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 {{L|''[We see a live traffic jam on a busy expressway. Patchy is in one of the cars in it. He is also wearing sunglasses.]''}}
-{{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is a real bringdown. ''[grumbles in frustration]'' A little music should soothe me jangled nerves. At least my in-dash hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape in the radio, which breaks and the music stops. Patchy shows the broken cassette tape.]'' Oh! Me ultra-rare "Frampton Comes Alive" 8-track destroyed! ''[Tosses it into the car]'' And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! ''[Patchy growls and cries while he moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's piccolo from the theme song]'' Who's calling? ''[answers the phone]'' Yes, Patchy here. Start squawkin'.}}
+{{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is a real bringdown. ''[grumbles in frustration]'' A little music should soothe me jangled nerves. At least my in-dash hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape in the radio, which breaks and the music stops. Patchy shows the broken cassette tape.]'' Oh! Me ultra-rare "Frampton Comes Alive" 8-track destroyed! ''[Tosses it into the car]'' And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! ''[Patchy growls and cries while he moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's flute from the theme song]'' Who's calling? ''[answers the phone]'' Yes, Patchy here. Start squawkin'.}}
 {{L|Potty|''[squawks]'' Hey, Patchy, the new SpongeBob cartoon's about to start. Where are you, brawk?}}
 {{L|Patchy|Stuck on the 101. Be a dear and record it for me, would you?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|We were just...}}
 {{L|Squidward|You're going to steal it?!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No. Squidward, we'd never...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No. Squidward, we'd never--}}
-{{L|Squidward|This is a new low, even for you two. Lucky for you, I was here today. Stealing artifacts could land you in the stony loneso... ''[Sees the amulet's half was still there and is dumbfounded]''...oome?! You boobs found the missing half of the Atlantean amulet?}}
+{{L|Squidward|This is a new low, even for you two! Lucky for you, I was here today. Stealing artifacts could land you in the stony loneso... ''[Sees the amulet's half was still there and is dumbfounded]''...ome?! You boobs found the missing half of the Atlantean amulet?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|What's an Atlantean omelet?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Amulet, not omelet! It's the key to untold riches!}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hurry up, Squidward, that money ain't gettin' any younger! ''[Squidward connects the two halves and a bright light activates. Squidward is happy. Sandy is in disbelief. SpongeBob and Patrick exclaim excitedly.]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[laughing]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hoo hoo, yeah, hoo hoo hoo!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hoo-hoo, yeah, hoo-hoo-hoo!}}
 {{L|''[A bus drops from the ceiling]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|The magical path to Atlantis is a van?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Nice hot rod flames!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[Coin spins and attaches itself to the bus]'' What's it doing? ''[The door to the van opens. We fade to black, then to the bus opening again. Sandy looks inside]''}}
-{{L|Sandy|Well, holly-wally ding-dang-doo! Would ya look at that? Take a gander, y'all!}}
+{{L|Sandy|Well, holly-wally ding-dang-doo! Would ya look at that?! Take a gander, y'all!}}
 {{L|Squidward|Fabulous decor!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Quite a vessel, but who's manning it?}}
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 {{L|Robot|The engine of this vessel is fueled by song. The more you sing of your desires, the closer to Atlantis you will get. Let us commence singing.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Does that make any sense?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No, but I'm game for singing any day! ♪Sing? Sing a song? A song of wanting to move along!♪ ''[the van rises up and floats in mid-air. SpongeBob sings off-key]'' ♪To a land where all our dre-e.♪ ''[the van crashes back down]'' Whoops, sorry. ♪To a land where all our dreeeeeams, can finally come true.♪ ''[the van rises up high. It makes a hole in the roof]'' ♪A bubble I long for, that so eludes me, but soon enough I will see...♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No, but I'm game for singing any day! ♪Sing? Sing a song? A song of wanting to move along!♪ ''[the van rises up and floats in mid-air. SpongeBob sings off-key]'' ♪To a land where all our dre-e--♪ ''[the van crashes back down]'' Whoops, sorry. ♪To a land where all our dreams... can finally come true.♪ ''[the van rises up high. It makes a hole in the roof]'' ♪A bubble I long for, that so eludes me, but soon enough I will see...♪}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|♪Well, that's just splendid, boy! A land where it rains money! More than you can spend. With fives and tens and fifties and I'll want to be your friend.♪}}
 {{L|Plankton|♪Ha, ha, ha. Such a valiant desire, he, he, he. The lost weapons of Atlantis - the most advanced of all time. As soon as this dopey song is done, I plan to make them mine...!♪}}
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 {{L|Squidward|♪As a connoisseur of fine art, I'm proud to say! I've always seen things in my own special way! 'Art'-lantis, with their glorious aesthetics, I'll copy their style in a while, my art will be prophetic!♪}}
 {{L|Patrick|♪I'm Patrick, I'm Patrick, Patrick-Patrick-Patrick! And I like, um, uh,..♪ ''[record scratches]'' I don't know what I like.}}
-{{L|Robot|Warning, you have run out of song fuel.}}
+{{L|Robot|Warning: You have run out of song fuel.}}
 {{L|All|''[Everyone huddles together and screams until Squidward looks out the window]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hey, look, it's Atlantis!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Pretty!}}
 {{L|All|''[They continue to scream and the bus smashes through a city wall of Atlantis. We see that it has futuristic blue and purple buildings with spires and bubbles. The bus suddenly skids to a stop, unearthing some trees in the process. The five emerge from the bus.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|You dimwits haven't even been here two minutes and you've already messed up someone's topiary garden.}}
+{{L|Squidward|You dimwits haven't even been here two minutes and you've already messed up someone's topiary garden!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Go on, SpongeBob. Ring the bell.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ring for the king, huh? ''[rings the bell. A red carpet comes down the stairs and Lord Royal Highness comes out]''}}
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 {{L|LRH|Actually it can only turn things into ice cream. We haven't worked out that bug yet but I can show you the most amazing/fantastic device created by Atlantean hands. Behold, this grand machine allows the user to be broken down to nano-stature, enabling them to battle germs hand to hand.}}
 {{L|Sandy|How's it work?}}
-{{L|LRH|Please have a seat and I'll explain. Now, here's how it works…}}
+{{L|LRH|Please have a seat and I'll explain. Now, here's how it works...}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, cool.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob disappears]''}}
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 {{L|''[Throws Squidward into the painting]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Whoa!}}
-{{L|Squidward|This place is amazing! ''[steps into other paintings]'' ♪Isn't this great, isn't this neat, I'm a living work of art from my head to my feet! From the very first drawings on walls in caves, art has been what the heart and soul craves! So pick up a brush, a pencil or pen. If you don't like this one, paint it again! From now on please call me Sir Real. I can wait for your impression to congeal. Take it from an undersea renaissance man. I'd even look great on the side of your van! Any way you carve it, I am art and art is me. Ask your mama or your dada to tell you about the uh, schism. Between minimalism and cubism. My personality may be of the cynical type. But I've finally found something that lives up to the hype. I can say honestly and with great certainty, that Atlantis is where I want to spend eternity!♪ ''[holds note. Scene cuts when Squidward's out of the painting]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|This place is amazing! ''[steps into other paintings]'' ♪Isn't this great, isn't this neat, I'm a living work of art from my head to my feet! From the very first drawings on walls in caves, art has been what the heart and soul craves! So pick up a brush, a pencil or pen. If you don't like this one, paint it again! From now on please call me Sir Real. I can wait for your impression to congeal. Take it from an undersea renaissance man. I'd even look great on the side of your van! Any way you carve it, I am art and art is me. Ask your mama or your dada to tell you about the uh, schism between minimalism and cubism. My personality may be of the cynical type, but I've finally found something that lives up to the hype. I can say honestly and with great certainty, that Atlantis is where I want to spend eternity!♪ ''[holds note. Scene cuts when Squidward's out of the painting]''}}
 {{L|Atlantean|Hey, can you not sing? I'm trying to model here.}}
 {{L|Atlantean Painter|Now hold on Nando. Why don't you take five. I'm really diggin' this squid's form.}}
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 {{L|LRH|Don't let them get away!}}
 {{L|''[The guards follow the gang outside the building, but they all see Plankton's giant tank, Plankton aims at them while laughing diabolically. Patchy reappears]''}}
-{{L|Patchy|''[realizes that there is no water left]'' This is the end of Patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. And here come the vultures the pick me bones! ''[Potty flies up]'' Shiver me timbers! It's Potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like... Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations.}}
+{{L|Patchy|''[realizes that there is no water left]'' This is the end of Patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. And here come the vultures to pick me bones! ''[Potty flies up]'' Shiver me timbers! It's Potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like... Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Patchy, it's me. SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patchy is excited and laughs weakly]'' Don't lose hope. Everything will be all right when you get to Encino.}}
 {{L|Patchy|But, Encino is gone.}}
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 {{L|Potty|Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ''[Stomps on Patchy]''}}
 {{L|Patchy|Owww! Well, kids, I'm a little busy right now, but, be sure to come back real soon for more of your old pal Patchy! Ow! And more SpongeBob SquarePants! Potty, will you get off of me?! ''[SpongeBob laughs]''}}
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