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{{L|SpongeBob|One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go. ''[Patrick grabs wand from Spongebob, inhales deeply and begins to blow, but a bubble doesn't come out. He pants and blows again. After a while, SpongeBob puts up a "Lessons" sign. Patrick then loses his breath]'' Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go. ''[Patrick grabs wand from Spongebob, inhales deeply and begins to blow, but a bubble doesn't come out. He pants and blows again. After a while, SpongeBob puts up a "Lessons" sign. Patrick then loses his breath]'' Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.}}
{{L|Patrick|Uh, very well, then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? ''[SpongeBob hands Patrick a quarter]'' Thanks. ''[he winks and hands the quarter back to SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Uh, very well, then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? ''[SpongeBob hands Patrick a quarter]'' Thanks. ''[he winks and hands the quarter back to SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|OK, Patrick, it's all in the technique! ''[he starts doing his infamous routine]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stomp on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[he blows bubbles shaped like ducks]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|OK, Patrick, it's all in the technique! ''[he starts doing his infamous routine]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[he blows bubbles shaped like ducks]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Oooh. ''[SpongeBob pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Patrick giggles and SpongeBob blows a caterpillar]'' Ah! ''[The caterpillar then pops one-by-one, with descending sounds. Patrick continues to giggle. SpongeBob blows a boat, and it floats off, pops, and makes a foghorn noise. Cuts to inside of Squidward's house]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Oooh. ''[SpongeBob pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Patrick giggles and SpongeBob blows a caterpillar]'' Ah! ''[The caterpillar then pops one-by-one, with descending sounds. Patrick continues to giggle. SpongeBob blows a boat, and it floats off, pops, and makes a foghorn noise. Cuts to inside of Squidward's house]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[he shakes his clarinet. Cut back to outside with SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[he shakes his clarinet. Cut back to outside with SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, sir, but we are clo-}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, sir, but we are clo-}}
{{L|Squidward|Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're not just blowing bubbles, were making bubble art! Watch carefully. ''[he does his infamous routine again]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stomp on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[he blows a butterfly, which flies over to Squidward, lands on his head, and pops]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're not just blowing bubbles, were making bubble art! Watch carefully. ''[he does his infamous routine again]'' First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... ''[he blows a butterfly, which flies over to Squidward, lands on his head, and pops]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Thats not art. That's just annoying. Blowing bubbles, that's the lamest idea I have ever heard. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick, depressed, head to SpongeBob's house]'' You should be ashamed of yourselves. ''[he laughs to himself]'' Bubbles. ''[he continues laughing]'' Art. ''[he mumbles, and picks up the bubble wand, sniffs it, and inhales to blow. Then, SpongeBob pops up out of nowhere]''}}
{{L|Squidward|That's not art. That's just annoying. Blowing bubbles, that's the lamest idea I have ever heard. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick, now depressed, head to SpongeBob's house]'' You should be ashamed of yourselves. ''[SpongeBob closes the door as Squidward laughs to himself]'' Bubbles. ''[he continues laughing]'' Art. ''[he mumbles, and picks up the bubble wand, sniffs it, and inhales to blow. Then, SpongeBob pops up out of nowhere]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That'll be 25 cents, sir.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That'll be 25 cents, sir.}}
{{L|Squidward|Ah, whoa, what? Oh... who-who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?}}
{{L|Squidward|Ah, whoa, what? ''[SpongeBob blinks]'' Oh... who-who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We also offer lessons for beginners.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We also offer lessons for beginners. ''[he puts the "Lessons" sign up]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble? ''[he pulls a quarter out]'' Here's your 25 cents! ''[SpongeBob bites it to test if its real and it bends]'' Watch and learn. ''[he inhales and blows, but nothing happens]'' Uhm, wait, wait, wait. ''[he inhales and blows again, but nothing happens again]'' One more time. Wait. ''[he inhales and blows again, and a small bubble comes out and instantly falls to the ground and bursts. Squidward looks over at SpongeBob and Patrick, and they gulp, and then whistle. Squidward places another quarter on the stand]'' Just a mere warm-up. ''[he dips the wand in the bubble container, inhales deeply and blows hard. The bubble falls to the ground again, gets another quarter out, puts it on the stand]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble? ''[he pulls a quarter out]'' Here's your 25 cents! ''[SpongeBob bites it to see if its real and it bends]'' Watch and learn. ''[he inhales and blows, but nothing happens]'' Uhh, wait, wait, wait. ''[he inhales and blows again, but nothing happens again]'' One more time. Here. Wait. ''[he inhales and blows again, and a small bubble comes out and instantly falls to the ground and bursts, making a raspberry sound. Squidward looks over at SpongeBob and Patrick, and they gulp, and then whistle. Squidward places another quarter on the stand]'' Uhh... Just a mere warm-up. ''[he dips the wand in the bubble container, inhales deeply and blows hard. The bubble falls to the ground again, making another raspberry sound, gets another quarter out and puts it on the stand]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, remember the technique. ''[Squidward keeps trying while SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to show him the technique]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, remember the technique. ''[Squidward keeps trying while SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to show him the technique]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Technique!!! Technique!!! Technique!!! Technique!!! Tech- ''[Squidward looks at them. SpongeBob and Patrick are screaming "Technique!!!" while standing on one foot]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Technique!!! Technique!!! Technique!!! Technique!!! Tech- ''[Squidward looks at them. SpongeBob and Patrick are screaming "Technique!!!" while standing on one foot]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[weakly]'' You're not doing the technique.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[weakly]'' You're not doing the technique.}}
{{L|Squidward|Technique? Technique!? Technique, technique, technique, technique, TECHNIQUE! ''[he starts to do the technique, while imitating SpongeBob'']'' First I do this, spin around. Stop. Double take three times. And here we go- pelvic thrust. Wehooooo, wehoohoo. Stop on your right foot, don't forget it. Now bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that, a little of this, a little of that, this this, that and that. And that and this. this that this that. Then ''[Squidward screams into the wand, blowing a gargantuan, unshaped bubble that lifts him off the ground]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Technique? Technique!? Technique, technique, technique, technique, TECHNIQUE! ''[he starts to do the infamous technique, while imitating SpongeBob'']'' First I do this, spin around. Stop. Double take three times. And here we go, pelvic thrust. Wehooooo! wehoohoo! Oh, stop on your right foot, don't forget it. Then, bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that, a little of this, this, this, that, that, that. And that, that. that that that that. And then... ''[Squidward screams into the wand, blowing a gargantuan, unshaped bubble]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Wow! ''[Squidward falls]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Wow! ''[Squidward is then lifted off the ground. The bubble pops off the wand and Squidward falls back on the ground]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, Squid! That was so good!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|All right, Squid! That was so good!}}
{{L|Patrick|Squid is number one!}}
{{L|Patrick|Squid is number one!}}
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{{L|Squidward|Technique? Hah! SpongeBob, you don't think I created that ''[kisses his tentacle]'' beautiful work of art with your help? ''[he starts laughing]'' Come on, its in my genes.}}
{{L|Squidward|Technique? Hah! SpongeBob, you don't think I created that ''[kisses his tentacle]'' beautiful work of art with your help? ''[he starts laughing]'' Come on, its in my genes.}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Squid's got genes! Squid's got genes! ''[Squidward walks back to his house]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Squid's got genes! Squid's got genes! ''[Squidward walks back to his house]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Thank you, thank you. ''[he starts to play his clarinet. SpongeBob and Patrick chant Squidward's name]'' I rock. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick continue to chant, and Squidward's bubble flies over them, covers the house, and pulls it out of the ground and up towards the top of the ocean. SpongeBob notices and stops Patrick]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Thank you, thank you, thank you. ''[he starts to play his clarinet. SpongeBob and Patrick chant Squidward's name. At one point, they belly flop each other and Patrick falls on the ground.]'' I rock. ''[Squidward continues to play his clarinet. As SpongeBob and Patrick continue to chant, Squidward's bubble flies over them, covers the house, and pulls it out of the ground and up towards the top of the ocean. SpongeBob notices and stops Patrick]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[concerned]'' Squidward!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[concerned]'' Squidward! ''[Patrick now notices]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Pat|Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! ''[Squidward stops playing his clarinet]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Hello my friends, you are looking at a- ''[he sees how far he is from the surface]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Hello, my friends. You are looking at a... ''[he sees how far he is from the surface]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|SQUIDWARD!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|SQUIDWARD!}}
{{L|Patrick|Squidward!}}
{{L|Patrick|SQUIDWARD!}}
{{L|Squidward|-genius. ''[the bubble violently explodes and the ground rumbles. SpongeBob and Patrick look in awe]''}}
{{L|Squidward|...genius. ''[the bubble explodes in the air and then the ground violently rumbles and shakes. SpongeBob and Patrick look in awe]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Wow! ''[the two run back to their homes. Squidward's house floats back to the surface, his clarinet plays weakly at the end of his Thankfulness song]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Wow! ''[the ground stops shaking. The two slowly walk back to their homes. They then speed up and run inside their houses. Squidward's house floats back to the surface. He starts playing his clarinet weakly to the Thankfulness song as the screen fades black, ending the episode]''}}
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