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{{L|''[The episode begins at a local circus. A giant jellyfish and an elephant snail are performing in the center ring. The elephant snail makes its loud trumpet roar, spitting saliva onto SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode begins at a local circus. A giant jellyfish and an elephant snail are performing in the center ring. The elephant snail makes its loud trumpet roar, spitting saliva onto SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|I heart the circus! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|I heart the circus! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Ringmaster|Children of all ages! Get ready to wet your baggy pants laughing! Send in the clowns! ''[grabs his assistant and uses him like a whip]'' He-yah!}} | {{L|Ringmaster|Children of all ages! Get ready to wet your baggy pants laughing! Send in the clowns! ''[grabs his assistant and uses him like a whip]'' He-yah!}} | ||
{{L|''[A small car enters the center ring. It drives around and around until several clowns come out.]''}} | {{L|''[A small car enters the center ring. It drives around and around until several clowns come out.]''}} | ||
{{L|Ringmaster|Our candy-corn-fed clowns once roamed the slapstick plains where wild clowns run free! ''[grabs his assistant and uses him as a whip again]'' He-yah! ''[the clowns line up; he whips them again]'' He-yah! ''[the clowns form into a pyramid; he whips them again]'' He-yah! ''[the clowns form into a | {{L|Ringmaster|Our candy-corn-fed clowns once roamed the slapstick plains where wild clowns run free! ''[grabs his assistant and uses him as a whip again]'' He-yah! ''[the clowns line up; he whips them again]'' He-yah! ''[the clowns form into a pyramid; he whips them again]'' He-yah! ''[the clowns form into a Ferris wheel; he whips them again]'' He-yah! ''[the clowns form into a balloon donkey; it brays and explodes]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The clowns wave at the audience.]''}} | {{L|''[The clowns wave at the audience.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[cheering wildly]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[cheering wildly]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|My feet!}} | {{L|Patrick|My feet!}} | ||
{{L|Ringmaster|Pack it up, everyone. ''[whips again]'' He-yah!}} | {{L|Ringmaster|Pack it up, everyone. ''[whips again]'' He-yah!}} | ||
{{L|''[The clowns fold up the tent like an umbrella and pack up all of their props. The little clown attempted to help, but he gets stepped on and pushed around by the other clowns. The clowns load up the car, including the elephant snail, and begin to drive away. The little clown gets up and tries to catch up to the circus, but they kept on driving. The little clown is now lost and alone. | {{L|''[The clowns fold up the tent like an umbrella and pack up all of their props. The little clown attempted to help, but he gets stepped on and pushed around by the other clowns. The clowns load up the car, including the elephant snail, and begin to drive away. The little clown gets up and tries to catch up to the circus, but they kept on driving. The little clown is now lost and alone. Bubble transition to SpongeBob dragging a bag of popcorn the next morning.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't care what that mean old ringmaster says. That clown is hungry, and I'm gonna feed him. ''[sees cotton candy flying everywhere, but the circus is not there]'' Hey, where'd the circus go? Now I'll never find that little clown.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't care what that mean old ringmaster says. That clown is hungry, and I'm gonna feed him. ''[sees cotton candy flying everywhere, but the circus is not there]'' Hey, where'd the circus go? Now I'll never find that little clown.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob trips over something and drops his bag of popcorn. He gets up and sees the little clown. The little clown gets scared and squirts SpongeBob with his flower.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob trips over something and drops his bag of popcorn. He gets up and sees the little clown. The little clown gets scared and squirts SpongeBob with his flower.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Customers|Oh-ho-ho, hot dog! Look at that. ''[holds up money]'' Looks like fun!}} | {{L|Customers|Oh-ho-ho, hot dog! Look at that. ''[holds up money]'' Looks like fun!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[quietly]'' Okay, you're on.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[quietly]'' Okay, you're on.}} | ||
{{L|''[The little clown takes out several hot dogs without the tongs. The hog dogs burn the little clown's hand and juggles them. He throws the hot dogs in the customers eyes, which causes them to scream. The little clown squirts mustard in the customers mouths with his flower. The customers run off until the hot dog vendor arrives.]''}} | {{L|''[The little clown takes out several hot dogs without the tongs. The hog dogs burn the little clown's hand and juggles them. He throws the hot dogs in the customers eyes, which causes them to scream. The little clown squirts mustard in the customers mouths with his flower. The customers with their mouths full run off until the hot dog vendor arrives.]''}} | ||
{{L|Vendor|My wieners! ''[growls]''}} | {{L|Vendor|My wieners! ''[growls]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, is this your cart? Sorry.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, is this your cart? Sorry.}} | ||
{{L|''[The vendor grabs SpongeBob and the little clown. He stuffs SpongeBob in a bun like a hot dog and sprits the little clown on him like mustard. The vendor throws SpongeBob and the little clown away. | {{L|''[The vendor grabs SpongeBob and the little clown. He stuffs SpongeBob in a bun like a hot dog and sprits the little clown on him like mustard. The vendor throws SpongeBob and the little clown away. Bubble transition to SpongeBob's house.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I think you'll get a job a lot quicker if we tone down the whole clown thing a smidge. Don't worry. When I get through with you, your own ringmaster won't recognize you.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I think you'll get a job a lot quicker if we tone down the whole clown thing a smidge. Don't worry. When I get through with you, your own ringmaster won't recognize you.}} | ||
{{L|''[Several balloon animals pop on the screen. SpongeBob shaves the little clown's hair. He turns the little clown's pants strap into a tie. He puts a tuxedo on the little clown and replaces the clown's shoes with regular shoes. SpongeBob smooches himself and shows the little clown his new look. SpongeBob puts one more detail on the clown: a mustache. The little clown is happy and claps. | {{L|''[Several balloon animals pop on the screen. SpongeBob shaves the little clown's hair. He turns the little clown's pants strap into a tie. He puts a tuxedo on the little clown and replaces the clown's shoes with regular shoes. SpongeBob smooches himself and shows the little clown his new look. SpongeBob puts one more detail on the clown: a mustache. The little clown is happy and claps. Bubble transition to a department building.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|"Businessmen wanted." ''[opens the door]'' Go get 'em, little clown. Oh, I mean, Mr. Little Clown. ''[laughs as the little clown enters the building]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[reading the electronic sign]'' "Businessmen wanted." ''[opens the door]'' Go get 'em, little clown. Oh, I mean, Mr. Little Clown. ''[laughs as the little clown enters the building]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The little clown presents himself to the | {{L|''[The little clown presents himself to the boss.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Boss|Hmm? ''[grabs the little clown and puts him in his work station]'' Here's your stool. And here's your stamper. Now get to work.}} | ||
{{L|''[The little clown begins his job and stamps several paperwork.]''}} | {{L|''[The little clown begins his job and stamps several paperwork.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[teary-eyed]'' Aww. ''[sheds a tear and leaves]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[teary-eyed]'' Aww. ''[sheds a tear and leaves]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The little clown continues stamping the papers. | {{L|''[The little clown continues stamping the papers. Without SpongeBob, he then stamps the papers with his feet. Then he stamps ink all over his face. He stamps his face onto the papers. He jumps on the conveyor belt and hops up and down. He stamps a checkmark on two employers and a no sign on another. A security guard drags the employer with the no sign out. The boss hears the commotion.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Boss|Hmm?}} | ||
{{L|''[He sees the little clown stamping his buttocks on the papers and making a total mess. He growls and pulls the conveyor belt down towards him.]''}} | {{L|''[He sees the little clown stamping his buttocks on the papers and making a total mess. He growls and pulls the conveyor belt down towards him.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Boss|Who hired this clown?!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Boss's assistant|Um, you did, sir.}} | ||
{{L|''[The little clown squeaks. The | {{L|''[The little clown squeaks. The boss gets really mad and explodes a mushroom cloud over his head.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Boss|Fired!}} | ||
{{L|''[The little clown screams and runs out of the building. SpongeBob is flipping a coin until the little clown runs into him.]''}} | {{L|''[The little clown screams and runs out of the building. SpongeBob is flipping a coin until the little clown runs into him.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What happened, little clown? Didn't you like that job?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What happened, little clown? Didn't you like that job?}} | ||
{{L|''[The little clown nods his head, saying "no" | {{L|''[The little clown nods his head, saying "no," blows up a whoopee cushion and presses on it.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. ''[sees a fire hydrant]'' Ooh!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. ''[sees a fire hydrant]'' Ooh!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob taking the little clown, who is now dressed in his firefighting outfit, to the Bikini Bottom Fire Department.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Maybe a career in firefighting.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Maybe a career in firefighting.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob opens the door and the little clown goes in the fire department. The fire engine drives out with the little clown.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob opens the door and the little clown goes in the fire department. The fire engine drives out with the little clown.]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[The little clown screams and grabs a bucket. He climbs up a ladder and instead of saving her and putting out the fire, he throws confetti in her face. The entire boating school becomes engulfed in flames until everything is burnt to a crisp.]''}} | {{L|''[The little clown screams and grabs a bucket. He climbs up a ladder and instead of saving her and putting out the fire, he throws confetti in her face. The entire boating school becomes engulfed in flames until everything is burnt to a crisp.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[panting and puffs herself up]'' You're fired!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[panting and puffs herself up]'' You're fired!}} | ||
{{L|''[Mrs. Puff's outburst causes the little clown | {{L|''[Mrs. Puff's outburst causes her to deflate as the little clown falls to the ground. Bubble transition to SpongeBob and the little clown at the bakery.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|This is it, little clown. The last job available in Bikini Bottom. ''[puts a chef's hat on the little clown's head]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|This is it, little clown. The last job available in Bikini Bottom. ''[puts a chef's hat on the little clown's head]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The little clown whimpers and gets really nervous.]''}} | {{L|''[The little clown whimpers and gets really nervous.]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[sees through donuts]'' Hmm. ''[gets blocked by a cake]'' Hmm. Aha! ''[pushes out his eyeballs]'' Now get in there, eyes, and stay close to that clown.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[sees through donuts]'' Hmm. ''[gets blocked by a cake]'' Hmm. Aha! ''[pushes out his eyeballs]'' Now get in there, eyes, and stay close to that clown.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob's eyeballs run into the bakery and go to watch over the little clown.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob's eyeballs run into the bakery and go to watch over the little clown.]''}} | ||
{{L|Head baker|Your job is to pack up the pies! | {{L|Head baker|Your job is to pack up the pies! Now get to work!}} | ||
{{L|''[The little clown salutes in agreement.]''}} | {{L|''[The little clown salutes in agreement.]''}} | ||
{{L|Head baker|Hmm! ''[leaves]''}} | {{L|Head baker|Hmm! ''[leaves]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[The little clown pies the head baker in the face. He starts to act crazy and throws pies all over the place. He throws pies at three bakers and several customers waiting in line outside.]''}} | {{L|''[The little clown pies the head baker in the face. He starts to act crazy and throws pies all over the place. He throws pies at three bakers and several customers waiting in line outside.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hot pepper pie?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hot pepper pie?!}} | ||
{{L|''[Nat Peterson gets pied with the hot pepper pie and his face burns and melts off.]''}} | {{L|''[Nat Peterson gets pied with the hot pepper pie, screams, and his face burns and melts off.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Lemon pie?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Lemon pie?!}} | ||
{{L|''[A little kid gets pied with the lemon pie and her face sours up.]''}} | {{L|''[A little kid gets pied with the lemon pie and her face sours up.]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Eye pie!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Eye pie!}} | ||
{{L|''[The head baker gets really angry. The pie batter hardens up around him and cracks into pieces. He growls and grinds his teeth.]''}} | {{L|''[The head baker gets really angry. The pie batter hardens up around him and cracks into pieces. He growls and grinds his teeth.]''}} | ||
{{L|Head baker|You... | {{L|Head baker|You... are...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Fired?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Fired?}} | ||
{{L|''[The head baker grabs SpongeBob and the little clown. He rolls them up into a batter and forms them into pie. He then puts them both into a box and ties them up.]''}} | {{L|''[The head baker grabs SpongeBob and the little clown. He rolls them up into a batter and forms them into pie. He then puts them both into a box and ties them up.]''}} | ||
{{L|Head baker|Au revoir!}} | {{L|Head baker|Au revoir!}} | ||
{{L|''[The head baker rings the bell and a deliver man takes it. He drives his pie truck away from the bakery and gives the pie to a lady sitting on the bench.]''}} | {{L|''[The head baker rings the bell and a deliver man takes it. He drives his pie truck away from the bakery and gives the pie to a lady sitting on the bench.]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Incidental 8|Huh? I didn't order a pie. ''[opens the box and SpongeBob and the little clown pop out; scaring her away]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, little clown, I'm so sorry. I thought you needed a day job, but you're a clown. And a clown needs to run free.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, little clown, I'm so sorry. I thought you needed a day job, but you're a clown. And a clown needs to run free.}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and the little clown traveling through the kelp forest. SpongeBob chops through the kelp with his knife. He peeks through the kelp and reveals a colorful world full of clowns. Clowns are riding on balloon animals, eating candy for food, throwing pies at eating other, and doing other crazy things clowns do at the circus. The little clown was so happy and hugs SpongeBob. He joins the other clowns, who examine him by sniffing him. The spray water at him and the other clown throws at pie at his friend. The little clown takes out a hammer and smacks the other clown with it.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww. ''[gets pie splattered on his pants]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aww. ''[gets pie splattered on his pants]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The little clown waves good-bye to SpongeBob and runs off to join the other clowns.]''}} | {{L|''[The little clown waves good-bye to SpongeBob and runs off to join the other clowns.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww. ''[sheds a tear and gets pied in the face]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aww. ''[sheds a tear and gets pied in the face]''}} | ||
{{L|''[The little clown squeaks one last time and SpongeBob laughs.]''}} | {{L|''[The little clown squeaks one last time and SpongeBob laughs as the episode ends.]''}} | ||
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