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{{L|French Narrator|Welcome to Bikini Bottom, where can be found some of the finest specimens of undersea life. ''[chuckles]'' Well, you know.}} | {{L|French Narrator|Welcome to Bikini Bottom, where can be found some of the finest specimens of undersea life. ''[chuckles]'' Well, you know.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick is sleeping and Incidental 154 walks by and puts a box in his open mouth as he is yawning and waking up. He grabs it and quickly opens it, and it turns out to be a shiny, gold trophy.]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick is sleeping and Incidental 154 walks by and puts a box in his open mouth as he is yawning and waking up. He grabs it and quickly opens it, and it turns out to be a shiny, gold trophy.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|An award? I never got an award before! Eeeee! Look, rock, I got an award | {{L|Patrick|An award? I never got an award before! Eeeee! Look, rock, I got an award! ''[the antenna on top of his rock breaks]'' Jellyfish, I got an award! ''[the jellyfish zap him. Cut to Bikini Atoll, where Patrick jumps up above the surface]'' Island, I got an awar-- ''[chokes for air and floats back down]'' I gotta show SpongeBob!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[building a house of cards looking like Gary]'' Hold still, Gary.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[building a house of cards looking like Gary]'' Hold still, Gary.}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Exactly!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Exactly!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I can find it! Is it in here?}} | {{L|Patrick|I can find it! Is it in here?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, don't! That's my... ''[Patrick opens the door, and a | {{L|SpongeBob|No, don't! That's my... ''[Patrick opens the door, and a big load of trophies pile out of a closet]'' ...award closet.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I want an award! ''[starts to cry]''}} | {{L|Patrick|I want an award! ''[starts to cry]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[has two 1st place ribbons in his eyes]'' Aw, Patrick, don't cry. ''[Patrick starts sobbing loudly and wildly going away from the awards]'' You'll get an award one day.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[has two 1st place ribbons in his eyes]'' Aw, Patrick, don't cry. ''[Patrick starts sobbing loudly and wildly going away from the awards]'' You'll get an award one day.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Do I get my award yet?}} | {{L|Patrick|Do I get my award yet?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You have to work for it, remember?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You have to work for it, remember?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Tartar sauce | {{L|Patrick|Tartar sauce!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob flipping patties.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob flipping patties.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[places the order in the window]'' Pick-up order! ''[Patrick comes and | {{L|SpongeBob|''[places the order in the window]'' Pick-up order! ''[Patrick comes and gobbles up the order]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Do I get my award now?}} | {{L|Patrick|Do I get my award now?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, you have to take the tray to the customer.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, you have to take the tray to the customer.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[his tray gets to the table but with no food. He burps]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Okay. ''[his tray gets to the table but with no food. He burps]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Almost. Try again and this time make sure the food gets to the table. ''[Patrick arrives with the food on the tray but then | {{L|SpongeBob|Almost. Try again and this time make sure the food gets to the table. ''[Patrick arrives with the food on the tray but then gobbles it up as he sits down]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Like that?}} | {{L|Patrick|Like that?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Nope.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Nope.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and starts whistling. The phone rings again and he answers it]''}} | {{L|Patrick|No, this is Patrick. ''[hangs up and starts whistling. The phone rings again and he answers it]''}} | ||
{{L|Woman on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}} | {{L|Woman on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' No | {{L|Patrick|''[annoyed]'' No, this is ''Patrick''. ''[hangs up and continues to whistle. The phone rings yet again and he answers it]''}} | ||
{{L|Another Man on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}} | {{L|Another Man on Phone|Is this the Krusty Krab?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[yelling angrily]'' | {{L|Patrick|''[yelling angrily]'' No! This is ''Patrick''! ''[puts the phone down and folds his arms]'' I'm not a Krusty Krab.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Huh? Oh... ''[cuts to a shot of the Krusty Krab]'' | {{L|Patrick|Huh? Oh... ''[cuts to a shot of the Krusty Krab]'' Fish paste!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition back to inside the Krusty Krab.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition back to inside the Krusty Krab.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It looks a little dusty around Table 3. How about you sweep it out? ''[hands Patrick a broom]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It looks a little dusty around Table 3. How about you sweep it out? ''[hands Patrick a broom]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What's the point? I can't do anything right.}} | {{L|Patrick|What's the point? I can't do anything right.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You'll do fine. ''[Patrick sweeps with the handle end of the broom instead of the head]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You'll do fine. ''[Patrick sweeps with the handle end of the broom instead of the head]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Nat Peterson|''[approaches Patrick]'' Hey, pal. You just blow in from Stupidtown? ''[continues drinking]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Keep trying, Patrick.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Keep trying, Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 119|I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants.}} | {{L|Incidental 119|I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Yes.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yes.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[Patrick picks up a spatula]'' No... ''[Patrick takes his pants off]'' No... ''[Patrick picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try... this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[Patrick puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[Patrick puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[Patrick slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' The lid. ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid," Patrick pants due to exhaustion; few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze! ''[Patrick's hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[his hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You need a jar. ''[Patrick picks up a spatula]'' No... ''[Patrick takes his pants off]'' No... ''[Patrick picks up SpongeBob]'' No. Try... this! ''[gives Patrick a jar]'' Now take the lid off the jar. ''[Patrick puts the lid in his mouth]'' Just relax. Lift your hand. ''[Patrick lifts his hand]'' Great! We're almost there. Now put it on the lid. ''[Patrick puts his hand on counter]'' No, the lid. ''[Patrick slides his hand to the corner of the counter]'' The lid. ''[Patrick tries for the lid over and over as SpongeBob keeps telling him "the lid," Patrick pants due to exhaustion; few seconds later, Patrick is almost there]'' Freeze! ''[Patrick's hand is on the side of the jar]'' Almost there. Now head for the lid. ''[his hand goes lower]'' Cold. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. ''[his hand goes higher]'' Warmer. You're hot. You're on fire!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|[exaggerating] Aagh, it burns!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[exaggerating]'' Aagh, it burns!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' ''Exactly'' as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ok, ok. Wait, wait. Do exactly as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' ''Exactly'' as I do. ''[takes it off again]'' Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''Exactly'' as you do. ''[takes lid off jar, then starts to cry]'' Oh, no, I broke it!}} | {{L|Patrick|''Exactly'' as you do. ''[takes lid off jar, then starts to cry]'' Oh, no, I broke it!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Yeah.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Yeah.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|But I didn't. I opened the jar with my hand. And it was all because you showed me how to do it. I'm never gonna forget this.}} | {{L|Patrick|But I didn't. I opened the jar with my hand. And it was all because you showed me how to do it. I'm never gonna forget this.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you do exactly what I do, and you'll have an award in no time. | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you do exactly what I do, and you'll have an award in no time. ''[bubble transition. Night becomes day in SpongeBob's house. A clam crows like a rooster]'' I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. ''[notices Patrick dressed up like him]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Good morning, SpongeBob!}} | {{L|Patrick|Good morning, SpongeBob!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow. It's amazing how a simple change of clothes can make a guy look...just...like...me.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow. It's amazing how a simple change of clothes can make a guy look...just...like...me.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Say, you're good.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Say, you're good.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Thanks.}} | {{L|Patrick|Thanks.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ha! Darn. ''[both look at each other with suspicion, while rubbing their chins. They later watch each other as they dance to ''Mary | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ha! Darn. ''[both look at each other with suspicion, while rubbing their chins. They later watch each other as they dance to ''Mary Had a Little Lamb'']'' Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as... pickle fish lips! ''[both cover their mouths]'' Seaweavel. ''[both cover their mouths again]'' Yorgyshmorgies. ''[both cover their mouths yet again]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind. ''[realizes that he is not safe in his mind]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[in his head]'' At least I'm safe inside my mind.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick then scream in panic and run out of the Krusty Krab.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick then scream in panic and run out of the Krusty Krab.]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|So, what are you gonna do now?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|So, what are you gonna do now?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'm gonna go protect my title! ''[jumps on his rock and falls asleep, the rock closes]''}} | {{L|Patrick|I'm gonna go protect my title! ''[jumps on his rock and falls asleep, the rock closes]''}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|So you thought I was kidding, huh? ''[cut back to a distant view of Bikini Bottom]'' No, in Bikini Bottom, excellence can be found, even under a rock. ''[ | {{L|French Narrator|So you thought I was kidding, huh? ''[cut back to a distant view of Bikini Bottom]'' No, in Bikini Bottom, excellence can be found, even under a rock. ''[the episode ends]''}} | ||
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