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'''SpongeBob:''' This is how to live, isn't it my friend?  
'''SpongeBob:''' This is how to live, isn't it my friend?  


'''Patrick:''' You said it buddy. (Larry comes in riding a motor cycle. SpongeBob and Patrick scream, and sand gets in there face. Larry does flips, then rides through a picnic blanket, then pulls one of his breaks causing him to go in cirles, getting more sand on SpongeBob and Patrick. He then rides on top of the pile of sand, then through the life guard station causing it to set on fire, and everyone cheers.)
'''Patrick:''' You said it buddy. I could have a taste of your ice cream.
'''Spongebob:''' No! Patrick! Now, if you want ice cream, GET YOUR BUTT IN LINE FOR IT!


'''Pink Fish:''' He's amazing!  
'''Patrick:''' I'll say! There it IS! (Patrick pushes away the first 15 people in line and tries several ice cream doses and finally a very good scoop)! Wanna try?
'''Hot Dog Man:''' No.
'''Patrick:''' Icecreme?!! 


'''Frank:''' I'll say! (Larry then throws a basket ball into the hoop, then is about to fall, but he presses a button to cause a sky glider to come out, and he causes the flag on some childrens sand castles to catch on fire)
'''Fish 1:''' No thanks.


'''Kids:''' Woah! (the sky glider then comes off, and Larry stops. Everyone cheers, then larry takes off his helmet)
'''Peterson:''' No.  


'''Pink Fish:''' Who is that guy?
'''Larry:''' I don't want any right now!
'''Patrick:''' (sniffling) If nobody is fond of a single scoop of mine, and then I'd (stops crying and starts threatening) KILL THE BOSS! 


'''Fish 1:''' That's Lary the Lobster. He's like living large!  
'''Larry:''' And you can't... Uh... You can't... (Hears Patrick whimpering, then picks him up) Well you shouldn't chug up ice cream like this goofy gizmo. Just look at him. Stunned, (Larry shakes him) dying for candy, (touches them, and they fall) afraid of anvils. (An anvil falls down, and Patrick whimpers) Pathetic!  


'''Peterson:''' What's your secret Larry?  
'''Peterson:''' Larry, how can he redeem his ice cream dreams?  


'''Larry:''' Well, you've gotta take risks. (Larry hops back on his motor cycle) Live on the edge. (Larry rides his motor cycle, then jumps off at the lagoon. He then gets on someones surf board upside down)
'''Larry:''' I'll tell you how: To STOP eating ice cream and START putting on weight!


'''All:''' Ooh! (Larry then comes back to shore)
Patrick: How will you do that, MR. 100% FAT-ON-BODY SEA ANIMAL!  


'''Larry:''' And you can't... Uh... You can't... (Hears SpongeBob and Patrick whimpering, then picks them up) And you can't live like these two. Just look at 'em. Spineless, (Larry shakes them) weak, (touches them, and they fall) afraid of there own shadows. (They see there shadows, sream, and whimper) Paphetic!
Larry:(about to cry) How.. HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT!!! (Patrick is tossed into the air by Larry)  


'''Peterson:''' Larry, how can they redeem there worthless lives?  
Patrick: Where am I? (Back at Goo Lagoon)


'''Larry:''' I'll tell you how: by living each day as if it were there last!  
Larry: (Patrick reappears) Hey Patrick, to actually PUT ON weight, you have to try as hard as you can to get hurt!


Patrick: How do we do that?
Patrick: *gulp* I wish Larry wouldn't have uttered such vile vocabulary!


Larry: By living like me, Larry.
Larry: GO AWAY! Goo bybybybybybyby Idon'tneedtohearthisrightnow! (talking fast)


Patrick: But what's that have... (Larry covers his mouth)
Patrick: This isn't pain! IT'S BULLCRAP!


Larry: By living, like Larry
SpongeBob: (Spongebob appears) What's that Pat?


Both: Living, like Larry.  
Patrick: SpongeBob, these are the best years of our lives, and you want to waste them blowing bubbles? We should be living in the moment! We should be living like Lar... (hears sea horses) This is it SpongeBob! This is where we redeem are misreable lives! It's time to start... (jumps in the air, then stops) ..."dying" to die! (he then goes back down, and onto the back of a sea hosrse, and he then rides around) Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob? (SpongeBob is on a kiddie ride outside a grocery store)


Larry: Living like Larry! (walks away)
SpongeBob: I'm dying to die for poop! Wo-hoo! (cuts to later at SpongeBob's house. Patrick kicks the door down, and he is all bandaged up)  
 
Patrick: Living like Larry. Living like Larry. (cuts to later when SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles. Patrick is sighing, which is like blowing the bubbles) This is bogus!
 
SpongeBob: What's that Pat?
 
Patrick: SpongeBob, these are the best years of our lives, and you want to waste them blowing bubbles? We should be living in the moment! We should be living like Lar... (hears sea horses) This is it SpongeBob! This is where we redeem are misreable lives! It's time to start... (jumps in the air, then stops) ...living like Larry! (he then goes back down, and onto the back of a sea hosrse, and he then rides around) Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob? (SpongeBob is on a kiddie ride outside a grocery store)
 
SpongeBob: I'm living like Larry! Wo-hoo! (cuts to later at SpongeBob's house. Patrick kicks the door down, and he is all bandaged up)  


Patrick: Where were you SpongeBob? That was awesome! (picks up SpongeBob, and runs outside)  
Patrick: Where were you SpongeBob? That was awesome! (picks up SpongeBob, and runs outside)  
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Patrick: To live my friend! We are going to live! (cuts to "A-1 Wreckers") This is going to be the best fun yet! (a boat gets smashed from the sides, then from the front and back, then from the top, then a giant spatula puts in a pile of boats, then three flame throwers burn it, then a giant fist comes down and punches it)  
Patrick: To live my friend! We are going to live! (cuts to "A-1 Wreckers") This is going to be the best fun yet! (a boat gets smashed from the sides, then from the front and back, then from the top, then a giant spatula puts in a pile of boats, then three flame throwers burn it, then a giant fist comes down and punches it)  


SpongeBob: I don't know about this Patrick.  
SpongeBob: I don't know about this Patrick. You could "die" for real.  


Patrick: You must defeat your reason, before you can start... (jumps up in the air again, then stops) ...living like Larry! (he then goes into a boat) Wo-hoo! SpongeBob, this is it! (he gets smashed from the sides, then cuts back to SpongeBob as the rest happens. Cuts to SpongeBob's house where he is putting the letters of the alphabet on his pairs of socks)
Patrick: I HATE YOU!  


Music: Livin' Like Larry
Spongebob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (The Trouble Song)


SpongeBob: De dee do dee do livin' like Larry.  
SpongeBob: De dee do dee do livin' like Larry.  
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Patrick: Come on SpongeBob! What are you waiting for? Let's go! (SpongeBob and Patrick run outside. Cuts to later when they are still running)  
Patrick: Come on SpongeBob! What are you waiting for? Let's go! (SpongeBob and Patrick run outside. Cuts to later when they are still running)  


SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, where are we going?  
SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, where are you going?  


Patrick: Just you wait! it's the ultimate! (they run onto a giant ramp that leads into a trench) What do you think? And wait 'till you see the best part! (stomps on the ramp) Hey you guys. (lots of monsters are in the trench)  
Patrick: Just you wait! it's the ultimate! (they run onto a giant ramp that leads into a trench) What do you think? And wait 'till you see the best part! (stomps on the ramp) Hey you guys. (lots of monsters are in the trench)  
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SpongeBob: I don't know Patrick, this looks very danger... (Patrick attatches a skate board on SpongeBob's back, then does so with him)  
SpongeBob: I don't know Patrick, this looks very danger... (Patrick attatches a skate board on SpongeBob's back, then does so with him)  


Patrick: Here's to living like Larry!  
Patrick: Here's to "die" for some b-lemishes!  


SpongeBob: Well, wait a minute Patrick, I think your missing the point. "Living like Larry" doesn't mean throwing caution to the wind, and risking everything on a stunt that will cost you your life.  
SpongeBob: Well, wait a minute Patrick, I think your missing the point. "Dying on purpose" doesn't mean throwing caution to the wind, and risking everything on a stunt that will cost you your life.  


Patrick: Don't you mean, cost us our lives SpongeBob?  
Patrick: Don't you mean, cost us our lives SpongeBob?  
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Patrick: I feel sorry for you. (goes down the ramp to the trench with all the monsters in it. Scene then cuts to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is working)  
Patrick: I feel sorry for you. (goes down the ramp to the trench with all the monsters in it. Scene then cuts to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is working)  


SpongeBob: I wonder how Patrick's doing with his "living like Larry" thing.  
SpongeBob: I wonder how Patrick's doing with his "pretending to die" thing.  


Patrick: SpongeBob! (SpongeBob looks out the window) SpongeBob! (Patrick is being chased by tough fish on motor cycles. He then runs into the Krusty Krab) You were right SpongeBob! I went too far! I went too far!  
Patrick: SpongeBob! (SpongeBob looks out the window) SpongeBob! (Patrick is being chased by tough fish on motor cycles. He then runs into the Krusty Krab) You were right SpongeBob! I went too far! I went too far!  
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Patrick: Uh-uh.  
Patrick: Uh-uh.  


Tough Guy 1: Don't make us come in there kid!  
Tough Guy 1: Don't make us come in there kid! We're gonna fry m'self some crappeh pattehs by the time yo' dead!  


SpongeBob: Now you just let me handle those guys out there. (SpongeBob walks outside) Gentlemen, Gentlemen.  
SpongeBob: Now you just let me handle those guys out there. (SpongeBob walks outside) Gentlemen, Gentlemen.  
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All: What the?  
All: What the?  


SpongeBob: I know that you might be angry at my friend for his shenanigans, but you are not the only victim. His wreckless thrill chasing as made him a hollow shell of his former self. Just look (scene reveales Patrick is a shell) So let me assure you, his days of "living in the moment" are over. Can you not forgive him for what ever he did? (they thin)  
SpongeBob: I know that you might be angry at my friend for his shenanigans, but you are not the only victim. His wreckless thrill chasing as made him a hollow shell of his former self. Just look (scene reveales Patrick is a shell) So let me assure you, his days of "pretending to pass away" are over. Can you not forgive him for what ever he did? (they thin)  


Tough Guy 2: Sure pal. Sure.  
Tough Guy 2: Sure pal. Sure.  
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SpongeBob: By the way, what did he do that made you all so cranky? (SpongeBob leans on there motor cycles, and they fall)  
SpongeBob: By the way, what did he do that made you all so cranky? (SpongeBob leans on there motor cycles, and they fall)  


Tough Guy 2: He knocked over our motor cycles! (SpongeBob laughs nervousley, then they chase SpongeBob and Patrick)  
Tough Guy 2: That barnacle brain knocked over our motor cycles! (SpongeBob laughs nervousley, then they chase SpongeBob and Patrick)  


SpongeBob: So scared! Adrenalin pumping! (getting excited) Spine tingling! Endorphins rushing! I've never felt so alive! Oh, yeah baby, yeah! This is what Patrick was talking about! This is really living in the moment! Woo-yeah! This is life! Woo, woo, yeah, woo! (gets knocked in the air by a motor cycle) Now I am finally living like Larry! (cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick on top of a giant knife)  
SpongeBob: So scared! Adrenalin pumping! (getting excited) Spine tingling! Endorphins rushing! I've never felt so alive! Oh, yeah baby, yeah! This is what Patrick was talking about! This is really living in the moment! Woo-yeah! This is life! Woo, woo, yeah, woo! (gets knocked in the air by a motor cycle) Now I am finally living like Larry! (cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick on top of a giant knife)  
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Larry: I'm proud of them. (takes a closer look) Wait a minute, with that angle of trajectery, they'll land right in, rippers reef! They'll be ripped to shreds! (runs over with a life saver) Wait, don't do it! Stop!  
Larry: I'm proud of them. (takes a closer look) Wait a minute, with that angle of trajectery, they'll land right in, rippers reef! They'll be ripped to shreds! (runs over with a life saver) Wait, don't do it! Stop!  


SpongeBob: 3-2-1 Lifoff. (pulls a rope, which causes the knife to set off)  
SpongeBob: 3-2-1 Liftoff. (pulls a rope, which causes the knife to set off)  


Larry: Drat! (uses the life saver to catch on to the knife, then goes up in the air) Guys, my advice wasn't meant to be taken literally, I meant live life to the fullest, not demain yourselfes. Look! (then notice the reef)  
Larry: Oh Neptune! (uses the lite saber to catch on to the knife, then goes up in the air) Guys, my advice wasn't meant to be taken literally, I meant live life to the fullest, not demain yourselfes. Look! (then notice the reef)  


Patrick: Oh no! (they crash into it, then cuts to scene of them in the hospital)  
Patrick: Oh no! (Patrick and Larry crash into it, die, and cuts to the scene of them in dull tombs)  


SpongeBob: What are you two lazy bones doing lying around? There's a really cool ramp down the hall, i've got room for two more. What would Larry do?  
SpongeBob: What are you two lazy bones doing lying around? There's a really cool ramp down the hall, i've got room for two more. What would Larry do?  

Revision as of 20:55, 29 December 2008

Template:Episode "A Life in a Day" is an SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season six.

Time/Date:

Time cards shown:

  • 3 days later

Characters Present:

Plot

Larry introduces himself to the beach locals.SpongeBob and Patrick becomes humiliated by Larry, who used them as an example and why to "live like Larry". Patrick takes this advice and performs dangerous stunts. Patrick later calls SpongeBob with him. But when they are about to back-roll across a huge trench full of creatures, SpongeBob removes his back roller and refuses to do so. At the Krusty Krab, Patrick was running away from punk bikers admitting that SpongeBob was right. But SpongeBob was able to calm them down, until his knocked over their bikes domino style. As they are running, SpongeBob finally realizes the fun Patrick had and allows himself to be beaten by the punks, also the doing many dangerous stunts with Patrick. At the beach, SpongeBob and Patrick are about to ride a giant arrow shot from a giant bow to Ripper's Reef. Larry spots them just in time and gets injured as well. At the hospital, SpongeBob still wants to do dangerous stunts because it was "what Larry would do". Angered by this, Larry gets up from his bed and chases SpongeBob slowly since he has a leg cast and SpongeBob is in a wheelchair.

Trivia

  • When Larry shows that SpongeBob and Patrick that they are spineless, this could refer to "Roller Cowards".
  • SpongeBob's black eye looks a lot different than it did in "Blackened Sponge".
  • In the past SpongeBob episodes SpongeBob's swim suit is blue but in this episode it is red.
  • The title parodies the Beatles' song A Day in the Life.
  • This is the second episode that we see Patrick fly. The first time is in The Sponge Who Could Fly.

Transcript

[Episode Starts at Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob is eating ice cream, while Patrick is tanning]

SpongeBob: This is how to live, isn't it my friend?

Patrick: You said it buddy. I could have a taste of your ice cream. Spongebob: No! Patrick! Now, if you want ice cream, GET YOUR BUTT IN LINE FOR IT!

Patrick: I'll say! There it IS! (Patrick pushes away the first 15 people in line and tries several ice cream doses and finally a very good scoop)! Wanna try? Hot Dog Man: No. Patrick: Icecreme?!!

Fish 1: No thanks.

Peterson: No.

Larry: I don't want any right now! Patrick: (sniffling) If nobody is fond of a single scoop of mine, and then I'd (stops crying and starts threatening) KILL THE BOSS!

Larry: And you can't... Uh... You can't... (Hears Patrick whimpering, then picks him up) Well you shouldn't chug up ice cream like this goofy gizmo. Just look at him. Stunned, (Larry shakes him) dying for candy, (touches them, and they fall) afraid of anvils. (An anvil falls down, and Patrick whimpers) Pathetic!

Peterson: Larry, how can he redeem his ice cream dreams?

Larry: I'll tell you how: To STOP eating ice cream and START putting on weight!

Patrick: How will you do that, MR. 100% FAT-ON-BODY SEA ANIMAL!

Larry:(about to cry) How.. HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT!!! (Patrick is tossed into the air by Larry)

Patrick: Where am I? (Back at Goo Lagoon)

Larry: (Patrick reappears) Hey Patrick, to actually PUT ON weight, you have to try as hard as you can to get hurt!

Patrick: *gulp* I wish Larry wouldn't have uttered such vile vocabulary!

Larry: GO AWAY! Goo bybybybybybyby Idon'tneedtohearthisrightnow! (talking fast)

Patrick: This isn't pain! IT'S BULLCRAP!

SpongeBob: (Spongebob appears) What's that Pat?

Patrick: SpongeBob, these are the best years of our lives, and you want to waste them blowing bubbles? We should be living in the moment! We should be living like Lar... (hears sea horses) This is it SpongeBob! This is where we redeem are misreable lives! It's time to start... (jumps in the air, then stops) ..."dying" to die! (he then goes back down, and onto the back of a sea hosrse, and he then rides around) Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob? (SpongeBob is on a kiddie ride outside a grocery store)

SpongeBob: I'm dying to die for poop! Wo-hoo! (cuts to later at SpongeBob's house. Patrick kicks the door down, and he is all bandaged up)

Patrick: Where were you SpongeBob? That was awesome! (picks up SpongeBob, and runs outside)

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, where you going?

Patrick: To live my friend! We are going to live! (cuts to "A-1 Wreckers") This is going to be the best fun yet! (a boat gets smashed from the sides, then from the front and back, then from the top, then a giant spatula puts in a pile of boats, then three flame throwers burn it, then a giant fist comes down and punches it)

SpongeBob: I don't know about this Patrick. You could "die" for real.

Patrick: I HATE YOU!

Spongebob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (The Trouble Song)

SpongeBob: De dee do dee do livin' like Larry. Dee dee dee doo livin' like Larry. Deedeedeedee livin' like Larry. (Patrick barges through the door in the boat. He then falls, then breaks out of it)

Patrick: Come on SpongeBob! What are you waiting for? Let's go! (SpongeBob and Patrick run outside. Cuts to later when they are still running)

SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, where are you going?

Patrick: Just you wait! it's the ultimate! (they run onto a giant ramp that leads into a trench) What do you think? And wait 'till you see the best part! (stomps on the ramp) Hey you guys. (lots of monsters are in the trench)

SpongeBob: I don't know Patrick, this looks very danger... (Patrick attatches a skate board on SpongeBob's back, then does so with him)

Patrick: Here's to "die" for some b-lemishes!

SpongeBob: Well, wait a minute Patrick, I think your missing the point. "Dying on purpose" doesn't mean throwing caution to the wind, and risking everything on a stunt that will cost you your life.

Patrick: Don't you mean, cost us our lives SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: No Patrick, I mean your life. I'm not going.

Patrick: Oh gee. And that's your final word on the subject?

SpongeBob: Hmm-mm

Patrick: I feel sorry for you. (goes down the ramp to the trench with all the monsters in it. Scene then cuts to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is working)

SpongeBob: I wonder how Patrick's doing with his "pretending to die" thing.

Patrick: SpongeBob! (SpongeBob looks out the window) SpongeBob! (Patrick is being chased by tough fish on motor cycles. He then runs into the Krusty Krab) You were right SpongeBob! I went too far! I went too far!

SpongeBob: Oh it's okay buddy, I think you learned your lesson. Hmm?

Patrick: Uh-uh.

Tough Guy 1: Don't make us come in there kid! We're gonna fry m'self some crappeh pattehs by the time yo' dead!

SpongeBob: Now you just let me handle those guys out there. (SpongeBob walks outside) Gentlemen, Gentlemen.

All: What the?

SpongeBob: I know that you might be angry at my friend for his shenanigans, but you are not the only victim. His wreckless thrill chasing as made him a hollow shell of his former self. Just look (scene reveales Patrick is a shell) So let me assure you, his days of "pretending to pass away" are over. Can you not forgive him for what ever he did? (they thin)

Tough Guy 2: Sure pal. Sure.

SpongeBob: By the way, what did he do that made you all so cranky? (SpongeBob leans on there motor cycles, and they fall)

Tough Guy 2: That barnacle brain knocked over our motor cycles! (SpongeBob laughs nervousley, then they chase SpongeBob and Patrick)

SpongeBob: So scared! Adrenalin pumping! (getting excited) Spine tingling! Endorphins rushing! I've never felt so alive! Oh, yeah baby, yeah! This is what Patrick was talking about! This is really living in the moment! Woo-yeah! This is life! Woo, woo, yeah, woo! (gets knocked in the air by a motor cycle) Now I am finally living like Larry! (cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick on top of a giant knife)

Patrick: Are you sure about this SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Oh come on Patrick, what happened to being in the moment?

Patrick: I don't know SpongeBob, this looks pretty dangerous.

SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah, you said it buddy! Now we're really living like Larry! (Larry notices them on the knife)

Larry: Well, would you look at that. Now there's two guys who know how to live!

SpongeBob: Prepare for countdown!

Larry: I'm proud of them. (takes a closer look) Wait a minute, with that angle of trajectery, they'll land right in, rippers reef! They'll be ripped to shreds! (runs over with a life saver) Wait, don't do it! Stop!

SpongeBob: 3-2-1 Liftoff. (pulls a rope, which causes the knife to set off)

Larry: Oh Neptune! (uses the lite saber to catch on to the knife, then goes up in the air) Guys, my advice wasn't meant to be taken literally, I meant live life to the fullest, not demain yourselfes. Look! (then notice the reef)

Patrick: Oh no! (Patrick and Larry crash into it, die, and cuts to the scene of them in dull tombs)

SpongeBob: What are you two lazy bones doing lying around? There's a really cool ramp down the hall, i've got room for two more. What would Larry do?

Larry: (angry) What would Larry do? I'll show you what Larry would do! (chases SpongeBob) Come here! Come here I said!