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{{L|''[The episode begins with Dream Squidward, dressed in island clothes, playing the piano on an island. He hits one of the notes, but it makes a bell sound so he keeps hitting it to double-check. The sound is coming from Dream SpongeBob hitting a bell.]''}}
 
{{L|Dream SpongeBob|Order up, Squidward!}}
 
{{L|''[Squidward wakes up from his dream while his alarm clock goes off. Bubble transition to Squidward driving to work. Zooms in on one of his bumper stickers that reads "Don't Ask Me About My Day." Squidward blearily looks up from his steering wheel to prepare himself for the day ahead. He puts his Krusty Krab employee hat and retains a tired expression. He walks up to the front doors and SpongeBob follows him from inside, smiling. Squidward walks inside.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, hey, Squidward, did you see me? ''[Squidward walks inside without saying a word]'' Okay, see you later, Squidinator.}}
|Title=Dying for Pie
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good morning, Mr. Squidward! ''[raises his eyebrows; Squidward sticks out his tongue]'' So, are ya ready?}}
|Season=2
{{L|Squidward|To go home...?}}
|Episode=24a
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, to exchange gifts for Employee Brotherhood Day.}}
|Airdate=[[December 28]], [[2000]]
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, you pay me to stand behind this register and take orders and give change. But you could never pay me enough to act brotherly towards... ''[points at SpongeBob]'' ...that guy! ''[SpongeBob is washing a table with a buffer, then scrubs his face and gets it scrambled and laughs]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|That attitude of yours is precisely why we're having this little shenanigan! Now pay attention! The lad's got a surprise for ye.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, in honor of Employee Brotherhood, I present to you a gift. ''[holds up a sweater]'' Ta-dah! ''[zooms in to show it's a picture of a heart with Squidward's face on it]''}}
*''[Squidward is dressed in island clothes and playing the piano on an island. He hits one of the notes but realizes it's a sour note and he keeps hitting it. The sound is coming form SpongeBob hitting a bell]''
{{L|Squidward|"I Heart you..."}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Order up, Squidward!  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Try it on, Mr. Squidward! It's got "you" written all over it! ''[laughs as Squidward has a hard time putting the sweater over his head]''}}
*''[Squidward wakes up from his dream while his alarm clock goes off. Cut to Squidward driving to work. Zoom in on one of his bumper stickers that reads "Don’t Ask Me About My Day." Squidward walks up to the front doors and SpongeBob follows him from inside, smiling. Squidward walks inside]''
{{L|SpongeBob|I wasn't sure how big to make the hole for the head, so I used a watermelon for size! ''[Squidward gets the sweater over his head]'' Do you love it?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Hey, hey Squidward, did you see me?''''' '''[Squidward walks inside without saying a word.]'' Okay, see you later, Squidnator.
{{L|Squidward|''[starts scratching the sweater]'' It's a little itchy. What's this thing made of? ''[cut to SpongeBob with no eyelashes or eyebrows]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Good morning, Mr. Squidward. ''[Squidward sticks his out his tongue]'' So, are you ready?
{{L|SpongeBob|Eyelashes! ''[a disgusted Squidward throws the sweater at SpongeBob, causing him to whimper]''}}
*'''Squidward''': To go home?
{{L|Squidward|Now, may I resume to my minimum-wage duties?}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': No, to exchange gifts for Employee Brotherhood Day.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|After you present ''your'' brotherhood gift.}}
*'''Squidward''': Mr. Krabs, you pay me to stand behind this register and take orders and give change. But you could never pay me enough to act brotherly towards'' [points at SpongeBob]'' ...that guy.
{{L|Squidward|I'll buy the little twerp a gumball.}}
*''[SpongeBob is washing a table with a scrubber. He scrubs his face and gets it scrambled. He laughs]''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no, no, no, no, lad. You know the rules; you have to ''make'' the gift.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': That attitude of yours is precisely why we’re having this little shenanigan. Now pay attention, the lad’s got a surprise for you.
{{L|Squidward|''[walks to the doors]'' The only thing I'm making is for the exit. ''[opens up the door to see SpongeBob crying with a new sweater made out of a clear liquid]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Squidward, in honor of employee brotherhood, I present to you a gift. (holds up a sweater) Ta-da! (zoom in to show it's a picture of Squidward's head as the heart)
{{L|SpongeBob|Is this any better, Squidward? I made this one with my tears! ''[sniffles. Squidward sighs and walks towards the kitchen]''}}
*'''Squidward''': "I heart you..."
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I knew you'd come around, boy. Make something nice.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Try it on, Mr. Squidward! It’s got you written all over it. ''[laughs]''. *''[Squidward has a hard time putting the sweater over his head]''
{{L|Squidward|Why can't I just buy something for the little weirdo?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': I wasn’t sure how big to make the hole for the head, so I used a watermelon for size. ''[Squidward gets the sweater over his head]'' Do you love it?
{{L|Captain|Heave-ho! ''[Squidward looks out from the window and sees some pirates outside carrying some pies onto the ship]'' If you drop one single slice of me booty, I'll have... your booty!}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[starts scratching the sweater]'' It’s a little itchy. What’s this thing made of? ''[cut to SpongeBob with no eyelashes or eyebrows]''
{{L|Squidward|''[walks outside and talks politely to the pirates]'' Uh... hi, there. Those, uh, homemade pies sure look good.}}
*'''SpongeBob'': Eyelashes! ''[Squidward throws the sweater at SpongeBob, causing him to whimper]''
{{L|Pirate|Oh, these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory... a bomb factory... they're bombs.}}
*'''Squidward''': Now may I resume to my minimum-wage duties?
{{L|Squidward|Oh, well, that's too bad. I thought they were pies and I wanted to buy one. ''[holds up money]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': After you present your brotherhood gift.
{{L|Captain|Wait! ''[jumps down off the ship]'' We were just kidding about all that bomb stuff. That'll be 25 bucks, please.}}
*'''Squidward''': I’ll buy the little twerp a gumball.
{{L|Squidward|So, what flavor is it?}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh no, no, no, no, lad; you know the rules-- you have to make the gift.
{{L|Pirates|''[all talking at once]'' Cherry. Apple. Raspberry.}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[walks to the doors]'' The only thing I’m making is for the exit. ''[opens up the door to see SpongeBob with a new sweater made out of a clear liquid]''
{{L|Squidward|Well, if it'll get old man Mr. Krabs off my back. ''[gives the captain the money; the captain runs off happily. Cut to Squidward placing the pie on Mr. Krabs' desk]'' Okay, here it is, Mr. Krabs, fresh from the oven. I'll be returning to my life now.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Is this any better, Squidward? I made this one with my tears.''[sniffs]'' ''[Squidward sighs and walks towards the kitchen]''  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not yet. I gotta make sure ya did it right. ''[grabs a piece of the pie. He is about to put a piece in his mouth]'' Wait a second, this would go great with some milk! ''[while walking to the milk, he trips over a book and the piece of pie flies into the milk, causing an explosion, sending both Squidward and Mr. Krabs out of the Krusty Krab]'' So, ya tried to kill me over a little new-age management, eh?}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': I knew you’d come around, boy. Make something nice.
{{L|Squidward|But, Mr. Krabs, I had no idea! I can explain! ''[cut to inside Mr. Krabs' office]''}}
*'''Squidward''': Why can’t I just buy something for the little weirdo?
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, are you okay? I heard a-- Wow! A pie! ''[looks at the card attached to it]'' It's from Squidward! ''[reading]'' "To SpongeBob... Well, here ya go."}}
*Captain: Heave-ho! ''[Squidward looks and sees some pirates outside carrying some pies onto the ship]'' If you drop one slice of me booty, I’ll have...your booty!
{{L|Squidward|And that's what happened!}}
*'''Squidward''': Hi, there. Those homemade pies sure look good.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|25 dollars?! A bomb?!}}
*'''Pirate''': Oh, these aren’t homemade. They’re from a factory...a bomb factory. They’re bombs.
{{L|Squidward and Mr. Krabs|''[shouting]'' In the Krusty Krab?! ''[both run back into the office, but the pie is not there]''}}
*'''Squidward''': Oh, well, that’s too bad. I thought they were pies and I wanted to buy one. ''[holds up money]''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's where you left it!}}
*'''Captain''': Wait! ''[jumps down off the ship]'' We were just kidding about all that bomb stuff. That’ll be 25 bucks, please.
{{L|Squidward|It's not there!}}
*'''Squidward''': So, what flavor is it?
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, guys! ''[licks and kisses his fingers five times then rubs his tummy]'' Thanks for the pie, Squidward! ''[sings]'' La-la-la-la-la-la-la... ''[skips out]''}}
*'''Pirates''':''[all talking at once]'' Cherry. Apple. Raspberry.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ya had to kill 'im. The boy cries ya a sweater of tears and you kill 'im. How are you gonna live with yourself?}}
*'''Squidward''': Well, if it’ll get old man Mr. Krabs off my back. ''[Squidward gives the pirate the money. Cut to Squidward placing the pie on Mr. Krabs' desk]'' Okay, here it is, Mr. Krabs, fresh from the oven. I’ll be returning to my life now.
{{L|Squidward|Kill him?! ''[imagines Dream SpongeBob taking a tray to a customer]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Not yet. I got to make sure you did it right. ''[about to put a piece in his mouth]'' Wait a second... this would go great with some milk! ''[while walking to the milk, he trips over a book and the piece of pie flies into the milk, causing an explosion]'' So, you tried to kill me over a little new aged management, eh?
{{L|Dream SpongeBob|Here's your order, sir!}}
*'''Squidward''': But Mr. Krabs, I had no idea. I can explain! (cut to inside Mr. Krabs' office)
{{L|Dream Customer|Thanks. ''[Dream SpongeBob explodes and pieces of him fly everywhere; back to reality]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs, are you okay? I heard a... wow! A pie! ''[looks at the card attached to it]'' It’s from Squidward. ''[reading]'' "To SpongeBob... Well, here you go."
{{L|Squidward|Aah! No, no! Well, we got-- We got to call the hospital!}}
*'''Squidward''': And that’s what happened.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Won't do any good. I've seen this before. When that pie goes up to bat, I mean, hits his lower intestine, boom!}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': 25 dollars? A bomb?
{{L|Squidward|You've seen this before?!}}
*'''Squidward & Mr. Krabs''': In the Krusty Krab? ''[both run back into the office but the pie is not there]''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|11 times as a matter o' fact. ''[Squidward runs over to a phone and dials the hospital]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': That’s where you left it.
{{L|Squidward|Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? It won't do any good? 11 times? ''[hangs up]'' Oh, he's a goner. How do we tell him? ''[both look out the window and see SpongeBob cheerfully wiping off a table, apparently having forgotten about the incident from earlier]''}}
*'''Squidward''': It’s not there.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't tell him. That'll only make him feel worse. ''[peeks at SpongeBob cleaning a table while singing happily]'' The way I see it, he's only got till sunset. Why ruin his last day on earth? The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours. ''[walks away]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Hey guys. ''[licks his fingers then rubs his belly]'' Thanks for the pie, Squidward.''[sings]'' La, la, lalalalalala.''[skips out]''
{{L|Squidward|''[tears up]'' You're right, Mr. Krabs! ''[sobbing]'' I'm gonna make SpongeBob's final hours the best he's ever had. And this time, there's gonna be love! So much, he's gonna drown in it! ''[opens the door then turns around, smiling]'' Drown in it! ''[walks out]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him. How are you gonna live with yourself?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[writes on a notepad]'' Note to self: Watch out for Squidward. ''[Cut to Squidward walking over to SpongeBob, who is singing happily and wiping the table]''}}
*'''Squidward''': Kill him? ''[Squidward imagines SpongeBob taking a tray to a customer]''
{{L|Squidward|Uh, SpongeBob?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Here’s your order, sir.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sing-songy]'' Yes?}}
*'''Customer''': Thanks. ''[SpongeBob explodes and pieces of SpongeBob fly everywhere]''
{{L|Squidward|I forgot to tell you, there's a part two to your gift.}}
*'''Squidward''': No, no! What we got... we got to call the hospital!
{{L|SpongeBob|Part two? ''[bounces up and down]'' Part two, part two, part two, part two... ''[Squidward grabs him]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Won’t do any good, I’ve seen this before. When that pie goes up to bat, I mean, hits his lower intestine... boom!
{{L|Squidward|Uh, please, don't do that.}}
*'''Squidward''': You’ve seen this before?
{{L|SpongeBob|What's the part two?}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Eleven times as a matter of fact. ''[Squidward runs over to a phone and dials the hospital]''
{{L|Squidward|Well, what's the most fun thing you can think of? ''[SpongeBob takes out a list]''}}
*'''Squidward''': Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? It won’t do any good? Eleven times? [hangs up] Oh, he’s a goner. How do we tell him? [both look out the window and see SpongeBob wiping off a table]
{{L|SpongeBob|Actually, I keep a list of the fun things I like to do. I call it my friendship list.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Don’t tell him. That’ll only make him feel worse. By the way I see it, he’s only got till sunset. Why ruin his last day on earth? The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours. ''[walks away]''
{{L|Squidward|Great. Uh, let me see it. ''[looks at the list]''}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[tears up]'' You’re right, Mr. Krabs! ''[sobs]'' I’m gonna make SpongeBob’s final hours the best he’s ever had. And this time, there’s gonna be love -- so much, that he’s gonna drown in it. ''[opens the door then turns around, smiling]'' Drown in it! ''[walks out]''
{{L|SpongeBob|The things that are extra fun, I've written in red.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[writes on a notepad]'' Note to self: watch out for Squidward.
{{L|Squidward|Everything's in red.}}
*''[Cut to Squidward walking over to SpongeBob, who is singing happily and wiping the table]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I know.}}
*'''Squidward''': Uh, SpongeBob?
{{L|Squidward|We'd better start now if we wanna get through this list before ya die... of anticipation.}}
*'''SpongeBob''':''[cheerfully]'' Yes?
{{L|SpongeBob|Then let's roll! ''[both walk out of the Krusty Krab]'' Bye, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs cries, puts a "Help Wanted" sign in the window, and continues crying while he walks off]'' Heads up, Squidward. Looks like they're gonna replace ya.}}
*'''Squidward''': I forgot to tell you, there’s a part two to your gift.
{{L|Squidward|Uh, yeah. Let's take a look at that list.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Part two? ''[bounces up and down]'' Part two, part two, part two, part two... ''[Squidward grabs him]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, the first thing I wanna do is show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town. ''[bubble transition to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to a businessman]'' Hi, there, this is my best friend, Squidward. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to some kids]'' Hey, kids, check it out! This is my best friend, Squidward. ''[one of the kids throws a rock at Squidward's head. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking up to a fish sitting on a bench]'' Hi, I wanna show you my best friend, Squidward.}}
*'''Squidward''': Please, don’t do that.
{{L|Squidward|Hey, Frank. ''[bubble transition]'' Glad that's over.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': What’s for part two?
{{L|SpongeBob|Good, 'cause we're onto our next activity.}}
*'''Squidward''': Well, what’s the most fun thing you can think of? ''[SpongeBob takes out a list]''
{{L|Squidward|Which is...?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Actually, I keep a list of the fun things I like to do. I call it my friendship list.
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm gonna show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town wearing a salmon suit.}}
*'''Squidward''': Great. Uh, let me see it. ''[looks at the list]''
{{L|Squidward|You're gonna be wearing a salmon suit?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': The things that are extra fun, I’ve written in red.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's a good one, Squidward! ''[bubble transition to Squidward in a salmon suit in front of some kids. All the kids throw rocks at him. Cut to SpongeBob checking off the item on his list]'' Next... ''[he and Squidward sit by a rock]'' Knock-knock jokes! Hey, Squid, knock-knock!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Who's there?}}
*'''Squidward:''' Everything’s in red.
{{L|SpongeBob|I am! ''[laughing]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, I know.
{{L|Squidward|''[laughs weakly]'' Oh, yeah... ''[SpongeBob checks the knock-knock jokes off his list. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking backwards]''}}
*'''Squidward''': We’d better start now if we want to get through this list before you die... of anticipation.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[imitates the beeping of a back up alarm]'' Look out, everyone, friends in reverse! ''[continues beeping. SpongeBob checks off this item off the list. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward making noises with their tongues out of their mouths while moving their hands back and forth in front of their face. SpongeBob checks the item off his list. Cut to Squidward walking with SpongeBob as his face]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Then let’s roll! ''[both walk out]'' Bye, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries and puts a "Help Wanted" sign in the window]'' Heads up, Squidward-- looks like they’re gonna replace you.
{{L|SpongeBob|Turn left, and... stop. See, that's what it'd be like if you had me for a face.}}
*'''Squidward''': Uh, yeah. Let’s take a look at that list.SpongeBob: Well, the first thing I want to do is show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to a businessman] ''Hi there, this is my best friend, Squidward. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to some kids]'' Hey kids, check it out! This is my best friend, Squidward. ''[one of the kids throws a rock at Squidward's head. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking up to a fish sitting on a bench] ''Hi, I want to show you my best friend, Squidward.
{{L|Squidward|''[muffled]'' I can't breathe. ''[SpongeBob checks that off his list. Cut to SpongeBob performing open-heart surgery on Squidward]''}}
*'''Squidward''': Hey Frank.'' [montague ends] ''Glad that’s over.
{{L|Squidward|Are you sure you should be poking it like that?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Good, 'cause we’re onto our next activity.
{{L|SpongeBob|Who's the doctor here? ''[Squidward's heart squirts blood. SpongeBob checks his operation off the list as well as some other items while he laughs]'' The last thing on the list is...}}
*'''Squidward''': Which is...?SpongeBob: I’m going to show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town wearing a salmon suit.Squidward: You’re going to be wearing a salmon suit?
{{L|Squidward|''[with a bandage over his heart]'' Does it involve more dismemberment?}}
*'''SpongeBob''':'' [laughs]'' That’s a good one Squidward. ''[cut to Squidward in a salmon suit in front of some kids. All the kids throw rocks at Squidward. Cut to SpongeBob checking off the item on his list] ''Next. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward sit by a rock]'' Knock-knock jokes! Hey Squid, knock-knock.
{{L|SpongeBob|Watch the sunset with Squidward.}}
*'''Squidward''': Who’s there?
{{L|Squidward|Sunset?! ''[thinks about what Mr. Krabs said earlier in a thought balloon]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': I am! [laughs]Squidward: [laughs weakly] Oh, yeah... [SpongeBob checks the knock-knock jokes off his list. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking backwards]
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The way I see it, the lad's got until sunset before that bomb hits his lower intestine.}}
* &nbsp'''SpongeBob''': [imitates the beeping of a back up alarm] Look out everyone, friends in reverse! ''[continues beeping. Checks off this item off the list. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward making noises with their tongues out of their mouths while moving their hands back and forth in front of their face. SpongeBob checks the item off his list. Cut to Squidward walking with SpongeBob as his face]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, it's Mr. Krabs! Hi, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs weeps and runs off]'' Okay, see ya later.}}
*'''Spongebob''': Turn left, and... stop. See, that’s what it would be like if you had me for a face.
{{L|Squidward|C'mon, buddy, you want a sunset? You'll get a sunset.}}
*'''Squidward''': I can’t breathe. ''[SpongeBob checks that off his list. Cut to SpongeBob performing open-heart surgery on Squidward] ''Are you sure you should be poking it like that?
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the sunset.]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Who’s the doctor here?'' [heart squirts blood. SpongeBob checks his operation off the list as well as some other items while he laughs]'' The last thing on the list is...
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' Underwater sunsets sure are beautiful, eh, Squidward?}}
*'''Squidward''': Does it involve more dismemberment?
{{L|Squidward|...Yeah.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Watch the sunset with Squidward.Squidward: Sunset? ''[thinks about what Mr. Krabs said earlier in a though balloon] ''
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, this is great, just the three of us. You, me, ''[a brick wall is shown between the two]'' ...and this brick wall that you built between us.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': The way I see it, the lad’s got until sunset until that bomb reaches his lower intestine.
{{L|Squidward|Yeah. ''[laughs nervously]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Hey, it’s Mr. Krabs! Hi, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs cries and runs off]'' Okay, see you later.
{{L|SpongeBob|Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they make you think of, Squidward? ''[Squidward imagines SpongeBob laughing and then exploding]''}}
*'''Squidward''': C’mon buddy, you want a sunset, than you’ll get a sunset.SpongeBob: Ah, underwater sunsets sure are beautiful eh, Squidward?Squidward: Yeah.
{{L|Squidward|Explosions... uh, I, I mean, uh... e-erosion!}}
*SpongeBob: Yeah, this is great, just the three of us. You, me, ''[a brick wall is shown between the two] ''...and this brick wall that you built between us.
{{L|SpongeBob|You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay. ''[Squidward tears up until he hears a burping sound by SpongeBob]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob burps again]'' Wow, it feels like something just dropped into my lower intestine. ''[smells the aroma]'' Hey, smells like cherry. Or maybe grape. Blueberry? ''[the sun starts to go down]'' Here it is, the sunset! I always love to count it down. Five... You do the rest, buddy.}}
*'''Squidward''': Yeah. ''[laughs nervously]''
{{L|Squidward|Four... three... two... one... ''[nothing happens]''}}
* '''&nbsp'''
{{L|SpongeBob|I guess we started too early. Let's start again.}}
SpongeBob''': Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they make you think of, Squidward? ''[Squidward imagines SpongeBob exploding] '''''
{{L|Squidward|Five... four... three... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' ...two! ''[sobbing]'' One! Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. ''[sighs]'' I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but this time, it knocks the brick wall down with black smoke on top of Squidward, revealing SpongeBob, still alive and well, blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles with black smoke and the bubble explodes]''}}
*'''Squidward''': Explosions... I mean, erosion.
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, check this out!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay. ''[Squidward tears up. SpongeBob burps]'' Wow, it feels like something just dropped into my lower intestine. ''[smells the aroma]'' Hey, smells like cherry. Or maybe grape. Blueberry?'' [the sun starts to go down]'' Here it is, the sunset! I always love to count it down. Five... You do the rest, buddy.
{{L|Squidward|''[gets up]'' What the?! I-I thought you... ''[babbles angrily]''}}
*'''Squidward''': Four... three... two... one...'' [nothing happens] ''
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, we already played babble like an idiot!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': I guess we started too early. Let’s start again.
{{L|Squidward|Why are you still here?!}}
*'''Squidward''': Five... four... three.... ''[an explosion is heard from behind the wall]'' two... ''[cries]'' o-o-o-one...Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful. I am such a good person. ''[another explosion is seen behind the wall but it knocks it down on top of Squidward this time. SpongeBob is blowing some bomb-shaped bubbles] ''
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. ''[holds up a book that says "Friends 4 Ever"]'' I already filled up this book of ideas! We should be able to finish by January.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Hey Squidward, check this out!'' [Squidward gets up and mutters] ''Squidward, we already played 'babble like an idiot'.
{{L|Squidward|Forget the book! ''[slaps the book away]'' I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because you were supposed to explode!}}
*'''Squidward''': Why are you still here?
{{L|SpongeBob|You want me to explode?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Well, since we finished everything the list, I thought I’d make up a new one.'' [holds up a book that says "Friends 4 Ever"]'' I already filled up this book of ideas. We should be able to finish by January.
{{L|Squidward|Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!}}
*'''Squidward''': ''[slaps book away]'' Forget the book! I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because you were supposed to explode!
{{L|SpongeBob|Um... okay, I'll try. ''[grunts and then yells]'' Gary! You are gonna finish your dessert and you are gonna like it! ''[laughs]'' Now it's your turn.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': You want me to explode?
{{L|Squidward|''[yells and stomps on the ground repeatedly]'' That's not what I meant, you barnacle head!}}
*'''Squidward''': Yes! That’s what I’ve been waiting for.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[claps]'' Ooh, good one.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Um, okay, I’ll try. ''[grunts and then yells]'' '''''GARY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!''' [laughs]'' Now it’s your turn.
{{L|Squidward|No! You're supposed to ''explode'' into a million pieces! ''[flaps his arms]''}}
* &nbsp'''Squidward''': ''[yells]'' '''''THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU BARNACLEHEAD!'''''SpongeBob: Oh, good one.Squidward: No! I mean you were supposed to explode into a million pieces.
{{L|SpongeBob|Why would I do that?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Why would I do that?
{{L|Squidward|Because the pie you ate was a ''bomb''!}}
*'''Squidward''': Because the pie you ate was a bomb.
{{L|SpongeBob|What pie?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': What pie?
{{L|Squidward|The one I left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks, and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it, th... that pie!}}
*'''Squidward''': The one I left sitting on the counter this morning that I bought from pirates for twenty-five dollars and I didn’t know it was a bomb and you ate it...that pie.
{{L|SpongeBob|Pie...? ''[realizes; takes out the exploding pie from before]'' Oh, you mean this pie! ''[Squidward is shocked]'' I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. Let's eat! ''[walks forward and trips on a rock]'' Oops! ''[the pie flies into Squidward's face in slow-motion, causing an explosion in Bikini Bottom the size of an atomic bomb]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Pie...pie... ''[takes out a pie]'' Oh, you mean this pie. I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. Let’s eat. ''[walks forward and trips on a rock] ''Whoops.'' [pie flies into Squidward's face in slow-motion causing an explosion the size of an atomic bomb] ''
{{L|Squidward|''[the town is now decimated]'' Ouch. ''[fade to black, episode ends]''}}
*'''Squidward''': Ouch.
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