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{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Tee time, Patrick! Patrick! ''[cuts to Squidward]'' Tee time, Patrick! ''[cuts to Patrick's house]'' Patrick! Wake up!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Tee time, Patrick! Patrick! ''[cuts to Squidward]'' Tee time, Patrick! ''[cuts to Patrick's house]'' Patrick! Wake up!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' Ready to lose? Weather permitting, of course.''[There is a rumbling sound then storm clouds move in and start rain and thunder]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' Ready to lose? Weather permitting, of course.''[There is a rumbling sound then storm clouds move in and start rain and thunder]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Aw,how are we supposed to golf in this this downpour? Our putters are getting waterlogged.''[twist putter]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Dumb rain! Doesn't anybody know I'm the sheriff in these parts?''[points to sky with putter]'' Hey, rain! You better stop that! ''[Patrick gets shocked by lightning then screams. Cuts to Squidward grumbling & covers head with blanket]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Dumb rain! Doesn't anybody know I'm the sheriff in these parts?''[points to sky with putter]'' Hey, rain! You better stop that! ''[Patrick gets shocked by lightning then screams. Cuts to Squidward grumbling & covers head with blanket]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[continues screaming then gets burned to ashes]''AAAAAAHHH!!!!!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[continues screaming then gets burned to ashes]''AAAAAAHHH!!!!!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[opens window]'' If you two don't mind, could you keep it down to a low rumble?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[opens window]'' If you two don't mind, could you keep it down to a low rumble?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Sorry,Squidward.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|I guess we were just to upset about the rain and how...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Don't care.''[closes window. cuts to | {{L|Squidward|Don't care.''[closes window. cuts to SpongeBob's house]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sighs]'' I was really looking forward to a day of sportsmanship and male bonding. Thanks a lot, rain! ''[slams fist onto table and makes golf ball ricochet off of door then Gary into Gary's bowl] ''Hey,'' [raises finger] '' that gives me an idea.'' [card comes up saying: BRIEF CONSTRUCTION MONTAGE]''}} | ||
{{L|Man with French accent|What follows is a brief construction montage.}} | {{L|Man with French accent|What follows is a brief construction montage.}} | ||
{{L|''[shows | {{L|''[shows SpongeBob and Patrick hammering on boards, ripping a sofa,pouring sand ,drilling holes, filling holes with water, making holes, and taking Gary's shell off.cuts back to card]''}} | ||
{{L|Man with French accent|We hope you enjoyed this brief construction montage.}} | {{L|Man with French accent|We hope you enjoyed this brief construction montage.}} | ||
{{L|''[cuts to outside of house,with sounds and house shaking.cuts to inside of Squidward's house]''}} | {{L|''[cuts to outside of house,with sounds and house shaking.cuts to inside of Squidward's house]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[grumbles then gets so angry his sleep mask burns off, puts three pillows on a desk, ties them to his face with a rope, still hears them,then rips pillows off and screams. He walks to | {{L|Squidward|''[grumbles then gets so angry his sleep mask burns off, puts three pillows on a desk, ties them to his face with a rope, still hears them,then rips pillows off and screams. He walks to SpongeBob's house with umbrella, cuts to inside, where SpongeBob and Patrick are constructing]'' Hey! Hello?! Nitwit, morons.''[Patrick hits Squidward with a hammer, Squidward screams]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hi, Squidward. Up from your slumber, I see. Well,you're just in time to endure in a friendly game of ''[shows course]'' indoor miniature golf!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I will not indulge in anything friendly or otherwise with the likes of you two! Presently, I am heading to enjoy a well-deserved morning nap!}} | {{L|Squidward|I will not indulge in anything friendly or otherwise with the likes of you two! Presently, I am heading to enjoy a well-deserved morning nap!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|But we sculpted your likeness out of butter on hole five.''[cuts to sculpture]''}} | {{L|Patrick|But we sculpted your likeness out of butter on hole five.''[cuts to sculpture]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Join us on the back nine?}} | {{L|Patrick|Join us on the back nine?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Just don't let it happen again! Or else.''[leaves]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Just don't let it happen again! Or else.''[leaves]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's get this game teed off.''[balls come out of his head, he catches them, places a ball and tee on grass]'' You're up first, my good man.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick stretches, yawns, stomps, ululates]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick stretches, yawns, stomps, ululates]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Would you two KEEP IT DOWN?!}} | {{L|Squidward|Would you two KEEP IT DOWN?!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Better tone down the calisthenics, Patrick. Don't wanna upset Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Can't wait to lose,huh?''[aims, pulls back, and shoots. ball ricochets back to tee]'' NO! Ooh. If you would just let me finish my stretches, I wouldn't have missed my first shot!}} | {{L|Patrick|Can't wait to lose,huh?''[aims, pulls back, and shoots. ball ricochets back to tee]'' NO! Ooh. If you would just let me finish my stretches, I wouldn't have missed my first shot!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, don't worry, Patrick, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it.''[places ball on tee]'' Besides, we're just playin' for fun, right? And back,and-''[makes it]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Nice shot.''[moves ball]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Nice shot.''[moves ball]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|What are you doing?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Moving my ball.}} | {{L|Patrick|Moving my ball.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you have to play it where it lands.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Fine. Have it your way.''[moves ball back to original place, shoots, makes it]'' Ready to give up?}} | {{L|Patrick|Fine. Have it your way.''[moves ball back to original place, shoots, makes it]'' Ready to give up?}} | ||
{{L|''[cuts to a hole]''}} | {{L|''[cuts to a hole]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Ha! Let's see how you do against the windmill. You haven't got a chance.}} | {{L|Patrick|Ha! Let's see how you do against the windmill. You haven't got a chance.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|You know, Patrick, this is just a game.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, it is just a game, which I am gonna win.}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, it is just a game, which I am gonna win.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|I think you're missing the point.''[aims, practice shots]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Speaking of m-m-MISSING!''[ | {{L|Patrick|Speaking of m-m-MISSING!''[SpongeBob shoots by accident, startled by Patrick]'' Ha! Gotta play it where it lands. Watch and learn, SquarePants. Watch and learn. ''[shoots and makes it]'' YES! See if you can top that!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|''[uneasily]'' Okay.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[with microphone and headphones]'' | {{L|Patrick|''[with microphone and headphones]'' SpongeBob readies the approach shot. He's gotta be very careful he doesn't hook the shot here, because this would certainly be an inopportune time for a bogey.''[SpongeBob swings but stops]''A pressure-packed shot to be sure.''[leaves]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob sweats and wipes his forehead, shoots, ball stops right before it's about to go in]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob sweats and wipes his forehead, shoots, ball stops right before it's about to go in]''}} | ||
{{L|Bikini Bottomites|Aw. ''[all whisper]''}} | {{L|Bikini Bottomites|Aw. ''[all whisper]''}} | ||
{{L|''[cuts to hole]''}} | {{L|''[cuts to hole]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Looks like we're tied, three shots to three.}} | {{L|Patrick|Looks like we're tied, three shots to three.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|''[chuckles]'' They're called strokes in golf, Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Whatever.''[shoots and makes it]'' AND HE SINKS ANOTHER HOLE IN ONE! That's two in a row!}} | {{L|Patrick|Whatever.''[shoots and makes it]'' AND HE SINKS ANOTHER HOLE IN ONE! That's two in a row!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|All right. You wanna play competitive,eh? Observe.''[shoots and makes it]'' Right between the old wickets. Come on bally, don't fail me now.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Watch out for the water hazard.}} | {{L|Patrick|Watch out for the water hazard.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, the only hazard I can see is you standing in my shot.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I have no idea what you're talking about.}} | {{L|Patrick|I have no idea what you're talking about.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Fine. Be that way. I'll just go around you.''[shoots ball an ball ricochets off of a picture, through a sculpture and out the window]''Oops.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Show-off. I can do that.''[shoots, | {{L|Patrick|Show-off. I can do that.''[shoots, SpongeBob ducks and goes out the window]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, where did our balls go?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Well, how do I know? I was just copying you.}} | {{L|Patrick|Well, how do I know? I was just copying you.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|''[shows side of Squidward's house and broken window]'' Uh-oh. Oh well, I guess that's game point.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho,hold on there, fella. It's not over yet.}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho,hold on there, fella. It's not over yet.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|But remember what Squidward said? We can't make any noise!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Who said anything about noise? We're just gonna get outta the rough and back to the course!}} | {{L|Patrick|Who said anything about noise? We're just gonna get outta the rough and back to the course!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey! Patrick. Patrick! What's the big idea? I thought we were in here to play golf, remember?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Okay, okay!}} | {{L|Patrick|Okay, okay!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Now where is that darn ball?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh!}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, have you seen by ball?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Was it a red one?}} | {{L|Patrick|Was it a red one?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|M-hmm.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|It might have been in the kelp salad.}} | {{L|Patrick|It might have been in the kelp salad.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you ate my ball?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Don't worry, I'll get it.}} | {{L|Patrick|Don't worry, I'll get it.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, no!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|No?}} | {{L|Patrick|No?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|I have to play the ball where it lies.''[goes inside Patrick and opens his mouth]'' You'll need to leave this open.''[goes back inside]'' Now, let's see, if I was a golf ball, where would I-oh! Next to the gallbladder, of course. Fore!''[the ball goes through wall and hits lamp]'' Where's your ball?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I don't know. Gotta be around here somewhere.''[ball is seen in Patrick's bum hole on outside of his pants]''}} | {{L|Patrick|I don't know. Gotta be around here somewhere.''[ball is seen in Patrick's bum hole on outside of his pants]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|There it is!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Uh-oh.}} | {{L|Patrick|Uh-oh.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Play it where it lies.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[angrily grumbling. cuts to him shooting it and ricocheting off a cabinet to a overhead desk lamp, picture, and through a wall]'' Hole in one! Top that!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[angrily grumbling. cuts to him shooting it and ricocheting off a cabinet to a overhead desk lamp, picture, and through a wall]'' Hole in one! Top that!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|I could do that blindfolded.''[Patrick hands him a blindfold]''}} | ||
{{L|''[cuts to blind | {{L|''[cuts to blind SpongeBob. He hits a door. Feels around to identify it and slams the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Wait up! Warmer. Warmer. Red hot!}} | {{L|Patrick|Wait up! Warmer. Warmer. Red hot!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|''[slams a door]'' Aha!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Warmer. Warmer. Colder. Colder. Warmer. Warmer. Warmer. Hot. Hotter. Red hot! Red hot! ''[ | {{L|Patrick|Warmer. Warmer. Colder. Colder. Warmer. Warmer. Warmer. Hot. Hotter. Red hot! Red hot! ''[SpongeBob splits a table]'' Wait, My mistake. You're right. Oh, Warmer. Warmer. Hot. Hot. Red hot. Red hot! SpongeBob, red hot! ''[Kills a plant]'' Wrong Again.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick...''[peeks out]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Stop peeking! Hotter.''[wrecks Squidward's house along the way]''Hotter! Hot! Hot! Cold. Hot. Cold. Hot! Cold.}} | {{L|Patrick|Stop peeking! Hotter.''[wrecks Squidward's house along the way]''Hotter! Hot! Hot! Cold. Hot. Cold. Hot! Cold.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! This is ridic-''[sees Squidward's wrecked house]'' -ulous. Wow. Squidward's really let this place go. Patrick!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[in shower]'' AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[in shower]'' AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|What are you doing?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I was just freshening up. These fancy fixtures are touchy ''[steam builds up around Patrick]'' Hot! Red hot! Ah! Cold! Cold!}} | {{L|Patrick|I was just freshening up. These fancy fixtures are touchy ''[steam builds up around Patrick]'' Hot! Red hot! Ah! Cold! Cold!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Would you please get back in the game?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|But I wanted to try his loofah.}} | {{L|Patrick|But I wanted to try his loofah.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Those balls have gotta be around here somewhere. Oh, Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Uhh, look a little closer, buddy.}} | {{L|Patrick|Uhh, look a little closer, buddy.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|''[uneasily]'' Play it where it lies?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Play it where it lies.}} | {{L|Patrick|Play it where it lies.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|But how are we gonna hit our balls back to my house from here?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|All it takes is a little finesse, | {{L|Patrick|All it takes is a little finesse, SpongeBob. All it takes is a little finesse.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, you're good to go.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Fore!''[wrecks top front of house]'' It's all yours}} | {{L|Patrick|Fore!''[wrecks top front of house]'' It's all yours}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|This one's for all the marbles.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|But I thought we weren't betting.}} | {{L|Patrick|But I thought we weren't betting.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|No, I mean whoever wins this hole wins the game.''[Squidward wakes up and takes off his blindfold to see SpongeBob and Patrick talking]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[muffled]''What's going on here?''[screams]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[muffled]''What's going on here?''[screams]''}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick shoot, landing Gary's food bowl, spilling on him]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Hole in one!''[Squidward sits up]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Good morning.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Sorry we woke you.}} | {{L|Patrick|Sorry we woke you.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[muffled and stammering]'' Wha-What?''[his mouth is shown, with no dentures]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[muffled and stammering]'' Wha-What?''[his mouth is shown, with no dentures]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, what happened to your dentures?}} | ||
{{L|''[cuts to Gary,with denchers in his bowl]''}} | {{L|''[cuts to Gary,with denchers in his bowl]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Good game, pal.}} | {{L|Patrick|Good game, pal.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|SpongeBob|Rematch next Saturday?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Rain or shine, | {{L|Patrick|Rain or shine, SpongeBob. Rain or shine.}} | ||
{{L|''[stops raining,focusing on Squidward's house, which collapses]''}} | {{L|''[stops raining,focusing on Squidward's house, which collapses]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[muffled]'' SpongeBob?!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[muffled]'' SpongeBob?!}} | ||
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