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 {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, what are you doing here?}}
 {{L|Squidly|''[looks around confused]'' Does thou talketh to me?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Good one, Squidward. ''[imitates Squidly]'' "Does thou talketh to me?"  ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Good one, Squidward. ''[imitates Squidly]'' "Does thou talketh to me?" ''[laughs]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|Scoff not, young squire. Thou has mistaken me for another. I am Squidly, the king's royal fool. Or at least I was until I royally messed up.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wow, what did you do?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Do you hear that, Patrick? I told you see zings like a squir... Whoa! ''[Dark Knight destroys the armor and throws SpongeBob into a rock. SpongeBob ends up having his legs and arms switched. He laughs]'' Good one, Medieval Sandy! But can you handle my feet of fury? ''[attacks Dark Knight, but the Dark Knight jumps out of the way as SpongeBob bounces off the rock and into Dark Knight sending her into the other rock. SpongeBob attacks her again, but the Dark Knight pins him against the rock]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Wouldst thou like a little rubdown? ''[as she is rubbing SpongeBob, it turns into dust causing the Dark Knight to cough. SpongeBob appears normal again and karate chops the Dark Knight]'' You have bested me, yellow knight... Strike quick and true, noble sponge...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I don't understand a word you just said! ''[laughs. Dark Knight turns into a real live action squirrel, but with the crosses for her eyes as dead]'' Uh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good. Sandy? Sandy...? ''[screen turns black then water is thrown onto the Dark Knight]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|I don't understand a word you just said! ''[laughs. Dark Knight turns into a real live action squirrel, but with the crosses for her eyes as dead]'' Uh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good. Sandy? Sandy...? ''[screen turns black then water is thrown onto the Dark Knight]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Huh? What?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, it's working! Do it again. ''[Patrick gathers spit and spits it upon her]''}}
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 {{L|Dark Knight|Then let us forge on. Make way, heathens! Dark Knight coming through. Huh?}}
 {{L|Guard|State thy business, Dark Knight.}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|These village idiots are conspirators against Master Planktonimor and I needeth to know which form of torture thy master wishes upon these wretched fools! Do I have their limbs tied to horses and swiftly yanked apart? Rip! Or pluck each individual eyelash one by one, taking away their every single last eyelash wish? No...! No, no, no! ''[SpongeBob screams]''}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|These village idiots are conspirators against Master Planktonimor and I needeth to know which form of torture thy master wishes upon these wretched fools! Do I have their limbs tied to horses and swiftly yanked apart? Rip! Or pluck each individual eyelash one by one, taking away their every single last eyelash wish?}}
-{{L|Guard|Very well, Dark Knight. Entrance be granted. No, no, no! No, no, no! ''[SpongeBob is still screaming]'' Halt! Make a wish! ''[plucks one of SpongeBob's eyelashes as a Guard is laughing evilly]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No...! No, no, no! ''[screams in tears, then cries]''}}
+{{L|Guard|Very well, Dark Knight. Entrance be granted.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No, no, no! No, no, no! ''[SpongeBob is still crying and screaming]'' Halt! Make a wish! ''[The guard plucks one of SpongeBob's eyelashes as the other Guard is laughing evilly]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Wow, goodsome thinking, Sir SpongeBob. Posing as a frightened wee babe in ye old diapers did make it most believable.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, you think we fooled them? ''[Pearl screams]'' Princess Pearl! I must fulfill the prophecy while you untie Patrick and the royal doofus.}}