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|prev = Culture Shock
{{L|''[The episode begins with an exterior shot of the Krusty Krab.]''}}
|title = F.U.N.
{{L|French Narrator|Ahh, lunchtime at the Krusty Krab. ''[inside the restaurant]'' Everyone is enjoying their Krabby Patties. ''[lights go off and sirens and red lights blare as everyone in the Krusty Krab screams and runs for cover]'' Huh-huh?! What's this?! ''[doors and windows are now metal]''}}
|next = MuscleBob BuffPants
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Can you spot him, Mr. Squidward?!}}
|titlecard = FUN.jpg
{{L|Squidward|''[up in a crows nest with a telescope]'' Down there, sir! ''[a Krabby Patty is bouncing to the door]''}}
|season = 1
{{L|French Narrator|''[gasps]'' There appears to be a Krabby Patty napping in progress! ''[Krabby Patty shoots a laser hole big enough for it to go through at the door]'' There can only be one culprit: Plankton!}}
|episode = 10b
{{L|Plankton|Finally, victory is mine! I win, I win, I win! ''[laughs]''}}
|airdate = [[September 18]], [[1999]]
{{L|''[The scene cuts back to inside the Krusty Krab.]''}}
|seasonname = one
{{L|Squidward|He got away, sir.}}
}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[devastated]'' No! He's finally stolen me secret recipe!}}
Narrator: Ahh, lunchtime at the Krusty Krab. Everyone is enjoying their Krabby Patties. (lights go off and sirens and red lights blare as everyone in the Krusty Krab screams and runs for cover) Huh?! What's this? (doors and windows are now metal)
{{L|French Narrator|Perhaps not, Monsieur Krabs, for it's... ''[SpongeBob tears himself into another SpongeBob and flies off, landing inside a barrel seat.]'' ''[shouting]'' ...SpongeBob SquarePants!}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob peeking out through under the sewer with binoculars in his hand. Catches a peek at a Krabby Patty jumping through the crowd]''}}
Mr. Krabs: Can you spot him, Mr. Squidward?
{{L|SpongeBob|A-ha! ''[escapes the sewer, leaving the binoculars behind. He then chases the Krabby Patty behind some buildings]'' Hey! ''[Plankton flies up with a propeller. SpongeBob takes the twirling club that Incidental 118 is using as a propeller and flies after the Krabby Patty to the top of a building]'' Okay, that's far enough! Huh? ''[patty jumps off building]'' Tartar sauce! ''[blows his hat into a balloon-like ball and jumps off the building. He bounces off the ground towards the Krabby Patty. Bounces past a cowboy and a cowgirl]''}}
 
{{L|Cowboy|Yee-haw!}}
Squidward:(up in a crow's nest with a telescope) Down there, sir! (a krabby patty is bouncing to the door)
{{L|''[The scene cuts to the Magic Shop. The Krabby Patty slides into the hop and comes back out with funny glasses on.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[finds the Krabby Patty]'' Uh, have you seen a Krabby Patty? It's about this tall and... ''[looks up and reads the sign Magic Shop]'' Wow, a magic shop! Are you a magician? One time, I saw this magician and he did this thing... and, and... anyway, and then he told us, "If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all of your dreams can come true." ''[The Krabby Patty disguise unveils to be Plankton.]''}}
Narrator: (gasps) There appears to be a Krabby Patty napping in progress! (krabby patty shoots a laser hole big enough for it to go through at the door) There can only be one culprit: Plankton!
{{L|Plankton|Argh! I can't take it!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton! It's you!}}
Plankton: Finally, victory is mine! I win, I win, I win! (laughs)
{{L|Plankton|Yes! And after all these years, I thought I was the master of torture. But that... that just wasn't fair! Here! Take the stupid patty, I don't want the secret recipe anyway. I guess my restaurant will never be as good as the Krusty Krab. You don't know what it's like to be a loser. ''[cries]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww, cheer up, Plankton. I think you're a winner.}}
Squidward: He got away, sir.
{{L|Plankton|''[stops crying]'' What? What did you say?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I said, you're a-- ''[a bunch of people run up and point at Plankton]''}}
Mr. Krabs: No! He's finally stolen me secret recipe!
{{L|All|Loser! ''[Plankton jumps away from group and walks back to the Chum Bucket]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|How does it feel to be the most hated thing in Bikini Bottom, Plankton?! It hurts, doesn't it?! I know!}}
Narrator: Perhaps not, Monsieur Krabs, for it's... (SpongeBob tears himself into another SpongeBob and flies off) SpongeBob SquarePants! (later, SpongeBob peeks out through under the sewer with binoculars in hand. Catches a peek at a krabby patty jumping through the crowd)
{{L|Incidental 118|Yeah, and for running you out, we're going to make this kid honorary town rookie of the day! ''[puts a big donut with a ribbon on it around SpongeBob]''}}
 
{{L|All|''[singing]'' ♪ For he's a jolly good rookie, for he's a jolly good rookie, for he's a jolly good rookieee... ♪}}
SpongeBob: A-ha! (chases it behind some buildings) Hey! (krabby patty flies up with a propeller. SpongeBob takes the twirling club that the cop is using as a propeller and flies after the krabby patty to the top of a building) O.K., that's far enough! Huh? (patty jumps off building) Tarter sauce! (uses his hat as a balloon-like ball and jumps off the building. Bounces off the ground towards the krabby patty. Bounces past a cowboy and a cowgirl)
{{L|''[Everyone throws SpongeBob into the air.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[thinking to himself]'' I'll bet if he had just one friend, ''[cut to Plankton]'' he wouldn't be such a meanie. ''[cut back to SpongeBob]''}}
Cowboy: Yeehaw! (patty walks into a magic shop and comes back out with funny glasses on)
{{L|All|♪ ...eeeee... Which no... ♪ ''[as SpongeBob comes down, they stop singing]'' Whatever. ''[everyone walks away]''}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket. Plankton hears a knock on his door.]''}}
SpongeBob: Have you seen a Krabby Patty? It's about this tall and... (looks up and reads the sign 'MAGIC SHOP') Wow, a magic shop! Are you a magician? One time, I saw this magician and he did this thing...anyway, and then he told us, 'If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all of your dreams can come true.' (Plankton takes away krabby patty)
{{L|Plankton|A customer?! ''[opens door]'' Our special today is chum... ''[sees SpongeBob at the door]'' ...balaya.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mr. Plankton.}}
Plankton: Argh! I can't take it!
{{L|Plankton|Haven't you degraded me enough for one day?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|No. I mean... I want you to come out and play with me.}}
SpongeBob: Plankton! It's you!
{{L|Plankton|What?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Play with me.}}
Plankton: Yes, and after all these years, I thought I was the master of torture. But that...that just wasn't fair! Here. Take the stupid patty, I don't want the secret recipe anyway. I guess my restaurant will never be as good as the Krusty Krab. You don't know what it's like to be a loser. (cries)
{{L|Plankton|You know how to induce thermonuclear fusion?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|No, but I like to go jelly-- ''[Plankton closes the door]''}}
SpongeBob: Aww, cheer up, Plankton. I think you're a winner.
{{L|Plankton|That naïve cube! How long must I suffer this?}}
 
{{L|Karen|You're not letting him leave, are you? Can't you see? This is the perfect opportunity for revenge!}}
Plankton: (stops crying) Wh-what did you say?
{{L|Plankton|Elaborate. ''[The computer shows a display of SpongeBob holding a Krabby Patty.]''}}
 
{{L|Karen|Befriend the SpongeBob, then when the timing is just right, take the Krabby Patty!}}
SpongeBob: I said, you’re a... (a bunch of people run up and point at Plankton)
{{L|Plankton|Take ''[camera zooms in at the Krabby Patty display]'' the Krabby Patty? ''[runs back to the door]''}}
 
{{L|Karen|Get moving, genius, don't let him get away.}}
All: Loser! (Planktons jumps away from group and walks back to his restaurant)
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Plankton opens the door]''  ...fishing with my friends in Jellyfish Fields.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Alright, SpongeBob, I'll play your little game.}}
Squidward: How does it feel to be the most hated thing in Bikini Bottom, Plankton? It hurts, doesn’t it? I know!
{{L|SpongeBob|Great! ''[SpongeBob grabs Plankton and runs off]'' Last one to the fields is a rotten clam!}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the two at Jellyfish Fields.]''}}
Policeman: Yeah, and for running you out, we're going to make this boy honorary town rookie of the day. (puts a big donut with a ribbon on it around SpongeBob)
{{L|SpongeBob|So, I get the big net and you get the little net. ''[hands Plankton a net bigger than him]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|What happens after we eat 'em?}}
Song: Bikini Bottom "For he's a Jolly Good Rookie"
{{L|SpongeBob|You don't ''eat'' 'em, you catch 'em, like this! La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la! ''[captures a jellyfish while jumping off a cliff]'' Like that.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|And?}}
For he's a jolly good rookie,  
{{L|SpongeBob|Then you throw them back. But watch out for the stingers!}}
for he's a jolly good rookie,  
{{L|Plankton|Stingers?! ''[Plankton imagines ruling Bikini Bottom with a jellyfish that only he controls]'' All knees will bow to Plankton! Hail, Plankton! I win, I win! ''[end of fantasy while laughing]''}}
for he's a jolly good rookie…
{{L|SpongeBob|It's not about winning, it's about ''fun''!}}
(everyone throws SpongeBob into the air)
{{L|Plankton|What's that?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Fun is when you ''[thinking to himself]''... fun is... it's like... it's kinda... sorta like a... What is fun? I... Let me spell it for you. ''[singing while showing the letter "F"]'' ♪ F is for friends who do stuff together, ''[cut to a bored Plankton, then cut to SpongeBob showing the letter "U"]'' U is for you and me, ''[as the letter "N" while performing a cartwheel]'' N is for anywhere, anytime at all ♪}}
SpongeBob: (thinking to himself) I'll bet if he had just one friend, he wouldn't be such a meanie. All: (as SpongeBob comes down,
{{L|Clams|''[The letters "F" and "U" reappear next to SpongeBob.]'' ♪ Down here in the deep blue sea ♪}}
 
{{L|Plankton|♪ F is for fire that burns down the whole town, ''[cut to SpongeBob]'' U is for uranium... bombs! ''[cut back to Plankton]'' N is for no survivors, when you- ♪}}
they stop singing) Which nobody... (everyone walks away. Later, Plankton hears a knock on his door at his restaurant)
{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about. Now, do it like this: ''[does some wacky dance moves]'' ♪ F is for friends who do stuff to- ♪}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Never! That's completely idiotic!}}
Plankton: A customer? (opens door) Our special today is chum... (sees SpongeBob at the door) ...balaya.
{{L|SpongeBob|Here, let me help you. ''[grabs Plankton hands while helping him dance]'' ♪ F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me ♪ ''[stops singing]'' Try it!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[performs a cartwheel]'' ♪ N is for anywhere, anytime at all ♪}}
SpongeBob: Hi, Mr. Plankton.
{{L|Clams|♪ Down here in the deep blue sea ♪}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Wait, I don't understand this, I feel all tingly inside. Should we stop?}}
Plankton: Haven't you degraded me enough for one day?
{{L|SpongeBob|No, that's how you're supposed to feel!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Well, I like it. Let's do it again!}}
SpongeBob: No. I mean...I want you to come out and play with me.
{{L|''[The scene cuts to the flower beds.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay!}}
Plankton: What?
{{L|SpongeBob and Plankton|♪ F is for frolic through all the flowers, ''[cut to Plankton inside a ukulele. SpongeBob is dressed Hawaiian style.]'' U is for ukulele. ''[cut to the two at a Noses shop]'' N is nose-picking, ''[cut to SpongeBob blowing gum with Plankton inside]'' sharing gum, ''[cut to SpongeBob licking sand at Plankton]'' and sand-licking, here with my best buddy. ''[cut the two having fun with the "FUN" letters in the background]'' Hahahahahahahaha!♪}}
 
{{L|''[At the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs is looking through a telescope at SpongeBob and Plankton]''}}
SpongeBob: Play with me.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh, mutiny.}}
 
{{L|''[The scene fades to the Chum Bucket at night. Plankton is changing clothes.]''}}
Plankton: You know how to induce thermonuclear fusion?
{{L|Plankton|And after that, we frolicked through the flowers, and then we...}}
 
{{L|Karen|Sounds like fun.}}
SpongeBob: No, but I like to go jelly... (Plankton closes the door)
{{L|Plankton|Well, the really fun part was when we...}}
 
{{L|Karen|What did you do with the Krabby Patty?}}
Plankton: That naive cube! How long must I suffer this?
{{L|Plankton|We-the what? ''[shows a Krabby Patty on Karen's computer screen]''}}
 
{{L|Karen|The Krabby Patty, remember?}}
Karen: You're not letting him leave, are you? Can't you see? This is the perfect opportunity for revenge! Plankton: Elaborate. (computer shows images of a krabby patty and SpongeBob)
{{L|Plankton|You can't rush these things, you know.}}
 
{{L|Karen|You're forgetting the mission! ''[shows a formula]''}}
Karen: Befriend the SpongeBob, then when the time is just right, take the Krabby Patty!
{{L|Plankton|What are you talking about?}}
 
{{L|Karen|You're going native, Plankton, look at yourself! ''[metal arm picks up Plankton and shows him wearing square pants like SpongeBob's]''}}
Plankton: Take the Krabby Patty? (runs back to the door)
{{L|Plankton|What?}}
 
{{L|''[The scene changes to the Krusty Krab.]''}}
Karen: Get moving, genius, don't let him get away. (Plankton opens the door) SpongeBob: ...fishing with my friends at Jellyfish Fields.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I haven't seen Plankton in a while. He must be scheming.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Who knows? Maybe he's changed.}}
Plankton: Alright, SpongeBob, I'll play your little game.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Who knows? I think ''you'' knows! ''[shows pictures of him and Plankton holding up the letters for "FUN"]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|He's changed, I tell you! ''[Plankton enters]''}}
SpongeBob: Great! (SpongeBob grabs Plankton and runs off) Last one to the fields is a rotten clam! (now at Jellyfish Fields) So, I get the big net and you get the little net. (hands Plankton a net bigger than him)
{{L|Plankton|SpongeBuddy! Yoo-hoo! ''[SpongeBob runs over to Plankton]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton-buddy! Let's go! I forgot this is a no friend zone!}}
Plankton: What happens after we eat 'em?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, may I speak to you in private? ''[talking to Plankton]'' You won't mind if I set this here, will you? ''[puts a plate with a Krabby Patty on the table and pushes it toward him]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|What's this all about, Mr. Krabs?}}
SpongeBob: You don't eat 'em, you catch 'em, like this! (captures a jellyfish) Like that.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|He's a thief. Look at the lust in his eye, he's...}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Why can't you just accept our friendship?}}
Plankton: And?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|He's just after me recipe. I'll prove it to you. ''[walks up to Plankton]'' Ah, you must be hungry after that long walk over here.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Oh, yes, but I'm saving my appetite for some popcorn at the movies.}}
SpongeBob: And then you throw them back. But watch out for the stingers!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Uhh... suit yourself. ''[walks off then comes back to push the plate closer to Plankton. He uses a fan to get the smell to Plankton.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|We've had enough of your little tests, Mr. Krabs! ''[turns the fan off]'' Come on, Plankton, let's get out of here. ''[both walk away]''}}
Plankton: Stingers? (Plankton imagines ruling Bikini Bottom with a jellyfish that only he controls) All knees will bow to Plankton! Hail, Plankton! I win, I win!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Maybe the lad was right. Maybe Plankton's gone straight... ''[plate falls down revealing that it was cardboard]'' And maybe scallops will fly out of my pants! ''[takes the boat and paddles to 'The Reef']'' Hang on there, laddie, I'm a-comin!}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble transition to inside 'The Reef' movie theater. SpongeBob and Plankton are sitting in the front row. SpongeBob is giving popcorn to Plankton as he is eating some himself. Then Bubble Bass comes down and sits on Plankton, squishing him]''}}
SpongeBob: It's not about winning, it’s about fun!
{{L|SpongeBob|I sure like sequels, Plankton. ''[sees Bubble Bass in his spot]'' Hey, Bubble Bass, you're sitting on my friend.}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble Bass meanly smiles and gets comfortable in his seat, and a squelching sound comes from Plankton being squashed by his butt]''}}
Plankton: What's that?
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Bubble Bass! ''[throws some popcorn and Bubble Bass runs after it]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Thanks for that, friend.}}
SpongeBob: Fun is when you...fun is...it's like...it's kinda...sort of like a...
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure thing.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Listen up! ''[Mr. Krabs' shadow is on the movie screen. He clicks his claws.]''}}
Song: F.U.N. (Song)
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs? ''[Mr. Krabs is in the projector room.]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|He's deceivin' ya! Reach into his pocket now and take what he's got!}}
SpongeBob: What is fun? let me spell it for you,  
{{L|''[Everyone in the theater steals an item from the pocket of whoever is sitting next to them]''}}
F is for friends who do stuff together,
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You too, boy!}}
U is for you and me,  
{{L|''[SpongeBob reaches into Plankton's pocket and takes out a Krabby Patty]''}}
N is for anywhere, anytime at all,
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' I can't believe this!}}
down here in the deep blue sea.
{{L|Plankton|It's not what you think.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|What is it then? Tell me what you see here!}}
Plankton: F is for fire that burns down the whole town,
{{L|Plankton|I... I don't see anything.}}
U is for uranium... bombs!  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[starting to cry]'' How can you not see it!? ''[groans]''}}
N is for no survivors, when you-
{{L|Plankton|''[beginning to tear up as well]'' Okay, okay, I see it! It's a Krabby Patty, okay? I couldn't help it.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|But we sang the F.U.N. Song! ''[clutches his stomach]'' I think I'm gonna be sick. How long?}}
SpongeBob: Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about.
{{L|Plankton|How long what?}}
Now, do it like this:
{{L|SpongeBob|''[grabs Plankton, holding him in his fist]'' How long were you planning on doing this?! ''[tears well up in SpongeBob's eyes]'' Tell me!}}
F is for friends who do stuff together-
{{L|''[Plankton puts his head down and begins to sob.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[the tears now dripping down his face]'' What?!}}
Plankton: Never! That's completely idiotic!
{{L|Plankton|''[looks up at SpongeBob]'' All right, it's true! I tricked you to get the Krabby Patty! But then you showed me friendship! ''[the two look each other in the eyes]'' And now I realize... that's all I ever really wanted.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffs, then smiles, beginning to stop crying]'' Really?}}
SpongeBob: Here, let me help you,
{{L|Plankton|''[grabs the patty and jumps towards the screen]'' No, not really. Being evil is too much fun! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
F is for friends who do stuff together,  
{{L|Movie Woman|Oh, darling, I knew nothing would ever tear us apart.}}
U is for you and me, try it!
{{L|''[Plankton, who is running away, rips through the movie screen. The cinema lights turn on.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs... he's gone. He got the patty. He won.}}
Plankton: N is for anywhere, anytime at all!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ho-ho, no, he didn't, boy! Don't you know what's behind these screens? ''[reveals the fabric, showing the Krabby Patty squished onto a concrete wall]'' Solid concrete! ''[laughs]''}}
 
{{L|''[The Krabby Patty falls off, revealing that Plankton is squished on the concrete wall. Plankton groans. Mr. Krabs takes the Krabby Patty.]''}}
SpongeBob & Plankton: Down here in the deep blue sea.
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. I thought Plankton had changed.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't blame him, lad. No friendship could withstand the allure of a Krabby Patty! Now let's go back to the Krusty Krab and have a fresh one on me!}}
Plankton: Wait, I don't understand this, I feel all tingly inside.
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs!}}
Should we stop?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, maybe on a discount. ''[flicks Plankton off the wall and onto Bubble Bass' jelly beans]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Huh?}}
SpongeBob: No! That's how you're suppose to feel!
{{L|''[Plankton runs around Bubble Bass' hand getting chased by his other hand, being mistaken for a jelly bean. Plankton screams as the episode fades to black.]''}}
 
Plankton: Well, I like it. Let's do it again!
 
SpongeBob: Okay!
 
SpongeBob & Plankton: F is for frolic through all the flowers.  
U is for ukelele.  
N is nose-picking, chewing gum, and sand-licking, here with my best
buddy.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
 
Mr. Krabs: (looking through a telescope at SpongeBob & Plankton)
 
Mr. Krabs: Arr, mutiny!
 
(at the Chum Bucket, Plankton is changing clothes)
 
Plankton: And after that we frolicked through the flowers and then we...
 
Karen: Sounds like fun.
 
Plankton: Well, the really fun part was when we...
 
Karen: Where's the Krabby Patty?
 
Plankton: The what? (shows a krabby patty on Karen's computer screen)
 
Karen: The Krabby Patty, remember?
 
Plankton: You can't rush these things, you know.
 
Karen: You're forgetting about the mission! (shows a formula)
 
Plankton: What are you talking about?
 
Karen: You're going native, Plankton! Look at yourself! (metal arm picks up Plankton and shows him wearing SquarePants like SpongeBob's)
 
Plankton: What?
 
(cuts to Krusty Krab)
 
Mr. Krabs: I haven't seen Plankton in a while. He must be scheming.
 
SpongeBob: Who knows? Maybe he's changed.
 
Mr. Krabs: Who knows? I think you knows! (shows a picture of him and Plankton holding up the letters for FUN)
 
SpongeBob: He's changed, I tell you! (Plankton enters)
 
Plankton: SpongeBuddy! Yoohoo! (SpongeBob runs over to Plankton)
 
SpongeBob: Plankton-buddy! Let's go! I forgot this is a no friend zone!
 
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, may I speak to you in private. (talking to Plankton) You won't mind if I set this here, will you? (puts a plate with a krabby patty on the table and pushes it toward him)
 
SpongeBob: What's this all about, Mr. Krabs?
 
Mr. Krabs: He's a thief. Look at the lust in his eye, he's...
 
SpongeBob: Why can't you just accept our friendship?
 
Mr. Krabs: He's just after me recipe. I'll prove it to you. (walks up to Plankton) Ah, you must be hungry after that long walk over here.
 
Plankton: Oh, yes, but I'm saving my appetite for some popcorn at the movies.
 
Mr. Krabs: Uhh...suit yourself. (walks off then comes back to push the plate closer to Plankton. Uses a fan to get the smell to Plankton)
 
SpongeBob: We've had enough of your little tests, Mr. Krabs! (turns the fan off) Come on Plankton, let's get out of here. (both walk away)
 
Mr. Krabs: Maybe the lad was right. Maybe Plankton's gone straight. (plate falls down revealing that it was cardboard) Or maybe scallops will fly out of my pants! (takes the boat and paddles to the movies) Hold on there laddie, I'm a-comin'! (at the movies, SpongeBob & Plankton are sitting in the front row. SpongeBob is giving popcorn to Plankton as he is eating some himself. Then Bubble Bass comes down and sits in Plankton's seat, squishing him)
 
SpongeBob: I sure like sequels, Plankton. (sees Bubble Bass in his spot) Hey, Bubble Bass, you're sitting on my friend. (Bubble Bass gets comfortable in his seat) Hey Bubble Bass! (throws some popcorn and Bubble Bass runs after it)
 
Plankton: Thanks for that, friend.
 
SpongeBob: Sure thing, pal.
 
Mr. Krabs: Listen up! (Mr. Krabs shadow is on the movie screen)
 
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs? (in the projector room)
 
Mr. Krabs: He's deceiving ya! Reach into his pocket now and take what he's got! (the ladies reach in their husbands pockets and take out a watch, some money and a piggy bank then run off) You too, boy! (SpongeBob reaches into Plankton's pocket and takes out a krabby patty)
 
SpongeBob: (gasps) I can't believe this!
 
Plankton: It's not what you think.
 
SpongeBob: What is it then? What do you see here?!
 
Plankton: I… I don't see anything.
 
SpongeBob: (crying) How can you not see it?
 
Plankton: O.K., O.K., I see it! It's a Krabby Patty, O.K.? I couldn't help it!
 
SpongeBob: But we sang the Fun song! I think I'm gonna be sick! How long?
 
Plankton: How long what?
 
SpongeBob: How long were you planning on doing this?! Tell me!(Plankton cries) What?!
 
Plankton: (crying) All right, it's true! I tricked you to get the Krabby Patty! But then you showed me friendship! And now I realize, that's all I really wanted!
 
SpongeBob: Really? (Plankton grabs the patty and jumps towards the screen)
 
Plankton: No, not really. Being evil is too much fun! (Plankton laughs)
 
Movie: Oh darling, I know that nothing could ever tear us apart. (Plankton rips through the screen)
 
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, he's gone. He got the patty. He won.
 
Mr Krabs: Ho-ho, no he didn't, boy! Don't you know what's behind these screens? Solid concrete! (laughs. Plankton is squished on the wall. Mr. Krabs takes the krabby patty)
 
SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. I thought Plankton had changed.
 
Mr. Krabs: Don't blame him, lad. No friendship could withstand the allure of a Krabby Patty! Now let's go back to the Krusty Krab and have a fresh one on me!
 
SpongeBob: Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs!
 
Mr. Krabs: Well, maybe on a discount. (Mr. Krabs flicks Plankton off the wall and onto Bubble Bass' jellybeans. Plankton runs around his hand so he doesn't get caught)
 
Plankton: '''''EEEEEEEYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!'''''
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