.}}
+{{L|Picture frame|''[hangs down, all yell]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[fixes picture frame]'' If we keep them ''[rubs Teensy Tom's head]'' alive, the Stars will provide. Alright, Dartfish, ''[points, all head outside]'' time to forage for some food. ''[sniffs, sighs]'' The great indoors. ''[zoom out]'' Let's do what Patrick's pants did the other day, and split up. ''[everyone each holds up one hand]'' Family hand stack.}}
+{{L|All|''[put their hands in the middle]'' Go Dartfish! ''[lift hands and wander off]''}}
+{{L|''[Wipe transition to Teensy Tom entering the kitchen.]''}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|Ah!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[with a piece of bread on a plate]'' You're looking a little naked, Mr. Bread. Let me help you get dressed. ''[puts steak dressing, a wheel of cheese, a pizza, a bowl of noodles, a watermelon, and a sink with dishes on the bread]''}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|''[drooling in awe]'' Oh, I'm sure to get a piece of that. ''[walks]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[carrying a refrigerator]'' This should keep it cool. ''[puts fridge on top of the sandwich, puts on a bib, and rubs his hands together]'' Okay, sandwich. I'm ready for you-- ''[gets crushed by the fridge, screams]''}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|Patrick! ''[runs to the fridge]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[groans]''}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|Oh, no. What do I do? ''[sees an olive and a piece of celery]'' Oh! Okay. ''[picks up the olive and celery]'' This might work. ''[places the olive down and puts the celery in between it and the fridge]'' I'll save you, Patrick! ''[runs to the makeshift catapult and jumps on it, which just sends himself flying into the air, bouncing off a lightbulb, into a blender, which sends him flying in three pieces, and screams as he hits the glove on top of a cactus; he gets flung back onto the catapult, which sends the fridge flying through the ceiling]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Whoa. Hey! ''[points to cactus]'' Did you do that? I'd just like to thank you ''[hugs cactus]'' ever so much, Mr. Kitchen Cactus Man. ''[lets go, with cactus spikes all over him, then flops back to his food]'' Now, where was I? ''[eats the sandwich full, and burps out a single crumb]''}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|Yay! The stars pro-- ''[notices the fridge is falling back down]'' huh? ''[the fridge falls onto the crumb]'' Aw, nuts.}}
+{{L|''[The scene fades to outside, where the camera pans over to the garage, where Cecil is working on the family van. He is repeatedly hitting an engine knob with a screwdriver.]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[rubs forehead with screwdriver]'' The doodad in the thingamajig don't fit the gizmo. Hmm. ''[continues using the screwdriver on an engine knob]'' Mm-hmm.}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[climbing up onto the table, then wipes himself off]'' Oh, my. ''[sees an opened burrito]'' Would you look at that burrito.}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[sets down an active saw and takes a bite out of his burrito, then takes back his screwdriver]''}}
+{{L|''[A piece of the burrito falls down.]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Ooh.}}
+{{L|Cecil|I don't get it. I tried the buzzsaw and the screwdriver, what more could I possibly do? Ugh, ''[facepalms]'' I need some more burrito for my brain. ''[accidentally grabs the active saw and puts spicy sauce on it]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[gasps]'' Oh, no! ''[whimpers, looks around, and sees the power switch on an extension cord, gasps]'' ''[jumps to the switch to turn it off]''}}
+{{L|Cecil|''[bites down on the saw just as it turns off]'' Hey! Who turned off my burrito! Wait, this isn't my burrito. Hmm. ''[Daddy Dartfish takes a crumb as he picks up the burrito]'' Oh. It's all your fault, you delicious burrito. I should've never ordered a breakfast burrito at night! ''[tosses the burrito into flaming barrel]'' Take that!}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[screams, jumps off]'' Geronimo! ''[the burrito lands in the barrel]'' So much for the bean cuisine.}}
+{{L|''[Bean transition to Sister Dartfish, who is walking in Squidina's room.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|I told you.}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|Huh?}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[on the phone while holding a donut, a cloth, and a clipboard in her tentacles]'' I need 300 rubber duckies by tomorrow. This show doesn't run itself, people. ''[takes a bite out of the donut, making a sprinkle drop]''}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|''[gasps]''}}
+{{L|''[The sprinkle rolls to Sister Dartfish.]''}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|Jackpot! ''[tries to grab the sprinkle]'' Huh?}}
+{{L|Squidina|I don't care if it puts a knot in Neptune's tail. ''[loses balance]'' Huh? Huh? Whoa!}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|Oh, no! ''[climbs a nearby curtain, and rides a hook]'' Here I come, Squidina! Almost there!}}
+{{L|Squidina|Whoa! Whoa! ''[falls]''}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|''[throws the hook to Squidina]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Whoa! ''[her shirt gets grabbed by the hook, and spins around in a circle]'' Huh? Whee! Hey, this gives me ''[writes on clipboard]'' an idea for a really cool flying segment. ''[shirt rips]'' Huh? ''[falls down and screams]''}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|''[reaching for sprinkle]'' Oh!}}
+{{L|''[The sprinkle falls down in a gap between the floor planks.]''}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|Oh.}}
+{{L|''[Wipe transition to the Dartfish family on the carpet.]''}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|Dad, I'm afraid we failed.}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|And now we're even hungrier than before. ''[stomach rumbles]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Do not fret, children. Your dad's got a new plan, and it involves the person in ''[points to a medieval-style door]'' that room.}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom, Mommy Dartfish, and Sister Dartfish|GrandPat?}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|That's right. And have you ever seen GrandPat's beard? Why, it's a cornucopia of crumbs.}}
+{{L|GrandPat|''[sitting at a table with a cake with birthday candles that spell "MINE"; puts on a bib]'' Best part about bein' my age, I got no more friends alive to share my cake with. ''[eats a slice of cake]'' Oh, now I got the cake sleeps. ''[falls over, snoring]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[all standing on GrandPat's skin]'' We made it to the dense jungles of the bushy brow amazon. Let the crumb harvest begin. ''[uses the spike on his head to cut through GrandPat's beard]''}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|''[points]'' Hey, Dad. Look!}}
+{{L|''[Slappy's hands emerge from an ice cream painting, and he takes the cake.]''}}
+{{L|All|''[gasp]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|GrandPat, wake up! ''[pulls one of GrandPat's eyes open]''}}
+{{L|GrandPat|''[wakes up]'' Huh? My cake! ''[gets up, his beard majorly cut off]'' My beard! We got a dirty no-good cake stealin' thief on our hands. ''[falls asleep again, snoring]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[all emerge from GrandPat's beard]'' Did you hear that, family? Someone is breaking the Dartfish code. We gotta catch this thief.}}
+{{L|Mommy Dartfish|''[pulls a strand of beard hair and picks up her son]'' Tom, sweetie, ''[wraps the beard hair around her son]'' Mommy's gonna need a hand. ''[swings Tom and throws him to the wall]''}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!}}
+{{L|''[The other Dartfish walk on the beard hair rope. Daddy Dartfish lifts the painting to reveal the cake being pulled by a rope.]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Follow that cake!}}
+{{L|Dartfish|''[all chase after the cake]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Okay, family. You know the drill.}}
+{{L|Dartfish|''[consecutively jump onto the cake and emerge from underneath the candle letters]''}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[squeezes through a crack in the wall, pulling the cake along]''}}
+{{L|''[The Dartfish all exit the cake, and see various stolen Star family items in a room.]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[off-screen]'' Look at all the other stuff he's stolen from the Star family.}}
+{{L|Teensy Tom|''[off-screen; pan over to a ''Patrick Show'' stage]'' He even took ''The Patrick Show'' set.}}
+{{L|Sister Dartfish|''[off-screen; pan over to Patrick in a glass display]'' And Patrick.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[waves]'' Hi.}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[putting a glass display over the cake]'' You're the perfect addition to my collection.}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Um, excuse us.}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[looks behind]'' Huh?}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Sorry to bother. We couldn't help to notice you've stolen all of the Star family's belongings. And, well, we were just wondering, how could you ever do such a terrible thing to such a generous family?}}
+{{L|Slappy|Oh, I-- I can't help it! I should be ashamed, but I'm not! All that matters is that I can complete my precious collection! The only thing left to collect ''[looking at an empty Dartfish Family display shelf]'' is the Dartfish Family.}}
+{{L|Mommy Dartfish|''[looks at her husband]''}}
+{{L|Slappy|Wait a second. ''[turns around and points]'' You are the Dartfish Family.}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Dartfish, dart!}}
+{{L|Dartfish|''[run away from Slappy, who chases after them]''}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[cackles]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[Dartfish stop running]'' Okay, Dartfish. Let's give him the old flat tire.}}
+{{L|Dartfish|''[all raise their heads]''}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[running and laughing, then steps on the Dartfish's head spikes and screams, holding his foot crying]'' You Dartfish are not very smart fish. ''[grabs the Dartfish]'' But not to worry. ''[holds a plastic bag]'' You'll be safe in this Mylar bag. ''[chuckles as he puts the Dartfish in the bag, which fall out due to their spikes]''}}
+{{L|Dartfish|''[turn right-side up in the air, then run away once they land]''}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[notices the empty bag]'' My collection! Come back here! ''[the ''Patrick Show'' theme plays]'' Ooh, ''The Patrick Show'' is about to start. ''[runs outside, breaking through the wall, and sits on a stool with the lawnies]'' Yes! ''[claps]''}}
+{{L|''[The curtains open to reveal absolutely nothing in the room except for the stage platform.]''}}
+{{L|Lavender fish|Huh? Where's Patrick's desk?}}
+{{L|Orange fish|And where's Patrick?}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[whimpers]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[walks onstage with a clipboard]'' Uh, sorry, everyone. ''The Patrick Show'' is having some technical difficulties at the moment.}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[shivers fearfully]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|Psst. Excuse me. ''[whispers indistinctly to Squidina]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|Oh. ''[lets Daddy Dartfish onto the stage as the other Dartfish join him]'' We interrupt this interruption to bring you an important message from the Dartfish Family. ''[presses a button on a remote to bring out a robot arm to hold out a magnifying glass onto Daddy Dartfish]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|''[clears throat, waves]'' Hello, everyone.}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[frightened]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|We all love ''The Patrick Show'', and wish we could take a part of it and put it in our pocket. Or add it to a giant collection that we have hidden in the wall.}}
+{{L|Slappy|''[looks around nervously]''}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|But ''The Patrick Show'' isn't just for you. It's for everyone. And if we share that love, it's sure to grow.}}
+{{L|Slappy|It's like he's talking directly to me.}}
+{{L|Daddy Dartfish|I am talking directly to ''[points]'' you.}}
+{{L|Slappy|I can still fix this. ''[walks off]''}}
+{{L|''[A wall of the stage room breaks open to spill out all of Slappy's stolen stuff.]''}}
+{{L|Squidina|''[points]'' Look, all the other stuff he stole, including Patrick.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[waves]'' Hello.}}
+{{L|Slappy|Sorry for collecting you. No hard feelings?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Okay! ''[a hook grabs him, which breaks him out of the glass display]'' Oh, cool! ''[gets pulled up]'' A flying segment! ''[spins around on the hook as the rope is being held by Squidina]'' Whee!}}
+{{L|Squidina|Thank you, Dartfish Family.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[grabs the cake]'' Yeah, thanks. ''[eats the cake whole, which drops a crumb]''}}
+{{L|Dartfish|The Star-- ''[get crushed by the giant crumb; emerge]'' provide.}}