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|title = For Here or to Go
{{L|''[The exterior of The Krusty Krab is shown and a trumpet is heard. The interior is then shown. SpongeBob is shown on a barrel playing a trumpet next to a something that is hidden under a hanging red cloth. Sadie, Francis, Sheldon, Nat, Bill, and Pilar are sitting, eating, and staring at SpongeBob. Frank is walking to his table with his food, staring at SpongeBob. Fred and Frankie Billy are shown.]''}}
|titlecard = sbforhereortogo.PNG
{{L|Fred|A horn!}}
|seasonnumber = 8
{{L|Incidental 107|What will happen next?}}
|episodenumber = 174b
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks out of office, the lights turn off, and a spotlight turns on when he stops. Harry, John, Jimmy Gus, Sally, Abigail Marge, Pilar, and Mr. Krabs are staring at SpongeBob, who finishes playing the trumpet. Mr. Krabs is shown to be next to the hidden item. The scene shows a medium shot of Mr. Krabs]''}}
|airdate = [[April 12]], [[2012]]
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Atten-- ''[He is interrupted by SpongeBob's squeaked high note on the trumpet. He growls and he marches to SpongeBob to stop the noise. Off-screen a series of noises occur. He marches back into the spotlight. SpongeBob appears to be stuck in his horn.]'' Attention, Krusty Krab ''[grabs rope]'' patrons! Be ''[pulls up curtain]'' hold!}}
}}
{{L|''[A jar of sesame seeds is shown on a barrel. The jar has a red lid and a question mark on the front. Fred and Frankie Billy are shown.]''}}
{{L|''[opens the episode with a trumpet while standing on top of a barell with a curtain and the cash register next to him]''}}
{{L|Fred|''[turns to Frankie]'' A horn.}}
{{L|Frankie|What will happen next?}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks out of office and a spotlight shines on him as he stops.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Atten... ''[interrupted by SpongeBob's squeeked high note, growls, and he marches to SpongeBob to stop the noise and then marches back into the spotlight, SpongeBob appears to be stuck in his horn]'' Attention, Krusty Krab ''[grabs rope]'' patriots. ''[pulls up curtain]'' Behold!}}
{{L|Fred|It's a jar of seeds!}}
{{L|Fred|It's a jar of seeds!}}
{{L|Frankie|Bun seeds.}}
{{L|Incidental 107|Bun seeds!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Today only, the Krusty Krab presents our first bun seed guessing contest! Guess how many seeds are in the jar and win a fff... sorry... fff... I'm trying to get... fff... ''[SpongeBob slaps Mr. Krabs on back of neck]'' Free Krabby Patty!}}
{{L|''[The scene returns to Mr. Krabs. With both of his hands, he points to the Jar. Next to the jar there is a sign that reads, "Guess how many seeds in the jar and win a free Krabby Patty!" All of the words are red, except "free," which is green.]''}}
{{L|Crowd|Ooooh!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Today only, the Krusty Krab presents our first annual bun seed guessing contest! ''[quiet gasping can be heard.]'' Guess how many seeds are in the jar and win a f-- f-- sorry, a f-- f-- I'll try again. A f-- f-- ''[SpongeBob walks up to Mr. Krabs and slaps him in the back of the neck.]'' free Krabby Patty!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Step right up ''[Fred walks up]'' and guess right and win! ''[whispers to SpongeBob]'' They'll never guess it.}}
{{L|''[Incidental 47, Incidental 92, Harris, Incidental 7, and Incidental 40 are shown. All, except Sally are sitting.]''}}
{{L|''[Fred thinks about guess]''}}
{{L|Customers|Ooh!}}
{{L|Fred|Three?}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are shown next to the jar.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Step right up! ''[Fred walks up.]'' Guess right and win! ''[talking to SpongeBob]'' They'll never guess it.}}
{{L|''[Fred is shown.]''}}
{{L|Fred|Hmm. Three?}}
{{L|''[Fred and Mr. Krabs are shown next to the jar.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No. Next, please.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No. Next, please.}}
{{L|Nat|''[observes the jar unneccesarily]'' Fourty-two?!}}
{{L|''[Nat walks up. He looks at the jar up close. He moves to the right side of the jar. He moves to the left side of the jar.]''}}
{{L|Nat|42?!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shakes head]'' Nope.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shakes head]'' Nope.}}
{{L|''[Nat snaps fingers and then walks away]''}}
{{L|''[Nat snaps his "fingers" and then walks away. Dave walks up and sniffs the jar.]''}}
{{L|Frank|''[sniffs the jar]'' Billions and billions?}}
{{L|Dave|Billions and billions?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|N-n-no.}}
{{L|''[Nancy Suzy Fish walks up and puts the jar in her mouth. She then swishes it around a bit and removes it, placing it back where it was.]''}}
{{L|Suzy Fish|Blue?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No.}}
{{L|Nancy Suzy Fish|''[places the jar in mouth]'' Blue.}}
{{L|Dennis Rechid|Mermaid Man?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[He smacks his eyes.]'' That's not even a number.}}
{{L|Old Man|Mermaid Man?}}
{{L|''[Someone clearing their throat off-screen is heard.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[smacks head]'' That's not even a number.}}
{{L|Voice|I have a guess.}}
{{L|Plankton|''[clears throat]'' I have a guess. ''[laughs evilly]''}}
{{L|''[The scene moves down to show that it is Plankton. He evilly laughs.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton! You don't get to guess. ''[carries Plankton out Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton! ''[He points to Plankton.]'' You don't get to guess.}}
{{L|Plankton|Hey! What? You can't do that! It's not fair.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs picks of Plankton.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, I'm sorry. But it's me restaurant and I can do what I please! Besides, I know you'll try to analyze that Patty and find out me secret formula. ''[throws Plankton into mouth and blows into bubble after chewing him and blows Plankton to Chum Bucket, Plankton splats on the wall and turns into a solid after hitting the asphalt]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Hey! ''[Mr. Krabs carries Plankton to the front door.]'' What? You can't do that! It's not fair!}}
{{L|Plankton|You'll pay for this, Krabs. I'm calling the Bogus Business Bureau!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, I'm sorry, but it's me restaurant and I can do what I please! Besides, I know you'll try to analyze that patty and find out me secret formuler.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, right! Like they'll even take your call! ''[laughs and walks back into Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs throws Plankton into mouth as he lets out a scream. He then chews him into the consistency of gum and blows Plankton into a bubble. Mr. Krabs then blows him towards the Chum Bucket, where he makes a big splatter stain on the front door. Plankton's squished form drips to the ground and reforms into normal Plankton.]''}}
{{L|''[Plankton dials number on cellphone]''}}
{{L|Plankton|You'll pay for this, Krabs! I'm calling the Bogus Business Bureau!}}
{{L|Female Voice|Bogus Business Bureau!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, right. Like they would even take your call.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs laughs and walks back into Krusty Krab. Plankton takes out a cell phone and dials the number for the Bogus Business Bureau.]''}}
{{L|Bogus Business Bureau Receptionist|Bogus Business Bureau.}}
{{L|Plankton|Hello, yes. I have a complaint.}}
{{L|Plankton|Hello, yes. I have a complaint.}}
{{L|''[inside Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|''[The scene shows Mr. Krabs, Squidward, and SpongeBob standing in the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs finishes laughing.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chuckles]'' That Plankton cracks me up. Like the Bogus Business Bureau would care about my dumb contest. ''[chuckles]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That Plankton cracks me up. Like the Bogus Business Bureau would care about my dumb contest.}}
{{L|''[a helicopter is heard over the ceiling, two men break through the ceiling, one demolishing a table and one crushing Squidward into the ground, then, a chair crushes Squidward once again, a man with a moustache is sitting on the chair]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs laughs. a helicopter is heard. two creatures break through the ceiling, one demolishing a table and one crushes Squidward into the ground. Squidward gets his head up and a chair crushes Squidward once again. An orange fish with a mustache is sitting on the chair. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are shown looking surprised.]''}}
{{L|Agent Twerp|I am Agent Twerp, of the ''[stands up and walks towards Mr. Krabs]'' Bogus Business Bureau. Are you the proprieter of this ''[coughs]'' establishment?}}
{{L|Agent Twirp|I am Agent Twirp of the Bogus ''[He stands up.]'' Business Bureau. ''[He walks to Mr. Krabs. It is revealed that he is shorter than SpongeBob.]'' Are you the proprietor of this... ''[He clears his throat.]'' establishment?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eh, uh, no. He's out of town.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eh, uh, no. He's out of town.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't be modest, Mr. Krabs. ''[to Agent Twerp]'' He's responsible for everything at the Krusty Krab.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't be modest, Mr. Krabs. ''[to Agent Twirp]'' He's responsible for everything at the Krusty Krab.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pushes SpongeBob away and chuckles nervously]'' New trainee.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs chuckles and pushes SpongeBob away.]''}}
{{L|Agent Twerp|According to article 57 of the Greasy Spoon code, all fast-food contests must be open to all customers, no matter how diminutive or annoying.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|New trainee.}}
{{L|Plankton|''[appears out of coat pocket of Agent Twerp's coat]'' And I'm both of those things! You have to let me ''[jumps to floor]'' guess now Krabs!}}
{{L|Agent Twirp|According to article 57 of the Greasy Spoon Code, all fast food contests must be open to all customers, no matter how diminutive or annoying.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm won't do it and ''[crosses arms]'' you can't make me. ''[raspberries]''}}
{{L|''[The scene zooms into Agent Twirp's pocket and Plankton pops his head out.]''}}
{{L|Agent Twerp|If you refuse, I'll ''[pulls out tape that says "CLOSED"]'' shut down the Krusty Krab!}}
{{L|Plankton|And I'm both of those things! You have to let me guess now, ''[He jumps to the floor.]'' Krabs!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh... fine.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm won't do it! ''[crosses arms]'' And you can't make me.}}
{{L|Plankton|This round goes to Plankton! ''[sprints to top of barrel to the jar while laughing]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs blows raspberry]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Golly, Mr. Krabs. What if Plankton guesses right and wins a ''[gasps and says next words in gasping voice]'' Krabby Patty?}}
{{L|Agent Twirp|If you refuse, I'll ''[pulls out tape that says "CLOSED"]'' shut down the Krusty Krab.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pulls SpongeBob close]'' Don't worry. That nimwit Plankton doesn't stand a chance.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, fine!}}
{{L|Plankton|Hmm. ''[puts on eye equipment with numerous lenses. The device analyzes the bun seeds inside of the jar. He uses a calculator to calculate the analyzation]'' There are exactly five hundred thousand...''[Mr. Krabs gulps]'' Three hundred...}}
{{L|Plankton|This round goes to Plankton!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' He's getting close.}}
{{L|''[Plankton cackles and runs to the jar.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|And one.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Golly, Mr. Krabs, what if Plankton guesses right and wins a ''[gasps and says next words in gasping voice]'' Krabby Patty?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[laughs]'' Wrong! It's five hundred thousand three hundred and NONE! You are one over the mark! You lose! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs pulls SpongeBob close to him.]''}}
{{L|Agent Twerp|Hold on! It's not official unless you count them!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No worries. That nitwit Plankton hasn't got a chance.}}
{{L|Plankton|''[laughs]'' Ha!}}
{{L|Plankton|Hmm. ''[puts on eye equipment with numerous lenses. The device analyzes the bun seeds inside of the jar. He uses a calculator to calculate the analysis. He takes off the device and rips of the tape that the calculator was making.]'' There are exactly five hundred thousand... ''[Mr. Krabs gulps.]'' Three hundred...}}
{{L|''[A card is shown with:A LOT OF BORING MATH LATER]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, he's getting close.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Five hundred thousand two hundred ninety eight, five hundred thousand two hundred ninety nine, ''[picks up last bun seed]'' Five hundred thousand three hundred. ''[checks jar]'' I win! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Plankton|...And one!}}
{{L|Plankton|Ah! ''[raspberries]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs laughs.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold on. There's something on the lid. You missed a bun seed, Mr. Krabs. Plankton was...right. ''[tears in half]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wrong! It's five hundred thousand three hundred and none! You are one over the mark. You lose.}}
{{L|Plankton|''[shouts]'' Yes!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs laughs.]''}}
{{L|Agent Twerp|I now command you to give Mr. Plankton his prize.}}
{{L|Agent Twirp|Hold on! It's not official unless you count them.}}
{{L|''[Plankton laughs.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Yeah!}}
{{L|''[A time card is shown with "A lot of boring math later..."]''}}
{{L|French Narrator|A lot of boring math later...}}
{{L|''[The scene returns to the Krusty Krab.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|500298, 500299, 500300. ''[Plankton jumps off the jar and Mr. Krabs looks into it.]'' I win!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs laughs.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Eh!}}
{{L|''[Plankton blows raspberry]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold on. There's something on the lid. ''[he points out a single seed stuck to the inside of the jar lid]'' You missed a bun seed, Mr. Krabs! Plankton was-- right.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob tears in half.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Yes!}}
{{L|Agent Twirp|I now command you to give Mr. Plankton his prize.}}
{{L|Plankton|You heard him, Krabs. Give me a Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|Plankton|You heard him, Krabs. Give me a Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I can't.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I can't.}}
{{L|Plankton|What?}}
{{L|Plankton|What?!}}
{{L|''[Agent Twerp pulls out the "CLOSED" tape again]''}}
{{L|''[Agent Twirp pulls out the "CLOSED" tape again.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob needs to clean the grill first.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob needs to clean the grill first.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I cleaned it this morning.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I cleaned it this morning.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Doesn't your spatula need aligning or something?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Doesn't your spatula need aligning or something?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Nope, she's perfectly aligned.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Nope, she's perfectly aligned.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[whispers and crosses arms]'' Drats your efficiency! Oh yeah. I can't serve you your Patty until after the show.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs crosses his arms.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Drat your efficiency! Uh, oh, yeah! ''[He snaps his fingers.]'' I can't serve you your Patty until after the show!}}
{{L|Plankton|What show?}}
{{L|Plankton|What show?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[writes "AND A SHOW" on the poster while speaking]'' The show that comes with a free Krabby Patty. See.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs runs to the sign, takes out a pen, and puts the cap in his mouth. He starts writing something on the board behind him.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Oh come on. Are you kidding me?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The show that comes with a free Krabby Patty. ''[He shows the sign and it has, "and a show." on it. He spits the cap out of his mouth.]'' See?}}
{{L|Agent Twerp|It clearly says "and a show". I'll allow it.}}
{{L|Plankton|Oh, come on! Are you kidding me?}}
{{L|Plankton|Drats!}}
{{L|Agent Twirp|It clearly says, "and a show." I'll allow it.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs then begins cutting wood and sewing a curtain]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Drat!}}
{{L|Plankton|Is this part of ''[does finger quotes]'' the show?}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is shown cutting wood. Plankton is shown. Mr. Krabs is shown sewing a purple piece of cloth. He has pins in his mouth.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Is this part of ''[does finger quotes]'' "the show?"}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is shown in front of a puppet show stage with a paint brush.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, this is isn't part of the show.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, this is isn't part of the show.}}
{{L|Agent Twerp|Such lovely filigree, wouldn't you agree?}}
{{L|''[He paints part of it.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[rolls eye]'' Uh!}}
{{L|Agent Twirp|Mm, such lovely filigree, wouldn't you agree?}}
{{L|''[the curtains open. SpongeBob rolls up]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Ugh.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Once upon a time, there was a happy Patty Laddy. Lalalala. He was beloved by all the good hearted people in the world. Alast, there is also a villian in this story by the name of Plank Lankton.}}
{{L|''[The curtains open. A character that is made of a Krabby Patty as it head, a fry container as its body, fries as its limbs, and fake eyes appears. SpongeBob slides up.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob boos loudly]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Puppets!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So one day, when the Lad was minding his own business, Plankton struck and took a huge bite out of the Laddy's face. ''[pretends to scream. sprays ketchup around]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Once upon a time, there was a happy Patty Laddie.}}
{{L|Patty Laddie|La la la la la la la la!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|He was beloved by all the good-hearted people in the world. Alas, there is also a villain in this story, by the name of ''[A green paper bag is shown with two straw antennas, two fry arms, two fangs, a red eye, and a unibrow.]'' Pla-- Flankton!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Boo! Hiss!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs takes Flankton away and brings the Patty Laddie back up.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, one day, when the lad was minding his own business, Flankton struck and took a huge bite out of the Laddie's face!}}
{{L|''[Patty Laddie screams and Mr. Krabs takes ketchup out and sprays it around.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahh, My face! Ahhhhhhhh, My face!}}
{{L|Plankton|Okay, we get it already!}}
{{L|Plankton|Okay, we get it already!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Unfortunately for Flankton, the Patty didn't sit well with him. He was so evil, the Patty caused him to bloat so fierce, ''[inflates Flankton bag]'', until eventually, he popped. ''[pops bag]'' The end.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Unfortunately for Flankton, ''[The Patty Laddie is shown as an angel.]'' the Patty didn't sit well with him. And he was so evil, it caused him to bloat something fierce... ''[Mr. Krabs inflates Flankton.]'' ...until eventurally he popped! ''[He pops the bag.]'' The end.}}
{{L|Plankton|''[sarcastically speaks and claps hands]'' Oh, bravo. Braaavo. Why does the puppet get to eat a Krabby Patty and I don't and why aren't you in the kitchen cooking my patty?!}}
{{L|Plankton|''[sarcastically, while clapping his hands]'' Oh, bravo. Bravo. Why does the puppet get to eat a Krabby Patty and I don't? And why aren't you in the kitchen cooking my patty?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Alright, SpongeBob. We can't stall him any longer. Make it a good one, laddy. This may be the last patty you'll ever cook.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Alright, SpongeBob, we can't stall him any longer. Make a good one, laddie. This may be the last Patty you'll ever cook.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir. ''[sobs uncontrollably]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'll do my best, sir.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[whispers to Squidward]'' Pssss. I got a plan. You keep that blasted bureacrat busy.}}
{{L|''[He starts sobbing. He enters the kitchen and Squidward walks to Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob then looks out the window and cries. This makes Squidward and Mr. Krabs jump in surprise.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Uh, excuse me, Mr. Agent sir. While we're waiting, I'd like to direct you to the...oh...many code violations you'll find if you turn this way. It's a death trap.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[whispering to Squidward]'' Psst. I got a plan. You keep that blasted bureaucrat busy.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sneaks into kitchen and grabs all of the buns and heads into the bathroom. Opens a stall and stuffs all of the buns down the toilet, making sounds that are disturbing to a male fish that exits the stall next to him]'' That takes care of that. ''[exits bathroom and looks at imaginary watch]'' Three, two, one.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs pushes Squidward towards Agent Twirp.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs!!!}}
{{L|Squidward|Uh, excuse me, Mr. Agent, sir. While we're waiting, perhaps I could direct your attention to-- oh, to the many code violations you'll find ''[He pushes Agent Twirp up and starts heading him away from his chair.]'' if you turn this way. It's a death trap.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[whispers to self]'' SpongeBob.}}|
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs enters the kitchen and takes all of the buns and goes into the restroom. He enters a stall. A customer leaves a stall and walks to the sink. Mr. Krabs is shown inserting the buns into the toilet. The customer is shown washing his hands. Mr. Krabs grunts. The customer stops washing his hands and looks at the stall. Mr. Krabs gets on the toilet to try to push the buns down.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's awful. We're all out of buns!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|There we go. ''[He flushes the toilet.]'' Ooh, that takes care of that. ''[Mr. Krabs leaves the bathroom.]'' And in three, two, one.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No buns? Drats, the luck.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|Male Fish|Got a delivery for the Krusty Krab. Where do you want us to put these buns?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Good thing I ordered us extra buns...for the contest.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, it's awful! We're all out of buns!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs crosses his arms. SpongeBob sadly plays trumpet as Squidward and Mr. Krabs bring Plankton the Krabby Patty]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No buns? Drat the luck! ''[Mr. Krabs sees a delivery truck pull up.]''}}
{{L|Truck Driver|Got a delivery for the Krusty Krab. Where do you want us to put these buns?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Huh, good thing I ordered us extra b-- for the contest crowd.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob then realizes his error as Mr. Krabs crosses his arms and looks at him for now understanding. The scene changes to show SpongeBob in from of the Cash register boat with the Kitchen door open. He takes off his hat and sadly plays trumpet as Squidward and Mr. Krabs bring Plankton the Krabby Patty.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Finally! At long last, the Krabby Patty is mine! Go ahead and wrap that up, son. I'll take it to go.}}
{{L|Plankton|Finally! At long last, the Krabby Patty is mine! Go ahead and wrap that up, son. I'll take it to go.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|One Krabby Patty to go. ''[puts Krabby Patty in doggy-bag]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|One Krabby Patty to go. ''[SpongeBob puts the Krabby Patty in a "to go" bag.]'' ''[Off-Screen]'' Here you are.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Whoa, no you don't. You have to eat it on the premises. Thems the rules.''[pulls out billboard with the words "MUST BE EATEN IN KRUSTY KRAB" written on it]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no, you don't! ''[He takes the bag]'' You have to eat it on the premises. ''[He puts the patty on the plate.]'' Them's the rules.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs runs off-screen and runs back with the contest sign. It has, "Must be eaten at the Krusty Krab" on it.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Yeah, that's what it says.}}
{{L|Plankton|Yeah, that's what it says.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So?}}
{{L|Plankton|Okay, okay. I will! ''[eats Krabby Patty whole]'' I bid you good day, sir.}}
{{L|Plankton|Okay, okay. I will! ''[He eats Krabby Patty whole.]'' I bid you good day, sir.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You gotta swallow it here, on the premises.}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs picks up Plankton.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You gotta swallow it here on the premises.}}
{{L|Plankton|Oh, come on.}}
{{L|Plankton|Oh, come on.}}
{{L|Agent Twirp|I'll allow it.}}
{{L|Agent Twirp|I'll allow it.}}
{{L|Plankton|Fine! ''[swallows it whole and breaths heavily]'' Can I go now?}}
{{L|Plankton|Fine! ''[He swallows it whole and pants.]'' Can I go now?}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs kicks Plankton into Chum Bucket. Cuts to the inside of the Chum Bucket]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs picks up Plankton and throws him back to the Chum Bucket. He slides into the lab and gets on to a table.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Karen, quick! You gotta cut this Krabby Patty out of me, stat!}}
{{L|Plankton|Karen, quick! You gotta cut this Krabby Patty out of me, stat!}}
{{L|Karen|But what about anesthetic?}}
{{L|Karen|But what about anesthetic?}}
{{L|Plankton|There's no time. I can feel it digesting.}}
{{L|Plankton|There's no time! I can feel it digesting!}}
{{L|Karen|Whatever you say. ''[holds up chainsaw]'' Hold still. This may pinch a little.}}
{{L|''[Karen lifts her arm revealing that there is a saw attachment.]''}}
{{L|''[Plankton screams]''}}
{{L|Karen|Whatever you say, dear. Hold still. ''[The exterior of the Chum Bucket is shown]'' This may pinch a little.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|''[Plankton screams in pain. The scene changes to shown SpongeBob looking out a Krusty Krab window at the Chum Bucket with a sign and a line of customers.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What is it, lad?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What is it, lad?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Look}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Take a look.}}
{{L|Plankton|Keep it moving. Nice and orderly. Hey, Euguene! Want a free Krabby Patty? Just guess how many customers I can fit into the Chum Bucket!}}
{{L|''[The scene shows Plankton with a bandage on his stomach and holding a megaphone as a line enters the Krusty Krab.]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs gasps]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Keep it moving, nice and orderly. Hey, Eugene! You want a free Krabby Patty? Just guess how many customers I can fit into the Chum Bucket!}}
{{L|Woman|I feel terrible. The Krabby Patty takes like stomach acid!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs gasps.]''}}
{{L|Henry-Bart|It takes like aspirin and carrots. ''[rubs tongue]'' Get it off! Get it off!}}
{{L|Incidental 48|I feel terrible! The Krabby Patty takes like stomach acid!}}
{{L|''[all customers scream and run away]''}}
{{L|''[She gags and runs off. Henry Bart leaves.]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Oh come on, Karen, what happened?}}
{{L|Incidental 9|Yeah, and it tastes like aspirin and carrots! ''[rubs tongue]'' Ugh! Get it off! Get it off!}}
{{L|Karen|I just did what you asked. I analyzed the contents of your stomach and used them to synthesize a Krabby Patty.}}
{{L|''[All of the customers scream and run away.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chuckles]'' It warms my heart to see that little twerp fail. Okay, boyo, fun time's over. Go fish them buns out of the toilet. Oh, yeah ''[holds up bun seed jar]'' and put these seeds back on them!, (Deleted scene) OK?}}
{{L|Plankton|Wait, come back! Oh, come on, Karen, what happened?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's my Krabs! ''[chuckles]''}}
{{L|Karen|I just did what you asked. ''[She lifts up a bag of Plankton's stomach contents.]'' I analyzed the contents of your stomach and used them to synthesize a ''[She lifts up a Krabby Patty that is messed up.]'' Krabby Patty.}}
THE END
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs laughs.]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|It warms me heart to see that little twerp fail. Okay, boyo, fun time's over. ''[He hands SpongeBob a plunger.]'' Now go fish them buns out of the toilet. Oh, yeah, ''[He holds up bun seed jar.]'' and put these seeds back on 'em.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's my Krabs!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs and the episode ends.]''}}

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