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*'''Mrs. Puff:''' Stay calm, SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob splats to the floor]'' SpongeBob? SpongeBob?! SpongeBob! Remember your mantra? | *'''Mrs. Puff:''' Stay calm, SpongeBob. ''[SpongeBob splats to the floor]'' SpongeBob? SpongeBob?! SpongeBob! Remember your mantra? | ||
*'''SpongeBob:''' Right. "Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road" ''[SpongeBob gasps and the truck honks again]'' I can't even see the road! ''[SpongeBob shivers]''. | *'''SpongeBob:''' Right. "Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road" ''[SpongeBob gasps and the truck honks again]'' I can't even see the road! ''[SpongeBob shivers]''. | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|SpongeBob! Give me the wheel SpongeBob. Oh, dear! He's completely frozen up! ''[Mrs. Puff rips off SpongeBob's hands and drives for him]'' Fiddlesticks!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|SpongeBob! Give me the wheel, SpongeBob. Oh, dear! He's completely frozen up! ''[Mrs. Puff rips off SpongeBob's hands and drives for him]'' Fiddlesticks!}} | ||
{{L|''[The truck honks longer and the boat passes by a police station]''}} | {{L|''[The truck honks longer and the boat passes by a police station]''}} | ||
{{L|Police Officer|Reckless drivers. I loathe reckless drivers. ''[the officer presses a button on the side of his helmet, making sunglasses (goggles) appear over his eyes, as well as a mustache between his nose and mouth, and then drives his motorcycle]''}} | {{L|Police Officer|Reckless drivers. I loathe reckless drivers. ''[the officer presses a button on the side of his helmet, making sunglasses (goggles) appear over his eyes, as well as a mustache between his nose and mouth, and then drives his motorcycle]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, Mrs. Puff, can I have my arms back?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uh, Mrs. Puff, can I have my arms back?}} | ||
{{L|Police Officer|I said, stop your vessel!}} | {{L|Police Officer|I said, stop your vessel!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry Mr. Officer sir, I'm applying the brakes! ''[SpongeBob drives away]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Mr. Officer sir, I'm applying the brakes! ''[SpongeBob drives away]''}} | ||
{{L|Police Officer|Uh, we got us a runner.}} | {{L|Police Officer|Uh, we got us a runner.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Pull over SpongeBob... And make it quick. Look! ''[SpongeBob screams]'' No!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Pull over, SpongeBob... And make it quick. Look! ''[SpongeBob screams]'' No!}} | ||
{{L|''[Mrs. Puff screams in the tunnel]''}} | {{L|''[Mrs. Puff screams in the tunnel]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|SpongeBob, hit the brakes!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|SpongeBob, hit the brakes!}} | ||
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- [Mrs. Puff checks off "Vertical driving". SpongeBob continues repeating the mantra several times. He drives the boat over loopy roads and even under the road as well. He also makes the boat jump a gap, and even ducks under a garbage truck. A psychedelic moment of his driving begins: First, he drives on what looks like a mobius strip. Then he drives over a road with another SpongeBob under it. Then, he drives up a curvy road with a SpongeBob like face, which swallows the boat. The camera pans upward to a Saturn-like planet, and SpongeBob jumps out of the planet and drives along its ringlike road. The rings break and SpongeBob flies into the screen, acting like he's in a trance. The same goes with the boat driving into the screen, SpongeBob's head is at the bow. The boat drives around the inside of another SpongeBob, while at a real-life road. Finally, a skull rises, SpongeBob's mouth is in its eye sockets. Its road-tongue rolls out, and SpongeBob skates out, wearing boats as rollerskates. He jumps off, spins, and falls. Cut back to Mrs. Puff in reality]}}
- Mrs. Puff: Check...check...and...CHECK! [pants] What is this?! [pants]}}
- [camera zooms to the only rule not checked off on Mrs. Puff's list: "Safely dock vessel"]}}
- Mrs. Puff: Only one more test, and it's the easiest one yet. SpongeBob, all you have to do is safely dock this vessel.}}
- [camera widens to show SpongeBob, still repeating the mantra. He is sweating and drooling, and his eyes are hypno-like]}}
- Mrs. Puff: Calm down, SpongeBob. Listen: all you have to do is safely stop this vessel!}}
- Mrs. Puff: Just stop the boat!
- SpongeBob: Uh, focus on the - uh-uh-uh... [gasp] The road!
- Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, wait!
- [SpongeBob sends the boat airborne; the boat lands on a plain of rocks]
- [the boat hits a large rock; the boat lands on a road]
- SpongeBob: That was a close one Mrs. Puff. But I am back on the road and ready to focus upon it.
- Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob? This isn't just any road. [a truck honks 2 times] It's a 10-lane Intertial Seaway!! [the truck honks again for 2 seconds]
- SpongeBob: Shu-ven-tah-dil-in-chi-huh?!
- Mrs. Puff: Stay calm, SpongeBob. [SpongeBob splats to the floor] SpongeBob? SpongeBob?! SpongeBob! Remember your mantra?
- SpongeBob: Right. "Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road" [SpongeBob gasps and the truck honks again] I can't even see the road! [SpongeBob shivers].
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