10 & 1 Toilets/transcript: Difference between revisions
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{{L|''[The episode begins with Bunny using a duster to clean the text off of the title card.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode begins with Bunny using a duster to clean the text off of the title card.]''}} | ||
{{L|Bunny|''[humming, painting shimmers]'' Ooh, that reminds me. It's time to clean Tinkle. ''[presses button on duster to change it to a toilet scrubber | {{L|Bunny|''[humming, painting shimmers]'' Ooh, that reminds me. It's time to clean Tinkle. ''[presses button on duster to change it to a toilet scrubber]'' ''[hums and skips over to bathroom door]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Bunny gets partly squished by the door, and goes back to her normal shape.]''}} | {{L|''[Bunny gets partly squished by the door, and goes back to her normal shape.]''}} | ||
{{L|Tinkle|''[off-screen, growling]''}} | {{L|Tinkle|''[off-screen, growling]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[off-screen]'' Why are you looking at me like that, boy? ''[gets attacked by Tinkle]'' Down, boy! Down! ''[exits restroom, where Tinkle tries to bite him]'' Bad toilet! ''[shuts door, pants]'' Well, guess I'll just have to save it for the next gas station visit.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[off-screen]'' Why are you looking at me like that, boy? ''[gets attacked by Tinkle]'' Down, boy! Down! ''[exits restroom, where Tinkle tries to bite him]'' Bad toilet! ''[shuts door, pants]'' Well, guess I'll just have to save it for the next gas station we visit.}} | ||
{{L|Bunny|Hmm. Tinkle has been acting a little weird lately. He's been eating more toilet paper than usual. Oh, poor baby. ''[points at door]'' He just needs his mommy. Tinkle! ''[opens door to reveal hole in bathroom wall, gasps]'' He's gone! ''[cut to her going outside with Patrick]'' Tinkle!}} | {{L|Bunny|Hmm. Tinkle has been acting a little weird lately. He's been eating more toilet paper than usual. Oh, poor baby. ''[points at door]'' He just needs his mommy. Tinkle! ''[opens door to reveal hole in bathroom wall, gasps]'' He's gone! ''[cut to her going outside with Patrick]'' Tinkle!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Tinkle!}} | {{L|Patrick|Tinkle!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|So, why do mummies get such a bad wrap? ''[rimshot plays as toilet puppies come onstage to tear the mummy apart]'' No! Stop! ''[mummy is left only as bugs and disintegrates]'' Whoa! ''[toilet puppies tear down the curtains and wreck the equipment]'' Cut! Cut! ''[toilet puppy approaches camera, cut to static]''}} | {{L|Patrick|So, why do mummies get such a bad wrap? ''[rimshot plays as toilet puppies come onstage to tear the mummy apart]'' No! Stop! ''[mummy is left only as bugs and disintegrates]'' Whoa! ''[toilet puppies tear down the curtains and wreck the equipment]'' Cut! Cut! ''[toilet puppy approaches camera, cut to static]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to something being lowered from chains in Dr. Plankenstein's house. Thunder is seen booming.]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to something being lowered from chains in Dr. Plankenstein's house. Thunder is seen booming.]''}} | ||
{{L|Dr. Plankenstein|My new creation will solve all our plumbing problems. | {{L|Dr. Plankenstein|My new creation will solve all our plumbing problems. Patgor, pull the lever! ''[both approach lever on a machine]''}} | ||
{{L|Patgor|''[pulls lever, machine above bed doesn't activate, continues pulling lever]'' Uh, I think we're gonna need an electricity plumber.}} | {{L|Patgor|''[pulls lever, machine above bed doesn't activate, continues pulling lever]'' Uh, I think we're gonna need an electricity plumber.}} | ||
{{L|Dr. Plankenstein|''[holds screwdriver, groans, then jumps down]'' Do I have to do everything myself?}} | {{L|Dr. Plankenstein|''[holds screwdriver, groans, then jumps down]'' Do I have to do everything myself?}} | ||
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{{L|Toilet puppy|''[whimpers off]''}} | {{L|Toilet puppy|''[whimpers off]''}} | ||
{{L|GrandPat|Ha! ''[holds up "PLUMBING 101" book]'' Time for potty training. ''[book flips to chapter 1]'' "Chapter 1: Effective Tools."}} | {{L|GrandPat|Ha! ''[holds up "PLUMBING 101" book]'' Time for potty training. ''[book flips to chapter 1]'' "Chapter 1: Effective Tools."}} | ||
{{L|''[The book closes as the scene changes to GrandPat in front of the toilet puppies barking at a tree with | {{L|''[The book closes as the scene changes to GrandPat in front of the toilet puppies barking at a tree with Ouchie on it.]''}} | ||
{{L|GrandPat|''[whistles at puppies, holds up fishing rod]'' Don't make me snake ya! ''[twists rod as puppies run away, then reels them in]''}} | {{L|GrandPat|''[whistles at puppies, holds up fishing rod]'' Don't make me snake ya! ''[twists rod as puppies run away, then reels them in]''}} | ||
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{{L|GrandPat|''[book flips to chapter 7]'' "Chapter 7: Principles of Plunging."}} | {{L|GrandPat|''[book flips to chapter 7]'' "Chapter 7: Principles of Plunging."}} | ||
{{L|''[The book closes as the scene changes to a hungry Patrick rubbing his hands together and licking his lips as he looks at a donut on a plate. He picks it up, and a toilet puppy snatches it just as he tries to eat it.]''}} | {{L|''[The book closes as the scene changes to a hungry Patrick rubbing his hands together and licking his lips as he looks at a donut on a plate. He picks it up, and a toilet puppy snatches it just as he tries to eat it.]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Flashback to a fashion show building.]''}} | {{L|''[Flashback to a fashion show building.]''}} | ||
{{L|GrandPat|''[voiceover, a woman struts by wearing toilet clothing]'' I was the designer for haute "cou-toilet" fashion back in the day.}} | {{L|GrandPat|''[voiceover, a woman struts by wearing toilet clothing]'' I was the designer for haute "cou-toilet" fashion back in the day.}} | ||
{{L|Upturn|''[in audience with GrandPat]'' Your designs are so | {{L|Upturn|''[in audience with GrandPat]'' Your designs are so loo, so lavatorial. There's such a comfort station.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cameras flash as several people are seen wearing toilet fashion.]''}} | {{L|''[Cameras flash as several people are seen wearing toilet fashion.]''}} | ||
{{L|GrandPat|''[voiceover]'' Made from only the finest plumbing fixtures, my designs were on the runways of every ''[magazines scroll by, including one with GrandPat on the cover]'' | {{L|GrandPat|''[voiceover]'' Made from only the finest plumbing fixtures, my designs were on the runways of every ''[magazines scroll by, including one with GrandPat on the cover]'' flusheratti event until ''[GrandPat's magazine is then shown in a dumpster alley, where he grabs a magazine himself]'' I fell out of fashion. ''[flashback ends]'' Then when I saw Tinkles' puppies, ''[approaches puppies, who whimper]'' I knew they were the perfect raw materials for my ''[puts on sunglasses]'' commode couture comeback!}} | ||
{{L|Squidina|You're turning Tinkle's puppies into clothing?}} | {{L|Squidina|You're turning Tinkle's puppies into clothing?}} | ||
{{L|GrandPat|No! I'm turning them into high latrine fashion! ''[waves wrench in front of the puppies]'' Some disassembly required. ''[cackles]''}} | {{L|GrandPat|No! I'm turning them into high latrine fashion! ''[waves wrench in front of the puppies]'' Some disassembly required. ''[cackles]''}} | ||
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