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-|prev = Dunces and Dragons
+{{L|''[The episode opens in the city part of Bikini Bottom. Everyone screams and points at a giant Plankton robot as it grabs a handful of people in each hand and drops them inside the Chum Bucket.]''}}
-|title = Enemy In-Law
-|next = Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture
-|titlecard = Enemy In-Law.jpg
-|season = 4
-|episode = 67a
-|airdate = [[October 14]], [[2005]]
-|seasonname = four
-}}
-{{L|''[Everyone screams and points at a Plankton robot as it grabs a handful of people in each hand and drops them inside the Chum Bucket]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|''[everyone running around inside]'' Oh, good, the lunch rush. Now that my ChumBot has dropped you into my clutches, you'll be forced to eat at the Chum Bucket. ''[everyone stops in their tracks]''}}
 {{L|Nat|What?! You mean you kidnapped us just to sell us your fast food?}}
-{{L|Plankton|C'mon, it's a standard marketing technique.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Come on, it's a standard marketing technique. ''[people leave]''}}
-{{L|Nat|You little twerp.}}
+{{L|Nat|You little twerp!}}
 {{L|Plankton|Hey!}}
 {{L|Karen|He's right, ya know.}}
-{{L|Plankton|Karen?! You think I'm a twerp?}}
+{{L|Plankton|Karen?! You think ''I'm'' a twerp?}}
 {{L|Karen|Well, yes, but I was referring to the kidnapping.}}
 {{L|Plankton|Everything I do is always wrong in your eyes.}}
-{{L|Karen|Maybe it's because you are always wrong.}}
+{{L|Karen|Maybe it's because you ''are'' always wrong.}}
-{{L|Plankton|Fine, I'm wrong and you're right.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Fine. ''I'm'' wrong, ''you're'' right.}}
-{{L|Karen|You said it, not me.}}
+{{L|Karen|You said it, not me. You know, you're lucky to have me.}}
 {{L|Plankton|''[walking away]'' Why did I ever install that nagging software?}}
-{{L|Karen|Nagging software? I heard that! Come back and dust my screen!}}
+{{L|Karen|Nagging software? I heard that! Come back here and dust my screen!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs is counting money at his office.]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, money. You're always there for me. ''[kissing noisily]''}}
-{{L|Mama Krabs|Hello, Eugene.}}
+{{L|Mama Krabs|Hello, Eugene!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Mother! Uh, what brings ya by today?}}
-{{L|Mama Krabs|I just wanted to see my favorite son.}}
+{{L|Mama Krabs|I just wanted to see me favorite son.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|How much of my money do you want?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eh, how much of my money do you want?}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Well, I did see the prettiest hat in town today.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, look at the time! So sorry to have to rush off. Bye! ''[pushes Mama Krabs out his office and closes his door]'' Whew, that was a close one.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh-oh, look at the time! So sorry to have to rush off. Bye! ''[pushes Mama Krabs out his office and closes his door]'' Whew, that was a close one.}}
-{{L|Plankton|Why did I ever buy that computer wife? I need a real woman--not a girl in a cold-hearted shell. ''[Plankton hears Mama Krabs humming outside so he brings down his periscope on her]'' Such beauty. She's an angel; and no wires. I've never felt like this before. I don't even know her name and yet she's stolen my heart.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition back to the Chum Bucket, where Plankton is in a state of disbelief.]''}}
-{{L|Karen|Plankton?! You've fallen in love with another woman? I'm your wife!}}
+{{L|Plankton|Why did I ever buy that computer wife? I need a real woman - not a girl in a cold-hearted shell. ''[Plankton hears Mama Krabs humming outside so he brings down his periscope on her]'' Such beauty. She's an angel; and no wires. I've never felt like this before. I don't even know her name ''[hearts pop out]'' and yet she's stolen my heart.}}
-{{L|Plankton|You're a W.I.F.E.: Wired Integratred Female Electroencephlagraph.}}
+{{L|Karen|Plankton! You've fallen in love with another woman?! ''I'm'' your wife!}}
-{{L|Karen|Oh, you always pull that one out! "You're not a real wife, you're just a computer!"}}
+{{L|Plankton|You're a W.I.F.E. ''[pulls out chart]'' '''W'''ired '''I'''ntegratred '''F'''emale '''E'''lectroencephalograph.}}
-{{L|Plankton|Aah! Why don't you have an 'off' switch. ''[sees an off switch]''}}
+{{L|Karen|Oh, you always pull that one out! ''[mocking]'' "You're not a real wife, you're just a computer!"}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[sighing]'' Why don't you have an 'off' switch? ''[sees an off switch and smiles]''}}
 {{L|Karen|Plankton, don't you dare... ''[turns off]''}}
-{{L|Plankton|And now to woo that beloved creature. ''[cut to Mama Krabs taking a nap while Robot Plankton is looking through her window. Then the robot grabs her]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|And now to woo that beloved creature. ''[ballet jumps out]''}}
-{{L|Robot Plankton|Roses are red. Violets are blue. World domination has nothing on you. ''[she screams]''}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to the house of Mama Krabs, where she is taking a nap while ChumBot is looking through her window. Then the robot grabs her.]''}}
-{{L|Plankton|Hmmm, I guess she's not a poetry fan. ''[everyone is running around screaming while the robot is using its eye laser to spell out "I ''[heart]'' You" on the ground, but while destroying some of the town when doing this. Mama Krabs reads it and screams a few times]'' ''[The Trouble Song]'' Poetry, love notes--nothing's working. Perhaps something personal. ''[Mama Krabs is shrieking. The robot walks over to a rock and karate chops a memorial-like statue of Mama Krabs' head]''}}
+{{L|ChumBot|Roses are red. Violets are blue. World domination has nothing on you. ''[she screams]''}}
-{{L|Mama Krabs|Am I really that pretty?}}
+{{L|Plankton|Hmmm, I guess she's not a poetry fan. ''[everyone is running around screaming while the robot is using its eye laser to spell out "I ♥ You" on the ground, but while destroying some of the town when doing this. Mama Krabs reads it and screams a few times]'' Poetry, love notes--nothing's working. Maybe something personal. ''[Mama Krabs is shrieking. The robot walks over to a rock and karate chops a memorial-like statue of Mama Krabs' head and puts her down]''}}
-{{L|Plankton|Oh, yeah...I am smooth. ''[cut to later in his restaurant by a phone]'' Just dial the number and ask her to dinner. C'mon, you can do this. ''[dial tones beeping; Plankton grunting]''}}
+{{L|Mama Krabs|''[stops screaming]'' Am I really that pretty?}}
-{{L|Mama Krabs|Hello? ''[Plankton grunting in the phone]'' I'm hanging up.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Oh, yeah... I am smooth.}}
-{{L|Plankton|Wait! This is your secret admirer.}}
+{{L|''[The hearts transition to later in the Chum Bucket, where Plankton is using a phone to call Mama Krabs.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Just dial the number and ask her to dinner. C'mon, you can do this. ''[dial tones beeping; Plankton grunting]''}}
+{{L|Mama Krabs|Hello? ''[Plankton panting in the phone]'' I'm hanging up.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Wait! It's your secret admirer.}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Oh, you're that giant robot?}}
 {{L|Plankton|''[laughing]'' No. I program the robot. Did you enjoy the gift I sent you?}}
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 {{L|Plankton|It was...just a lucky guess. I've admired you from afar for far too long, my angel. We must meet face-to-face.}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Well, how about the Krusty Krab? Tonight at 8:00?}}
-{{L|Plankton|Sounds wonderful. I'll be the tall fellow wearing a red carnation. Until tonight, my dear. ''[cut to Mama Krabs walking into the Krusty Krab]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Sounds wonderful. I'll be the tall fellow wearing a red carnation. Until tonight, my dear.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mama Krabs walking into the Krusty Krab.]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah! Quick, SpongeBob, swallow me wallet!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|OK. ''[Mr. Krabs shoves his wallet in SpongeBob's mouth and SpongeBob swallows it]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, sorry, Mommy. I can't lend you any money. SpongeBob accidentally swallowed me wallet. ''[sniffs his mother's hat]'' Mommy, you got yourself a hat without my financial assistance.}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Isn't it nice, Eugene? It's just the one I wanted.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|But, Mommy, you shouldn't be spending my inheritance...I mean, since you told me you wanted a hat, I went out and I dug one up. ''[takes out a hat with holes in it]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|But Mommy, you shouldn't be spending me inheritance... I mean, since, you told me you wanted a hat, I went out and I dug one up. ''[takes out a hat with holes in it]''}}
-{{L|Mama Krabs|Where did you get this old thing? ''[at a funeral where two fish are praying their respects to the person in the coffin will self-destructed in 1 second]''}}
+{{L|Mama Krabs|Where did you get this old thing?}}
+{{L|''[Flashback to a funeral where two fish are paying their respects to the person in the coffin.]''}}
 {{L|Nat|She looks so peaceful.}}
-{{L|Fred|BOOM! The coffin explode. ''[Mr. Krabs is seen running out with the hat behind him]''}}
+{{L|Fred|Yeah. But wasn't she wearing a hat?}}
-{{L|Mama Krabs|You can take this one back to the trash heap.}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is seen running out with the hat behind him as he leaves the funeral, ending the flashback.]''}}
+{{L|Mama Krabs|You can take this back to the trash heap.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, Mommy. ''[tosses hat and shovel to Squidward]'' Squidward, I need you to make a return for me.}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Thank ye for your concern for my finances, but me new boyfriend bought me this hat.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Boyfriend? Someone to spend money...I mean time with you? That's wonderful! Who is he? What's his name?}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|I don't know. I'm meeting him here, tonight.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wonderful! I'll stay open late so ye can have a nice, romantic dinner. Run along, make yourself pretty. SpongeBob, you're working late tonight. No overtime! ''[SpongeBob lunges himself into the door. Cut to a rose walking into the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is in a waiter uniform]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wonderful! I'll stay open late so ye can have a nice, romantic dinner. Run along, make yourself pretty. SpongeBob, you're working late tonight. No overtime!}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob excitedly lunges himself into the door. Bubble transition to nighttime as Plankton is wearing a rose while walking into the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is in a waiter uniform.]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|''[clears throat]'' I've reservations for two, tonight.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Right this way, sir. ''[SpongeBob pulls back the chair for Plankton as he jumps up on it]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|''[shouts]'' Excuse me, I can't reach my silverware!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Terribly sorry, sir. ''[reaches into his pocket and takes out a miniature table and chair. Places it on top of the big table then grabs Plankton and places him in the chair]'' Will there be anything else?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Terribly sorry, sir. ''[reaches into his pocket and takes out a miniature table and chair. Places it on top of the big table, then grabs Plankton and places him in the chair]'' Will there be anything else?}}
 {{L|Plankton|Is my tie on straight?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|You look FABULOUS! ''[Mama Krabs walks in]'' Your gentlemen caller awaits. ''[Mama Krabs walks up to the table]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|You look fabulous! ''[Mama Krabs walks in]'' Your gentlemen caller awaits. ''[Mama Krabs walks up to the table]''}}
-{{L|Plankton|''[pulls rose away from his body]'' Hello, my dear. I must say you look ravishing tonight. ''[Mama Krabs notices tiny Plankton]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[pulls rose away from his body]'' Hello, my dear. I must say you look ravishing tonight. ''[Mama Krabs notices Plankton]''}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Oh, my, you're a tiny thing, but awfully cute. Tell me about yourself. ''[sits down in a chair that SpongeBob has brought to her]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|Well, I'm in the food service business. I'm a bit of a restaurateur. I'm the founder and owner of the Chum Bucket.}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Never heard of it.}}
 {{L|Plankton|''[Points to the Chum Bucket]'' It's across the street.}}
-{{L|Mama Krabs|Doesn't ring a bell. ''[Plankton shows her the back of a phone book with a picture of him and the Chum Bucket]''.}}
+{{L|Mama Krabs|Doesn't ring a bell. ''[Plankton shows her the back of a phone book with a picture of him and the Chum Bucket]''}}
-{{L|Plankton|It's on the back of the phone book! Come on! I paid a lotta money for that ad! ''[Puts the book away]'' Never mind, Never mind. I'd like to hear about you.}}
+{{L|Plankton|It's on the back of the phone book! Come on! I paid a lotta money for that ad! ''[Puts the book away]'' Never mind, never mind. I'd like to hear about you.}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Well...}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton!}}
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 {{L|Plankton|"Mommy?"}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps in the air]'' SpongeBob!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob...}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob...!}}
 {{L|Plankton|This delectable creature is your mother?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|This no-good conniving chiseler is your date?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|This no-good conniving chiseler is your date!?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|And this devilishly handsome sponge is your waiter.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob! I don't know what sort of skullduggory you're up to, Plankton, and I'm not waiting to find out. ''[picks up Plankton by his antenna]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob leaves]'' I don't know what sort of skulduggery you're up to, Plankton, and I'm not waiting to find out. ''[picks up Plankton by his antennae]''}}
-{{L|Mama Krabs|Eugene, you put me boyfriend down, this instant!}}
+{{L|Mama Krabs|Eugene, you better put me boyfriend down, this instant!}}
-{{L|Plankton|Boyfriend?}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[smiles]'' Boyfriend?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|But, mommy...}}
-{{L|Plankton|You heard the lady. Let me go. ''[Mr. Krabs drops him into Mama Krabs hand]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|You heard the lady. Let me go. ''[Mr. Krabs drops him into Mama Krabs' hand]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|That's more like it.}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Come, Plankton. I'm sorry me son had to spoil our romantic evening.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mommy? ''[cut to Plankton cleaning a picture of Mama Krabs then in walks Mr. Krabs]''. You!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mommy?}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to the next day at the Chum Bucket. Plankton is cleaning a picture of Mama Krabs as Mr. Krabs breaks in.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|You!}}
 {{L|Plankton|Eugene.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I came to warn you, Plankton. Stay away from me mother. I know what you're really up to.}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm talking about the Krabby Patty formula!}}
 {{L|Plankton|Your mother knows the Krabby Patty formula?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't play stupid with me. Of course she does. It's an old Krabs family recipe. And you're not family! ''[Plankton frowns]'' I'm telling you for the last time: stay away from me mother. ''[walks out]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't play stupid with me. Of course she does. It's an old Krabs family recipe, and ''you're'' not family! ''[Plankton frowns]'' I'm telling you for the last time: ''stay away'' from me mother. ''[walks out]''}}
-{{L|Plankton|Not family, eh? I can fix that. ''[cut to Mama Krabs walking into the Krusty Krab]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Not family, eh? Well, I can fix that.}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mama Krabs walking back into the Krusty Krab.]''}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Eugene!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Mommy!}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Mommy, can't you see? He's trying to seduce the Krabby Patty formula right from under you.}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|For your information, Eugene, he hasn't asked me once about the formula. I doubt that he even knows that I know it.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chuckles]'' Uh, yeah...funny thing about that.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chuckles nervously, pulling his shirt as he realizes he let that slip needlessly.]'' Uh, yeah...funny thing about that.}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|I forbid ye to interfere in me private business. Go to your office, now!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, mommy. ''[walks into his office]''}}
-{{L|Plankton|Somebody call heaven because I think an angel's gone missing.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Somebody call heaven, because I think an angel's gone missing.}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|Oh, Sheldon.}}
-{{L|Plankton|Oh, Mrs Krabs.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Oh, Mrs. Krabs.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, brother.}}
-{{L|Plankton|Attention, attention everyone. I'd like to make an announcement. Mrs Krabs, in full view of this restaurant, I ask you for your hand in holy matrimony.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Attention, attention, everyone. I'd like to make an announcement. Mrs. Krabs, in full view of this restaurant, I ask you for your hand in holy matrimony.}}
 {{L|Crowd|Aw!}}
-{{L|Plankton|Would you marry me? ''[big diamond ring shown up close]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Would you marry me? ''[a big diamond ring is shown up close]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, that's it! No more hiding in my room like a scared little kid, it's time to act like a man! ''[jumps at Plankton]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, that's it! No more hiding in my room like a scared little kid, it's time to act like a man! '' [he flies, screaming, and jumps at Plankton]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|Gasp!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[jumps in his mother's lap]'' Please don't marry him, mommy! Don't marry this bad, bad man! I don't want you to!}}
-{{L|Plankton|Too late Krabsy. We're going to be married. And you're gonna be my new son! ''[laughs maniacally. Mama Krabs hands the ring back to Plankton]'' Huh? What's this, honey bunch?}}
+{{L|Plankton|Too late, Krabsy. We're going to be married. And you're gonna be my new son! ''[laughs maniacally. Mama Krabs hands the ring back to Plankton]'' Huh? What's this, honey bunch?}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|I'm flattered by your offer, really I am, but I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment. ''[Mr. Krabs laughs]''}}
-{{L|Plankton|What is this? There's somebody else, isn't there? ''[Robot Plankton stomping thunderously]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|What is this? There's somebody else, isn't there?}}
-{{L|Robot Plankton|I...I...this is very uncomfortable. I'll just wait in the car.}}
+{{L|ChumBot|''[breaks into Krusty Krab with flowers]'' I... I... this is very uncomfortable. I'll just wait in the car.}}
 {{L|Plankton|I don't believe this! You led me on!}}
-{{L|Mama Krabs|Now, now, Plankton, it's not what ye think.}}
+{{L|Mama Krabs|Now, now Plankton, it's not what you think.}}
-{{L|Plankton|I don't want to hear your lies! You owe me for leading me on like this! Give me the Krabby Patty formula and we'll call it even.}}
+{{L|Plankton|I don't wanna hear your lies! You owe me for leading on like this! Give me the Krabby Patty formula and we'll call it even.}}
 {{L|Mama Krabs|The formula? Is that what this whole thing was about?}}
-{{L|Plankton|No, no, not really. I mean, not at first. I mean uh...honey bunch? Uh-oh. ''[Mama Krabs shows her muscles, which show as ships cannons. She punches Plankton back to the Chum Bucket]'' Oh, well, 'tis better to loved and lost then never to be loved at all! ''[Plankton ends up flying into the ON switch of Karen]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|No! No, not really. I mean... not at first. I mean uh... Uh, honey bunch? ''[Mama Krabs shows her muscles, which show a ship's cannons]'' Uh-oh. ''[she punches Plankton back to the Chum Bucket]'' Oh, well. Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all! ''[Plankton ends up flying into the ON switch of Karen.]''}}
 {{L|Karen|Working.}}
 {{L|Plankton|So, you decided to come crawling back to me, huh?}}
-{{L|Karen|''[a laser machine comes down]'' What did you say?}}
+{{L|Karen|''[beginning to zap Plankton]'' What did you say?}}
-{{L|Plankton|''[chuckles nervously]'' Nothing, dear.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Nothing, dear.}}
-{{L|Karen|''[zaps him]'' Yeah, that's what I thought you said, honey bunch. ''[Plankton groans]''}}
+{{L|Karen|''[zaps Plankton, who screams]'' Yeah. That's what I thought you said, honey bunch.}}
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+{{L|Plankton|Ow...! ''[the episode then fades to black]''}}