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(The episode begins with the title design appearing on the screen. Squidward appears to be fishing for something on what seems like a dock.)

Squidward: (sighs happily) Nothing like a relaxing morning fishing... (The camera zooms out to reveal Squidward fishing on the roof of the star house.) ...for a deadbeat! (laughs evilly)
(He appears to be moving the line up and down, and someone is straining to catch it. Then, when he reels it up...)
Squidward: Gotcha! You're paying for you your newspaper subscription TODAY, Mr. Star. (strains) Huh? What the -- (He opens up the newspaper to discover that ALL the coupons from the newspaper are GONE and grumbles angrily in response.)
(Inside the Star house, Patrick and Squidina are watching TV, while Cecil is holding tons of coupons.)
Cecil: (happy) Would you look at that? I just made six bucks in coupons from a magic floating newspaper!
Squidina: Way to go, Dad!
Cecil: Time to get ready! (tying his tie) The sea bunny runs around the coral away from the barracuda and then hops back in his hole. (it then shows that Cecil made it a little too tight.)
Bunny: (just arriving in the room) So dapper. (Kisses Cecil)
Cecil: (chuckles)
Bunny: We'll be back later!
Patrick: Wait! (Jumps off the couch and grunts) "Be back" means that you left. Where you going?

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+* (''The episode begins with the title design appearing on the screen. Squidward appears to be fishing for something on what seems like a dock.)''
+* '''Squidward:''' (''sighs happily)'' Nothing like a relaxing morning fishing... (''The camera zooms out to reveal Squidward fishing on the roof of the star house.) ...''for a deadbeat! (laughs evilly)
+* (He appears to be moving the line up and down, and someone is straining to catch it. Then, when he reels it up...)
+* '''Squidward:''' Gotcha! You're paying for you your newspaper subscription TODAY, Mr. Star. (strains) Huh? What the -- (He opens up the newspaper to discover that ALL the coupons from the newspaper are GONE and grumbles angrily in response.)
+* (Inside the Star house, Patrick and Squidina are watching TV, while Cecil is holding tons of coupons.)
+* '''Cecil:''' (happy) Would you look at that? I just made six bucks in coupons from a magic floating newspaper!
+* '''Squidina:''' Way to go, Dad!
+* '''Cecil:''' Time to get ready! (tying his tie) The sea bunny runs around the coral away from the barracuda and then hops back in his hole. (it then shows that Cecil made it a little too tight.)
+* '''Bunny:''' (just arriving in the room) So dapper. (Kisses Cecil)
+* '''Cecil:''' (chuckles)
+* '''Bunny:''' We'll be back later!
+* '''Patrick:''' Wait! (Jumps off the couch and grunts) "Be back" means that  you left. Where you going?