Don't Make Me Laugh/transcript: Difference between revisions

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-''[At the Reef Theater, SpongeBob and Patrick approach the snack booth.]''
+{{EpisodeTranscript}}
+{{L|''[The episode begins with an open shot of Reef Cinema. Inside, SpongeBob and Patrick are walking up to the front desk.]''}}
-'''SpongeBob:''' I love going to the movies. The sticky floors that make me feel grounded.
+{{L|SpongeBob|I love going to the movies. The sticky floors make me feel grounded.}}
+{{L|Patrick|I can't wait for you to see this movie, SpongeBob. It's the funniest thing I've never seen in your life. ''[chuckles]'' There's this part where this guy... ''[laughs]''}}
-'''Patrick:''' I can't wait for you to see this movie, SpongeBob. It's the funniest thing I've never seen in your life. There's this one part where this guy... ''[laughs]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[to vendor, holding up two fingers]'' Two combos, please.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Is wearing a hat. ''[laughing]''}}
-'''SpongeBob:''' Two combos, please.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[sticks bare foot into Patrick's mouth]'' No spoilers, Patrick.}}
+{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick getting into their seats, stepping on the sticky floors. The movie starts, and a black and white title card appears that says "PRUDENCE IN LOVE."]''}}
-'''Patrick:''' ...is wearing a hat. ''[laughs]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[off-screen]'' "Prudence in Love"? That doesn't sound funny. Patrick, are you sure we're in the right theater?}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' Shh! ''[grabs SpongeBob, then points at the screen]''}}
-'''SpongeBob:''' No spoilers, Patrick.
+{{L|''[On the screen, a couple is embracing each other.]''}}
+{{L|Nathaniel|I love you, Prudence.}}
-''[Their feet stick to the floor as SpongeBob and Patrick find their seats.]''
+{{L|Prudence|And to I you, Nathaniel.}}
+{{L|Nathaniel|But I love you more, Prudence.}}
-'''SpongeBob:''' ''Prudence in Love''? That doesn't sound funny. Patrick, are you sure we're in the right theater?
+{{L|Prudence|''[flicking hand against Nathaniel]'' Then I love you slightly more than that, Nathaniel.}}
+{{L|Nathaniel|It's not a competition, Prudence.}}
-'''Patrick:''' ''[laughs]'' Shh!
+{{L|Prudence|But if it were, I'd be winning.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, this is so sweet. ''[whispering]'' But it's not funny.}}
-''[Black and white footage shows a Victorian man and women.]''
+{{L|Patrick|''[laughing]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[pointing at Patrick]'' But your laughter is ''[covering mouth with hands]'' so infectious. ''[laughing with Patrick]''}}
-'''Nathaniel:''' I love you Prudence.
+{{L|''[The audience gets angry at SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
+{{L|French Narrator|''[while SpongeBob's brain is displayed, with a bone in a gear hole]'' And just then, all the years of excessive laughing ''[bone moves along the gear hole until it ends up on the far right before it sputters]'' finally took their toll, and SpongeBob's funny bone got stuck in high gear.}}
-'''Prudence:''' And I love you Nathaniel.
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[laughing, then Patrick stops as SpongeBob slaps his knees and continues laughing]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|It's not that funny, SpongeBob.}}
-'''Nathaniel:''' But I love you more, Prudence.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[continues laughing, slaps back seats]''}}
+{{L|Prudence|''[she and Nathaniel glare at SpongeBob]'' Hey, what are you laughing at? ''[crossing arms]'' This is a melodrama, not a comedy.}}
-'''Prudence:''' Then I love you slightly more then that, Nathaniel.
+{{L|Nathaniel|Yes. Take a hike, Chuckles.}}
+{{L|Audience|''[booing SpongeBob as he continues laughing]''}}
-'''Nathaniel:''' It's not a competition, Prudence.
+{{L|Patrick|Can you believe this guy, laughing all through the movie like that?}}
+{{L|Usher|''[shining flashlight]'' Who is making all that noise? ''[shines the flashlight onto SpongeBob, who is still laughing. He takes SpongeBob by his nose]'' All right, laughing boy, take your hardy har hars ''[takes SpongeBob out]'' outside!}}
-'''Prudence:''' But if it were, I'd be winning.
+{{L|Audience|''[cheering]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[usher kicks him out into the dumpster]'' Oh! ''[emerges from the dumpster, laughing still]'' Huh? Uh-oh. Why can't--why can't I stop laughing? ''[laughs, covering mouth]'' Oh, what am I going to do? ''[giggles, covering mouth]'' I'll just have to-- ''[laughing, covering mouth]'' hold it in. ''[snickers while hugging himself, then hops out the dumpster and runs out]''}}
-''[Back to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''
+{{L|''[SpongeBob drunkenly walks downtown while hugging himself.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I know. I'll just hold my breath. ''[inhales deeply, begins floating and grabs a pole, then stops]''}}
-'''SpongeBob:''' Aw, this is so sweet. ''[whispers]'' But it's not funny.
+{{L|Man|''[to a small man in a comically large hat]'' No doubt about it, sir. You look fantastic in that hat.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[approaching while laughing, eyes fill with tears]''}}
-[Patrick ''laughs.]''
+{{L|Man with hat|Oh, I look fantastic, huh? ''[smashes hat onto the man, then runs away]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, wait. I'm not laughing at you. I really like that hat. ''[laughing while running towards the man, then stops, then continues laughing the other way]''}}
-'''SpongeBob:''' But your laughter is so infectious.
+{{L|Milkman|''[sobbing in front of a damaged milk truck, near some broken milk jars]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|You're crying over spilled milk! ''[laughs]'' Sorry! ''[runs away]'' Sorry. Sorry.}}
-''[SpongeBob starts laughing with Patrick.]''
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob peeks out from the wall, then slides to the front door while covering his mouth.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[giggles while flailing to open the door, then runs inside and hides under a table]''}}
-''[Everyone in the theater glares at SpongeBob and Patrick.]''
+{{L|''[SpongeBob quickly moves from table to table.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, if I can just make it to the kitchen, ''[slithers along the floor]'' nobody will hear me laughing. ''[chuckles as Squidward enters from a door]''}}
-'''French Narrator:''' And just then, all the years of excessive laughing finally took their toll, and SpongeBob's funny bone got stuck in high gear.
+{{L|''[SpongeBob lands onto Squidward's face.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, kindly get in the kitchen. ''[pulls SpongeBob off of his face]'' ''And off of my face!''}}
-''[SpongeBob continues laughing.]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Your ''face''? ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|What's so funny about my face?}}
-'''Patrick:''' It's not that funny, SpongeBob.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[giggles]'' Well, there's nothing funny about your--face. ''[laughs, then dashes into the kitchen, still laughing]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[entering cashier boat]'' Don't laugh at me. ''[points to himself then to the kitchen]'' I laugh at you. ''[crosses arms]'' Ha! ''[slumps, then looks at his reflection in a mirror]''}}
-''[The actors glare onscreen.]''
+{{L|Reflection|Don't listen to him. You're beautiful. ''[kisses Squidward]'' Mwah.}}
+{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob entering the storage room and closing the door behind him.]''}}
-'''Prudence:''' Hey, what are you laughing at? This is a melodrama, not a comedy.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Nobody will hear my laughs in here. ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|''[The camera pans upward to reveal that SpongeBob's laughs can be heard through an air vent on the ceiling. The customers are appalled.]''}}
-'''Nathaniel:''' Yes! Take a hike, Chuckles.
+{{L|Old lady|Hey, I'm eating here!}}
+{{L|Man|''[as everyone begins leaving]'' Why is the restaurant laughing at us?}}
-''[Everyone in the theater boos at SpongeBob.]''
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[in his office, writing on a piece of paper as he hears SpongeBob's laughing]'' Huh? ''[growls]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob is still laughing in the storage room as Mr. Krabs suddenly opens the door.]''}}
-'''Patrick:''' Can you believe this guy, laughing all thorough the movie like that?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughing while banging on the floor as he is dragged into the kitchen by Mr. Krabs]''}}
-'''Usher:''' Who is making all that noise?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Your little laughing prank just scared away ''[sets SpongeBob down, who is covering his mouth]'' all me customers. Explain yourself, boyo!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[pointing at his face]'' He's laughing at my face, Mr. Krabs.}}
-''[A flashlight shines at SpongeBob.]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[waving hands]'' Oh, I'm not laughing at you, Squidward. ''[laughing while covering his mouth]'' I'm not laughing at anything. ''[laughs, putting hands onto Mr. Krabs]'' Mr. Krabs, what do I do?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[placing SpongeBob in front of the grill]'' Think of happy thoughts ''[slaps patty onto the grill and puts a spatula in SpongeBob's hand]'' and just knock it off!}}
-'''Usher:''' All right, laughing boy, take your hardy har hars outside!
+{{L|Upturn|''[opens kitchen door while holding her worm Fifi]'' I am offended! ''[petting Fifi]'' There is no one here to take my Fifi's order!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[approaching Upturn]'' Oh, gold-plated sorries, Lady Upturn. Mr. Squidward will take your very important order right away.}}
-''[The audience starts cheering.]''
+{{L|Fifi|''[tries to reach for the patty on the grill, then leaps for it while making Upturn fall]''}}
+{{L|Upturn|Whoa! I need an ambulance.}}
-''[The usher kicks SpongeBob out of the theater. He lands in a dumpster, then emerges while still laughing.]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|Upturn|How dare you laugh at my misfortune! Mr. Krabs, fire this cretin at once!}}
-'''SpongeBob:''' Huh? Uh-oh. Why can't-- Why can't I stop laughing?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|You heard her. ''[points to the entrance]'' Come back when you're not a giggling idiot.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughing while holding his mouth]'' Don't come back? But, Mr. Krabs, I'm not laughing on p-p-p, uh, purpose. ''[laughs while looking at Fifi]''}}
+{{L|Upturn|''[gasps]'' He's laughing at you, Fifi. ''[puts her head down]''}}
+{{L|Fifi|''[growls, then wrestles SpongeBob while biting his nose]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[getting up]'' I'm sorry, Fifi. ''[grabbing onto Mr. Krabs]'' I'm a monster! ''[runs away laughing, then runs in town while some people look out their windows]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob hides behind a building.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I gotta hide. That way, my laughter won't hurt anyone else. ''[laughs while entering the building into a dark room]'' Okay, good. It's dark. If there's nothing to see, there's nothing to laugh at. Right? ''[snickering as the lights turn on to reveal he is in an operating room, with doctors watching]''}}
+{{L|Surgeon|''[a nurse opens the door as he wheels in a robot patient]'' Today, we will be operating on a robot.}}
+{{L|Doctors|Oh, robot.}}
+{{L|Doctor|How exciting.}}
+{{L|Female doctor|What will they think of next?}}
+{{L|Surgeon|I will begin by loosening the first bolt. ''[holds out hand]'' Nurse, wrench. ''[the nurse hands him a wrench and strains while operating, sweating]'' Wow. This is really on tight. Nurse, sponge.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[while being used to wipe the surgeon's sweat]'' Ooh. ''[laughing]''}}
+{{L|Surgeon|Laughing is not allowed in the operating room. Get out of here!}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob's drool lands onto the robot, making it spark and get up. It grabs a blowtorch and a handheld saw.]''}}
+{{L|Robot|''[laughs, blowtorch activates as it chases the others in a circle while SpongeBob continues laughing]'' I am the surgeon now. I am the surgeon now. I am the surgeon now.}}
+{{L|Doctor|''[all the doctors write on their clipboards]'' Fascinating.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[exits the Emergency building while laughing, leaving the nurse and doctor behind]''}}
+{{L|Surgeon|''[head slides off, crosses his arms]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[running away]'' That is not funny. ''[laughing, then stops next to a poster that depicts him that says "WANTED: LAUGHING MANIAC." He sees a cemetery up ahead]'' The cemetery. There's nothing funny in a cemetery. ''[snickering]'' Maybe I'll just live the rest of my life here. ''[snickering as he runs into the cemetery, then walks onward and sees clowns crying at a funeral, gasps]'' Clowns? Oh, no.}}
+{{L|Clown|''[at a podium]'' There are two kinds of clowns in this world, clowns that are only laughing on the outside, and clowns that are only laughing on the inside. Sparklenose the Clown was both, and that's what made him a star. ''[honks a horn, then the others follow]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[stifling laugher]'' So solemn. I should leave. ''[tries to run off, then trips on a rock, bounces off of a clown, and lands on Sparklenose]'' Whoa! ''[Sparklenose's nose lands on his, then he laughs]'' Holy herring, I'm squatting on a corpse.}}
+{{L|Sparklenose|Would you get off my chest? ''[takes his nose and puts it back on]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Huh? ''[pointing]'' You're alive? ''[laughing]''}}
+{{L|Sparklenose|Of course I'm alive. This is a living funeral, and you're ruining it.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|S-S-S-Sorry. I'm not laughing at you, Sparklenose. ''[stands up]'' Oh, I'll just get off of your chest. ''[falls, tripping over a wreath on a pole]'' Whoa!}}
+{{L|Sparklenose|''[the wreath lands on his neck]'' I'm allergic to wreath pollen! Eeh, ah...}}
+{{L|Clown|''[pointing]'' Cheese it, ''[the other clowns back away]'' he's gonna blow!}}
+{{L|Sparklenose|Achoo! ''[from a distance, a blue sparkle explosion cloud appears, and the scene comes back with everyone covered in sparkles]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry. ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|Sparklenose|''[pointing while SpongeBob covers his mouth]'' You turned my clown funeral into a joke! ''[honking horn, then the others follow]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughing and jumping, runs away]'' Forgive me, Sparklenose! ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking in an alleyway.]''}}
+{{L|French Narrator|Hours later, poor SpongeBob still could not stop laughing. And his laughing mouth got so big, ''[SpongeBob, whose face is now an entire mouth, starts laughing again]'' it took over his whole face.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[stifles laughter]'' Oh, I'm tired of all this cackling and chuckling. I feel more like I want to-- ''[stifles laugter while seeing a movie theater in the distance]'' Oh, "Weep"? "The saddest movie ever"? ''[eyes pop out of his mouth]'' That's it! ''[stifles laughter]'' A movie started my laughing. Maybe a movie can stop it. ''[laughs while covering his mouth, walking off]''}}
+{{L|''[Cut to the movie, which is in black and white.]''}}
+{{L|Pufferfish man|''[sobbing while holding onto a woman]''}}
+{{L|Squid woman|''[sobbing]''}}
+{{L|Man|''[crying over a dropped ice cream cone]''}}
+{{L|''[The scene zooms out from the screen to reveal SpongeBob and a few other audience members.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[stifles laughter, then laughs as he gets shushed by the audience members]'' I'm sorry. ''[sticks the popcorn bowl in his mouth, then laughs again]'' I can't hold it! ''[takes off the seat cushion and stuffs it in his mouth, which inflates, then he begins laughing again and slapping the seat as people begin to leave]''}}
+{{L|Grandma SquarePants|''[laughing off-screen, making SpongeBob return back to normal]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[sees his grandma laughing, then approaches her]'' Grandma? You can't stop laughing either?}}
+{{L|Grandma SquarePants|Of course not, dearie. My funny bone got stuck years ago when I was your age.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Your funny bone?}}
+{{L|Grandma SquarePants|That's right. It happens to everyone in our family. Be proud of that laugh, SpongeBob. To be a SquarePants is to laugh loud at life. ''[pats a seat]'' Enjoy a good laugh with me.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[sits down with his grandma]'' Oh, thanks, Grandma.}}
+{{L|Grandma SquarePants|These tearjerker movies always crack me up. ''[both laugh]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[sobbing, tipping popcorn bag]'' I'm all out of popcorn. Now it's a tragedy. ''[sobbing, blows nose with bag as the camera irises out on it]''}}