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{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa! Squidward, what are you doing?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Whoa! Squidward, what are you doing?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs told me to help you, so I made Krabby Patties.}} | {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs told me to help you, so I made Krabby Patties.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, these will never do. Besides, it takes years of practice | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, these will never do. Besides, it takes years of practice. You'd never be up to it, sorry. ''[He is about to throw the patties away until Mr. Krabs comes in.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, what are you doing with those patties?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, these are no good, Mr. Krabs. Squidward made them.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, these are no good, Mr. Krabs. Squidward made them.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|They look okay to me.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|They look okay to me.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|He is now. Give him an apron and put him to work. You know, he might be as good a fry cook as you. ''[SpongeBob whimpers and his eyes get so small they fall out. Cut to later where both SpongeBob and Squidward are at the grill.]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|He is now. Give him an apron and put him to work. You know, he might be as good a fry cook as you. ''[SpongeBob whimpers and his eyes get so small they fall out. Cut to later where both SpongeBob and Squidward are at the grill.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Wow, SpongeBob! You've been Employee of the Month a gazillion times. I wish I could be employee of the month.}} | {{L|Squidward|Wow, SpongeBob! You've been Employee of the Month a gazillion times. I wish I could be employee of the month.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Actually, Squidward, in point of fact, I've been Employee of the Month a gazillion and six times. Keep dreaming.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Actually, Squidward, in point of fact, I've been Employee of the Month a gazillion and six times. Heh. Keep dreaming.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Mr. Krabs?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Mr. Krabs?}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mr. Squidward?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Mr. Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes, sir.}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes, sir.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I have one thing to say to you, mister. Oh, I just love | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I have one thing to say to you, mister. Oh, I just love those little ketchup dimples you do! ''[SpongeBob's eyes and mouth open wide and he freezes]'' You're me new Employee of the Month. ''[takes his picture. Shocked, SpongeBob breaks into pieces.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[walks into The Krusty Krab with a pink box in his hand]'' Special delivery. For this month's Employee of the Month. I wonder who it could be. As if I didn't know. ''[SpongeBob doesn't say move.]'' No, really. who is it? I don't know.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[walks into The Krusty Krab with a pink box in his hand]'' Special delivery. For this month's Employee of the Month. I wonder who it could be. As if I didn't know. ''[SpongeBob doesn't say move.]'' No, really. who is it? I don't know.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|The guy you're looking for is over there. ''[points to a crowd of customers and Mr. Krabs throwing Squidward up into the air with excitement, then starts crying softly]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|The guy you're looking for is over there. ''[points to a crowd of customers and Mr. Krabs throwing Squidward up into the air with excitement, then starts crying softly]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|It's okay, Squidward. ''[sniffles]'' It's a very okay cake. ''[sniffles]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It's okay, Squidward. ''[sniffles]'' It's a very okay cake. ''[sniffles]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I love being Employee of the Month.}} | {{L|Squidward|I love being Employee of the Month.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, so what if New Squidward is a better cook than you? ''[sniffles yet again]'' Doesn't matter. And so what if Squidward replaced you as Employee of the Month? And so what if New Squidward is pogo-dancing with your best friend? ''[gasps loudly as his eyes get exaggeratedly wide and bloodshot]'' Pogo-dancing with your best friend?! ''[Patrick and Squidward are bouncing on pogo sticks. SpongeBob whimpers then gets angry]'' Stop! ''[the party stops]'' Maybe you can take my job! And maybe you can take my place on the employee of the month wall of fame! But nobody, and I mean nobody, pogo dances with that guy ''[points to Patrick]'' but me! ''[confiscates Squidward's pogo stick]'' Now do yourself a big fat favor and get out, bub! ''[Squidward tearfully leaves and goes over to touch the doorknob on the electric fence, which is still on, and gets electrocuted, causing the power in Patrick's rock to go out for a second. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are on pogo sticks]'' You know, Patrick | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, so what if New Squidward is a better cook than you? ''[sniffles yet again]'' Doesn't matter. And so what if Squidward replaced you as Employee of the Month? And so what if New Squidward is pogo-dancing with your best friend? ''[gasps loudly as his eyes get exaggeratedly wide and bloodshot]'' Pogo-dancing with your best friend?! ''[Patrick and Squidward are bouncing on pogo sticks. SpongeBob whimpers then gets angry]'' Stop! ''[the party stops]'' Maybe you can take my job! And maybe you can take my place on the employee of the month wall of fame! But nobody, and I mean nobody, pogo dances with that guy ''[points to Patrick]'' but me! ''[confiscates Squidward's pogo stick]'' Now do yourself a big fat favor and get out, bub! ''[Squidward tearfully leaves and goes over to touch the doorknob on the electric fence, which is still on, and gets electrocuted, causing the power in Patrick's rock to go out for a second. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are on pogo sticks]'' You know, Patrick, maybe I was a little hard on New Squidward. I mean, he might be a good fry cook. and he might have his picture on the wall, but I still have the best friend in the world ''[gasps]'' I know. I'll go apologize. Come on. ''[goes over to Squidward, still being electrocuted]'' Squidward, I just want to say I'm sorry for being so selfish, and yelling at you and all. I mean, who cares about cooking, pictures on the wall and dancing. We're bigger than that, right? So, if you're willing to let bygones be bygones, then I'm willing to meet you half way. What do you say, buddy? Put her there.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|He's too proud.}} | {{L|Patrick|He's too proud.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'll just meet you all the way. Lay one on me, pal. ''[grabs Squidward's hand and gets electrocuted, too]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'll just meet you all the way. Lay one on me, pal. ''[grabs Squidward's hand and gets electrocuted, too]''}} | ||
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